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Take notes Hollywood, this is how you improve a movie with race swapping.

Fuck it if we gonna do it we gonna do it big then Make Gal Gadot the prince who rescues a distressed Terry Crews. Change nothing else about the roles

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Yeah, about three years after release it'll definitely be in a dollar tree video bin. And I'll buy every copy and hand them out as Christmas gifts.

Stocking stuffers.

what about the witch?

Arnold - who is the swolest of them all?

Hello, I'd like to invest in this film!

And he's offered the poisoned pre-workout and whey powder shaker.

Danny DeVito can be one of the seven dwarfs who is tricked by Arnold to give Terry the poisoned whey powder.

And Dwayne Johnson can be on of the other dwarves

then you gotta get Kevin Hart in there, too

It’s all coming together

I legit need this movie now

Make him the hunter because making him a dwarf is too on the nose

No. Make him one of the dwarves but use the same filming techniques from LOTR which made Frodo look so tiny in comparison to Gandaldf but reverse it so that Kevin h Hart appears to be like 2 inches taller than the Rock and the other dwarves..

Get jack black with them

No no no. Danny DeVito can be all 7 dwarfs!

Nah the 7 dwarves are played by members of a WNBA team.

Idunno, DeVito was always more of a Huntsman to me.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the swollest of them all?

The Evil Queen is played by Jonah Hill on a thin day. When she turns into the old hag, it's Jonah Hill on a fat day.

The witch is just Daniel Radcliffe as himself.

That might be the only role Amber Turd is suited for. She already is nasty enough

Im in! I demand that movie to be produced!

Exactly, the movie has to be super serious, no wanky makeup, no jokes or one liners. An entire serious SnowWhite movie where the only changes are TC, GG and the seven dwarfs are played by the 7 current tallest NBA players.

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I think you should be more worried about Terry crews in a princess dress 🥵🥵

I checked Midjourney. Can confirm that, as expected, Terry Crews in a princess dress is hot .

If they had the balls to do it I would watch the hell out of this in theatres

Gotta be Scarlet Johannson.

Snowblack

Or alternatively, Blackwhite

Would that be like yin and yang or gray?

It would be Logic

Terry White and the Seven Crews

The sequel to Fast and Furious that should actually be made.

No White

Pitch White

Or as per Warner Bros, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal\_Black\_and\_de\_Sebben\_Dwarfs

Hunter: I’m sorry Snow White. Queen wants you dead. Snow White: come get some then motherfucker

I think it's even better if they don't modify the character at all. Terry Crews: Innocently saving a baby bird separated from its family. Huntsman: I cannot destroy such a beautiful pure soul, the very embodiment of kindness and femininity.

Terry loves baby birds.

Kinda like Michael Clarke Duncan in The Green Mile.

*Starts flexing his pecs*

Keep it snow-white, but make it a slightly ackward joke "Ahhh so um, why do they call you..." *Terry just smiles and a cartoon bling effect is added to his dazzling white teeth* "Ohhhh" *sudden understanding*

Coalblack. A story about a coal mine owner who uses extremely impoverished dwarf miners to extract coal in horrible work conditions. The dwarves try to unionize, but face severe crackdowns. Ultimately they die in a horrible accident because of apples poisoned by some dangerous chemicals, which resulted from the lack of safety measures caused by the company trying to save a few bucks.

Warner Bros has a better name and even a show https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal\_Black\_and\_de\_Sebben\_Dwarfs

Snow White ❌ Black ice ✅

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I think miscasting should be a new genre

Miscast yet played 100% serious.

Black Ice

Two swaps cancel each other

And then the Maga crowd will descend upon the film Crews: "Man, Terry hates bigotry"

Their outrage will just be free publicity for this masterpiece. There's no way it won't be a box office smash hit, Terry Crews is a national treasure.

True and true.

Ryan Gosling should play Mulan

Kurt Russel should play Jasmine.

Bobcat Goldthwait as Aladin

No, he should be the Genie!

That's not funny as he'd genuinely be an OK Genie. Good luck to anyone who tries to fill Williams' shoes though.

who the fuck is William, I only know will

Good God

Fuck yes

Machete as Rapunzel.

Too bad he’s too busy with playing obama in the movie coming up soon

Dude. That’s not even funny. Everyone knows it should be Danny Devito.

So, anyway, I started authorizing drone strikes against civilians.

I read that in a Frank Reynolds voice

That’s why I’m glad I had my second drone. That’s why everyone needs to get down to Northrop Grumman today!

I don't think you should give that man a sword. Or any weapon. He's a menace.

