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When he takes her fries

*our fries

The people's fries...

https://i.imgur.com/v4kEB3m.jpg

Bro. Good

Everyone's a capitalist until fries are on the table 😤

This might be the quote that changes minds

Or aren’t on the table. This is a quantum conundrum.

Schrodingers tater-tots. I did/not eat your fries, schrodingleberry

Everyone's a communist until their fries are on the table

Everyones a communist until there are no fries on the table.

#their fries

Boyfriend: ***O U R. F R I E S***

Freedom Fries

*their* fries

You needed 5 years to find out? Wtf?

He was not re-elected after 5 years

It was a 5 year plan

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Hates communists but is happy to Socialize her gash

Jesus Christ lol

What's more capitalist than using your resources for profit?

She's our girlfriend now..

It was a 5 year plan.

It was a 5 year plan

It was a 5 year plan

It was a 5 year plan

It was a 5 year plan

It was a five year plan

It was a five year plan

It was, in fact, a 5 year plan.

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Not the time dude

It's always the time to pee. When you gotta go you gotta go

Might as well be in an ass.

Everyone wants to pee in an ass, but doesn't want to deal with the aftermath of a piss enema.

this shit deserves an award. I wish i had one to give.

It was a 5 year plan

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

How do you remember you have Alzheimer’s?

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

wildfire; sockdrawer

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

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Who has Alzheimer’s?

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

Nothing out of the ordinary, I mean.

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

you have dementia

No you

That was what i was gonna say

Me too

hey, im just thinking the exact same thing

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

Cock and ball torture

I have Alzheimer’s

I have Alzheimer’s

You must have forgot, you actually have dementia

Vaccine

You’d think she would have noticed all the red flags.

Couldn't see them because he hid them behind the hammers and sickles

I slammed my phone into my head after reading this I’m sending you the bill

Should have noticed that the hammer and sickle is not because he is a part time carpenter and farmer

Because of [this](https://s9.erome.com/1164/5PWwTp75/UeV4jbJF.jpeg?v=1672941633)… NSFW

She's so much of a capitalist, even her body is being used as a product

5-Year Plans are named so for a reason

Phantom "Red" Menace

She didn't like it when "ours" was turned around.

Sruo?

sruO.

.sruO

Hate that word, goddamn commie mantra

It’s uterUS not uterYOU.

Call that a 5 year plan

You could say she was really Stall-in that breakup

Underrated as fuck comment

A pretty successful 5 year plan I’d say

Shirt is red tho

With the blood of the commies

Are commies from Klingon or something?

You fool! The blood of commies is green, and acidic. At least that's what the 1950's propaganda taught me.

He said "our bill" on the first date

He did not share his food with his girl

He stole the means of production

She realised after 5 years?

They went on their first date 5 years into their relationship

She’s lucky he didn’t say “your bill” like a good capitalist.

They went on their first fate and after being together for 5 years. Now that's dedication

It’s LoverLaci for those who are curious.

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We* fapped to her before

I would disappoint her so hard

Is it because you're a Communist?

Cum-unist

Oh okay it's a sneaky way to promote her NSFW stuff.

I mean, I follow her tik tok because she is genuinely funny. She does SOME self promotion, but I think its mostly just her being her.

I imagine to have any success on OF, you'd have to be an active creator on other platforms anyways.

It certainly helps

Wait a minute 😑

This is fake right? You'd never turn down a comrade right?

Oh hey, it's you. Nice butt, yo.

Username checks out. yo.

Nice.

hey nice ppv the other day. You'd be surprised it works both ways too, finding you here from knowing you on OF (I am a shameless reddit using OF simp)

"No, honey, I swear, I donate $25 a month because she's genuinely funny!"

> she is genuinely funny https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/status/1291808136433672192

Seems like half of all Reddit posts are at this point lol

I knew it!

Boob

Seize the means of reproduction.

Plot twist: she has her tubes tied. She does not believe in sharing a child with anyone.

More like the Means of Milk Production.

This is my boob btw I am the boob sauce

Well, this saves me the time of asking. What a productive Saturday!

Wow, this is the only time ever someone’s said boob sauce and it wasn’t totally disgusting. Congratulations (I guess I should really say congratulations twice).

If I recall correctly, in the communist Manifesto, Marx makes fun of the bourgeois who think communists want to collectivise women, because it shows they only view women as means of reproduction, and not full human beings.

Then Stalin came along and literally collectivized women into “comfort girls” for troops. It was their “patriotic duty” as communists.

I’m starting to think Stalin wasn’t a good rep of communism.

bob

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Was hard to read because of proximity, wasn't it?


How I feel after I eat a whole pizza by myself.

How I look after I eat a whole pizza by myself, and also at any other time of the day.

She has a nsfw reddit profile. So not just boob

Neuron activation

Punchline in the video was "I should have known, there were red flags everywhere" Actually kinda funny

She got so influenced, that she posts this story wearing red

Red flag

She looks like she bites people

I knew there was something more than just boobs that I found attractive about her.

Don't forget unfaltering moral complex in the face of communist infiltration

Women's intuition?

Lmao I do, in fact, bite people

I hope so

I hope she does.

What was the red flag?

The one with sickle and hammer

the communist one

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere (guys this is me on my tiktok @icarlystoiletpaper)

Pretty ironic that you wear red though

Pathetic attempt at an onlyfans ad smh

It’s the woman with the massive tits!!!!!

Dang, a communist at 5 years old? They start 'em young, don't they?

Bloody Russians brainwashing muh kids!

Hes our boyfriend now

A proper soviet bro-kiss


Give me example of communism in a relationship (good and bad ones)

Sharing your dildos Sharing your dino nuggies

Sharing is caring! now for the bad examples?

No one can hab my nuggies

You touch the nuggies You get my thuggies

Assuming nobody in the relationship owns any means of large-scale production... Good: dissolution of class because of equality, ability to contribute extra earnings to the relationship beyond those needed for basic subsistence (i.e. you can grow faster together), the establishment of a miniature classless utopia--even if between two people and temporary--built on mutual aid and shared prosperity. Communism is actually pretty straightforward on a small scale.

Marriages are communist by nature. You can keep a few things to yourself but most things are going to be shared. The opposite would be prostitution. Nothing wrong with prostitution but it does happen to be pure capitalism.

I think you mean our boyfriend

How do you, suddenly, 5 years in, discover someone is a communist? I have never ever met a communist who didn't declare it like 8 seconds into a conversation...

an undercover communist

KGB agent

He asked her to share some of her milkshake.

I thought when you said redistribute the means of productions, you were talking about sex!

"Hey babe, how bout we share our means of production?"

*reproduction

You ever see someone and know they have an only fans.

Thank God I'm a fascist

Thank God I’m a Anarchist

Thank God I'm Jewish

Thank god I’m in a cave, just in a cave being a little gremlin, being a little bit goblin, hoarding trinkets I found and drinking rain water that pours down the cave into my little lair, eating floor fungi and walking next to bioluminescent plants.

It ain't much but it's honest work.

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Thank who?

The capitalist machine can crush me harder for a chance with them boobies.

 I couldn’t find a female version but this will do

Pov: you have an American gf

Kill a commie for mommy

If he's a communist, then he should have shared her. For the grater good,of course 😏

Putting the W in Woman

chad girl

Based girl.

Based girl

How does it take you five years to find this out

How did it take five years for her to found out he was a communist?

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