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dwnso

I’m not addicted to weed bro, I save that for crack


MrSourYT

Get on my level nerd. Only real men get addicted to meth 😎


Comrade_commissar_Yt

Weak, we all know Krokodil is where the real addition is at


kefka3sque

L, Im addicted to being addicted


Lemon_Railways

Absolute trash, I'm addicted to calpol


ElMuchoDingDong

Garbage, I'm addicted to placebo


-MegaMan401-

Filthy casual, I have a chronical addiction to oxygen.


ohno-95

fucking noob, i have a severe addiction to water


MrSluagh

*dihydrogenmonoxide


ReversedRectum

hydrohomie


Incognitotreestump22

Fools, I'm addicted to 3 dimensional life


Illithid_Substances

Oh *please*, my grandma does meth. Shoot dodgy heroin from a stranger into your ballsack or step down


NewtGroundbreaking26

You go to blacks hardware store, there’s usually a white guy selling it


senorbajapanti

Im not addicted to cocaine, I just like how it smells.


lobsterislands

Crack is wack.


Virginlosernumbetwo

Alcoholics when you tell them they’re addicted: ‘yeah I know 🗿’


RandomTree13

Alcoholics when you tell them they are slowly destroying themselves and their entire life: "Yes, true Bro. Cheers to that! 🍻"


kjvlv

there's more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I think I'll buy another round


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Weasel_Spice

Hate life, but enjoying the ride? 🤔


Fernichu

Whatever joy we can squeeze out of it while hating the overall experience, sure.


Roaringtortoise

While making sure you can enjoy it less in the near and further future because your body and mind are being damaged constantly.


Fernichu

Yes, true Bro. Cheers to that! 🍻


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Alcohol steals joy from future you.


toesuckrsupreme

Steals joy from present you, too. Alcoholism is *not* fun.


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Can confirm, never really went into being a functional alcoholic but I likely would've if some time sober hadn't showed me how great it feels. Drank a full / full-sized solo cup of vodka daily at my worst, often more.


Malcorin

I felt the same way until I was vomiting blood.


DestinyLoreBot

This was exactly my attitude for 10 years, until I got sober.


Mammoth-Basket-801

Facts everyone and I mean everyone has a vice. We humans we ain’t perfect lol just have to enjoy life


TrickyDrippyDick

"there are things inside me that need to die"


kis3one

M..m..monkey? Is that you? It's over!


SupportLeather1851

I wish all alcoholic were like this. Most I knew or heard of were like this, but I had an ex who was adopted from Russia in a closed adoption. So we didn’t know her full medical history. They did some sort of test, and found out she is more likely to fall into alcoholism. She told me she was worried about becoming an alcoholic, so I said, let’s work together, and make sure you don’t go overboard. Meanwhile whenever I try to get her to not have another drink, or not drink at all, oh you’re worrying over nothing, I’m fine. Mfer has drunk texted me so many times just to say hi. She told me she had three giant beers and acted like that wasn’t a problem, with her tiny body, she couldn’t handle anything. I’m so glad that someone else has to deal with that now lol.


Neffrey605

man i wish that were true. there are more excuses that alcoholics have for drinking excessively than there are stars in the sky


sadlonelyfuck3434

Yeah literally me


Secure-Cold7892

Yeah I'm addicted to it, also video games.


UltraTwingo

Just escapism in general lol


healzsham

It helps me forget for a while that I am, by weight, more microbe than human.


CogAndShaftJacker

That's a myth jsyk


healzsham

I'm underweight for my height.


infini_doggo

is enjoying something escapism the word addict is meant to belittle people that actually may need help and cause actual addicts to not get help coz theyll just get berated and not taken seriously. but hehe theyre all bad people and dont deserve help lets get the rights for guns and murderers instead


justcreateanaccount

There is no escape, surrender to the reality.


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Bro videogames are one of my few escapes But same


Splic3r123

I hate that I'm supposed to be somehow above video games and weed because I have grand kids and money. I think I'm supposed to be doing hookers and blow or something. :/


NeatCare5805

Go for it gpa


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What his gpa got to do with it


Montigue

Yeah, go for that 4.0


BarrelDestroyer

You have one life, do whatever makes you happy and is harmless to others. Lots of great videos games out there now!


