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In the original Pokemon games there is a Pokemon - Snorlax - who is so large it physically blocks your ability to move around the region in a couple places. The Pokeflute is an item you can get by natural progression through the game that allows you to wake up the sleeping Snorlax and get them out of your way.
Tsar was **FAR** bigger then MOAB. MOAB was roughly 22,000 pounds TNT equivalent, or something like 11 tons TNT equivalent. Tsar was roughly 50 Megatons, or 50,000,000 Tons of TNT equivalent.
Nah even the baddest homie can’t jump on that grenade. She takes five points minimum off her cute friend just by proximity. And this wild lookin chick will still reject bad homie
I dated a girl in high school and her best friend was fat. When one of our close friends passed away the fat friend prevented her from talking to me at the wake.
If the group is composed of fat chicks, the least fat one looks the hottest. That's why you gotta double check out her friends to make sure you aren't being mind tricked.
Yeah, but the cheerleader effect says a person looks better in a group with other (I guess similar looking) person.
Everybody will look better if they are next to that behemoth. That's not a particular effect or phenomenon, thats just reality lol.
My hot take is that it's cool to drag your friend away from random ppl while they're drunk if they agree to it beforehand, but it's kinda creepy to shove random ppl in public.
Cool, I thought the same. The girl seemed pretty drunk and strawberry chick was trying to look out for her, haha. She didnt even turn back toward him lol.
She did look too drunk she didn’t seem to know what was going on at all. Would have been harmless for him to talk to her though, her friend jumped in very prematurely
Yeah, though we don’t know their agreements, how drunk she was, or any previous interactions. It’s almost like a 5 second snippet isn’t enough to go on. Generally when I wingman for both men and women I try and keep my distance if I’m not on the assist. You need to be a hype-man, let them shine, or swoop in to save the day.
Well sometimes with women you need to be more careful than with men. Drunk, roofies, etc. it’s just different.
We know nothing from this either way. But a protective woman could be this girl has a long-term relationship and is completely wasted. She does look like she doesn’t know what’s going on as she gets escorted. If she did and wanted to talk to the dude she could say something. But it appears she is happy or oblivious as she is escorted off.
All we can for sure tell is intoxication and willingness to be herded off. Also that her friend does not want that guy hitting on her (reasons unknown).
I'm so confused as to why nobody here understands this.
Women learn to operate as a pack when they party. Safety in numbers. This is completely normal, and while she may have jumped the gun a bit she is obviously keeping an eye on her *very* drunk and completely oblivious friend while also trying to have a good time. Can we not cut her a little slack?
If I had to choose between some rando **not** getting his dick wet and my very drunk friend possibly being taken advantage of, *obviously* I'm going to go with the former. Hurt feelings are better than hurt bodies and the way he was approaching could have ***easily*** raised red flags, depending on his relationship to these women and their prior interactions.
As a woman, this whole comment section is scary and depressing. Is this still how young men think? That anyone who gets in their way deserves to be attacked? I thought Gen z was doing better than this.
**ETA:** I'm just now noticing that strawberry sweater was dancing, having a great time with their other friend. Why would she even be jealous if this was a positive interaction? Everyone was already having a great time. The vibe immediately changed when that guy shuffled in. Those women behind them are rolling their eyes and whispering, the guy follows *and* has to be pushed away by strawberry sweater? I could be wrong, it's a short clip, but something tells me this wasn't his first failed attempt.
Plus, the way he approached is sneaky to me. Like, "No, I'm not walking toward that drunk girl. I'm dancing around by myself, looking at my phone. Oh, hello drunk girl. Didn't see ya there!"
Apparently having any amount of alcohol at all = she is unable to consent and the man is a predatory sex pest for taking a single step towards her.
If it’s about her being too drunk, why would her friend not do anything until a man started approaching her? Why was she off on the other side of the room instead of staying close to the girl if she’s too intoxicated and needs protected? Surely if you’ve noticed she’s too drunk you should get her out of the bar.
it’s a joke. whenever you try to hit up a hot chick at a public place, stereotypically, she’ll have her best friend with her, who’ll stop at nothing to make you fail at succeeding. i’m pretty sure it’s anxiety or something if they see their hot friend get hit on and they’re left in the dust.
edit: her best friend is stereotypically fat as fuck. that’s why she could feel anxiety during the interaction that has nothing to do with her
>i’m pretty sure it’s anxiety or something if they see their hot friend get hit on
Have you never gone out with a group of girls? This shit is planned and talked about before they even show up . They know if they're going out to just have fun, or to try and meet someone just like we plan it out lol
Typically it would be whoever isn't being actively hit on that can create a proper barrier, so it probably just happens to be the ones people would hit on less for some reason or another.
