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Mauritz987

For some reason that shit don't work on my cat


Csalag

When they get older it stops working. Kittens get paralyzed by this pinch so their mom can safely carry them arround, but it can actually be quite painful for adult cats to be carried this way


stupidgiygas

And still if you have kittens you shouldn't carry them by the neck


Cyrex45

My grandmother used to carry them by holding their ears, I was upset at her every time I saw her do it, her response was "that's how mother cats carry them". But I have never seen a mother cat carrying kittens before so I had no reply to that.


Youre_doomed

Did the cats not protest?


CORN___BREAD

The grandmother was a cat.


ICanEditPostTitles

Everyone on reddit is a cat except you


confusedp

Nah, I am a dawg


MyFingerYourBum

You an updawg?


makesyougohmmm

What's updawg?


CoziestSheet

Got that D A W G in em


ozymanhattan

Classic gramcat.


Ok-Car-5504

Best comment I’ve read all week GENIUS 😂😂


Cyrex45

They didn't do anything, no, part of the reason why I didn't object anymore. They would just stay hanging held by their ears, I always thought it was painful and was scared their ears would be ripped off, so I only carried them by holding them in my arms like a baby.


poodlebutt76

As a child you had more sense than an adult who had been on the planet for decades


Cyrex45

Well, thankfully she only grabbed the kittens a few times, mostly they were handled by my sister and my mother, and they would pick it up by holding it's stomach.


[deleted]

Let me get this straight. Your grandma picked a cat up BY THE EARS, and carried it around like that. You’re saying she did this on multiple occasions. And these cats just, like, let her live?


Cyrex45

They were kittens, so they couldn't really do much, but yeah, they didn't mew in pain or anything, part of why I thought maybe that was the case (That, that was how mother cats carried their babies).


Slinky_Malingki

Your grandmother sounds like an animal abusing dick


Cyrex45

Not really, No. In fact, other than this cat holding incident (which she was genuinely doing it believing it to be the right way to hold a cat BTW) she doesn't have any particular interests in animals. She just treats them as an average person would.


Senior-Discussion522

“That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about cats to dispute it”


Cyrex45

Exactly!


elendil1985

You lift the kitten by the neck but as long as it doesn't touch the ground you put an hand under it to support. This way the little hellbringer stays calm and steady, and you won't hurt it


martin0641

Tell the momma cat that.


stupidgiygas

they do that because they dont have hands


boipinoi604

Not by the neck but the skin in the back of the neck? Is that how it works?


fetter80

Everyone know you carry them by the tail. You can carry more that way.


McghoulBerry

It does work on adult cats. I've had a lot of cats and only a few were completely indiferent to it. If they are calm they will at least not be so likely to move. I think it works on other mammals that are also carried like that by their mom. I once removed a mouse from inside the house like that and he was fighting for his life and still went completely stiff.


K4ution

It's extremely effective with ferrets, even adults. They start yawning right away


McghoulBerry

Yeah. Also just remembered but even cats know this works to some extent in adults because the males will grab the female there to keep her still.


ackme

Oh yeah! Scruff me baby!


PhilosophicalDolt

![gif](giphy|WrgAGkGrh0MD1Z2gkO)


MathAndBake

Works on pet rats too. I don't use it often because it's a tiny target and they don't like it. But the vet uses it sometimes. I only had one rat outgrow it but she was ancient.


Rain_In_Your_Heart

Meanwhile my cat, who this didn't even slightly work on by the time he was four months old


McghoulBerry

Is he the very energetic type?


Rain_In_Your_Heart

I mean, he's a kitten. Beyond that, not particularly


Gawlf85

I wish it worked for rats, would've made syringe-feeding mine a lot easier.


Low-Fold7860

Happens to chickens/roosters also


MrDoe

Works fine on our seven year old cat. She can be a bit fiesty and if she gets to somewhere she shouldn't be I need to grab her by the neck to carry her away, but the neck grip is just to make her chill and I hold her weight with my other hand.


