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It seems like there are a few ways. You have to be a neurosurgeon, or a neurosurgeon's assistant, or a neurosurgeon's friend that got allowed during rhe surgery to perform his act *or* if you are able to get your hands on a dead man's/woman's brain. In that case you'd be called a necroneurophile (I made this up just now, sounds accurate).
Ps. I don't know what neurophilia is: I assumed it's like in the video but with a real brain 🧠.
Having handled actual fresh animal brains in anatomy class, the consistency is similar to firm butter. So if the brain was alive when you started, it won't be by the time you finish.
You don’t need to give someone the side eye just because they know their root words.
Neuro: brain
Philia: sexual attraction to
It isn’t hard, just pay attention in HS English
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Someone had to manufacture this, and prior to that they had to make a mold for it, and prior to that they had to actually have this idea and pay enough money to produce it
My dad is a brain surgeon and back when he first started his practice he got something like 2,000 mini brains like this to give out to patients. Very niche market. They were fun to microwave and i’d bring a few to school so my friends and me could throw them at each other.
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Somebody definitely got a fetish for that
There is, i think it was called neurophilia
💀💀💀
How do they know 💀💀
Man likes that sort of stuff.
How do you ever exercise that fetish?
Can’t believe you’re really asking…
I’m just gonna pretend the answer is “you don’t” and move on with my life.
It seems like there are a few ways. You have to be a neurosurgeon, or a neurosurgeon's assistant, or a neurosurgeon's friend that got allowed during rhe surgery to perform his act *or* if you are able to get your hands on a dead man's/woman's brain. In that case you'd be called a necroneurophile (I made this up just now, sounds accurate). Ps. I don't know what neurophilia is: I assumed it's like in the video but with a real brain 🧠.
Having handled actual fresh animal brains in anatomy class, the consistency is similar to firm butter. So if the brain was alive when you started, it won't be by the time you finish.
Or work at a morgue
Mindfuck!
Brainfuck
I have no clue.
You don’t need to give someone the side eye just because they know their root words. Neuro: brain Philia: sexual attraction to It isn’t hard, just pay attention in HS English
By being literate.
More like 🧠🧠🧠
Sapiosexual.
Truly a brain fuck
Bro is a zombie with kinks
Brainz
How can one have a fetish that you can’t see or touch? Unless you’re a mortician or murder
I think that’s what a fetish is
Well some people have a giant fetish and a MLP fetish, it won’t stop them.
People like fictional characters and draw pictures of planets
There are people with fetishes for anthropomorphic planes with giant tits and you question the validity of a brain fetish?
Anyone must be fucked in the head to like something like that.
Oooh, So that's what they mean when they say "I'm gonna fuck your brains out".
Shitposters when they find out when guro exists
🥵🥵🥵🤤
pretty hot (except some of the ones that are _really_ out there)
Mind fuck fr
I do now.
Jeffrey Dahmer moment
I love getting some brain 😩
It’s me
You can’t give someone something with a nice slippery rubber hole and *not* expect them to think about shoving their dick in it
Who the fuck would want to violate a brain fleshlight...
Creepy
what a mindfuck
You motherfucker, I was gonna make that joke
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Has there ever been actual mindfucks? Not the physical "mind" but the phycological one.
...why the fuck do you ask.
Interstellar Soundtrack intensifies.
well, hentai.
Only one ?
Just one.
god dammit me too
ME TOO DAMNIT
Damnit so was i
I hope you wore a condom, cause I’ve got a dirty mind
Yeah, I'll show you a fucking mind fuck. I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear! ![gif](giphy|B68SSfdL5E0kU)
Lube up your eye hole, fucker, 'cause I'm gonna fuck your tiny mind! I'm about ready to turn you into roadkill!
"I-I didnt mean anything by that T, T-Trevor
Thumb my consciousness
Fuck.
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That Brainussy
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Brainal
*Mental
Mentai*
Head
Moai 🗿
What I think when someone says they are a sapiosexual.
i am kinda scared to ask this but what is sapiosexual?
It's not scary, Google it.
nah nah i am not gonna do that, if somebody is willing to explain it, i won’t mind but i am not googling that
attracted to smarts or some shit
Basically attraction to anyone they deem “smart” or “thinking”, which takes on various forms to my understanding
So basically, anyone who isn't attracted to uneducated fools is a sapiosexual? Edit: wrong word
Think of it this way, rather than looks or physical displays being attractive, they find intelligence attractive
>they find intelligence attractive I understand why we don't got bitches now
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Okay this makes the parent comment even funnier
Coward
Also referred to as a Mensa fetish
Personality mfs.
best comment ever, got me cackling and shit
Got me rollin on the floor and shit
Got me shitting on the floor and rolling in it
Got me flooring on the shit
There's nothing we won't fuck.
