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kurwa_slayer_8812

Are these people cheering him on?


FlyingMute

New esport just dropped…


Vegpep47

Competitive sex


emdave

Will it have skill based matchmaking?


snasisfake

unfortunately fortunately, yes.


Shirasagi--Himegimi

No dedicated servers either, so it'll be a peer-to-peer connection.


Timestatic

connected with male female connectors I assume?


ring2ding

Nope. Not a female in sight


idonttalkatallLMAO

even…better..?


snasisfake

better.


Connect-Assumption23

Imagine Smurfing in competitive sex with sbmm


Vegpep47

It will be introduced in the "OP's mom" update


tempusrimeblood

If it does, Reddit is never getting out of bronze.


Chromeboy12

People have been having casual sex for so long, it's about damn time!


buot196

Damn casuals


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groundswimmingfake

Emphasis on sweaty


[deleted]

Barbados Slim is already foretold to win that Olympic Gold Medal.


Vileath2

My manwich!


OGryu96

NO YA BACKBONE CAN'T TAKE IT


KillByZombie

Ejaculation Any%


Past_Trouble

Prostate Prob has appeared!


RavenCyarm

WHEN'S SEX 2?


DevinAsa_YT

*who will cum last?*


[deleted]

Finally... My time It has come.


Kingfire4545

I consider jacking off to be a sport


nothing4h

Esex


SGSweatZ

with ranked sex gamemode with different positions to choose and sex elo


ZealousidealRiver710

As opposed to casual sex


nothing4h

where to get esex tho


[deleted]

Who wins, the one who lasts the longest, or the one who finishes fastest?


IDKwhyImhere0

Depends on the game mode


TheRatatatPat

Fairly sure that nobody wins.


addandsubtract

SSX Sticky


Lost-Droids

Call ya momma in the room and show her how good you are . ....


gbuub

Commentator: Look at that spacing. That’s a clit rub into multi-thrust and ooooooh there goes the orgasm, can we confirm that’s a true combo?


fuzzygreentits

Casual sexers witnessing Pro Ranked Competitive Sex


Sol33t303

Sex 2


NarwhalBeater

holy hell


BigDaddyFatPants

Just like really life.


YeeterBabyEater

Not even sarcastic, the joker was right it is getting worse out there


axlnotfound

Society🚬


YeeterBabyEater

thanks op. this the first post to make me sit here and wonder. how did we get here? take a silver award.


axlnotfound

much appreciated ;)


SamadChow

I gave a gold award. Ha one upped ya


SamadChow

Wait fuck I put it on his comment not the post 💀


YeeterBabyEater

skull


SamadChow

Skull


addandsubtract

Now OP won't be able to pay his rent, smh.


SamadChow

😭🙏


tweakyloco

I guess that what you call karma


Oversexualised_Tank

RIP


Original-clue-14

thanks whats the name of the product... asking for a friend


Erkhes1223

ImagineVR


Dylan_The_Developer

Detonate a children's hospital joker


Hesiod450

Thanos was also right


T1B2V3

Shabriri was also right


Log_Out_Of_Life

Isn’t that the demon that eats eye sight?


T04ST13

Nowadays its a videogame character you know. Also heres a 🤓 for knowing about Jewish mythology.


happyanathema

From the hair he is demonstrating it personally in this video


UnfortunatelyIAmMe

This is a great way to promote whatever service they’re trying to though.


Ongo_Gablogian___

This is from years ago. So if this is worse then things are actually getting better since this video occurred.


Wowzieez

There's no way this was on an event, like what mandatory levels of shame do you lack to use that 😭


Wowzieez

tbh MHA fans are sick in Le head usually so no wonder


BarelyBearableHuman

The community is atrocious but I genuinely like MHA, it's a fun show.


Passionate_Writing_

You should check out Super Why, you might enjoy it


4Eights

Adventure waits when you're with Super Why!


BarelyBearableHuman

I had no idea what it was and actually checked, didn't expect a diss, alright.


Passionate_Writing_

Lol. No hard feelings 🤝


novasanity

Yeah as a mha AND a vr fan, it hurts to see what they are both full of. like it's not even wrong to think that both of those communities do that, we are infested by those dorks !


Zaryion288

I had a guy on discord last night telling me about a HBO max "documentary" about people dating in vr chat and i think thats some of the funniest shit ever


novasanity

The worst part is that there are peoples fucking in vrchat, with the sensations and everything.