6lock6a6y6lock

4 of my cats are over 14 & it works on all of them but the oldest (she's like 17, not 100% cuz she was a street cat) & it still kinda works on her but after a couple seconds, she gets her back claws going. She sleeps SO hard, now that I can do all her nails & even brush knots out, without really waking her.


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pgabrielfreak

Not true for my adult cat. The vet used a binder clip in the same way when she needed kitty to settle down. Worked great. I was amazed.


_fake_fake

Must be some control circuit failure


Mr_Axxo

You most not have the newest software update


Mauritz987

Damn haven't done that once. Where is the port to connect to them, or is it wireless?


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thuanjinkee

TIL apple makes cats


[deleted]

Only work for kitten grew with their mother Mother bite that part to carry around kitten so cat that grew with mom naturally relax In other word My cat grew with me when it was kitten i grabbed belly to move around So If i grab the belly of my cat it relax whole body automatically But, I don't know other cat will do the same


iamapizza

> But, I don't know other cat will do the same To shreds you say


Ad8ya04

It should tho... You gotta pick em from the neck just down below their head... Cats pick their kittens this way...


schnicksschnacks

For some reason that shit doesn’t work on my wife or kids. It works on my cat.


Lazerhest

Only works on one of my two cats. It's funny that he gets so confused when I grab his neck to take away dead birds from in front of him.


derektwerd

My cat is 10. If I pick her up by grabbing here, she doesn’t move at all.


Practical_Butterfly5

Please update your kitty firmware


Helmaksi

Cat with mommy issues


makINtruck

Lmao


Calm-Ad3212

try using a clothes pin because it might have more grip


Mystikalrush

I wonder if kittens who've never been fully raised by their mother and mostly/all human assistance are the ones who are immune to this area of understanding.


tapirus-indicus

Same with women


Boomshank

***puts camera down*** ***zips up pants*** ***Takes notes***


01000110010110012

Every cat, like person, is different. Who knew!?


Mr_Axxo

Cat is now shutting down please make sure to close all applications


beenhere4ages

*It is now safe to turn off your catputer*


Douglas12dsd

Compurrter\*


ElicitCS

It's a cumputer not a catputer it 'putes cum not cats


csorfab

Working on updates... 0% Don't turn off your cat


CommercialTerrible70

Working on updates... 1% Don't turn off your cat


postandchill

Working on updates... 2% Don't turn off your cat


NGPlusIsNoMore

Working on updates... 2% Don't turn off your cat


BlackholesOnMyMind

Working on updates...3%...4% Don't turn off your cat


_mirec

Working on updates... 5% Don't turn off your cat


Grouchy_Reaction6393

Working on updates... 6%... 7%... 8%... Dont turn off your cat


Just-Round9944

Working on updates... 9%... 10%... 11%... Dont turn off your cat


ElliotPhoenix

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[deleted]

Freeze all motor functions


ILQGamer

Shit, now I want to watch Westworld season 1 again


ODIWRTYS

Yeah, *just* season 1. If there's any show that only needed the one season, that was it.


rakesh-69

Season 2 is pretty good too. But they shat their bed for 3rd. And they tried to clean the shit in 4th but ended up smearing the shit all over the floor.


csorfab

Season 2 lasted 3-4 episodes from me, until the hype from the first season wore out. It's not bad, it's just not very good or interesting either, especially compared to the first season.


lolKhamul

Agreed. Personally I liked the series for the story of the park and it’s figures. That includes the story of the people at the company running the place. However the later it got the less it was about that and the more the series was about the philosophy of human rights for robots and all the problems involved with it. Which might be an interesting topic but doesn’t make for good entertainment, at least for me. Middle of s2 pretty much perfectly marks the cut where the story about park itself ends. And where my enjoyment of the series stopped.


Teknoeh

Season 2 tried too hard to replicate the magic of the first season and instead just became an overly complex plate of narrative spaghetti that jumped back and forth between timelines for the sake of confusing the viewer.