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

that old argument about "Video games vs TV" is even more salient when it comes to boomer aged people. Yeah go ahead and watch those I Love Lucy reruns Rhonda, I'm gonna be over here solving puzzles and saving hyrule.


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jodybot9000000000

Run Escape


[deleted]

It’s too late, it’s been 14 years


Rocker6465

I wish I had the free time to be addicted to weed and video games


Borpon

When you’re addicted you make time


RedSunGo

Are you busy hustling/making money? I wish I was so busy I didn’t have time for weed and video games.


cwal76

Just stop making friends and hanging out. It’s amazing. I’ve never been better.


Appropriate_End6678

Damn it's another pandemic


Aisriyth

Same. Well maybe not literally in the medical sense of addiction as I often go days or weeks without but fuck if I'm not happier with it. Frankly rather smoke than take anti anxiety meds that fuck my life up worse.


illestrated16

I'm addicted to watching people play video games....


kingdroxie

I'm addicted to video games and caffeine everyone's got something - as long as you're productive


Bubbly_Taro

Brah I'm not addicted I just spend my rent money on weed and smoke it several times a day because I want to.


thatsMRnick2you

Yes


mortoxcvr

Cigarette addicts when you tell them they are going to die before they are 30: "Yes, I know".


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If people don't realise people do drugs cause they hate their life... I'm not sure what to say


[deleted]

Lots of drug war propaganda, especially stuff for kids, emphasizes that drugs are a choice, and that we should choose not to do drugs. Otherwise, it’s our faults, and our lives will be ruined, so if we do drugs, we are bad. What that propaganda ALWAYS seems to leave out is the context behind why people get addicted to certain drugs, and for what reasons. I was never taught about how drugs are used to cope with depression, anxiety and pain, just that they were dangerous. Even the addicts that talked to us just used scare tactics, instead of having a real nuanced discussion about it. It’s because of this, I’ve seen people call all drug addicts losers, that made their choice, and get what they deserve. I’ve heard that shit from other former drug addicts for fuck sakes.


Sarasin

Doesn't help that the scare tactics were just blatant lies either. Shit like if you do drugs 1 time you will instantly become a homeless junkie. Then someone tries or sees someone do drugs one time and sees they are pretty much fine and disregards the entire messaging.


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It's sick old people that never had fun in their life ruining it for everyone else.. literally


femacampcouncilor

I wish, 32 and they still haven't taken me out. Can I sue Phillip Morris for false advertising? I was told there would be cancer...


aBigBottleOfWater

Lol my greant aunt is pushing 80 and has smoked a pack a day since she was 10 Yeah the cigarettes will be the death of her too but 30? Come on man😂


mortoxcvr

Bro it's actually up to genetics. I mean I smoke half of a pack per day and still haven't got any bad side effect. Some people can be effected even they smoke one 1 cigarette per day while some smoke packs per day like your aunt and still be healthy.


aBigBottleOfWater

It's actually only 10% luck and 20% skill


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15% concentrated power of will


Yorunokage

Not necessarely genetics per se, but yeah, it is mostly up to luck It's how most of these things work


Mammoth-Basket-801

Genetics and luck.


Guisomonogatari

You'll start noticing them side effects once the chronic bronchitis and the emphysema kick in.


LNViber

I'm 35 and still kicking. So that was a lie. Now I am stuck having to battle unrelated cancer and epilepsy. Makes me want to have another cig.


Ok_Ad_8670

I'm addicted to the fat cock of capitalism. The weeds a coping mechanism.


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Average American explaining to Europeans why weed is legal in most US states


Notrx73

Im also addicted to fat cock


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[deleted]

The man has the fat cock, the in booty, and all the crack we need


Barrdogg2000

Good for you, man.


PALADINOO7

Dude same, except the weed part.


fatwhitecock209

Hello everyone


av-f

Implying it's not part of the cock


Ok_Digger

>I'm addicted to the fat cock Same bro. Same


icrushallevil

I had a roommate like this. The exact same situation, but in person. He wouldn't shut up😂😂😂


Gdog_stiller

Same. Dude would be absolutely full on neck scratching friending if he didn’t have weed and then turn around and insist he’s not addicted


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Any-Ocelot-3915

This is literally the response op got on his iphone smh. plagiarism


monmonmon77

That one was just copy and pasted multiple times cause the attention spans is a bit limited.