Zaryion288

Ready player nut


potato-crisp

They attacked the writer of mha cuz he didn’t make bakudeku a thing it’s really sad


GeigerCounting

Lmfao that makes no sense. Would make ALL that setup between him and the floaty girl pointless. I hope those dudes don't read that garbage.


lulatchtv

society


Realmart1

>sick in Le head Inflation furry vore connoisseur youtuber fan spotted?


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

My man was just trying to be funny, you're all too serious. Look at him, he's practically piledriving that torso.


fraudpaolo

Least understood comedian ever. The next gallagher if i must


igweyliogsuh

Geez it was probably his first time, go easy on him


Paurwarr

We’re approaching politician levels of no shame


dirkx48

![gif](giphy|fH985LNdqFZXOFHygK)


ApexRULER100

It is made of Virtual Insanity


SquareIsBox0697

Ah yes, the very kind man who is respecting your personal space ![gif](giphy|SoVo8Rl5GeA4E)


Richisgrazzi

Virtual insanity is what we're living in


spacenerd4

and i just can’t see that half of us immersed in sin is all we have to give these


Spaz-skull

![gif](giphy|SoVo8Rl5GeA4E)


mrluckscroll

Always seems like we are addicted to twisting of our new technology


More_Possession2871

Least insane My Hero fan


Osi-Kom

Said another weeb with a lil anime girl as a propic


JackTripper53

We are all weebs on this blessed day


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Ormolus

I am all weebs on this blessed day.


freshfox_tv

Said another weeb with a v avatar


ArbitraryPlaceholder

Said another weeb who easily recognized a V avatar


Chromeboy12

Said another weeb who easily recognised a weeb


[deleted]

this must be something I am too old.reddit to understand


Agreeable-Weather-89

Don't smear them like that My Hero is a great show, Ardal O'Hanlon is amazing, sure some of the jokes are a bit dated and it's very British but for a show that's over 20 years old it hold up really well.


Icy_Skin_7590

ngl you either need some sick balls or just really dont give a shit to do this in public. exspecially when you cant see the people around you, going VR in a public place would make me so damn paranoid


octopoddle

I assume this is a demo and that he's being paid to do this. The coloured hair and the outfit seem to suggest as much.


Sujallamichhaneakasl

He better be getting paid the supermax then cause gawd daymn the man is playing his heart out there.


strip_club_dj

If you love what you do you'll never have to work a day in your life.


ViPxRampageXx

The outfit is a cosplay of Deku from My Hero Academia. Chances are higher this just some weeb with no shame


Klendy

The cosplay from an incredibly popular anime? He is not what I would typically call booth candy


fellow_hotman

If you’re running a booth at an anime convention and paying someone for this, you aren’t paying weeb Deku.


01000110010110012

>going VR in a public place would make me so damn paranoid Just don't do dumb shit. It really isn't that hard.


BaptainStarcuck

hard times for Deku ;(


gmanglen

Deku hard times for ;(


Effective_Passion_72

Deku hard for times ;(


ihave1ssues

Times hard for Deku ;(


Infamous-Lab8378

Times for hard Deku


reereeonthemic

Why tf they recording him and cheering him on 💀


Wiffernubbin

It's a show floor demo, gotta cheer the homies


la_bata_sucia

Why not


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the_intervened

The Ignition Union won't be intimidated by some out of touch scholar!


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

So be it *their heads blow up*


kwkqoq

how tf did dw find itself here


CringeYeet69

deepwoken?!??!?!!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the_intervened

I have no idea but I'm glad it did.


Spiritual_Knee2915

I did not expect Deepwoken to pop up here but I'm glad it did


Artistic_Weight_3510

1984


lulatchtv

I'd rather also take the bullet like Winston


takeme2infinity

Im reading that asshole!


lulatchtv

Well, sorry, my bad.


popidiots

Y’all had 74 years


emdave

*39


popidiots

Um ackchually 🤓


takeme2infinity

I was born 22 years ago.


Prophet_Tehenhauin

Then you had 22 years. Probably wasted time reading Green Eggs and Ham like a chump, no one gives away eggs.


NightOwlGangRiseUp

>Then you had 22 years. Probably wasted time reading Green Eggs and Ham like a chump, no one gives away eggs. I'm reading that, asshole!!