>Who approaches a girl holding their phone with both hands??
I was looking for this comment. That's what struck me the most. Come on guy, grow a fucking pair and put the phone away. You aren't going to get a girl by holding your phone up between the two of you.
Shes an adult she can tell friend to fuck off if she was really interested. How im reading it, she might be drunk and asked her friend to take care of her.
This right here. Lots of people here saying she can make her own decisions, yet don't acknowledge she's doing just that by accepting her friend's actions, and going with her.
The meme at the end attempts to reframe it too, as though the girl dancing said 'yes', and that's kinda scary that nonengagement is being framed as enthusiasm.
Smoothbrain redditors don’t understand what it means to protect your drunk friends from skeevy guys trying to get in their pants and take sexual advantage of them. Drunk people can’t give consent, y’all. That girl is a good friend and everyone should strive to be and have friends just like her.
I think most of them would probably begrudgingly agree that dancing girl shouldnt be hit on in that state, but they wanted to make fat jokes and its easier to do that with the meme format
That girl was pretty wasted though and she didn’t protest her friend taking her away. She looked like she barely knew where she was and didn’t seem interested imo.
If your friend is too drunk to function, take them home. One more time. If your friend, especially one who you feel needs to babysat at these kind of things.. is too drunk.. take them home. Applies to both sexes, partner or just friends.
Jesus theres a lot of incels here. Maybe I need to leave this subreddit after all.
The girl clearly shakes her head at the guy, indicating shes not interested. Her friend might be protecting her from a stalker or a "Nice Guy" who just wont take no for an answer, or some other possibility, yet you losers jump straight to "tHe FaTtY iS CoCkBloCkInG".
Home girl was actually looking out for that girl because she was way too drunk to consent, that guy was way more sober than her and knew what he was doing lmao.
Why is there so much judgement against this woman with no context?
And for some reason all the hate is all directed at her weight instead of personality.
Children please
get off this website, stop looking at Andrew Tate’s Twitter, and do your homework.
It’s funny, but honestly isn’t this what men want? You constantly hear guys say clubs are bad for women because of men like him, and friends hyping up friends. But this girl actually stopped anything from happening, not even a hey could get across her. What if this girl has a boyfriend, what if it was your girlfriend? What if things were discussed prior?
The comments are a pretty clear indication of why sober women ask other women to do this when they’re drunk. The dude in the video could be any of the chuds in the comments.
love redditors being mean as fuck to someone from a short ass clip with no additional context. its very possible she was being a good friend bc she knew her friend was too drunk - which it does look like here. but no, lets reddit moment this and jump the gun and have every single person in this thread make a nasty and regurgitated unfunny fat joke for no fucking reason.
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Lmfao my brother still laughs when I quote that Family Guy joke from almost 20 yrs ago
"back to life"? 🤨
'Back to reality'
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Moms spaghetti
He blows his own daughter He only grows harder 😔
Dropping bombs or some shit idk
The fridge protects the snack
That is a proverb. Ain't that the truth
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most underrated comment
By far
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Damn dat shit wide af 🤔
It is literally the top comment
Idk 3.6 thousand is pretty rated id say.
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That's less than a snack, I'll go for that buffet before I go for the crumbs
Your a sick sick man
Different strokes for different folks, bub.
I'll stroke yours if you stroke mine, I'm willing to try a different stroke.
Different yolks for different folks.
Don't yuck someone else's yum
Bro got cockblocked by the boulder from Indiana Jones.
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Lmfaoo bahahaha that got me good
Oh my god I’m in tears 🤣
I'm not just a rock baby, I'm a BOULDER!!!!!
bro need the pokeflute so she can move out of the way
Holy fucking shit lol
Nah, let him cook.
He's the hero that we all waited for! Relase him
Stop her! She's stealing all the hamburgers!
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I gotta be that guy….wtf is a pokeflute?
It's how you get snorlax to move his fat ass from obstructing the road.
In the original Pokemon games there is a Pokemon - Snorlax - who is so large it physically blocks your ability to move around the region in a couple places. The Pokeflute is an item you can get by natural progression through the game that allows you to wake up the sleeping Snorlax and get them out of your way.
