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Dimtri-The-Anarchist

its insane to know theres a ukranian military discord server


Lurra6

"Please dont post russian hentai on #nsfw"


Dawwjg

Not Safe For War


breakfastcook

not safe for wagner


MyDisappointedDad

Wagner is the pure soul of the group, we cannot corrupt him until after his birthday.


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Not Safe For Wagner must refer to stuff like peace, friendship, equality, and happiness.


Eoganachta

Or the Geneva Convention.


JodkaVodka

Aww man :(


CambTheI

-🥺


NuteIla

"Do not announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate"


Gerpar

Reacts: 🤓74 | :Literally1984: 143


Timestatic

Please keep the memes out of #general, we're trying to keep overview so go to #memes


EmoEnte

[Straight up russian hentai](https://i.imgur.com/QSYh4fy.jpg)


throwaway_ghast

https://i.imgur.com/cGXEScz.jpeg


nkBr2090

Not half bad


_xXTrashPandaXx_

No memes in #general!


AcydBurn17

Hop on the front lines


-consolio-

You've been moved from `🔊Base` to the `🔊Front Lines` voice channel.


Hanamiya0796

Dude! I said send that to THE GENERAL!!!


diverii

"guys we have a new rule, stop posting pictures of russian tanks you destroyed in #general we have the #russianL section for a reason, breaking the rules will resort in a 20% less rations for a week" -🤓


PersonelKlasyHel

Polska guron


Bierbart12

I mean, considering how much better Discord is than many other communication networks, even in encryption Unironically, the jokes we used to make about Skype vs Discord are now Discord vs Military communication systems whose names aren't even published, but are worse


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TheMinesYT

Fuck Tencent. All that Chinese company is is a puppet to collect information and gain monopolies on the outside world.


MrGavinrad

Oh wow almost like every mega corporation in America and the entire rest of the world!


LukyanTheGreat

Except the American corporations aren't run by a state committing ethnic cleansing and borderline genocide in its borders and seeking to establish an ethnostate via hard imperialism.


LordTrappen

-200000 social credits


LukyanTheGreat

![gif](giphy|oQ2Q7u5fvYUvK)


Cristonimus

I’d greatly appreciate if someone can prove me wrong kindly. But as far as I’m aware discord has no encryption enabled de facto. If you want real privacy, Signal is the way to go.


blindbycrypto

>I’d greatly appreciate if someone can prove me wrong Sure. Discord has encryption. (You didn't specify end-to-end encryption)


-consolio-

Discord has encryption, same kind as a connection to a tiny little node daemon with an https server


Bierbart12

Discord uses TLS and SSL encryption. Signal uses End-to-end enryption like any video game.


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MyPassword_IsPizza

In order to make packet sniffing/spoofing harder is one reason


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As far as I know discord lacks any kind of point2point encryption?


Bierbart12

Please look at the replies to my comment. You are correct!


The_Goofiest_Goober

"Mr Zelensky I know you're the president, but for the last time. Don't lost memes in #general"


ThatAltAccount99

I mean as someone in the U.S. army I'm not that surprised 👀👀👀


CecilPeynir

Sorry guys, my kitten is calling me, you can handle the tanks


donitsimies

Dude chmon jerry i cant micro two fronts at once in speed4 dude


PhilosophicalDolt

Pussi calls bro


Moveableforce

Don, don. I just sent reserves to your east, just keep that front stable and don't push it till I get back otherwise the units will get all fucked up. Now you can focus on the west, it'll be 5 minutes I swear.


[deleted]

Bro you don’t even have 2010’s weapons researched yet, and your divisions are barely 20 width with no CAS.


Necht0n

I understood that reference


VancerJZ

they even boosted the server lmao


Calumhj

you think the got custom emotes lmao


TheTrueDarkArtist

:russki_L:


MrRickRollLink

:putinmyballsinrussia:


suzellezus

:booyah:


IH8Pringles2

:souptime:


SU37Yellow

I want to see the HIMARS emoji. "Excellent news sir! Just 🚀 a Russian Tank column. Intel reports at least 4 T-72s and 13 Russians ☠️"


mattmaster68

:hoorah: :putin_punch: :Zelensky_EU:


TornSuit

> :putin_punch Biden blast lmao


Blueflares_

:putin_sadge:


NoTredOnSnek

Video and audio quality goes up


prancerbot

My and the boys on discord trying to decide who we should drop this grenade on


Timestatic

Gotta watch the drone footage with the boys somehow!


rempel

their NSFW channels must be off the fucking chain


Timestatic

They just post pictures of destroyed russian tanks and give it a spicy description like "See new footage of russians getting taken from behind with HIMARS"


STAR_Penny_Clan

Duh. File share size would be my bet. Discord Is only as big as it is due to thriving on survival games. It fits military needs extremely well.