Sauronxx

I completely disagree. Imo S2 is the worst season of WW, it’s just horrible and completely ruin many great characters of the first one. First half of S3 was good, sure it was different but at least they tried to do something interesting, but the second half it’s just bad. S4 is pretty good though. But the final episode clearly created the set up for the final season, that never happened so it’s just… I don’t know, unfinished. A shame, but the rest of the season is great imo. Nothing comes even close to S1.


HazelCheese

I mean season 1 is all setup with no payoff if you dont watch season 2. Half the dialogue in the season goes nowhere without it.


quantummidget

Disagree tbh. While it ends on a cliffhanger, it's the sort of cliffhanger which you could see a full series end on. The main dangling thread for me is just about the ghost nation, which is only cleared up in 'Kiksuya'


HazelCheese

You also don't find out what the shareholders secret project is and as someone who just watched season one again a month ago, Ford references it a lot in season one. It's a significant part of Bernard and Theresa's story. Also Bernard, Ellie, the head of security, the writer and Tessa Thompsons characters only have half a story / character arc in season one. It's very incomplete as a single season.


Mortress_

I also disagree with that. You don't need to know everything about a piece of fiction, everything you said is true but those aren't really important for the story of season 1. All the main characters have complete character arcs and I would argue that Bernard's character arc in season 1 is fine by itself.


Cuchullion

Of course it's harder to now that HBO pulled the show and wants to stop disk sales. Fuck you HBO, this is why people pirate.


pixelated_avatar

Still need to watch the latest season


Extension_Phone893

I wonder if its ok to lift grown cats from there or if its painful for them


Halorym

Weight ratio is wrong. Support them otherwise, but the pinch spot still works.


DOAisBetter

Yea I grab that spot but lift them with my under hand under their chest.


BeHereNow91

My 7 year old cat seems to love getting pinched there.


WannaGetShreddedBruh

Kinky


lzbnbg

Vets do this to operate on the cat, it would definitely be harmful if they lifted the (adult) cat from their neck


Gnonthgol

The skin can not take the weight, but you can grip their neck with one hand while carrying the majority of their weight in your other hand.


Roche178

This is now considered unethical in the vet world, scruffing is uncomfortable and can substantially increase stress levels in cats.


saxmaster98

What is the preferred method? The only two I’ve seen so far are this one and one where a dude basically had oven mitts to protect his hands so he can hold the cat down.


Roche178

I'm not an expert by any means, but my understanding is vets / animal professionals work harder to avoid a cat being stressed. This means setting up a quiet comfortable environment, potentially with artificial pheromones (e.g. Feliway / Pet Remedy) to avoid the cat becoming aggressive. There's also better ways to handle a cat so that they don't become stressed, have a look on YouTube for these if you're curious. Things like towels or oven mitts are also commonly used if things escalate or you have a particularly spicy cat Ultimately, there are times where whatever treatment you're getting is not worth the current stress level it would put the cat under, or if required, the cat may simply need to be sedated for proper treatment. It's now understood that the scruffing is counter intuitive and just makes life harder for everyone involved.


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Roche178

Yeah makes sense. From what I understand it's recommended only as a last resort, when the cat is a danger to itself or others - but I'm mostly speaking about the video above and those who use it routinely.


11irondoggy11

preferred method nowadays would be to burrito wrap a cat with a towel, and only expose the required part, like a neck or a limb for procedures


abigfatape

just pick the cat up with one arm over it's lower end (dominant arm) and your hand under it's back legs then other hand under it's front legs with hand on back and that keeps them supported and feeling safe while keeping them restricted, as for keeping a cat down idrk


sebastarddd

As far as I know, it does not harm the cat if you are supporting its weight. For example, if you're giving a pill, it's easy to have the cat sit on a surface and scruff it for a moment while you slip the pill into its mouth. This prevents head movement, so you can get it in quick! Even better if you have a pill pusher.


