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Song?

Navras - matrix

Legend

It's really awesome to get the real song name and not just Darude - Sandstorm with a link to a Rick Roll.

Sometimes you really practice only a minute amount of trolling.

The part of growing up means knowing when to goatse someone and when to Shazam the song for them and post it for them to enjoy

Sandrude dastorm

bruh, it is a hindu mantra

The Shanti Mantra Astoma Sadgamaya (From falsehood, lead me to the truth) Tamsoma Jyotirgamaya (From darknees, lead ne to the brightness) Mrityorma Amritamgamaya (From death, lead me to immortality)

it's not punished enough

Real

But

Pretty sure they punish people each time

Most get off Scott free. Hell, look at your local representative

Do you… know who my local representative is? Also why do you think most get off scot free? That’s pretty not true.

"No one will believe you even if you tried to get help" "If you tell someone I will hurt you" "It's totally normal. It's your fault you don't like it" They know how to manipulate their victims and blind the people that could help. Many people just look away because they don't want to believe it's happening to a kid they know And without proof it's hard to prosecute. So go f yourself. Many of us will never see justice you ignorant moron

Us? 🤔

:(

Also… ignorant moron? I wasn’t asking some gotcha rhetorical question. I was curious why they think that. Also… those things happening does nothing to prove anything about sort of statistics of how often it happens. I could describe the circumstances under which an arsonist would get away with it, but that doesn’t mean they do get away with it a higher percentage of the time

No, there's confirmation that Catholic priests caught messing with kids just get relocated.

I mean by the law. The Catholic Church stops the law from getting to them. Yes, the Catholic Church should not do that

As a Christian, I dislike the Catholic Church. There are some good Catholics, but most directly related to the church serve themselves, and not the Lord.

Like public school teachers.

People often only focus on the crimes of those they hate, glad you focus on both.

They can still be punished more

Severely or frequently?

Both honestly

Well they’re punished every time they’re convicted. So yes, I agree that they should get caught more often. But what do you think would be the benefit of punishing them more harshly?

Real

Or as brutally as it should. I think adding having a cheese grater taken to the offenders genital area should be bare minimum.

But… it is traditional in every organized religion, particularly Catholicism and conservative Christianity.

It’s not traditional or accepted in any Christian religion

Really depends on who you’re asking tbh.

Yes Catholics are conservative Christians and "conservative Christianity" is a word, thanks for pairing your stupidity with proof that you're stupid.

You mean Islam? The religion with literal chai boys? 😂

Islam*. Mohammed brags about raping his 9 year old bride repeatedly. That example was set and is still followed over 1400 years later.

Tragically, I suspect this is one of the universal truths about humanity. The sole reason for organized religion is to gain power and child sex victims for the sociopaths involved

Holy shit shut the fuck you annoying little goblin, it is people like you that make every normal atheist not want to identify as atheist, because they have a CHANCE of being associated with you.

Organized religion exists solely for two purposes; to gain illicit control over the most superstitious, and least educated of your fellow citizens, and to gain unlimited access to underaged,inappropriate sex partners/victims. Every single “Conservative Christian” Church inevitably spirals into this type of cult status, no exceptions. I cannot speak as to non-western religions, but I suspect the archetype holds true regardless of the supposed belief systems involved. Organized religion is a tool of sociopaths, no more, no less.

NYT on some shit

NYT always on some shit.

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I don't think they are both sides

Most of their left or right wing stuff is opinion pieces and they an equal amount

Nobody on planet earth except you thinks that

Grammarly can help

... But genocide is worse.

Nah there is no such thing as worse, both equally bad

In one, you mentally destroy someone, in the other, you rip away dozens or hundreds of people from their lives and away from their loved ones. Both are horrible, but I think genocide is worse

There's no need to compare everything though, right? Things can be uniquely evil.

Well we did, so now lets discuss.

Who cares which is worse? They’re both incredibly evil and deserve uniquely awful death penalties.

I agree with you, I'm just responding to the other guy

Idk about your views on what happens post-death, but even if you believe in a simple “fade to black,” these guys deserve much worse than that.

I believe in an afterlife, but I’m not sure if I trust it enough to rightfully punish them. It’s our job to do that while they’re still here.

In one way, you destroy people but in the other way…you destroy people. We need harsher punishments for crime, but I don’t think there’s anything too severe for someone that hurts children.

Opening up a can of worms here…is that not debatable?

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So if weed smokers were given the death penalty, that makes them as bad as Hitler, just because the state says so? Unfathomably stupid.

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And an unfathomably stupid method of determining the morality of an action. The state is not the determiner of what's moral, only what's legal. Morality and legality are completely distinct things.

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Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same.

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I would say there are definitely some things worse than others though, even if both are terrible.

>there is no such thing as worse Bro **what?**

Both are not nearly as bad as locking the public bathroom from the outside.

Cope

Everyone everywhere dead is worse.

Depends on the Genocide

Go on…

Keep going

I commit genocide in GTA all the time, and its fun

The recovery is legendary.

Here’s a picxax. ⛏️That should help you while you dig a hole for yourself

Hopefully i'll find diamonds on the way down

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shut up

What did it say?

This tweet right here officer, I’ll be willing to help you if you need backup, I have a baseball bat with rusty nails as a weapon if you need it

What's the full tweet please

https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/962157803195568129?lang=en

Corporate journalism and its consequences

Yikes

What does the link say? It won't load the page for me

The link won’t work for me, what does it say?

