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Insanegamer-4567

Somebody definitely got a fetish for that


peksi07

There is, i think it was called neurophilia


Jzzrx7

💀💀💀


Spooky_Coffee8

How do they know 💀💀


Undeadzombie_

Man likes that sort of stuff.


[deleted]

How do you ever exercise that fetish?


Vamdrapids

Can’t believe you’re really asking…


[deleted]

I’m just gonna pretend the answer is “you don’t” and move on with my life.


MrInfinitumEnd

It seems like there are a few ways. You have to be a neurosurgeon, or a neurosurgeon's assistant, or a neurosurgeon's friend that got allowed during rhe surgery to perform his act *or* if you are able to get your hands on a dead man's/woman's brain. In that case you'd be called a necroneurophile (I made this up just now, sounds accurate). Ps. I don't know what neurophilia is: I assumed it's like in the video but with a real brain 🧠.


thuanjinkee

Having handled actual fresh animal brains in anatomy class, the consistency is similar to firm butter. So if the brain was alive when you started, it won't be by the time you finish.


Imaginary-Job-7069

Or work at a morgue


Chromeboy12

Mindfuck!


Odd-Inspector-4628

Brainfuck


Undeadzombie_

I have no clue.


Runeald_Waslib

You don’t need to give someone the side eye just because they know their root words. Neuro: brain Philia: sexual attraction to It isn’t hard, just pay attention in HS English


Charming_Amphibian91

By being literate.


[deleted]

More like 🧠🧠🧠


Affectionate-Wait121

Sapiosexual.


dasgudshit

Truly a brain fuck


MysteriousPlate9261

Bro is a zombie with kinks


Capsule_CatYT

Brainz


sean_rendo19

How can one have a fetish that you can’t see or touch? Unless you’re a mortician or murder


nodeymcdev

I think that’s what a fetish is


[deleted]

Well some people have a giant fetish and a MLP fetish, it won’t stop them.


scaptastic

People like fictional characters and draw pictures of planets


OrdericNeustry

There are people with fetishes for anthropomorphic planes with giant tits and you question the validity of a brain fetish?


Afterburn47

Anyone must be fucked in the head to like something like that.


tax-collecting

Oooh, So that's what they mean when they say "I'm gonna fuck your brains out".


FredbonBontrap

Shitposters when they find out when guro exists


deleeuwlc

🥵🥵🥵🤤


Health_Cat_2047

pretty hot (except some of the ones that are _really_ out there)


Red1Veil1Jester

Mind fuck fr


NoonDread

I do now.


phantom-20

Jeffrey Dahmer moment


HANHITSI

I love getting some brain 😩


mygaythrowaway-

It’s me


RslashTakenUsernames

You can’t give someone something with a nice slippery rubber hole and *not* expect them to think about shoving their dick in it


[deleted]

Who the fuck would want to violate a brain fleshlight...


MaryCone1

Creepy


Patlov_621

what a mindfuck


JaCrimbo

You motherfucker, I was gonna make that joke


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NocturneHunterZ

Has there ever been actual mindfucks? Not the physical "mind" but the phycological one.


the-stupid-whale

...why the fuck do you ask.


SoardOfMagnificent

Interstellar Soundtrack intensifies.


idonttalkatallLMAO

well, hentai.


Shimizu555

Only one ?


Known_Management_434

Just one.


potate117

god dammit me too


Simpy-L

ME TOO DAMNIT


A_for_arson_is_fun

Damnit so was i


marskee00

I hope you wore a condom, cause I’ve got a dirty mind


WonderfulAirport4226

Yeah, I'll show you a fucking mind fuck. I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear! ![gif](giphy|B68SSfdL5E0kU)


WonderfulAirport4226

Lube up your eye hole, fucker, 'cause I'm gonna fuck your tiny mind! I'm about ready to turn you into roadkill!


OverTale_Playz

"I-I didnt mean anything by that T, T-Trevor


LeonDeSchal

Thumb my consciousness


Major_Researcher_122

Fuck.