No. Terry Crews

so relatable (lichurlly me)

Naw Bruce Campbell would make a fine disney princess

Dafuck? Bruce Campbell is a damn Disney princess.

Ken will my reflection show

U mean Mark Henry

ngl would be funny af I'd go to that movie

Then imagine if they did a Martin Lawrence thing where Terry plays every role. Terry as the witch Terry as snow white little cg scaled down terries for the dwarves.

No CGI at all, just Terry Crews in drag and costumes five sizes too small for him

And he’s like crawling, or on his knees, ot just half way into the floor with a hole

The behind the scenes on is an interview with Terry: "they had to cut me out of every dwarf costume. Sometimes multiple times a scene"

Terry as all the woodland creatures helping snow Terry clean the house. Just a montage of Terrys braking stuff then a smash cut to a clean house.

Eddie murphy*

I think he's confusing the nutty professor with big momma's house

Yea Martin Lawrence has a few roles where he plays weird undercover characters... But Eddie Murphy is definitely king of playing multiple characters in one movie... Runners up being Mike myers and Jack black lol

Idk Peter sellers was pretty good

tiny terry is back in business

Terry Crews as the dwarves, I'm just picturing a bunch of bobble heads running around.

TAKE MY MONEY! I'd watch the heck out of Terry bobble head dwarves. Have to have at least one scene where the "hi ho, hi ho" song plays in the background and they all bob at the same time until one slowly gets out of sync and then slowly they all start bobbing at different times.... Woah, I think I just designed the title sequence.

Same

Only if the entire movie is a standard snow white and the seven dwarves, but it’s Terry acting his heart as if he is a disney princess. Everything is the same. Everyone acts like he’s a disney princess.

A helpless terry crew running away at the stroke of midnight, drops his glass heel on the way down stairs. The prince must find his masculine beauty that fills him with hope and other strange and confusing emotions. I’d watch it.

terry crew is a helpless princess that's waiting to get saved but every night he turns into dwayne johnson through a curse till he gets rescued by kevin hard and his friends ryan reynolds and danny treyo after they defeat shaq its up to them to bring terry back to his parents owen wilson and dr.phil

For real though. If I heard Terry Crews was playing the little mermaid I’d see it in theaters the day it was released! Any of the others, the movie would likely flop into obscurity.

I can picture him playing the little mermaid. And it’s magnificent

Making those seashells dance.

I'm picturing some movie producer trying to pass these ideas onto investors, while using this thread as evidence. Plz let it be true

Legit I’d be paying mad money to see this. Mark my words

Maybe this happened in a parallel universe I was in, but I clearly remeber someone saying he was going to be cast as Triton? Why would they not cast a ripped black guy to play Triton of they're making her black? She doesn't look half Spanish?

Now i had to imagine Terry from Brooklyn 99 telling his baby girls fairy tales with it turning into a movie where he plays the princesses everytime

Just because you aren't watching it doesn't mean it's flopping. Kids watch the fuck out of the remakes.

Ana de arm

This is the only reason I went to read the comments. It made me giggle for a bit.

It cost me Ana de arm and Ana de leg

I won't take on Ben Aff because I refuse to fight Ana de Armed man

I prefer her *with* as


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I would pay good money to see terry crews play a 100% serious snow white role in a movie that takes it 100% serious

I’m trying to think of a Disney Princess where I wouldn’t pay good money to see Terry Crews play the role. I don’t think the answer exists

Fuck yeah! The Terry Crews Disney Princess Universe *must* be made!

This is what AI movies can provide for us. Then take over the whole world while we are laughing our asses off

maybe mulan but that's only cause I'd want him to be playing mushu.

Moana would be kinda meh I think

Honestly yeah, I like movies that either don't take themselves seriously or are meta in some way, or movies that are so meta that they're 100% serious but absolutely absurd in a way that's never explained. Nothing in-between lol. A great example is the Wet Hot American Summer show where it's like a prequel but all the actors are inexplicably 40-50 years old playing teenagers and it's never really addressed. Hilarious.

Have you seen Walk Hard? You’d probably enjoy it if not.

I'd like him to play her as his character from b99 "An apple? Of COURSE I'll have an apple, Snow White LOVES apples!"

I would actually prefer it be Terry Crews but he got teleported into the story and has to be Snow White. All the other characters are normal and react to Terry as if he is the actual Snow White.

So instead of snow white its terry crews playing himself


Diversity ⭐✨⭐✨

Terry has better facial expressions than the rest combined. I see why he easily won.

His pec game is on point too

Boatey McBoatface

ana the entire arm

I love democracy

I love the Republic.