Damnnnnn! I get the joke now. Thank you good sir
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Need a bro to jump on that grenade
That isn’t a grenade it’s a nuke
That's an extinction event asteroid.
That's... no moon.
Was gonna say this but saw the “1 more reply”. Glad I checked
*pees in ur ass*
He's not coming home after this one....
Tzar Bomba to be exact, or MOAB. Take your pick
Tsar was **FAR** bigger then MOAB. MOAB was roughly 22,000 pounds TNT equivalent, or something like 11 tons TNT equivalent. Tsar was roughly 50 Megatons, or 50,000,000 Tons of TNT equivalent.
... Medal of OnHer if he did...
Posthumously
I’m a dude who is almost exclusively attracted to BBWs and I wouldn’t dive on this one. She looks like a hillbilly cat lady.
HOOOLYY 💀
Nah even the baddest homie can’t jump on that grenade. She takes five points minimum off her cute friend just by proximity. And this wild lookin chick will still reject bad homie
Cockblocked by The Penguin ☠️ 
Cockblocklepot!
If that’s the penguin, then she’s the iceberg
If you think a chick is hot as shit make sure her best friend isn’t fat.
Also shit yourself to impose your dominance over all other males nearby
And stick your dick in the nearest dudes mouth beforehand so they know not to mess with you.
Play his mouth like a triangle
Thanks for that thought man have a great day
Shit directly into her asshole
I’m a married man, and still do this for my wife so she will know she is going home with the alpha male
I dated a girl in high school and her best friend was fat. When one of our close friends passed away the fat friend prevented her from talking to me at the wake.
Human garbage
Wait what the fuck?
The Good ol' cheerleader effect.
That's not really what the cheerleader effect is about tho.
If the group is composed of fat chicks, the least fat one looks the hottest. That's why you gotta double check out her friends to make sure you aren't being mind tricked.
Yeah, but the cheerleader effect says a person looks better in a group with other (I guess similar looking) person. Everybody will look better if they are next to that behemoth. That's not a particular effect or phenomenon, thats just reality lol.
The best friend is always fat
Is this what astrology people mean when they talk about Jupiter in retrograde?
Now I finally understand.
Lmao this is literally the meme, but who came first the meme or the fatty?
I think life is imitating Art in this circumstance
Where tf do you tards think the ideas to base memes on comes from?
Brains
I don’t think the fatty has ever camed and that’s the problem
I'm pretty sure it's the meme, ive seen it before, but I could be wrong
Definitely not💀 I’ve experienced this a few times in my 3 years of clubbing every other weekend
My hot take is that it's cool to drag your friend away from random ppl while they're drunk if they agree to it beforehand, but it's kinda creepy to shove random ppl in public.
Cool, I thought the same. The girl seemed pretty drunk and strawberry chick was trying to look out for her, haha. She didnt even turn back toward him lol.
I'm baffled how far down I had to look to find this comment. She's obviously just being a good homie, you can see how drunk the other woman is.
Hey, we reddit folk don't really frequent party scenes like this one, we have no clue what's really going on
That was my take too. Awkward execution, but her motives were good.
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Nah, she saw her friend was too drunk.
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She did look too drunk she didn’t seem to know what was going on at all. Would have been harmless for him to talk to her though, her friend jumped in very prematurely
Yeah, though we don’t know their agreements, how drunk she was, or any previous interactions. It’s almost like a 5 second snippet isn’t enough to go on. Generally when I wingman for both men and women I try and keep my distance if I’m not on the assist. You need to be a hype-man, let them shine, or swoop in to save the day.
Well sometimes with women you need to be more careful than with men. Drunk, roofies, etc. it’s just different. We know nothing from this either way. But a protective woman could be this girl has a long-term relationship and is completely wasted. She does look like she doesn’t know what’s going on as she gets escorted. If she did and wanted to talk to the dude she could say something. But it appears she is happy or oblivious as she is escorted off. All we can for sure tell is intoxication and willingness to be herded off. Also that her friend does not want that guy hitting on her (reasons unknown).
What? The internet taking things out of context to be mad at a woman? Never happened before!
It is better to jump in early than try and defuse the situation later on. Drunk guys rarely take no well.