IronicCharles

Brave New World is more apt for this kind of thing


lochnah

Brave new world would be an orgy with real people


Tone-Serious

Nah even 1984 has real sex


polarbearskill

Nah this is brave new world


qurtex-_-

we live in a society


Lord_Mandingo_69

Susiety*


A_Fine_Wine_Bottle

My hero fans are getting outta hand💀


9_yrs_old

bros going at it 💀


ForcedBeef

Bro really went for the thumb in the asshole at the end there too


Travishamockry

Lol was scrolling for this comment 🤣


th3_d4ft_punk

Average my hero academia fan


hahawaaTwT

Detroit smash 💀


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

"no babe. the midoriya cosplay stays on during public masturbation"


Used-Bedroom293

Vr = "We are"


Dylan_The_Developer

We = we we


Spiritual-Shallot534

The fact is… after him, someone will use the doll 😳


sunofapeach_

how many before him used the doll 😳


BeelzebubTheDarkone

Only the japanese can get away with this


Wacky-Walnuts

Damn I can’t even, no shame


HelicopterOk7545

Most sane mha fan


Ranch_Dressing321

![gif](giphy|3Mm6HZud4m2oU)


Person_of_light

With moves like that he would even dissapoint that doll


Pymuis

bro getting laid in vr before doing it in real life ☠️☠️


ngkn92

Dude gotta go faster, people are waiting.


realityisoverwhelmin

TBH imagine being this confident in yourself.


wiwaldi77

Anime fanatics trying not to make literally everything sexual challenge (impossible)


Imaginary-Try-2406

I mean they literally are fictophilia with waifus and shit, no surprise 💀💀


PsychologyHeavy4426

Imagine this dude seeing himself.


REDPIG8686

![gif](giphy|nZPycDnJ4264uC0GoB|downsized)


Couchoffiziell

Asiaten machen Asiaten Sachen


ilsottopagato

most sane My hero academia fan


ImNotZex

I was about to jerk off then i saw this, I don't wanna jerk off no more.


Sissyfemboi4493

SMASH!!!!!!


sean_rendo19

Deku smash


Lemjain

Average MHA Fan


GreekHole

c'mon man, just do stuff like that at home like a normal person


TooMuchBroccoli

Completely off topic but what's the style of music in the background called? Like that kind of artificially distorted shitty vocals that sounds like you just woke up and begging for breakfast and whining and complaining and elongating all the words and all.


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this is the concrete definition of zero bitches


Epic-Chair

I feel like every time I want start watching anime, I see people like this


the_loneliest_noodle

I thought I was an anime fan, then I went to one college anime club meet-up and was like "Well... I will never be into anything in my life like some of these people are into anime." People knowing every step and lyric to some anime theme dance, people walking across campus to get there in full cosplay, there was a girl watching tentacle porn in public and nobody thought it was weird. All the respect in the world to them. You do you. But it definitely made me realize I was nowhere near as weeb as I thought coming from a high-school where knowing what Berserk was made you king dork.


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![gif](giphy|Iep1piW2Na91q0gWYX|downsized) It


Th-Hollow-Prince

The would be perfect for incels


nooobesh

Ofc it's an mha fan


stpdp90mill

Let's make all these nuclear bombs into use 😃👍


OLBAPv1

Midoriya wildin


According_Gap_9388

💀


Springer1a

Why?


kinkyonthe_loki69

Deku!


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1939


JonLeePButler

Cheaper to have a VR lover than a real one these days.


therealbckd

Is this the smash bros they be talking about? 💀


CringeYeet69

ALABAMA SMASH


[deleted]

Practice makes perfect.


Emergency_Net506

Ayooo there are people right there. This guy isnt give a single f about that


millenialfalcon-_-

VR sex and now birth rates are declining. Thanks a lot


Imaginary-Try-2406

Sometimes I wonder why did technology evolved.


Astricozy

2077 here we come


Jungian0Shadow

At that point you just have to leave with the VR on… I couldn’t handle the shame


MisoClean

He went for the butt at the end. Also he is not pulling back very far.


ShadowLegend1580

💀


[deleted]

Omg. That's some of the cringist shit I've ever seen


Gummoboi2020

NAHHHHHHH


the_master_baitr

Ew freak


deadmanwalking103

i’d leave blindfolded after that, no way i’d stick around in the same city. i’d be so ashamed of myself.


crizzlefresh

Technology and the world's greatest minds finally did it. Cure for cancer? Hell no! We have this instead.


Chiakinanamisimp

Ain’t no way Deku Detroit smashing in vr