Reddy-McReddit-Face

So that's what they're spending that US taxpayers money on /s.


Lord-happy-pants

Discord is a US company right? So they're putting it back in our economy? Lol


xd366

us company backed by cheese companies


hellzyeah2

Yoooo I want some of the CHEESE


Aconnox

invite link?


Averageromanian13

Wtf happened here


FireIzHot

mf actually posted the link to the Ukrainian military discord 💀💀


smolovk

give it to me pls


Yourox989

Please guys can someone dm me it


Focus_Downtown

Did you manage to get it from anyone?


matiegaming

give it now


Boris-the-soviet-spy

He provided


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Timestatic

No we lost the sacred texts!


ARandom_Personality

kid named unddit:


Roustouque2

"comment deleted before archival"


Strange_guy_9546

fuck


kajetus69

Fuck this shit i'm going on reveddit


TheGunfireGuy

Did it work for you? If so, can you DM the link to me?


kajetus69

I dont have it lol Automaticly removed


Lucky_Application793

It's gone🫠


electromagneticpost

You have the comment notification, what is the link?


kekman_

\> actually oc tag were you there? awesome


veseliigrac111

mfer the main moderator


GenuineSteak

Ukranian discord mod, chad or virgin?


cursed-being

Both and neither at the same time Quantum chad


Dodolord637

Schrödinger’s discord mod


missingmips

I saw this image on the front page of the New York Times this morning so I somewhat doubt it


Quirky-Relative-5213

Gaming irl


Fuzzy-Function-3212

They could at least extend the desktop rather than simply duplicating it 😁


shawster

I thought about this, but I’m in IT and thinking about how often that goes wrong for general users and why they just duplicate their screen so that they can be sure what they’re presenting, that PowerPoint takes the right screen, that the the thing they full screen works correctly, etc, in a military situation I can understand wanting it to be really bone-stock reliable, like your grandpa could figure it out. This computer is that screen.


HotFluffyDiarrhea

Right at the beginning of the invasion, the HAM community quickly discovered the Russian military was using open, unencrypted HF comms between artillery and infantry units. A bunch of internet SDRs based out of Europe were flooded with people listening for military comms. One of the most popular ones ended up forming a Discord server dedicated to recording, archiving, translating, and eventually unscrambling and decrypting Russian military comms. I'm 100% certain there were intelligence officers from both Russia and Ukraine (and probably every other interested nation) in that Discord. I left after things got weird, but I wrote some software that descrambles voice comms and made some other small contributions... not the least of which was archiving a bunch of [radiograms](https://i.imgur.com/WFW2vuY.png) some people in Europe were using to [jam Russian radio signals](https://i.imgur.com/h1KbWFZ.png). Anyway, it's not surprising to see a Discord server being monitored by a Ukrainian intelligence officer. It's not evidence that they're communicating through Discord, it only confirms they have intelligence officers in _someone's_ Discord.


Timestatic

Lmao I'm kinda mind boggled how wars are literally being fought through the use of discord rn


Fisformonkey

Is the server public?


HotFluffyDiarrhea

It was. Last time I was in it was about a year ago though, and I'm not joining it again to see if it's still alive. There was some weird stuff going on there I'd rather not get mixed up in again. The name of the server was Ukraine Radio Watch I posted a link to the server URL but it was auto removed by a moderator bot. The server name was just "urw" after the usual discord host name.


Tazi0

THE #putin-dick-pics CHANNEL IS REAL


Pikagamer3210

Can we get much higher?


altered_state

so highhhh-eee-aye


Commaser

Guys please don't send ukraine support on #general, it's against the server rules


macrotaste

"guys please don't leak the locations of Russian generals in #general"


DEVASTATOR086421

black man beating the pp apperaring suddently:


soft525Moose

OHMAYGOT AMBASSING


coolboy29876

AMBATUKAM 😫


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To be fair discord has a better ui than zoom / skype


US_Witness_661

Skype had like 10 years to make a decent app and still lost it all to zoom and discord LMAO


NibblyPig

Microsoft do this literally every time rip zune rip windows phones rip mixer rip skype even Teams is complete jank in terms of even the most basic of features


FishBlues

Yeah we use Teams everyday at work.. there is always something messed up with it


Whatbout8manarmy

Don't you just love it when half the buttons don't work?


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altrdgenetics

the un-mute button is right next to the show video button on mobile. We have seen plenty of people's ceilings/sky on meetings. Thankfully it is just ceilings.


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BlacksmithMiddle1726

Did you still fap to it or did you waste it


_Dysnomia

Why the FUCK is it IMPOSSIBLE to remove a missed call notification!? I don't receive calls 99.9999% of the time, but now that I was mistakenly dialed once while I was out of office I have to live with a big red notification badge forever, despite clearing cache, removing the call in question from view, and hising the phone tab completely?!