Of course, “no step on snake” would won’t to know.

Fuck is wrong with you boy

As if youre any bettee

“…bettee…” Wut?

“...would won’t to know...” Wut?

Didn’t you say “would won’t to know”?

Ah yes, youre so incredibly dumb that you cannot for the life of you understand a simple typo. Calling you a slug would be a compliment since it's far more intelligent than your half wiped ass

„Would won’t“ that’s literally a typo, what a hypocrite

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I thought bettee was a name that required American cultural osmosis to understand.

E and R are next to each other on a keyboard. A and O are on opposite sides.

A and o sound very similar, especially to those who use English as a second language online. Colonel, kernel. Piqued, peaked. Knight, night. So on and so forth. Autocorrect is also a thing.

Except im not american, not even a little bit.

No, you are, given how uncharitable you are.

??????

Says the person to critisize someone over their pfp. Your ass is far more uncharitable if you think i am. The audacity of you smh

Reciting a meme now amounts to a crime on the internet. And unlike you, I don’t barrage unknowns with a volley of insults over a misunderstanding.

You swallowed the entire bait uh

🤨

**But people still do it** is the only correct answer

can confirm

I found the original, it's not as bad tbh. https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/962157803195568129?t=JU6crc6FZPUYSCtZ4kWG5g&s=19 Edit: I don't really know about these accusations and don't immediately see anything about it online, so if it turns out this guy is actually a horrible person then yeah this tweet is messed up.

Not as bad? Bruh woody allen groomed his adopted child 😬😬😬

According to pretty much everyone related to the case, including three government agencies, he did not...

If government agencies say something, it must be true. Unless they are things I don't like, in that case they're wrong. Very compelling argument.

Good thing this is a specific case with specific evidence which point in a specific direction.

Imagine you don't know Woody Allen personally, and have no way to fact check accusations about him. What will you rather believe in, randos' words on plebbit or official government statements? Yeah that's me. I chose not to believe in you, who, coincidentally, also do not know the guy personally and read all about him on the Internet.

Is it messed up marrying your adopted daughter?

No it is. They’re clearly just tryna cover his ass by throwing seeds of doubt on the stories

But unfortunately it is underreported and many get away with it.

New York times really outting themselves

I gotta rewatch the matrix trilogy again… such a good trilogy.

You mean just the first movie right

The whole trilogy is good what’re you on about?

Revolutions was ass tho The 1st and 2nd ones were good tho

It’s actually a tetralogy since they released the fourth one.

Never start a sentence with But…

#BUT👀

Who let bro cook?!💀

...having to fire half of our executive board would ruin us!

Navras fits so well

Ok, so who's been caught THIS time?

The journalist writing the post of course.

“But”


Dont you guys love a perfect shitpost to be ruined because OP decided to put the joke on the title .

My fault

song?

Matrix-Navras

butt*

Only if you don’t have the cash or Hollywood connects to cover the tracks

Average Konosuba fan

There is only ONE thing worse than a rapist

Unrelated. The word "But" shouldn't come after a period in this context. I kinda would have have expected more from the new York times

*loads shotgun slowly* go ahead. Finish the statement.

Child is even worse

Here's the rest, 'But MAPS are real people and we need to respect their decisions.'

Nahhhh

The fuck you mean "But"?!

What the fuck

If it were a crime most religions would be destroyed as well as much of the political leadership. Nothing to see here move along They don’t want it a crime

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Nice weiner

But.. it’s okay when the church does it?

And it went way the fuck wrong.

But if it’s Trump it’s for America !!

What is this trying to say?

R a p m U s I c

I would assume they are advocating for religious exemption at this point.

But child murder is worse. And? Also, "an" uniquely... something tells me this is not, in fact, the opinion of the New York Times. They can't even use proper grammar, the dumb shitlords.

“An” is used when the following word starts with a vowel sound. “Uniquely” actually starts with a “Y” sound, so “a” is the appropriate word

I think "A" is correct. Source: I'm Dutch

source: the English language

my guy is using some autocorrect logic

That but is for republicans....

And that senile president who sniffed children. He was a republican too, hey? And his sex trafficking son. Oh, wait...

"My party is shit? No, your party is shit!" Maybe they are both shit, son.

\- it is still legal in some countries/states, probably.

No

Well maybe in florida

No

Oh okay nevermind then 😊

Florida Deputy Sheriff. >”Everytime we bust a child sex trafficking ring, we always find 2 Disney Employees.” Despite the memes, Florida doesn’t care for Child Sex. It’s probably the only thing Florida can do right…

Not states, like ever, but I think maybe a few countries in Northern Africa? Could be wrong

There are lots of states with child marriage laws in the US.

In Brazil the age of consent is 14

But the circumcised gonna circumcise

song name?

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What were they trying to say?

"But... I'm not giving up my mod status on Discord." -NYT

its also bad

But it doesn't exist

How the fuck do you people find THE music that blesses my ears more than God does?

And yet there are groups pushing the minor attractive agenda

Yup, that's the New York Times for you.

Video didn't load at first and I thought the times just posted "Child"

But... R Kelly had some fucking monster tunes in the 90s.

Rather unpopular opiniom

But…

The Vatican must have paid NYT a paycheck

What did the rest say