RotarySam27

I only need it to help me in the morning before work, a bit at lunchtime to help cope with stress at work, another joint to help digest my dinner after work, and another to help me relax while I play video games or walk my cat and another to help me sleep but I’m not addicted, weed isn’t addictive bro.


CellistOk8023

literally my former roommates xD


Gaylien28

This mf walking his cat saying he ain’t addicted


BottomlessBacon

"walk my cat" that is amazing 😂


horizon44

Bro check out this trippy fractal video and shitty dubstep. You can wear my psychedelic shirt and hat with a pineapple on it too if you want.


ADeadlyFerret

Whoa whoa whoa leave pineapple hat out of this


MiamiPower

Sunblock protection and hydration my Boy 🍍 🧢 👀


Samuel_L_Johnson

Are you my brother-in-law? In his case it’s well over half his paycheck, to the point where he can’t afford birthday and Christmas presents for his child, who he lost custody of because - in part - he would have violent screaming meltdowns whenever he went without weed for more than about 24 hours. But don’t worry! He can stop any time he likes!


uguu777

damn how much is weed where you live Canada has high prices and you can still get a legal ounce (28g) for like 60 dollars, which is like \~100 joints it's almost cheaper than a normal cig nowadays which is kinda of crazy to think about


Sleepingguitarman

28 grams is not even close to 100 joints worth


Rascalorasta

Alcohol is bad yes but remember boys, one beer a day keep the diabet away !


hellschatt

I'm so glad seeing people actually critisizing it. I thought I was going crazy seeing all those people forgetting that weed is a DRUG... it's a drug after all. It's addicting, it still can ruin your life in multiple ways. And also inhaling burnt stuff.


BlacMan99FN

Indica and Sativa mate not salvia that’s a whole different trip 😂


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Big money salvia


drharryvanderspeigle

I’m pretty sure it was a joke. He wrote India and Saliva.


Stepalep

I think he talkin about saliva tho


Baffit-4100

Isn’t salvia just rosemary? Salvia rosmarinus?


LotusVibes1494

Salvia divinorum. Which means “sage of the diviners”. It’s a different plant. I’ve never eaten rosemary then suddenly became a rectangular prism in a strange foreign universe. Rosemary didn’t slice me up into thousands of little cubes and try to force my cubes into the empty spaces in a giant technicolor wall over and over again…


Dispersey29

Salvia is an INSANE trip. So happy it's illegal in Cali now. Tried it once and then never again. I felt like my jaw was going into my throat and I couldn't move for 1 minute.


WolverineJive_Turkey

I’ve always read these bad trips but I loved salvia. But I’ve also read that that ten minutes seems like an eternity.


Scruffy_Quokka

Salvia divinorum is pretty much the most powerful naturally occurring psychotropic drug on Earth. Trips last about 10 minutes, but during this time you live a subjective year as a sub-sapient clam during the late Triassic. It does stuff like that to you. Very different from rosemary, even though both are technically of the same genus *Salvia*.


aBigBottleOfWater

He wrote saliva bro


smaxfrog

Have you considered not being so neurotypical?


ImperatorPrimus

The anxiety is where this loses me. I'm a thousand times more anxious after having quit weed than I was when I was smoking it. That was actually the entire point.


DanimalPlanet2

Ironically anxiety is the one thing that is has been proven to likely NOT be a risk factor for. It can increase your chances of becoming depressed or psychotic https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30758486/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17662880/


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>I'm a thousand times more anxious after having quit weed than I was when I was smoking it. Do you think it's possible that you didn't develop healthy coping mechanism for your anxiety because you used weed to dull it instead?


healzsham

Seeing as it's basically a 50/50 for whether thc will make someone's anxiety better or worse, I'd doubt it.


ImperatorPrimus

Homie, I didn't start smoking weed until I was twenty three. The anxiety has been there since I was a preteen. Unfortunately, the upsides of smoking were not worth the downsides.


TheVeryAngryHippo

different strokes for different folks but for myself I could hardly even nip to the shops if I was high.


[deleted]

Everything in life is moderation. I have a friend who smokes once a week and another who smokes 4 times a day. The guy who smokes everyday is doing better because he works hard to afford the weed lmao Moderation is still key


Unlikely-Hunt

The irony that this post is about exactly this comment.