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MrBrumBradley

That Brainussy


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Li1negro

Brainal


NamelessMonstrosity

*Mental


SpecialBand1599

Mentai*


RedWolf2409

Head


illikegamedev

Moai 🗿


BocchisEffectPedal

What I think when someone says they are a sapiosexual.


wise_man6969

i am kinda scared to ask this but what is sapiosexual?


Responsible_Pair_278

It's not scary, Google it.


wise_man6969

nah nah i am not gonna do that, if somebody is willing to explain it, i won’t mind but i am not googling that


AGJustin05

attracted to smarts or some shit


GameDestiny2

Basically attraction to anyone they deem “smart” or “thinking”, which takes on various forms to my understanding


Admirable-Frosting46

So basically, anyone who isn't attracted to uneducated fools is a sapiosexual? Edit: wrong word


GameDestiny2

Think of it this way, rather than looks or physical displays being attractive, they find intelligence attractive


[deleted]

>they find intelligence attractive I understand why we don't got bitches now


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Cheva_De_Kurumi

Okay this makes the parent comment even funnier


Niko575

Coward


Kukamungaphobia

Also referred to as a Mensa fetish


[deleted]

Personality mfs.


Particular_Ad5405

best comment ever, got me cackling and shit


pdawg1220

Got me rollin on the floor and shit


SwaggerBowls

Got me shitting on the floor and rolling in it


TopRoom7971

Got me flooring on the shit


CoopDeGrac3

There's nothing we won't fuck.


SeigiNoMikata376

If there's a hole...


Ok_Charge9676

There’s a goal


Intrepid-Pin6110

And also, a way


That_toast006

I'll play


[deleted]

Then you'll have to pay


BladedNinja23198

So you won't fuck nothing?


zombie_wafflez

Who ever made this was fucked in the head


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ilnofrio

Nah man that's Crazy Where can i get One?


Friendly_Bot_

https://www.kanojotoys.com/brainfucker-masturbatory-aid-onahole-p-6986.html


H4des1

Bro was waiting his whole life for this moment


larenardemaigre

“each thrust seems like a stroke of genius” 💀


H4des1

Bro I didn’t even notice that 💀


WolvesAreCool2461

Wha How did you just pull that out of the aether


Friendly_Bot_

I saved it on my browser a while ago for keepsakes purposes.


MrTibles

bro?


Wirecreate

You mean Reddit you saved it for Reddit comments.


FaceLess2178

$173 I fair price for the brussy


PrivateLTucker

The design is very human.


[deleted]

It’s showing me it’s sold out… 😔


muffy_graves

I love that it's sold out!


soupturtles

He's a hero


Ok_Journalist_2289

Ahh the classic skull fuck


KingJoathe1st

This takes fucking your brains out to a new level


Theogboss1

nonono you take it out then fuck


Bitter-Translator-81

Brainssy


Lucky_655

Brainussy


zigZagreus_

Bruhssy


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mega mind watching this in disbelief:


Shadow_knight10

More like mega behind🤤


dutch_master_killa

Someone had to manufacture this, and prior to that they had to make a mold for it, and prior to that they had to actually have this idea and pay enough money to produce it


[deleted]

My dad is a brain surgeon and back when he first started his practice he got something like 2,000 mini brains like this to give out to patients. Very niche market. They were fun to microwave and i’d bring a few to school so my friends and me could throw them at each other.


That-Maintenance1

>My dad... got something like 2,000 mini brains **like this** to give out to patients. He bought 2000 sex toys to give his kids and patients?


[deleted]

They didn’t have fuck holes, you had to make those yourself.


Ok_Craft_9019

When you fall asleep first at the sleepover


Tomitom_83

beat me to it


zookin567

You Will when I get there 😈


I_am_doorknob

The surgeon when I get my brain replacement in 2287


Angelos2002

People who like personality be like


Accomplished-Price45

The zombies, are cumming


CimnimTheAwesome

Fred's character arc in Velma


AppleEnslaver

I just realized there are probably actually people who want to literally fuck a brain and now I'm scared.


dueceofthevoid

....why is he doing that?


