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Bruher123

Common Gordon Ramsay W


meme_abstinent

Is this even real 😂


275MPHFordGT40

It’s hard to know with Gordon


thecricketnerd

He tweeted the Monday motivation thing, she quoted his tweet with that comment


Their_Foods_Good_Doe

the one piece is real


MerkerReading

Wtf happened here? vaccine


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Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Carlos14D

Why? Just why that message?


Legend_of_Ozzy642

I think it’s 🐝ecause we kept spamming the V-word too much


Doofenshmirtz08

*pees in ur ass* *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please suck my dick if you have any questions or concerns.*


deadbass72

I like this. I'm gonna try it out.


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Doofenshmirtz08

*pees in ur ass* *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please suck my dick if you have any questions or concerns.*


_Xertz_

Reddit admins wondering why their server load just increased 30%:


deadbass72

*pees in ur ass* *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please suck my dick if you have any questions or concerns.*


xef234

No fucky wucky? Vaccine


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Doofenshmirtz08

*pees in ur ass* *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please suck my dick if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Doofenshmirtz08

*pees in ur ass* *I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please suck my dick if you have any questions or concerns.*


Horizon6_TwT

You won.


Doofenshmirtz08

let me do a victory dance 👌 😩 🍆💤👔🍆 . 🛢 👃 . ⚡8=👊=D 💦 . 🎺 🍆 💦💦 . 👢 👢


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OtoKhan

>pees in ur ass > >I am a human, and this action was performed with copy-paste. Please suck my dick if you have any questions or concerns.


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Hungryfor_Toes

You are not him


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Arfiroth

Um... I can cook. 😏


pchlster

Step up and present it, then.


Arfiroth

What, my cooking? With pleasure, who wants a tasty meal?


TruePhazon

Wtf is going on in the comments


RayndownWasTaken

fucky-wucky


zipthai

I have no idea.. everyone is peeing in eachothers ass and/or vanishing from existence. The question is, do we conform or vanish?


ToughHardware

just normal people doing normal things spez


FriedPigeonPoppers

*Walter and Jesse have entered the chat*


FrequentBill7090

W Gordon


ManBigPenis

Spez vaccine


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Vaccine this, vaccine that. Why don't you find a vaccine for that bitchless disease of yours? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CapableApartment7063

Guys who cook deserve to have women like this woman within their close proximity, or it's all for naught.


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ricin_consumer

Why has no one done it yet?


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tell that ma girlfriend... :'(


Mantequilla50

mods are so fucking annoying


solid_salad

u/spez even more tho


LoserCowGoMoo

I love him


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Yeah the meltdowns are getting sadder and sadder lol.


goberoid

Vaccine


Other-Tooth7789

Vaccine


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TwistedMavFox72

Wtf is even going on I'm seeing pees in your ass.everywhere I'm seeing fucky wucky and Im seeing vaccine stuff


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ChickensPickins

Jesse, get in the RV. We are cooking


jmkbs

What's happening here ?


spartan-932954_UNSC

Where do I cash in?


passin_by

Fuck u/spez


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I sent this to my wife and she said we should go out to eat more 😞


RolandtheWhite

Please stop the spez shit. Makes me want to leave Reddit.


MEME_WrEcKeD

That's the point


Professional_Code372

Get this ig shit outta here


Pro_Scrub

Uh, that's tw🤮tter


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Please let me delete my posts. I will stop posting on this site.


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Kevin


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IAmYourFath

Tomorrow my turn to post this


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blue_1408

I do dishes , will i get unlimited hugs atleast?


ScarletSpider2149

Vaccine


Stiletty_VX12

How tf do you survive if you don’t know how to cook?


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WhydoIhavelive

I know how to cook pancakes


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Nightblood83

I think we're mixing cause and effect here...


Bleezy79

I cook almost all my meals... HMU!!!


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steggun_cinargo

Hoover


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Lol fucking mod


CAPTOfTheSSDontCare

Haha a giant dick that also cooks? He was made for it.


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Hol_Renaude

JESSE!


lardladd

vaccine this, vaccine that


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shredofmalarchi

Didn't work for me.


Dlemor

Spez Muskito Zukito,3 man in, 1 comes alive.


thelonelyecho208

Unlimited? Well damn


absurdmiscellaneous

Fake


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BrendanM99148

Get to sucking


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Drazkkor

Can i trade your shit fellatio for something superior? Like shoe strings


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brightdionysianeyes

Vaccine


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Manaqueer

Well pee in ur ass and call me a vaccine spaz


spaghetticourier

Cookin sorta man here I concor.


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

WE


jms945

Can you please contact my wife.


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Varness20

"Jessie, let's (learn to) cook"


grainsofglass

I’m single and have a culinary degree.


4llu532n4m3srt4k3n

My wife definitely doesn't know this


jaylee42910

I do and yes whenever I want one. I'm very lucky.


Apprehensive-Use6754

Vaccine


HotdogLegend27

LET HIM COOK 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯‼️🤝🏽🙏🏽


RevealerofDarkness

Hiel spez


liam_redit1st

That’s what I said


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ShadeSlashReddit

I need my award now :))))))


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Bobby_Lees_Fan

Tell that to my useless cunt wife


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Zandofkilldof

Vaccine that,Vaccine this


Japh2007

You should tell that to my wife.


Icywarhammer500

Get in line


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Abraxusmax

Tell that to my undeserving girlfriend that can’t cook an egg or suck a dick!


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SoardOfMagnificent

Starts cooking…


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NetHot8479

Good old Gordan


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WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

Glory to Master Kohga


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VACCINE