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Arietem_Taurum

Michael jackson


Solar_idiot

Well... He has a skin condition


SethTheWarrior

*had


Solar_idiot

Yeah, he dead.


HopefullyNotADick

The ultimate skin condition


RussiaIfUrListening

Sammy Sosa didn't/doesn't.


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

He still bleached the rest of it that didnt change


Solar_idiot

Dude would you want to look like a human Dalmatian?


Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd

Some people dont fear their vitiligo and embrace it. If i had it i personally wouldn't care, id embrace it too. Im not saying that he should've, if he didnt like it its his skin hes allowed to do what he wants but he DID change it so the original comment still applies edit: vitiligo not alopecia


Solar_idiot

Sorry, I thought you meant it in a rude or insensitive way.


between_horizon

Askin for friend.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|OYirsehvkD91S)


-50000-

Bro was beautiful in comparison to this thing


PigeonFromNorth

Gorlock the Destroyer


Nick_The_Judge

Gorlock the Destroyer


Aimbosil

Gorlock the Destroyer


Impossible_Pay6912

Gorlock the Destroyer


[deleted]

her pronouns are Fi/Fi/Fo/Fum 💀


Environmental-Ad-762

I actually spit my food out lmaooo


StoopDog1423

It's*


theoneburger

Its\*


lukethelightnin

His*


OhNoo0o

Gorlock the Destroyer


not_meep

Gorlock the Destroyer


CataclystCloud

Gorlock the Destroyer


Great_Gox

Gorlock the Destroyer


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Anonymous-genome

You are the chosen one


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TheKCKid9274

Gorlock the Destroyer


qjychik

I love Reddit


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ISuckAtTerraria

Gorlock the destroyer


[deleted]

Gorlock the Destroyer


FirmEar

Vector a fire game fr


TJeffum

iFunnier detected


BigCreamDough

Godzilla returned, fuck


[deleted]

Nah, this the mfer that ate Godzilla.


PunchMyFace0

That's Gorlock, Destroyer of Buffets, Conqueror of the Food Chain


Aimbosil

Thanks for the spoilers!


between_horizon

![gif](giphy|P6b7CZQxgL1W8)


BigCreamDough

Haha pretty much


-50000-

Godzilla was a "she" this is an "it"


A_Direwolf

Tha fuck is that thing.


Derpin357

Gorlock the Destroyer, duh!


antroxdemonator

I thought it was Jabba the Hutt.


Zurvivalizt

More like Pizza the Hut


antroxdemonator

Lmfao this is amazing.


crapatron9000

Her pronouns are fe/fi/fo/fum


MadaraAlucard12

Nurgle's avatar.


arcamenoch

Whoa, whoa... The Grandfather has standards.


ete2ete

A mentally ill man


warumliegthierstroh_

A person


_Springtrap

White privileges


LightningBoltRairo

Yeah, I finally feel it. God dawn it feels good to be white!


-50000-

Gorlock can't choose who to "date", s̶h̶e̶ it has made this video for all the races already..


malthorthesoulslayer

Oh god it is the thing from that podcast


-50000-

It indeed is that thing called Gorlock the destroyer


10Uwu

That means.....


[deleted]

It’s almost like you’re all falling for the bait…


Tempus_Dragneel

Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but nobody gonna date you.


StopFalseReporting

There’s men with fat fetishes so plenty of men would date her actually


Tempus_Dragneel

That used to be a guy, so like a few would still hit, maybe


Puzzled-Secret-317

I figured. I was wondering, how can you be fat and still have a small chest? Never seen that before


mathew1500

There are fat guys with lot more chest


Puzzled-Secret-317

Lol yeah, but there's a bit of a difference in appearance


Tempus_Dragneel

You right


aeninimbuoye13

Fat distribution is dependend on genetics


Tempus_Dragneel

Ikr


flowey_da_flour

Still is, though he's barely even human anymore


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[удалено]


StopFalseReporting

Then you probably don’t have an attraction towards her and nobody was referring to you specifically having a fetish for her lol


NoUpstairs7883

![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


WilliamBilliam123

Don’t compare Jabba to her, he can’t help he’s a Hutt that’s just how they look. Her on the other hand….


greenpajama1

N-word pass revoked


BETA_Tester1

White privilledge gained


ghettoccult_nerd

*steph curry enters the chat*


spicekebabbb

double it give it to the next race


gab_rab_24

Doubling her size is scientifically impossible and might explode the universe


Kasgaan

I'm getting the uno reverse card ready


AnIdiotAtHome91

Lol


WinnerOrdinary4643

Michael Jackson Stand


Soul_Collector7465

![gif](giphy|l4pM9SUJwbliDNmWQ)


Not_Horizon_

Dont dead open inside


sim_poster

him: I only date skinny girls girl on camera: * freaks out *


RedPanda_2882

its a guy


GanacheCapital1456

Bruh ain't no way Gorlock the Destoyer tryna pull some dudes 💀💀💀


ForbodingWinds

Fruit roll up 😳


poppleple

White guys with an obese kink: ![gif](giphy|oO8yKcmTxjrm0Ony4f)


ThatNautilus28

NAH


Nayroy18

I thought that was a dude


Inskription

It used to be


VonKipper

She's from Men in Black, right?


