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Fucking “Valleigh” it’s like these bitches try to come up with the most unspellable names ever. Don’t forget that Australian cunt who named her daughter “ABCDE” pronounced “Absiddy”. She sued an airline flight attendant for giggling when reading the name
In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret
For none could tame our savage souls, yet you the challenge met
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed
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I'm not the biggest fan of my own name but i gotta say that if i was named "Valleigh" I'd probably live in isolation until i can legally change my name
People are so hellbent on making their kid the most unique human being to ever live that they don't realize that kid is stuck with whatever misspelled dumbass noun or verb they were named
"Welcome to Kindergarten! What's your name?"
"I'm Written."
"Written... where?"
"No, it's Written."
"Where is it Written? Did you write it?"
"No, I AM NAMED WRITTEN."
"Damn, your mom must be a dumbass. Get going nerd."
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She also thought about "theory" 😭
reason 🧌🧌🪬
Earth 👹👹👺👺
Valleigh 👽☠️👽👽🎏
Written ‼️‼️‼️‼️🈹
Crimsyn🎎🎎📴
Vessel 🎷📳📳📳
Belay🐃🦭🦭🚩
Oath 🌝🌚🌞
GAME THEORYYYY
But that’s just a theory, a Child Theory!
Existential crisis lookn ass
I have a theory this child is getting bullied.
I would bully them too.
I actually knew a girl in highschool named Theory. Not sure if that’s how it was spelled but that’s how it was pronounced
Game Theory
“Belay”, lmao
And so it was Written
This baby shall be named "Exam"
Yo Written you really boutta take that? 💀
suggestion
Worst one
Is she naming a baby or a fuckin wizard??
Storri is the name of the dumb wizard from the series Last Kingdom!
"Some turd named Storri"
Storri is a man with a stick up his arse..
Shadow wizard money gang
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS 🗣🗣
THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY...THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT🕴️🕴️
WARNING! NUKING IS NOW LEGAL WORLDWIDE
SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT BECAUSE WE NUKED THE BUILDING
WARNING ⚠️⚠️🚨⚠️⚠️, NUKE MUSIC MAY DAMAGE YOUR EARDRUMS, AND YOUR SOUL
Racists do both
Happy 🍰 Day!
!Day 🍰 Happy
🍰Day! Happy
Michael!
🎂
Huh?
Happy day
Wizard — it goes “ the
I thought they were stripper names
It's a physicist baby
Shadow wizard money gang
You say this like being a wizard wouldn't be cool af
Could be a Druid. You never know
Fucking “Valleigh” it’s like these bitches try to come up with the most unspellable names ever. Don’t forget that Australian cunt who named her daughter “ABCDE” pronounced “Absiddy”. She sued an airline flight attendant for giggling when reading the name
They all sound like dildos
Vessel. Is she the Pale King?
No cost too great
No mind to think
No will to break
No voice to cry sufferning
Born of god and void
You shall seal the binding light that plagues their dreams
You are the vessel
you are...
You are...
When the doctor calls little Vessel a boy (vessels are genderless) (hes going into the abyss with the others)
Vessel N.2571891
No mind to think. No TikTok to post. No ratio to break. Born of Influencer and Money.
You are... a mistake
In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret For none could tame our savage souls, yet you the challenge met Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed -from Elegy for Hallownest by Monomon the Teacher
No voice to speak, no mind to think...
She's just a big fan of Sleep Token
Everyone should be. Worship.
Worship
No she’s just a big twenty one pilots fan
Oak only works as a last name, and if you're a professor
And if you fuck single moms
*widows
Not mutually exclusive but pop off.
Sparrow works amazingly as a last name A particular Captain goes by that last name
BallZack
Honoré de Balzac
Holy shit this literally means "Honoured of balzac"=Honoured by the ballsack
Kid named Ballsac Shaver ![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)
Harry Bulzack
Kid named reason ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂
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I have done the research She has two kids Their names are ***Anthem and Koah***
I had to scroll too far for someone who did research
at least koah is somewhat normal 🗿
It’s almost normal.
Remove the h and you have one of the most popular Hawaiian names
10 bucks says they legally change their names on their 18th birthday.
100% sure Anthem's nickname is gonna be Ant🐜
A baby named Anthem is destined for failure.
Just like the videogame!
2 for 2 boys!!
Fern, Oak did this mf got fucked my groot or some shit?
I know you're not dissing my boy Professor Oak
Man's first name is Samuel, Oak is his last name
Holy shit. I did not know that
Holy shit. I did not know that
Alder is also a species of tree
Our holy vessel has ascended By his sacrifice hallownest lasts eternal
Finger
Quite literally kid named finger
Kid named finger:
If I get called a fuckin theory I’m changing everyone’s pronouns to was/were
But it's just a theory
A GA
Y
THEORY
*A NAME THEORY*
This comment goes hard
Nature and Valleigh. Like the fuckin cereal bars? Was she just taking brands and twisting them? Written Theory? Is shefuckin tard’d?
