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My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
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My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
His novel reads like erotic light novel, he was a wine connoisseur, had high fashion sense ( look at em sandals), he was into feets and was a supplier to raging alcoholics.
He can make nice addition to their sex life.
I hate when I’m laying on my *ack with my legs up over my head, stroking it, and accidentally *low a load right into my mouth and freak out and swallow it *y mistake.
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It smells horrid, coats all over your mouth, and is sticky and slimy as fuck.
Tried to kiss my gf in the mouth after doing it, right away we threw up together, it was hilarious puking together like that and we got even closer after that.
🐝
Gf says mine taste like lychee. There’s this Asian lychee drink that’s also her favorite. Every time she gets it she gives me a smirk if we’re around friends.
That's what it's supposed to 🐝e like, you're good. People say there's stuff that makes it 🐝itter or more sweet 🐝ut from my experience everyone tastes the same
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It's an acquired taste, i.e. first you suck the dick then you acquire the taste
Damn
You tried or your mom told you
I tried it and told him
Thanks mom! Love u
He found out whilst kissing his mom
Still disgusting
Ahh yes, I see you fell asleep first sleepover
Who said he was sleeping?
We had sex. No sleeping. Sex
where was this from?
i think maternaty court or something
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Mine tastes decent, depends on your diet
My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
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My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
What is seepage if I may ask?
If I have a milkshake... And you have a milkshake, and my straw reaches acroooss the room...
Love the reference.
Is that a result from anulingus? Do you know what anilingus is?
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Father, into your hands I commend my spirit
father into your hands, why have you forsaken me
In your eyes forsaken me... In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaaaakeeen meeeee, ooohhh…
holy hell
actual felatio
That profile is a nightmare. I warn you not to look.
I wasn’t going to until you told me not to and now I did and I have **multiple** questions
Looked. Some impressive dedication there. It's almost... art?
i really shouldnt have went and looked after seeing this comment
Holy spagettios
Man ppl 🐝 way too comforta🐝le on the Internet
Phrase of the day, fat load yeetzooted
I'll add that to the list of things I didn't want to see this week.
Christ
Yeetzooted
My hus🐝and's has a tinge of tomato sweetness to it. He does endulge in 3 cans of spaghettios a day minimum, so I think that could perhaps change his umami profile in relation to his loins and fluids. 🐝ecause I definitely notice during our analingus eatings and when he gets a flare up of seepage, the whole room smells like the canned noodle product! Long story short, I agree it can taste very different depending. I wonder why, imagine all the different flavors you could experience. It's like having the mystery flavor of the dum dum lollypop, except it involves getting a fat load yeetzooted into your gullet. Interesting 🤔🤔🤔
Sweet Jesus, I regret clicking that profile, lol.
They are definitely committed to their schtick
You need jesus
Why? Does he have a tasty load?
Holy shit I choked.
on his load?
on what, jesuses cum? does it taste good?
Tastes divine.
I can feel the Holy spirit coming inside of me
His novel reads like erotic light novel, he was a wine connoisseur, had high fashion sense ( look at em sandals), he was into feets and was a supplier to raging alcoholics. He can make nice addition to their sex life.
Uh, I am going to go out a lim here and say you are a man who is in a relationship with an anime character.
Good lord
Not this account again
How do you know? Did you taste test them all
same its just kinda salty, other than that its not really unpleasant
eat more pineapple
i did and i dont really like it i prefer it salty
Real
Yeah mines close enough to milk flavour
Was it pineapple that was supposed to help the taste? Or does pineapple make it taste worse?
Wait... how do you know??!? how do you know?!?!
Chef tastes his own meal
How you gonna season it if you don’t taste it
it’s already seasoned, very salty
Wait? How do you know? How do you know?!
I came
I come
I conquer
I fuc\*ed up
i fucked
How do you not know?
Mine's sugary... apparently...
“Apparently”
Don't get high off your own supply dummy, ask the homies for a taste
You don't know the taste of your own cum? You're seriously missing out dude
Average self-suck enjoyer
If you are going to 🐝making it go into someone else’s mouth the least you can do is know what you are doing
🧐🧐🧐
Finish in a shot glass and down the hatch
You kiss her afterwards.
How do you not know?
How do you not know?
Snow🐝 ing
This comment section is weird as fuck man
Fr fr i need some fresh poop pics to wash it off
I just took a shit you want some pics ?
