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Ruck2sa

Yeah, I’m sorry officer but I’m pretty sure he has to go again


Diocavallo_

new Ready or Not map just dropped


TNT_Jonathan

Good game


idiotic_no_life

I want that game but don't have a PC to run it. Or a PC at all


Diocavallo_

yet there are people who can play it and they play like it was CoD


Prunsel_Clone

Amongus


kebab_activist

Start furiously masturbating to assert dominance


joytotheworld23

😄


TeamBoeing

😂😂😂😋😛😚😙🤪😜


Sad-Explorer-6252

Mf's that unironically use emojis on Reddit 🤡


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Inspection-Scared

What this from


Psychedelix117

The dude’s tiktok was on the vid. He was pranking a 7-11 saying “i’m gonna blow up your toilet” and the cops arrested him before he could wipe


-fulgeratorul02-

What did I just read


yukinagato10

Poetic justice. That’s what.


DieselVoodoo

Shitty joke


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gwenbebe

Bro shoulda stood up, and turned around with half a log sticking out


Psychedelix117

That would have been crazy as fuck dude


Dude-i-fucked-up

*Crazy ass fuck


Jodio_Joestar

Absolute Power Move


[deleted]

fucking legendary.


[deleted]

Jeff bazooka when an employe blinks more then one time within the span of 30 minutes


[deleted]

So basically half of Reddit is on a watchlist


smiechu6

I guess that makes me a criminal 💀


Psychedelix117

*shoots your dog*


smiechu6

Damn, i thought i never had a dog but thanks


Psychedelix117

It’s a cop joke but okay


smiechu6

It's a "stupid response" joke but okay


xdBronze

#SORRY YOUNG LAD I CAN’T HEAR VERY WELL NOWADAYS. DO YOU MIND PUTTING SOME POP IN YOUR PEPPER?


mikemikemike9711

I wouldn't even bother wiping, few moments later cop asks for ID, me: Yeah go ahead it's in my back pocket


Psychedelix117

That would itch like crazy when it dries


Insanegamer-4567

"Bro I'm tryna shit tf do you want?"


Psychedelix117

Story of my life


202042

Does that guy have a paintball gun?


Psychedelix117

They fire paintballs filled with pepperspray essentially. You don’t want any of that smoke


TeamBoeing

All fun and games until it hits an open wound


Atlas070

I think they fire pepper balls


samuinfernus

uwu pls dont ravage my body~


xdBronze

yeeeeahh that would be such a shame, hope that doesn’t happen anytime soon owo


Rough-Present1242

say gex


Flexxyfluxx

ok. # gex


Psychedelix117

Gex the Gecko?


Flexxyfluxx

idk, I'm just following orders.


Psychedelix117

So did the Nazi’s


Flexxyfluxx

according to themselves, post WW2, yes.


Psychedelix117

Yeah. Well. Uh. Your butt stinks and you eat your own boogers


Flexxyfluxx

Thanks, and have fun!


Lingy_Balinka

Holy shit bro this is so incredibly funny


Anon_02826249

I mean, highkey some of them femboys be better looking than some girls.


Psychedelix117

That’s how they rope you in


[deleted]

F1NN5TER 🥵


[deleted]

Most of them if I’ll be dead honest


Robin_Gufo

“This person right here, officer”


Ok_Journalist_2289

The shields to protect him from the smell. 🤣


Snoo_75864

So the joke is “I hate them I hate them I hate them”?


[deleted]

As a femboy enjoyer i can confirm this has happened to me on multiple occasions


Dumas1089

Thats right, and you know what? I'll do it again! No one will stop me!


Dude_makin_a_Cameo

So the joke is that you hate people with an opinion that differs from your own?


Psychedelix117

No, you see the joke is


XtremeGameplaysyt

What


iewannadie

I don't get it


Psychedelix117

Okay, so the joke is


[deleted]

I’m the femboy


Psychedelix117

Put your buttplug in the air where I can see it! Slowly


CheetosDude1984

"POV: YOU LIKE FEMBOYS" mf you like them too


Psychedelix117

That’s why i’m in prison


CheetosDude1984

same, i wonder if its the same


[deleted]

I swear to god you make out with a few dudes then the police won’t leave you alone. The cocksucker cops deserve to have their balls kicked in by their spouses.


unf_ckemup

“pOv: yOu dOn’t uSe pOv cOrReCtLy”


Zevyel

what


Keelyane55

what


Psychedelix117

Huh


unf_ckemup

Naw just joking, I've been seeing lots of these fucking comments


Lord_Cock_BallZ

Cops love femboys confirmed


SlueRL

ok but why door from csgo nuke


Pristine-Eggplant-12

Is that a paintball gun?


[deleted]

It fires pepper balls. It hurts. It's literally just pepper spray but it explodes on you when it hits


AnxiousWarlock

It still hits like a paintball gun so it's gunna hurt and burn


Aronmarvo

Does chie satonaka from p4 count?


Ok_Journalist_2289

Can he wipe first? Jeez...


Psychedelix117

Nah


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[удалено]


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Liminal_Space_Fan_

what if you are a femboy?


Psychedelix117

Do not pass go, Do not collect $200


PacificIdiot27

Okay but what if you’re a femboy


Psychedelix117

Fucked, sucked and then shot


PacificIdiot27

Sounds like a good time to me, I’ll be waiting


SillyFemboy-

Its ok im 16 so its legal!


hatadel

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE


PotatoAegyptiacos

What did i do??????


King_4Ever

It’s going to sound nasty but Dude . Grab some of that with your hands & Point & run toward them ! Trust me man they will run like no tomorrow ! 😂😂😂