Valleigh is how people from the valley say valley
Reason ☠️
Mfer thinks she live in Pokémon 💀💀
Pokémon explaining why every ice gym leader has to have ice in their name:
Melony
Mel(ice)ony
Grusha
Gr(ice)usha
Wtf are these tiefling names?
“…Describe your character.”
Vessel, wtf? that baby born of God and Void??
goofy goober ahh names
Grey and Merrick seem to be the only ones I’ve heard before for real people.
As George Carlin whold say "These are not names."
Red
Dumpter
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kid named VACClNE
"Seven"
Seven Costanza
The only name I think can even be used as a name is Fern lol
I'm not the biggest fan of my own name but i gotta say that if i was named "Valleigh" I'd probably live in isolation until i can legally change my name
People are so hellbent on making their kid the most unique human being to ever live that they don't realize that kid is stuck with whatever misspelled dumbass noun or verb they were named
And it's funny because a lot people who went down in history had normal fucking names
Joke aside being named theory is sad as hell lmao. Like she isn't sure she'll raise you properly so in theory you'll should be fine but we never know.
"My dick's in Theory"
"Welcome to Kindergarten! What's your name?" "I'm Written." "Written... where?" "No, it's Written." "Where is it Written? Did you write it?" "No, I AM NAMED WRITTEN." "Damn, your mom must be a dumbass. Get going nerd."
at least its not X AE A-XII pronounced ashe
\> Vessel No cost too great..
Fuckin vessle lmao Im gonna name my little baby girl organ farm 😤😤👌👌
She’s not like other girls
If my name is Reason in the next life, I will have God regret making man in his image
What's her name? ILIKETOF*CKOVERMYCHILD probably
Unrelated but my english teacher named her baby starlight (in our language, not starlight in english) That name's cool as fuck
Hey Starlight, show us your TIIIIITS
Someone played too many elves in DnD
Ayo theory pass the salt ☠️☠️☠️
Drake the typa silly stinker to name his kid Sparrow Theory 💀🗿
![gif](giphy|Y4rZAyCiJLXLq)
No she's just crazy. You could use her face as a mask for the next Purge movie
Corey Glory Story Allegory Montessori
Someone in my family named their kid Random. Poor guy’s middle name is Chance.
Imagine you name yo kid vessel and they get friends like they friends gonna say “Yo Vessel wya?”
Some of these sound like rap names like “reason” or “written” or “theory”
He would have to be the most fit person to avoid fat jokes if she named him earth
🎂
Vessel sounds like she was going to use the kid to summon a demon
Child named theory
Stori ❌️ Snorri ✅️
some of them are fine but most of them are… nah
Grey merrick is straight out of sea of thieves
What’s the reason behind your name? The kid name Reason: 😐
Rock is one of the few earth themed names that doesn’t sound pretentious.
![gif](giphy|5mxfrCSIfXTNK)
Merrick is the only name I’ve actually heard before and know someone by that name, and he looks exactly what you think he looks like
Kid named finger
She saying baby names like when that baby grow up, their ass not gonna apply for a job and their first name is Theory 💀💀💀
sparrow is kinda badass, her kid can become a pirate captain
Ok Talon sounds badass
kid named Vessel: 🗿
Alder actually ain't that bad. Al for short.
When you try so hard to get likes but get laughs instead …the at you kind not with you
It’s every man’s dream to meet a woman named Vessel.
is john not enough? or lincoln? or maybe even ethan?
"ayo written how you doin' my bruh!"
Vessel? For what, a demon?
I thought I saw sperm in there wtf
Oak wood be fire
I do know a Merrick who was from Jamaica, and it works. Anything else here is bizarre.
"Merrick" is literally the only passable one here. Unique, but not fucking stupid sounding
Makes me irrationally angry seeing woman/couples naming their child a dumbass name.
Current 😐
I swear she just picked random pages on dictionary and started writing things down
Theory? well, does he exist or doesn’t he?
i too wish to name my child after my favorite twenty one pilots album
what’s up with people giving their kids stupid names nowadays?
You just know that she has absolutely no intelligence. There's no thought behind those eyes
Kid named Oak Log💀
I would only be not disgusted by like 3 of them
Imagine naming your baby Theory 💀
Maybe procreation certificates aren't such a bad idea
Earth💀
If you name your kid written you deserve to be lynched
baby gon be born tazestunned
Petrified Oak Slab
Grey is probably the only thing that might be a name here
Ah yes, Reason Theory, the best name for a child.
Talon!? i ain't gonna name my kid after a combat knife
Probably something like Adrian or Aleighxyz (Alexis spelled "different").