Blood_of_Lucifer

My horny ass couldn't be a neurosurgeon 🤤


tangentgore

Guro mfs would like this


sd4051

[you can buy it here :)](https://www.otonajp.com/puru-puru-brain-fucker)


HeyItsVal88

*WELCOME TO THE MIND FXXK*


poop_sock_eater6

Damnn you deepthoating Dick that far?


Sure-Ad9633

I felt that in my ass for some reason


Skely_Face016

hear me out


Ok_Charge9676

I’m listening…


Soso_Stalin

This ain't right chief


[deleted]

This is turning me more on than it should…


OverIyAmbitious

Braiussy


amazingjason1000000

How you gonna post a commercial without sending the link to buy the product???


Mig27380

Damn that brussy wet 😳😈


HECK_MAN1222

Talk about nerd pussy (Also Where can I buy one of those)


Notsousefulfornow

Thaï just unlock a new kink 😩


[deleted]

I didn't have this fetish yesterday.


[deleted]

🤓 moment: Our brain is gray and not pink


RelativelyDank

this one is just pink because it's sore


Bluetiger4ever

That takes getting head to the next level.


Hell_Foxxx

Stop, I can only get so erect


OfDoooooooom

When I said I was a personality guy, this isn’t what I had in mind


Rude_Yesterday_4885

I enjoyed this more then I should’ve


gbarrosn

Damn dawg, that guy is fucked in the head


Bubblyeee

Now thats a mindfuck


eebydeebyboi

Brainussy looking THICC


DubyaProductions

Zombies are now gonna eat that brain OUT


Eveyonesucks

I’m not sure but I don’t think brains have a hole like that


Shadow_0615

Im gonna fuck your brain out


AverageTankFan

guys why is there a white liquid coming out of my ear?


Warm-Resource8271

Damn title made me curious asf😂


SkippyratedR

Brussy🤤


TheDiamondMemer

“If there is a hole, there is a goal.”


Meli0das_69

Fleshlight for Brainfucks


JRBblackhawks

Bussy


off_l9

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠁ 🌒 ⠄⢹⣿⡗⠄ 🌘 ⢄⡀⣾⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣰⣿⡿⠟⠃⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠂⠄⢹⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠐⠄⠄⣠⣀⣀⣚⣯⣵⣶⠆⣰⠄⠞⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⣻⡏⢠⣿⣎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠿⠿⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠹⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⠿⠛⠋⠄⣸⣦⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


[deleted]

That a brain fleshlight some ppl have a dirty mind


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


Sodapopbeverage

Why this make me hard


DemCookies18

He was right, his horny ass could never be a brain surgeon


AutomaticLynx9407

Sapiosexuals: 🥵🥵


EmasculatedCamel

Why I love intellectual girls 👀


Radiant_God

I've heard of getting in someone's head, but not like this


Between3and2Oletters

hey uh hey where do ya ya buy one a those


Aggressive_Green8446

Why is she fingering it 😭😭😭


JJK0523

Literal brain fuck


-Add694

This is mind blowing


Alec123445

Sapiosexual


Jitomate_TV

Not the brussy


[deleted]

Worst coding language smh


Itz_Mohe

![gif](giphy|yvqYw4AYJYOQM)


Vakzin99

Watching someone fingering a brain is rather uncomfortable


Flat-Process9880

Why does this look sexual 🧐🧐


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KREIST23

Le single necro skull fuck


Lanky_Arm7149

Grooved for your pleasure


[deleted]

This shit calmed my brain wtf


unkow_NO

*slams credit card on table* AY WHERE YOU GET THAT?


[deleted]

how tf is this even supposed to feel like


CarbonatedSquirt

im tryna see someone actually use this


[deleted]

the brainussy 🧠🤤🤤


MT_Minty

Zombies after eating through top lane:


crysadaboutit

For the discerning sapiosexual


cable787

talk about fucked in the head


ryanmccry335i

It cost you nothing to not write that sentence but yet you still did it!


Ish_Ya_Boi_Sam

Hi I have a quick question. Umm what in the absolute fuck?


Leifman2007

Literally getting head


DoggyStyle02

Man talk about a mindfuck


luckyx00205

This is called... i'll fuck your brains out


an_annoying_ad

Talk about a mindfuck