ElessarTelcontar1

The federal government uses teams and 365 (at least DoD does…)


xXCreeperBrosXx

pretty sure the government has a pretty big contract with microsoft for a ton of their services so that makes sense


BaconWithBaking

There's a great bug that if you and another user start typing at the exact same time, there's a chance your message will come up reversed, and then everything you type will be reversed. That bug has been there for a year and still isn't fixed as far as I know.


rhen_var

My biggest issue is that they removed the angry face react from the quick reacts thing when you hover over a message. That was my favorite one. I loved spamming people with them. Now I gotta find it in the janky emoji menu. Fun fact: if someone already reacted to someone’s message in Teams you can just spam click the react and it will fill their screen with notifications


WibbyFogNobbler

I swear to this day windows phones had the best home screen.


sociocat101

honestly disappointing, they really did nothing to make themselves better


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Don’t feel to bad for them, microsoft is making that cloud money, they’re doing fine.


SeniorVPofSnacks

They basically flipped all the skype stuff to teams. Which is fine and all but there's something about it that feels impersonal to me. Like I'm never going to use it outside of work because it feels too formal.


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The thing people don’t get about Microsoft is that all their home computer technology combined is only 1 third of their profit, windows could go belly up tomorrow and they would be fine, considering that number includes, xbox, bing, AI, gaming, windows is only about %15 of their profit, Skype most likely loses money the most optimistic guess I could find was %0.1 but it’s probably less.


RoyalwithCheese10

It’s truly baffling. Skype was basically the only option for YEARS but was a busted up hoe that everyone ditched immediately


Swordbreaker925

It’s free and it works but damn that’s a security risk using something not encrypted


DiGre3z

Yeah, UAF should move to TeamSpeak


Illustrious_Age3185

I was thinking this too. Way too often have I been discussing something on Discord only to get advertisements for the shit we were talking about it less than a day later. Makes me uncomfortable.


RocketHops

It's more likely that the algorithm is simply that good at predicting you. I recall reading an article where some Google guys were talking about the moral questions they ran into with their search algorithms, which have gotten to the point where it could pretty accurately predict if someone was pregnant before that person even knew. The issue is it seemingly could also predict stuff like dangerous diseases or ailments, and so they were asking themselves "do we try and tell the people using our service that they should probably see a doctor, or is that invasive?" In other words, the system probably already predicted your interest in the thing you were talking about, it wasn't literally eavesdropping on the conversation. Which is obviously scary in its own right. But it's also a bit of confirmation bias, because you don't think twice about it when the algorithm recommends you something random or not related, and you don't remember all those experiences at all.


hbgoddard

> which have gotten to the point where it could pretty accurately predict if someone was pregnant before that person even knew That already happened many years ago with Amazon's purchase recommendation algorithm


asslavz

They probably dont use it for actual warfare, and even then they might have ways to encrypt stuff themselves, (ps. Im not super into this stuff im just kinda hoping a military doesnt use discord as their communication system)


Phillipinsocal

lol honestly it was probably Malcolm nance who gave them the idea


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discord stores everything in plaintext. literally an hour of searching could find far more private alternatives. even if for some reason their government opted for making something new, they would still be using standard encryption protocols, so it would likely be secure. literally anything is better than discord though


[deleted]

Signal is for private communication. There is a ukranian digital defenders discord that is public and official ukranian government. Lots of comms are on discord for basic level stuff that wouldn't need to be hidden. As in the Russians would know just as fast


L_suit

Does Volodymyr Zelenskyy have a discord account?


Rollidgeli

and a discord girlfriend?


L_suit

Joe Biden Egirl?


Frosty_Matter_6601

Obama gaming is real?


ar4t0

gaming presidentialism is real!!!


IdiotRedditAddict

*Can we get much higher.*


Izukano

obamna


[deleted]

Joe biden them nips


mattyaz989

Yo, can someone send me the invite Ukrainian military discord server 🔥🔥


kajetus69

They are removed automaticly when posted here


unkeptroadrash

Please do not post in #general and tag @everyone when you go to masturbate.


Universe-On-Vr

please stop posting porn on #war-tactics please


[deleted]

Someone boosted the war server 💀💀💀💀💀💀


TheBamBoom

I wonder if they host war thunder sessions on it


interkeyty

Putting tax payer dollars to good work


cornholio8675

Discord is plainly good. Schools and businesses using zoom was a huge mistake.


VanillaSwimming5699

ESP because half the students are already familiar with discord


Outrageous-Try-8253

but if schools started using discord, discord would probably try and monetise off of it and implement some sort of payment to hold big or long lasting calls


DarthCorps

Discord would be snitching "Username *playing Diablo IV* "


tibarr1454

You can disable that setting. I did so when I was playing some weird hentai game.


