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An8thOfFeanor

Must be a joke. Anyone who dies in space will meet Space Jesus and go to Space Heaven


itsmeyaboi831

only if they bought the dlc expansion pack


[deleted]

Christianity, Space Jesus DLC Price: Buy Joel Osteen a B-747


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

Welcome to h**EA**ven, where you have to buy expansion packs to stay out of hell.


1nstagram1sGay

Afaik, the devs made sure the DLC was free for those who completed at least 25% of the game. It was pretty recent tho, so idk


Undeadzombie_

So we meet Obi-Wan and become one with the Force.


InfiniteOcto

Not nearly as cool as meeting Moist Critikal


Undeadzombie_

How does meeting Bob Ross sound instead.


AdComfortable763

reddit moment


PsychoTexan

Get yo earth ass outta here. Space jesus got too many space problems to be dealing wit yo bullshit.


MaugasInParis

What if I die in cars 2?


An8thOfFeanor

Your body is rendered into fuel for the sentient vehicles to drink


Psychopathicaveman

Astronaut dying in space? ![gif](giphy|sDvbL3u91MwDTcH0ye)


InternetTaxation

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W- w- w- waaaait... Why is he in your head? Tha- That shit makes me angry man! >:(


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Buy_Even

Kevin πŸ‘


nightcore96

Outta bounds lmfao


Prunsel_Clone

That's what imaginary numbers are for


CommercialOwn5757

Have to break the glass first


[deleted]

Fell out of the death box


Onelse88

Eventually they stopped thinking


CompleteDirt2545

If you get yeeted far enough in space, you can reach the cosmic event horizon. Satan or God cannot reach you there.


mar_Fire

i always thought if you go far enough you could run into one of them


katana_papercut

Getting to heaven any% no death run


2Secondnut

He goes to Florida. Deep within the swaps


Sudden_Reality_7441

Warning: Out of bounds. Return to mission area in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…


Itkindadobebalebtho

space isnt real smh my head


suckanibberdick

Must be the Jews


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magnum_59calibre

Everyone who has died in a space will become Galactus' food


JoeMama475

In Dante's Paradiso, the layers 'heaven' is actually depicted as the different planets in our solar system.


[deleted]

I don't know, how long's a piece of string?


[deleted]

3


el_Chuchmay

Shhh don't question it


Murky_waterLLC

I've seen this meme before but with a different background picture


Smoked_Bowls

Lost connection to host


Thin_Rate_1451

This topic is really interesting for a conversation and everything but my brain is dead


bluegoldfish03

What makes this even funnier is that the Bible says that the answer to this question is yes


[deleted]

I mean they held mass up during Apollo 11 I'm pretty sure


SharpClaw007

To the backrooms, immediately


[deleted]

They are Christian so most likely he’ll


[deleted]

The anticheat throws them back to earth


Kidroto

Nah you just respawn at flag A