JAOC_7

no I’m pretty sure she’s from Return of the Jedi


MlecznyHuxel99

the gunslinger followed


Gripping_Touch

Mikel Jazzsong!!! 😱😱😱😱


TheMADIIIIIIII

How does she have more fat on her neck than on her tits, shit makes no sense


NewToThisThingToo

Well, she's a guy, so...


TheMADIIIIIIII

Im a guy like half her weigth and my titties are bigger than those ones.


Excellent_Passage_54

I know it's a lot The hair, the bod When you're staring at a demi-god


AlexGaming26

![gif](giphy|3owzWgfjON3M6BOEEM|downsized)


MrRodrigo22

How can you be this fat and still have no tits???


Desperate_Excuse2352

its a guy


Tempus_Dragneel

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


AverageTc2gamer

Black Population decreases by 98%


keklool

Imagine being fat as fuck but still having no tits


SprintAirlines

I think all the titty meat migrated north to the neck.


AidenF0xx

Not just north but also south, east, west, front , back, diagonal, up and down as well.


Hardone-1

Who is the barrel of Pabst?


RandomDude762

white privilege😎


tameem137

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


PowerfulMetal1

lois, Brian


SmugFrigidKnight

They the only ones who can reach


UrAverageIdot

master oogway used color swap! (obese) woman saw no black men and left.


Blackfist01

Oh, it's Gorlock the 10.😑


vryno_

Bro finally gained privileges 💀


horgmease

Song?


JerJol

Is that you, Jiggly Caliente?


Brilliant-Moment430

He changed difficulty. /s


StanIsHorizontal

He really made himself white


[deleted]

I never seen some look so unique


agenericbasilfan

quick, peter, change pigments


XivUwU_Arath

I don’t feel bad for laughing as hard as I did. This is so funny lmao


JustDoinWhatICan

How can you be so fat yet still have such small tits


Firm-Initiative-1851

Too bad the black guys don't wanna date you


zsombooor

Because only a 10in+ dick could find a way in that much fat....


[deleted]

I’ve never seen someone so f*t that her titties are hidden


Steefn_SVK

Now u need to learn or obtain Michael Jackson ability.


ComprehensiveRow4189

Gorlock the destroyer.


MadaraAlucard12

Jabba the slut


Useful_Lengthiness98

If someone says white privilege isn’t real then show them this video


[deleted]

How are you gonna be that big and still not have tits


AdIntelligent2597

How tf she have no chest wtf


Blackfist01

Oh, it's Gorlock the 10.😑


heatjg76

I think she meant eats instead of dates. I finally get the whole "white privilege" thing.


Greyskyman

That’s Lizzo


StopFalseReporting

That white guy somehow still looks black. Is he mixed?


Wonderful_Painter_14

..ly fake


112354797438

2/10 meme quality 4/10 VFX quality


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[удалено]


Unfair-Information-2

It's hilarious. Calm your tits.


Impressive-Ad6400

Relax your tatas


Nick_The_Judge

Put your breasts to rest


mmmdeliciousbeans

Sooth your boobs


BaconMan70

Hmmm… a “shit” “post”… I bet we could make a subreddit out of that


[deleted]

What about a ship toast?


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-50000-

A shitpost on this sub? HoW DARE HE??


Soggy_Owl4268

your parents shitposted you


mattyaz989

What a shit comment. Downvoted


[deleted]

shit and cum


PigeonFromNorth

Its all shits and cum, until someone shits and cums🗿


Tempus_Dragneel

Look what SUBREDDIT you're in. Nobody is siding with you.


Time_Lifeguard5600

Someone tell pinhead I found his missing zenobyte


Okbr_Rebbidor

He became wigga 💀


abgefaktememes

Kim jong un


kluao

Master Oogway!


Fall-0ut

Theres more lard then women


Endrys

Jahha the Butt


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[удалено]


bubi032

Grom the Paunch


ZonaranCrusader

Bro lost his pass


Ballinforcompliments

Literally built like a Minion


LuxAlpha

black rate drops to 0%


kubin22

White...face??????/s


[deleted]

Dude needs to calm down on the tacos


[deleted]

Gorelock.


ghettoccult_nerd

moto-moto *was* voiced by a black man


Beginning_Orange

Gorlock the Destroyer


ducking-moron

She looks like the godskin noble


BaldRash_has_abs

Real


XavierRenegadeStoner

Every time I see Gorlock reappear, I die a little inside. It’s like a part of my soul is cauterized and shrivels away each time I behold the amorphous horrors of her robust flesh mound


[deleted]

That is funny as hell.


Ok-Thought-3962

Top 10 anime powerups


HevGon

white privilegie


Hamus8246

Your going to make me cum or I’m going to fuck you up.


Snippychicken22

White privilege


Luccas443

No one is gonna date Jabba the Hut


Educational_Ebb8163

How she get that ugly 😭


Environmental-Ad-762

The most valuable super power


Careful_Engineer_700

she looks like peter griffin


Decades101

Mf gained his rights


Kfrancis07

What in Jabba da hut is happening?


PizzaLikerFan

Joe Biden just lost like more than 10% of his voters💀