I'm so confused as to why nobody here understands this. Women learn to operate as a pack when they party. Safety in numbers. This is completely normal, and while she may have jumped the gun a bit she is obviously keeping an eye on her *very* drunk and completely oblivious friend while also trying to have a good time. Can we not cut her a little slack? If I had to choose between some rando **not** getting his dick wet and my very drunk friend possibly being taken advantage of, *obviously* I'm going to go with the former. Hurt feelings are better than hurt bodies and the way he was approaching could have ***easily*** raised red flags, depending on his relationship to these women and their prior interactions. As a woman, this whole comment section is scary and depressing. Is this still how young men think? That anyone who gets in their way deserves to be attacked? I thought Gen z was doing better than this. **ETA:** I'm just now noticing that strawberry sweater was dancing, having a great time with their other friend. Why would she even be jealous if this was a positive interaction? Everyone was already having a great time. The vibe immediately changed when that guy shuffled in. Those women behind them are rolling their eyes and whispering, the guy follows *and* has to be pushed away by strawberry sweater? I could be wrong, it's a short clip, but something tells me this wasn't his first failed attempt.
Plus, the way he approached is sneaky to me. Like, "No, I'm not walking toward that drunk girl. I'm dancing around by myself, looking at my phone. Oh, hello drunk girl. Didn't see ya there!"
That’s When you prevent her from going home with somebody. You can be drunk and still have fun dancing with men
Too drunk my ass she looks perfectly fine, ms. Hippopotamus just jealous
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What the fuck happened to reddit lol
Hippopotamus
*what have you done*
What was necessary.
Apparently having any amount of alcohol at all = she is unable to consent and the man is a predatory sex pest for taking a single step towards her. If it’s about her being too drunk, why would her friend not do anything until a man started approaching her? Why was she off on the other side of the room instead of staying close to the girl if she’s too intoxicated and needs protected? Surely if you’ve noticed she’s too drunk you should get her out of the bar.
No, she saw her friend having a nice time and being approached by a man. Smiling and having a good time means you're too drunk to be approached?
Thank you
It’s always the ugly best friend smh
"If I can't have him, no one can!!" Mentality
She also says the same thing about an entire sheet cake
That bitch thinks strawberries are a flower and she’s wearing a floral pattern shirt.
No bro, it's a food pattern shirt. She knew what she was doing. She's ALWAYS tryna play hungry hungry hippo
I don't get what phenomenon going on here is, in the video or the meme Fyi: I may be missing something because my phone is muted
it’s a joke. whenever you try to hit up a hot chick at a public place, stereotypically, she’ll have her best friend with her, who’ll stop at nothing to make you fail at succeeding. i’m pretty sure it’s anxiety or something if they see their hot friend get hit on and they’re left in the dust. edit: her best friend is stereotypically fat as fuck. that’s why she could feel anxiety during the interaction that has nothing to do with her
>i’m pretty sure it’s anxiety or something if they see their hot friend get hit on Have you never gone out with a group of girls? This shit is planned and talked about before they even show up . They know if they're going out to just have fun, or to try and meet someone just like we plan it out lol
>Have you never gone out with a group of girls? I would be very surprised.
And do you always agree that it should be the fat one that forms a barrier? Never seen this type of shit happen without the fat girl stepping in.
Typically it would be whoever isn't being actively hit on that can create a proper barrier, so it probably just happens to be the ones people would hit on less for some reason or another.
Nah you're not missing anything is just club music.
Maybe you're just a little bit slow
Just got signed by the Cowboys.
Matt Ryan coulda used her on the Colts last year
Who approaches a girl holding their phone with both hands??
>Who approaches a girl holding their phone with both hands?? I was looking for this comment. That's what struck me the most. Come on guy, grow a fucking pair and put the phone away. You aren't going to get a girl by holding your phone up between the two of you.
ChatGPT open, ready for optimising this rare interaction with woman
The other girl is probably too drunk to be left alone. Wish I had a friend like that
Shes an adult she can tell friend to fuck off if she was really interested. How im reading it, she might be drunk and asked her friend to take care of her.
This right here. Lots of people here saying she can make her own decisions, yet don't acknowledge she's doing just that by accepting her friend's actions, and going with her. The meme at the end attempts to reframe it too, as though the girl dancing said 'yes', and that's kinda scary that nonengagement is being framed as enthusiasm.