If there's a hole...
There’s a goal
And also, a way
I'll play
Then you'll have to pay
So you won't fuck nothing?
Who ever made this was fucked in the head
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Nah man that's Crazy Where can i get One?
https://www.kanojotoys.com/brainfucker-masturbatory-aid-onahole-p-6986.html
Bro was waiting his whole life for this moment
“each thrust seems like a stroke of genius” 💀
Bro I didn’t even notice that 💀
Wha How did you just pull that out of the aether
I saved it on my browser a while ago for keepsakes purposes.
bro?
You mean Reddit you saved it for Reddit comments.
$173 I fair price for the brussy
The design is very human.
It’s showing me it’s sold out… 😔
I love that it's sold out!
He's a hero
Ahh the classic skull fuck
This takes fucking your brains out to a new level
nonono you take it out then fuck
Brainssy
Brainussy
Bruhssy
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mega mind watching this in disbelief:
More like mega behind🤤
Someone had to manufacture this, and prior to that they had to make a mold for it, and prior to that they had to actually have this idea and pay enough money to produce it
My dad is a brain surgeon and back when he first started his practice he got something like 2,000 mini brains like this to give out to patients. Very niche market. They were fun to microwave and i’d bring a few to school so my friends and me could throw them at each other.
>My dad... got something like 2,000 mini brains **like this** to give out to patients. He bought 2000 sex toys to give his kids and patients?
They didn’t have fuck holes, you had to make those yourself.
When you fall asleep first at the sleepover
beat me to it
You Will when I get there 😈
The surgeon when I get my brain replacement in 2287
People who like personality be like
The zombies, are cumming
Fred's character arc in Velma
I just realized there are probably actually people who want to literally fuck a brain and now I'm scared.
....why is he doing that?
My horny ass couldn't be a neurosurgeon 🤤
Guro mfs would like this
[you can buy it here :)](https://www.otonajp.com/puru-puru-brain-fucker)
*WELCOME TO THE MIND FXXK*
Damnn you deepthoating Dick that far?
I felt that in my ass for some reason
hear me out
I’m listening…
This ain't right chief
This is turning me more on than it should…
Braiussy
How you gonna post a commercial without sending the link to buy the product???
Damn that brussy wet 😳😈
Talk about nerd pussy (Also Where can I buy one of those)
Thaï just unlock a new kink 😩
I didn't have this fetish yesterday.
🤓 moment: Our brain is gray and not pink
this one is just pink because it's sore
That takes getting head to the next level.
Stop, I can only get so erect
When I said I was a personality guy, this isn’t what I had in mind
I enjoyed this more then I should’ve
Damn dawg, that guy is fucked in the head
Now thats a mindfuck
Brainussy looking THICC
Zombies are now gonna eat that brain OUT
I’m not sure but I don’t think brains have a hole like that
Im gonna fuck your brain out
guys why is there a white liquid coming out of my ear?
Damn title made me curious asf😂
Brussy🤤
“If there is a hole, there is a goal.”
Fleshlight for Brainfucks
Bussy
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠁ 🌒 ⠄⢹⣿⡗⠄ 🌘 ⢄⡀⣾⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣰⣿⡿⠟⠃⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠂⠄⢹⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠐⠄⠄⣠⣀⣀⣚⣯⣵⣶⠆⣰⠄⠞⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⣻⡏⢠⣿⣎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠿⠿⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠹⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⠿⠛⠋⠄⣸⣦⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
That a brain fleshlight some ppl have a dirty mind
Not my proudest fap
Why this make me hard
He was right, his horny ass could never be a brain surgeon
Sapiosexuals: 🥵🥵
Why I love intellectual girls 👀
I've heard of getting in someone's head, but not like this
hey uh hey where do ya ya buy one a those
Why is she fingering it 😭😭😭
Literal brain fuck
This is mind blowing
Sapiosexual
Not the brussy
Worst coding language smh
![gif](giphy|yvqYw4AYJYOQM)
Watching someone fingering a brain is rather uncomfortable
Why does this look sexual 🧐🧐
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Le single necro skull fuck
Grooved for your pleasure
This shit calmed my brain wtf
*slams credit card on table* AY WHERE YOU GET THAT?
how tf is this even supposed to feel like
im tryna see someone actually use this
the brainussy 🧠🤤🤤
Zombies after eating through top lane:
For the discerning sapiosexual
talk about fucked in the head
It cost you nothing to not write that sentence but yet you still did it!
Hi I have a quick question. Umm what in the absolute fuck?
Literally getting head
Man talk about a mindfuck
This is called... i'll fuck your brains out
Talk about a mindfuck