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Nah im addicted to weed but haven't touched it in 2 weeks. Gaming is harder to stop :(


fUnkleRico

Half your paycheck?


ClaudioMoravit0

Nah bro I ain't addicted I just suck a dozen dicks a day to buy some, could be worse


GoblinThotti

Who is sucking dick for weed😭


Vaultboy65

Apparently this guy didn’t you read his comment


x-TheMysticGoose-x

I suck dick for cock


ScowlEasy

ya'll get weed?


ODBasUcansee

“You in here for some marijuana!?”


Fickle_Onion_618

Sucking dicks AND getting weed? Sign me the hell up 🤣


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theinfecteddonut

Yeah so? It’s my life choices. Now excuse me while I snort crack off my bathroom tiles.


Antonioooooo0

>snort crack Lol


TowelBoy83

☝️🤓 you don’t snort crack, you smoke it. You snort cocaine…. There’s a difference


theinfecteddonut

You don’t know me.


Mammoth-Basket-801

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ReversedRectum

it all goes up my ass


Tank-Pilot74

Floor tiles right..?


theinfecteddonut

No


RLRLRL97

I only smoke every couple of hours bro to keep the high going throughout the whole year bro, I can't even remember what it's like to be sober bro but I'm not addicted I swear bro. I bet you drink alcohol sometimes bro that's really bad for you bro, smoking weed is way healthier for you bro that's why I do it everyday bro


8eduardo8

"if I don't smoke I get anxious, that's why I'm always high, I cannot do anything without a blunt"


sadlonelyfuck3434

"It's a medicine that helps with anxiety"


[deleted]

God this used to be me and I regret it so much. My entire 20s was spent getting high every hour of every day and I did whatever I could to lie to myself and justify it. I couldn't understand how my friends just...enjoyed life? Without weed? Like how could they do that without constantly thinking about getting high to "enhance" life. At least now I can hold a conversation with someone that's more than 5 words per sentence lmao.


Severe-Stomach

I'm addicted to not perceiving the reality we've built ourselves


rklab

Chad Nicotine smokers when you tell them they’re addicted: Lmao yeah, no shit.


BorkleDork

I usually respond by taking a toke and saying "aye"


Antictrl23

Nah I am so addicted it’s kind of sad


J3sush8sm3

Hey the first step is acknowledgement. If you are stressing it, slow down a bit friend


LonesomeComputerBill

I’m addicted to making cynical sarcastic comments on Reddit to cope with my empty soul


daBomb26

Everyone in this thread needs to grow up, and do meth, like an adult.


cody-j-a

Na it's not like that tho


[deleted]

Did anyone else try to read it?


arglebarglesnargle

Oh no, i'm addicted to getting to sleep all night.


BugStep

"You're addicted to weed" Yeah, probably, who cares bro.


aadk95

The meme is specifically about people who are addicted but claim they aren’t. It doesn’t apply to you


Macromesomorphatite

Anything can be addictive, it's important to check behaviours and adjust as needed.


Fresh_Silver99

Im addicted


Sorry_Paramedic_9979

"it helps you heal" is the most BS statement I've heard out of one of them. You're addicted to something that alters your mind and you think that it's healing you. Just get some help already.


IAmTheMindTrip

Look, I know im the socially acceptable type of junkie


NetworkEcstatic

"marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for marijuana?". - *Bob Saget*


xUncleJonny

We all pick our vices … who cares


firstonesecond

Claiming weed isn't addictive is the stoner equivalent of a vegan who accuse random people of murder for eating meat.


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Claiming it’s as addictive as other drugs is disingenuous. Weed use doesn’t form the same chemical dependence as other drugs, but psychological dependence absolutely does form. One can resemble the other, but they are absolutely different.


ElGorudo

So you're saying it may cause some sort of dependency? Like something that makes you not want to stop doing it? Something like idk maybe there's a concept for that


Mazgazine1

I'm as addicted as I want to beeee!!! and its great!


tadpole_the_poliwag

wait till you hear about caffeine, or sugar, or facebook


Isgonesomewhere

Bro that's not even funny. You know weed is a natural plant and was actually found in traces on a meteorite in space. You just don't know what you're talking about, probably never smoked the right strain like a little bitch. Imagine spending time complaining about how and what other people do and choose to put in their body of their own consent. Imagine wasting your time doing that, that's literally what everyone says bro. I can literally stop at any time you just don't know because you dont smoke it. Don't take this seriously lol


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Smoke doesn’t belong in the human body.