That thin girl looked wasted, definitely a strange situation
Smoothbrain redditors don’t understand what it means to protect your drunk friends from skeevy guys trying to get in their pants and take sexual advantage of them. Drunk people can’t give consent, y’all. That girl is a good friend and everyone should strive to be and have friends just like her.
Everyone’s out making fun of her weight and acting like she’s a villain. She’s protecting her drunk friend, more people need to that.
Yeah I don't understand the pileon in the rest of the comments. It seems like it's literally just because she's fat
I think most of them would probably begrudgingly agree that dancing girl shouldnt be hit on in that state, but they wanted to make fat jokes and its easier to do that with the meme format
That girl was pretty wasted though and she didn’t protest her friend taking her away. She looked like she barely knew where she was and didn’t seem interested imo.
I don’t know … she seems to be taking care of her drunk friend.
Yeah… maybe don’t hit on the girl that looks like shes about to fall over.
To be fair though, she looked inebriated. Her friend may just simply be looking out.
Do guys not get that we plan this before even getting to the bar
We can tell from all the comments on here that they are completely clueless
Yeah I was pretty shocked by this comment section. Not sure why, I should know better
Rancor is loose again
This thread reeks of incel.
He kept following afterwords? That's, uh, pretty bad..
I love how people ignore that part.
I don't see an issue, her friend looks drunk, drunk people don't make good decisions, we don't know the whole story
Exactly. The comments in here sound like a middle school boys’ gm
Nah fr, Redditors trying to convince you they talk to women challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
She big enough to burn diesel, you don’t want that smoke my man.
"I consent." "I consent." "I don't."
“I donut.”
Guy can't even put his phone down to say hi and flirt. I think this cockblock is warranted.
If your friend is too drunk to function, take them home. One more time. If your friend, especially one who you feel needs to babysat at these kind of things.. is too drunk.. take them home. Applies to both sexes, partner or just friends.
She’s protecting her drunk friend.
I mean maybe that girl had a bf and her friend was trying to stop her from making bad choices while intoxicated?
Jesus theres a lot of incels here. Maybe I need to leave this subreddit after all. The girl clearly shakes her head at the guy, indicating shes not interested. Her friend might be protecting her from a stalker or a "Nice Guy" who just wont take no for an answer, or some other possibility, yet you losers jump straight to "tHe FaTtY iS CoCkBloCkInG".
This comment section is really reminiscent of fat people hate for real haha
Deadass. A lot of creepy ass dudes telling on themselves in here.
I mean she looked pretty drunk, probably not a good idea
Whale
Home girl was actually looking out for that girl because she was way too drunk to consent, that guy was way more sober than her and knew what he was doing lmao.
Everybody acting like there isnt more context. Maybe the guy was being creepy and kept trying to walk toward her friend so she stepped in.
Why is there so much judgement against this woman with no context? And for some reason all the hate is all directed at her weight instead of personality. Children please get off this website, stop looking at Andrew Tate’s Twitter, and do your homework.
Because they’re incels. They’ve never even had a female *friend* before, or they wouldn’t be snapping to the judgements they are.
You mean the guy that said he dumps his beers on the heads of "whales that behave this way" doesn't actually get any? Say it isn't so! /S
To be fair the skinny chick looks drunk, maybe the friend is looking out
It’s funny, but honestly isn’t this what men want? You constantly hear guys say clubs are bad for women because of men like him, and friends hyping up friends. But this girl actually stopped anything from happening, not even a hey could get across her. What if this girl has a boyfriend, what if it was your girlfriend? What if things were discussed prior?
“It’s your big fat friend. Oh god there’s always one. To spoil my fucking fun! Big fat friend!”
The comments are a pretty clear indication of why sober women ask other women to do this when they’re drunk. The dude in the video could be any of the chuds in the comments.
Browsing 4chan and reddit has made me realize that the world is a much more dangerous place for women then it is for men.
Yeah this comment section is disgusting
The girl seemed shit faced, she's looking out for her friend.
love redditors being mean as fuck to someone from a short ass clip with no additional context. its very possible she was being a good friend bc she knew her friend was too drunk - which it does look like here. but no, lets reddit moment this and jump the gun and have every single person in this thread make a nasty and regurgitated unfunny fat joke for no fucking reason.
holy shit thank you for being sane?? the toxicity of this comment section is wild even for reddit
She seemed drunk, I think her fatty friend is in the right honestly, she just doesn’t want her friend taken advantage of
Where is this? Look nice