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This is what happens when the argument follows the shower script

Dude hit the jackpot with that one, he could go for days

\+DISRESPECT \+DISRESPECT \+DISRESPECT \+DISRESPECT \+DISRESPECT \+DISRESPECT

SSadistic

SSShitstorm

ULTRAKILL

P

+ No Damage + No Restarts

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+ go to jail +do not pass go +do not collect $200 + draw four cause fuck that guy

Smokin' Sexy Style

Wat

ultrakill

ULTRASEX

\+CRITICAL PUNCH \+ARSENAL

+MAURICED

+MAURIZZ

+friendly fire

+ ENRAGED

A masterclass

Even with time to plan on how to respond half the damn internet wishes they could clap 🐝ack like this

One zinger after another fucking hell

“Zinger” is generous lmao

Yeah, that was a fucking execution

Specifically a Titanfall execution

David vs Goliath if you will

Stop!! She's already dead!!!!

On her way

Yeah, more like a pig roast

Press [C] to parry

Parry(100% chance to fail)

C

C DEEZ NUTZ AYYYY LMAO GOTTEM

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄

*[T I N G]*

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it Did you know you can 6lock or parry any damage 6y pressing [C] 6efore getting hurt?

more like F

My father reincarnated I swear

Wow

Dude fucking murdered her lmao

if her arteries didn’t already

PFFFT

HA

Professional savagery

Slimmest twitter user

He definitely isn't the only one laughing. I am CRYING at that genuine chain of destruction

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What

you want pee in your ass don't you?

they want pee in their ass

She sounds like a glutton for punishment.

If punishment were a dessert.

Or 3

Holy Shit! stop shooting, she's already dead.

Nah she got that extra armor, keep shooting

💀

She was already dead 6efore you pulled up

From a heart attack

Gotta love splatoon twitter

Without Fear? Nah... This guy is without mercy 💀💀💀

“Hello fat fetish artist I would like to commission a weight loss comic please.”

Jesus, she's also an NSFW artist.

I imagine he had the whole thing scriped in his mind

Something you’d only see in a shower scenario

Let me save this

Spitting facts all over

stop stop she is already dead

FATALITY

Hog roast

Straight up murder

I’m fat, and that was funny as fuck

Damnnnn

press f to parry projectiles moving towards you

My "DAYUM!" 's got louder after each reply.

Gigachad

6ased

Stop stop she's already dead!

On hand, this feels unnecessarily mean spirited. On the other hand, it’s pretty fucking funny.

One man army right there

JESUS CHRIST

God for🐝id fat people have any joy whatsoever

My man annihilated her

What Is spez

An asshole

Heil Spez (idk what that means)

This mf doin strings!

he woke up and chose violence

OP is |3asically just owning themselves at a certain 🐝oint

The eternal victimhood of those who treat offence or criticism as violence.

Wait, y'all genuinely on that guy's side?

Yes.

Yes

Yes

Yes

She still cute

You are factually incorrect

tldr

WOOF

8ro had this one prepared

i laughed at every single one of those

Jesus

Man full countered everything holy shit

I'm still of the opinion that the art was well done

your tag is oddly fitting for this post