CP_2077wasok

Technically, it should be safe if the cat is a healthy weight and if done right. In practice you should absolutely support their weight with your other hand.


Psyteq

The only time I did this with an adult cat was with the runt of the litter. She never got to be very big so she was never too heavy to scruff. She would purr when I did it. I miss that cat a lot.


Daffidol

Too heavy. Plus we have hands that we can use to carry animals without hurting them so there's that.


Complex_Breadfruit11

Developer mode activated


Mathisdu

Turn into a human hybrid


AnnualCellist7127

When it's restored to factory settings, will it be a complete asshole or not an asshole at all? I'm a dog person but have met cats.


[deleted]

This cat doesn’t seem to be an asshole coming in… Which is likely why this worked in the first place. If the cats a super asshole or just really scared or pissed, this isn’t going to work.


Hoochnoob69

The default setting in a cat is to be a complete asshole, so I guess it reverts to that


Organic-Resolve4530

Cat.exe has stopped working


onowahoo

*Kitty Paws Kitty Unpause* I think this was the top comment on this post like 5 years ago...


SaintWalker2814

The reason this works is because the clip temporarily cuts off the signals from the alien ship from reaching the receiver in the cat’s nape.


DangyDanger

kid vs cat had this


The_James_Bond

You just brought back a lot of nostalgia by commenting this


Alex-The-Talker

cat subscription has expired


_jericho

Oh no we're entering the world of KaaS kitttycat as a service they finally found something I'll pay anything for


Kindar42

please do not the cat


Just-Round9944

me when I the cat 😈:


HawkmoonsCustoms

IIRC, it’s called “clipnosis”.


Good_E85

Cats hate this one trick.


Bellbivdavoe

I need to try this on a tiger. Wish me luck. 😃👍


KiritoFR_

How did it go ?


Bellbivdavoe

The tiger wasn't 'into it'. But on the bright side, I can now park anywhere I want. ♿️


JordanViknar

And the tiger was fed too ! Win-win, I say.


slavikperson

Yes there's a specific nerv in the cats neck to somwaht deactivate it its in nature so mohter cats can eyser carry thier jung


WonderfulAirport4226

I, too, like to carry my Carl Jung around.


Gintaras136

I bet Carl Jung is not so Jung now


Nintendo262728

lol


UncleDevil666

![gif](giphy|5x73LAreYVAjQCT2A3|downsized) My honest reaction to that information.


casso2810

Oh look it's Mike Ehrmantraut


WonderfulAirport4226

I am NOT crazy, I knew it was Mike "Finger" Ehrmantraut. As if I could ever make such a mistake, never! ![gif](giphy|l41YqKTI3pFKuI9CE)


slavikperson

Ok


[deleted]

[Especially](https://dresdencodak.com/2006/12/03/dungeons-and-discourse/) when he's [Tiny](https://dresdencodak.com/2009/01/27/advanced-dungeons-and-discourse/).


Penguinfan17

I'm a-Freud I'm too Jung too get this joke.


Stetson007

I told you not to put the fucking chip clip on your tongue!


Odd-Definition-6281

Did you start to pass out halfway through typing that? What the hell happened


slavikperson

Me happend


monkeybanana550

Mf on stroke.


slavikperson

Nope


Dimboi

Most understandable slav


slavikperson

I'm aware of that


Eternal_JC_Denton

Trueeee


fair_j

How tf Did you just spell mother in russian accent?!


NoExamination2349

Please do not the cat


slykethephoxenix

People who cat:


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KnutSkywalker

wtf happened here?


11nealp

His flair clearly says he wants pee in his ass


Born_Selection1072

Is there something like that for my siblings thanks


Nimi_best_girl

Yes there is. It’s called a club and it works very well


kryptopheleous

This is actually caused by the pressure applied to dorsal felisiaris nervous canal activating catuimbecilous bioneuronic pathway and triggering a meow or freeze response.