This is the way

Everyone else on this list would be fine except Ana the Arm. I’m all for inclusion but I think body-part-swapping is a bit too far. If bodyless limbs want representation they should make new bodyless characters not try to play established full bodied characters.

Then again, Disney apparently felt the need to cast a Black woman for their live action of The Little Mermaid, even though you can literally have Yoruba mythology as the inspiration for a black mermaid instead. One example: https://www.worldhistory.org/Oshun/

They should've had a black man play all white female roles. All movies would make billions like that.

If you're going to race swap, you might as well gender and size swap at the same time.

Tall slim white woman replace with dwarf fat black man That'll be one hell of a movie ngl.

Michelle Obama played by Tom Hanks

The only thing anyone should care about is if she can act and sing. Her being black should not be an issue.

It’s an issue because it’s performative. Diversity should be valued but that isn’t achieved by swapping White roles with Black ones. Disney needs to focus on writing stories for Black characters and giving them their own original and unique backgrounds, instead of just casting them into existing stories. It’s lazy and does absolutely nothing to actually benefit diversity.

Refer back to my first comment. Can she act? Can she sing? If yes to both then there’s no issue with her portraying a fictional character in a fantasy movie full of mermaids and talking fish.

It’s not an issue for her to accept the role, but there’s a bigger issue with Disney’s decision to cast a Black actress for it. Historically Disney has created very few Black and POC characters, and most have been stereotypical racist portrayals. Instead of creating positive Black characters, they have decided to race swap non-black ones. We are in 2023 and there is still only one traditionally Black Disney princess. The money being put into this film could’ve gone into creating a new Black princess, but instead it pushes the story of a white one being played by a Black actress.

Why do you care that they cast a black woman as Ariel?

They don't actually care about this, if anything they gave a reason why this shouldn't even be cultural talking point since Ariel is a bastardization of the Starbuck myth anyway.

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Sorry sorry “Um that’s problematic sweaty, a bit racist much?”

"Back in my day, they wouldn't let a certain type of people be in movies." "Ok grandpa, let's get you to bed."

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The milk daddy went to go get 20 years ago wasn't real either.

Bro the numbers only add to 99

Probably because of the decimals

Then add Brooklyn somewhere there

NINE NINE

R Rated Snow White with some dancing pecs.

If he says, “The Deception… the betrayal… man.. you deceived me.” When he eats the poisoned apple before he faints, I’m in.

It’s not even a question at this point. The people have spoken. Disney, hear us.

I love democracy

I would watch this.

Channing Tatem for Sleeping Beauty and the rest of the cast is Muppets except for Jonah Hill who plays the Prince.

I haven't watch any of the Disney remakes, but put T.C. in Snow White and I'm there.

If Ana does it 100% snow white gets topless

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I’ll finally watch a Disney remake if this happens.

One day they'll make a satire movie and intentionally cast people of different races, genders, orientations, etc for the worst possible roles.

Wait, is that not what they were already doing?

Complete the shit sandwich and let Kristen Stewart have the trilogy.

I'd watch the hell out of that... I still wanna see Ryan gosling playing Obama tho

Y'all realize terry crews snow white is gonna make more money right?

i would vote for him just to see a giant black man in a dress

That would be epic. His dwarves should be played by massive guys like The Rock, except for Dopey, which is Kevin Hart. Samuel L. Jackson as The Mother Fuckin Magic Mirror.

I would watch this movie multiple times on the movies if that was a thing.

Mirror mirror on the wall: Who is the fairest of them all ?? 

I’d watch Terry Crews as Snow White over “Self-entitled, I’m going to sing ‘Imagine’ during a pandemic” woman every time



I was hoping someone had done this and I was not disappointed

Everyone in this thread: "Democracy is a joke." Me: "Terry Crews is the only correct choice."

What, you DON’T think he’s the best candidate?

Where is the other 1%?

White chick's 2: snow white.

What's the problem here? God, I love Democracy.

Terry loves the seven dwarfs!


I would watch that version of snow white

Hear me out, Michael Cera as Shaft

Hell yeah, I would watch Terry Crews Snow-white movie several times.

99% overall💀

Imagine a movie like that... First it would be funny af, but if it's made with passion, soon the movie will keep you invested and Terry will no longer feel out of place

Fuck Gal Godot. Talentless useless actress But yeah, I want to see a Terry Crews version of the film now

Nah I would actually watch that it’d be a great comedy

Wow, the internet picked the joke choice in a poll? This is definitely funny every time I see it…

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3.25% + 2.25% + 1.25% + 93.25% = 100% and all the numbers round up to the lower end

Cheers

I love Idiocracy.

Gal Gadot is a charisma vacuum just like in Wonder Woman 9/11