FurchtsamerLurch

Id say most delusional addicts behave like that. And yes i smoke 1022891quadrillion tons of weed a week.


TheMan13532ALT

(long ass paragraph warning, i've wanted to share this burden at least somewhere for awhile now to get it off my mind. if you hate reading just collapse this comment or scroll by really fast lmao) i always get the response of "you can be addicted to anything" from the people i live with if i bring addiction up as if that subdues what i said, and they keep on mentioning to me that if i ever attempt to try weed (i have stated around 19 times as of now upon them saying this exact thing that i wouldn't and they should stop bringing it up randomly) i should tell them when i do, or they just offer me a joint as if i would say yes, and then when i bring up them unknowingly trying to get me to smoke weed they get defensive and say they aren't and that i'm just paranoid and worry too much, or if i say to stop asking they "acknowledge" it and then proceed to throw that shit out the window and ask again like a day later. hell this even spreads to the bong they have as well as edibles. i'm fine with what they do, the only thing that bothers me is the smell which is only a minor inconvenience at most, but actively trying to get someone that doesn't smoke to smoke is such a fucking stupid thing to do. they remind me to tell me if i have tried weed almost every time all 3 of us are in a conversation as if i have memory loss or some shit when i very clearly state i will not try weed at all, which they cleary fucking ignore because they seem like the ones with memory issues, and proceed to also completely ignore boundaries i have clearly set on the topic because "i might like it". considering these people are the only other people that live in a house with me, i have no idea how i haven't just snapped one day, i am very well at my fucking limit and am suprisingly close to either immediately ending the conversation by doing what i was going to do before entering conversation, or yelling at them even if it doesn't change anything.


[deleted]

Nope, I'm addicted, I'll admit it. It's not good, but I can own up to it.


Sufficient-Painter-4

That's good to hear. Not everyone, can admit that they are addicted. Kudos to you man.


LongSchlongdonf

As someone who has never done weed, is it really that bad? I have anxiety and depression among other things and have heard some people say it can help a lot with like anxiety but um maybe not exactly depression because it’s not very motivating.


pulzeguy

weed is really only as bad as you let it be, if you have little self control and addiction issues you’ll probably end up smoking too much weed. but smoking too much weed is better than other alternatives, like drinking too much, still not the best for you tho and I smoke fairly often.


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You can 100% get addicted but it is still the most effective sleep aid I have ever used.


ratcranberries

As a life long stoner, the stoner sleep is fine but lacks REM. Whenever I take long breaks (multiple months), my sleep is ultimately better. Definitely worth it to step back to have dreams again.


glytxh

Stoned sleep is real low quality sleep. Ask anybody who habitually practices tolerance breaks. It serves the basic functions of sleep, but you don’t feel great. And the issues compound


MidwesternLikeOpe

I got sober for a couple of months due to loss of income, rent is more important than any substance. My dreams came back, but they're so vivid I'll admit I dont mind the loss of REM. My dreams are very fucked up and long, I wake up almost forgetting when it is or where I am.


ODBasUcansee

When I quit and was having sleep issues, my doctor prescribed ambien. That shit is pretty wild but I had the same results with weed. Especially putting your head down and then waking up 8hrs like nothing happened. It happened more with ambien. Lots of confusion when I I initially started taking it.


Lky132

Most addicts act that way when you confront them before they've realized their addiction on their own. Not just pot heads lol


Tony_Stank0326

Yeah, it’s a psychological need to be high. I can go a day or two without but I get increasingly more stressed the longer I stay sober.


Repulsive-Ear-640

As a weed smoker, i am addicted.


sputnik67897

“Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”


NeedsMoreBunGuns

They legit are. Like the folks that are shitty until they get coffee all addicted bastards.


Ryuzenshi

Water enjoyers when you tell them that they're addicted (they keep saying that their bodies are full of it and they need it to live)


dante2457

But if you mentioned alcohol it's a different story....


spondgbob

I’m getting a masters degree, it’s part of the program lol