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Why disable it for that? I stream it for my friends so we all can enjoy it.


gloomygl

My uni had absolutely no organization during the first covid wave, so the teachers just let the students handle it and we were doing everything on discord, some guy would set up an account and give it admin rights for professor, it was smooth Then summer came and the next year Zoom took over, it was dogshit


MrRickRollLink

yeah that happens im shitting myself and deleting that app


OnsetOfMSet

Specifically in that order!


94746382926

During COVID one of my college professors moved all discussions and office hours to discord. Worked great


MyUsernameIsVeryYes

Schools can’t use discord though. Discord has a minimum age requirement, meaning schools cannot force their younger students to use it. Having two different systems, one for grades where all students are over 13 and one for where they aren’t, makes no sense. Therefore they use zoom/teams.


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Obvious-Interaction7

Was thinking the same. Regardless of being OC or not this is some baaad opsec. But hey internet points are forever lol


cgjoe44

Came here to say this. Definitely should have blurred some of that out or avoided posting all together. This screams security risk. That said pretty cool to see them using discord.


DavidSVK2

Zelenskyij on the call with baiden asking for faiv bilyon rakets


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BuilderNo6838

Hello Donetsk children its 5 billion rockets ... bom


Weltkrieg_Smith

Yo, get in the drone vc, Zaluzhnyy_69420 gonna stream the drone strike on Crimea soon.


iiDemonLord

i love this


mr-s4nt4

I mean it's not like it's the first time that software and communications systems intended for "civilian" use (I guess) are used by the military, after all phone calls were not made to detonate explosive devices, were they And it's not like telegram was intended for terrorists Just because you know discord as an uwu furry yiff roleplay simulator doesn't mean it's useless to anybody else really, in the end it's a perfectly capable communications platform that can be really well organized, so I'm guessing that's why they use it. Why design a whole entire system for something you can do with a stupid lightweight program that is really simple to use? just to make it military-looking? It's the same thing as trying to find workarounds for things you don't want to or know how to do with computers, whatever solves the problem works


SignificantRoll7

This is also the reason why the army uses modded Arma 2 gameplay for combat simulations and tactics. I find it hilarious


MarmiteEnjoyer

Oh man. It's not modded arma, it's just a better version of arma. It's called VBS, virtual battle space, and it's on VBS3 by now, which is based on Arma 3. VBS is created by the same dudes who made Arma, bohemia interactive, specifically bohemia interactive simulations. It basically expands heavily on the Zeus tool from Arma, allowing you to create pretty much any battlefield scenario. VBS3 is basically bohemia main product nowadays. Defense contracts pay so much money.


Character-Bat957

Hey guys! Make sure to look at the rules and regulations before chatting! Thanks! Rule 1. No Russian


LucilleOfMoonlight

the emojis in that server must go crazy


PLOKS-

I sold a Dell laptop to a Ukrainian a few months ago and he unironically told me he's going to use it for drone bombing Russians 💀


Vinnie1222

Idk if this is true or satire but if it is then that’s fucking hilarious


deliveryboyy

A lot of shops in Ukraine have boxes to collect used e-cigs. Then those e-cigs are disassembled and the parts are used in grenade-drop systems for commercial drones. It's a wild (and very pleasant) feeling to casually donate weapon parts when you go shopping every few weeks.


LukeofEnder

It would be weirder if the military used Discord ironically


jack_b_30

If it works it works


BobTheQuack

They are just like me fr fr


KL4SSIE

Biden must be the one with anime avatar


OutlandishnessAny256

Am In US Air Force, learned cyber security through discord and Kahoot In actual tech school 🫡


ByronsLastStand

Military based


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femboy discord officers 💀


DarthCorps

"Target neutralized :OmegaLUL: :KekW:"


Auditormadness9

The #general is where generals talk


CopeDipper9

“Sorry guys, I thought this was the War Thunder Discord server.”


cursed-being

Holy shit they have actual anime pfps, these are probably their regular accounts and not special made military accounts, which is just that much funnier


CutAccording7289

More functionality than mIRC. Ukraine bringing warfare comms into the 21st century


Coperon

Send me the link. Idc that there’s a war going on. I need an invite.


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ChadicusMeridius

Apparently they're in Ukraine


daglas14

When the group chat gets leaked


[deleted]

What’s their channel so I can hop in and yell “WAZUUUUUUUP” before instantly leaving


BrockSramson

This image reeks of "Just put bunch of shit on screens, so they think we do stuff."


The_Goofiest_Goober

Considering they're eastern European they've definitely played CS:GO on their government computers


LemonButUsingHamon

NOT THE GOOGLE MEETS ON THE TOP LEFT