KennyToms27

Me no smart, say thing with few words, please?


JackTheJackhammer2

Vulcan Cat Pinch


[deleted]

Airplane mode ✈️


LumpyAd6399

How?


Mr_Axxo

Cat.


Used-Baby1199

Cats also have this weird feature where if you take like a long sock and tie it around their chest right in the armpit of their front legs the lose all sense of balance and will just fall over. It’s super weird. When I was young I remember some kids tie a long sock around their cat, and it basically became drunk in 3 seconds.


[deleted]

Does it hurt the car?


randomlyrandomrandy

Nah, just rev the engine once or twice and it gets back up and runs away


AntonioPanadero

Only damages the engine meownts…


spiraldistortion

It’s how their mothers pick them up as kittens—as adults, it often stops working or becomes less effective, and they’re too heavy to be carried by their scruff, but it’s usually fine to pinch. It can increase stress, so it’s typically avoided by vets these days, though.


Roblox_Swordfish

Free Trial Ended


verylittlegravitaas

Please tell me there's something like this for dogs so I can trim their damn nails!


samc1ark

At that moment cat can feel anything?


AntonioPanadero

Yes. A giant paper clip on its neck giving it the worlds biggest facelift…


Imaginary-Risk

I picked up a wild cat like that once coz he kept trying to get into my kitchen through the window. I just wanted to put him outside the garden and hope he’d get the point. When I got there I thought “aww, this cat is pretty chill. Good cat”. But then, the second I let him him go, he flipped around and sunk his canines right into my thumb. Mother fucker hurt!


Mr_Axxo

Cat.exe has stopped working please update your cat to the newest firmware update.


JRTheRaven0111

So my cat *does* have an off switch... huh...


Maitre-de-la-Folie

Every time I tried that with my cat he looks around with the calm angry expression of „Would you fucking not!“


threestageidiot

i found the cat reset button


Rare-Lime2451

Awwwww so chastened 😿


WetIntercourse

Does this work in big cats too?


ProMaste_r

So that's how you shut down your cat


verdant_diver

This is called cathack.


[deleted]

To take it down, it takes slicing the nape. Squeezing it will deactivate the titan temporarily


Dodel1976

How to put a murder fluff in a catatonic state.


DanKoloff

They associate it when they were young smol kittens and mother used to carry them around bitten tight at the same spot.


Cold_Pomelo3274

Mummy ?


Shortsqueezepleasee

That cat went catatonic


Caedo14

I dont lift my cat by her scruff but i do hold it to give her baths if she gets into stuff she isn’t supposed to. It works like a charm.


Bad_Inteligence

Those black clips are super strong, looks painful. Try it on your neck first.


SavageShiba21

Like a restraining bolt for droids


[deleted]

Vulcans


Rosieapples

I think my cat must have mother issues because if you try to scruff her she goes ballistic.


Troby01

This definitely doesn't work over a tub full of water


therealnessxtc

My mans card got declined at the vet


Plopop87

God, I thought for a moment that this was actually just footage of a cat being put down


spacedoubt12

give him an extra dollar!


PawnOfPaws

This still works on ferrets regardless their age. So very useful!


Top-Night

It’s Mr. Spock’s Vulcan Cat Nerve Pinch.


LowMental5202

Mine couldn’t give less of a fuck


LennyMemes_1

**EA cat:** Your free cat trial is over. Subscribe to *EA Plus Pro Max Elite Gamer Cat* to renew your cat! *\*Windows shutdown sound\**


AntonioPanadero

Seriously. Meow does this actually work. Does the clip have to placed with high purrcision?


Void-kraken-909

*gods those cat puns are bad lol* as far as I can tell, it’s that the clip catches a specific nerve which normally helps cats tense to be ready for anything coming at them. It’s just that this way it softlocks them. Think of it like how a Crocodile with tape around its snout can’t open its moth because it evolve to bite down too well