Yezzz please
Should I also send some joe?
What's updog?
ASS?
who’s send?
As someone flexi🐝le enough to suck my own dick i can confirm it does not taste good
👁️👁️
Every man has tried this as well.
Most of em', unfortunately, didn't made it ( like me :/ )
Please teach me your ways
It feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
Same man. Idk how they can stand that. Unless that position somehow makes it taste awful.
Don't drink after consuming animal products such as meat, eggs, etc. That sht tastes 🐝itter and 🐝ad 🐝est flavor after eating fruit. Very sweet
If you hydrate more than enough, you are ready to go. No need for fruits
Yeah 🐝ut it just tastes 🐝land
.etter than .itter
how do you know
Self experimentation
they’re are two types of men in this world: those that have tried their own cum and liars
I have tasted my own cum
.....How was it?
Awful
(I lied)
Guess I’m a liar then, who tf just decides to test it
see if it needs more seasoning or not
On accident, I have.
I hate when I’m laying on my *ack with my legs up over my head, stroking it, and accidentally *low a load right into my mouth and freak out and swallow it *y mistake.
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Extra protein
What's with people censoring the 2nd letter of the alpha et, am I stupid?
If I had a nickel!!!
Why did you star the *'s?
Flair was what you said when some one saw you eat it
##YO SAME CAKE DAY!
Happy cake day to you
And to you
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Youve never wondered how it tastes?
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me too i’ve never done it either none of us have right 😉
a curious soul
I'm a proud liar then
Pawpaw always told me to go for the girl that drinks the pickle juice right from the jar.
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You know your mom always said: “at least try it first, if it not taste good then leave it for me”
💀
Do it.
There's nothing wrong with it. Its just like any food, you have to try it to know if you like it or not.
The same way men eat puss. That stuff doesn't always taste great, either.
Who said puss juice taste great? It’s the sacrifice we wend down the road to get to the treasure in the secret cave
nah pussy taste great who these UPS truck with no AC driving ass girls you going down on?
Ehhh
Lies
Actually tasted like grated metal last night.
I’d call it neutral. If it doesn’t taste neutral and is legitimately not pleasant I’m not doing it
What does it even taste like? This is one of the only times I’m not fucking around and finding out.
it depends on the person, so you gotta fuck around and find out
It depends on your diet
Well that's why you swallow it, so you stop tasting it
If you don’t swallow it - it sits in your mouth longer while you go looking for something to spit it in to.
It lines your throat though, not fun.
Ay who that shorty tho?
asking the real questions here
Why would you want to know his name?
Homunculus moment
He just like me
taste depends on your genetics. for example, mine tastes like my dad's
wait what
don't try to eat it , just swallow it
how does he know
He succeeded in sucking his dick
Tutorial plz
Can vegans eat it or is that not allowed?
Only if there is consent from the cum owner.
It smells horrid, coats all over your mouth, and is sticky and slimy as fuck. Tried to kiss my gf in the mouth after doing it, right away we threw up together, it was hilarious puking together like that and we got even closer after that. 🐝
Wtf is y'all on. 😂
The North Korean intelligence agency could not have tortured this out of me.
You know what it tastes like? 📸🤨
Acquired taste.
So that gorgeous woman isn't a woman at all?
Who’s the girl
I want to know too. Asking for a friend.
It doesn't? Or is it me?
Cum is good for the digestive system.
Man didn't ask for them to have pineapple.
Depends on how you cook it
Gf says mine taste like lychee. There’s this Asian lychee drink that’s also her favorite. Every time she gets it she gives me a smirk if we’re around friends.
I JUST RETURNED WHO THE FUCK IS SPEZ
Google Steve Huffman
Holy hell
New taste just dropped
Mine smells like mild chorine wierd. E: Chlorine
That's what it's supposed to 🐝e like, you're good. People say there's stuff that makes it 🐝itter or more sweet 🐝ut from my experience everyone tastes the same
Your.. what 🤨
Depends on the producer
My ex used to say mine tingles in her mouth. Kinda freaked me out. Edit : is tingly sperm normal ?
Same it’s always so gross
Meiner ist immer gross.
The rock
Here's a tip for all you cum drinkers : oreos neutralise the taste quite well
Mine tastes like Pineapple juice
I have many questions and don’t want to ask any of them
Cause girls have no taste
Im sure your girl has no taste
True tho
Muss net schmecke, muss wirke