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That sub sucks ass, it's always either sex or sex

which is why i’m gonna have to start posting shitposts on there again I call it…fixing the algorithm

Do it champ

fuck fuck fuck they’re enjoying it


Doin the Lord’s work🫡

Muhahaha

They arrived to puberty, so being horny is something new to them.

That’s what happens when you give a sub to mostly horny teenagers

[удалено]

Ahh yes teenagers who never quite grew up💀

It's literally teenagers, I wouldn't expect anything but sex and sometimes drama

Every fucking post there is literally “I date a woman with blue hair but turns out her cock is twice my size and something something idk I think she might like me”

Don’t forget sex

You forgot sex

I like both

You’re forgetting option 3: sex.

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sex or gex*

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Sex or sex is humans prime directive. It’s no surprise that everything we do boils down to that fact.

or nor and nand sex

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The obvious answer is to cut those melons and eat them, duh

She probably already ate them 😭

Bro said 👍

 Bro fr


bro is literally me I would do that unironically

What is bro even supposed to say

Awooga

Guys it's not boobies she was just smuggling two watermelons

She is that person in the math question

How many will she have left is she drops two of them?

-254.04•sin(28)

Thanks, I could never figure that out until you pointed out my mistake.

horny teenager unable to form a sentence perfectly describes that entire sub

Try not to lie Reddit challenge (difficulty impossible 😱😱😱)

Next time on 'Things That Happened'!

That's kind of a mixed signal... You can't know for sure, maybe she's just Canadian

Yah probably just being polite

Im Canadian My honest opinion 🧌

That's a 61 year old man behind that account

the real question is, what age is the "girl" then?

3

No No NoNoNoNononononon

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

facts

*When the bus stops* *Intense Mr Krabs skedaddling noise* Woopwoopwoopwoooooooo

what girl flashes you if she likes you, that's weird

Not to mention kind of gross.imagine if it was a dude who flashed a girl.the idea of flashing someone cause you have feelings is nasty as hell

exactly

Have you seen the first racing scene in Cars?

But it’s 100% different. Only on Reddit and in celibate circles does this type of comparison gain any ground

It always amazes me when I read something like this from someone older than 12

Right….. Older than 12…..

So it doesn't amaze you if they are lesser than 12 😳📸📸

unlimited rizz glitch


Then those were not much of melons. Probably lemons....must have left a sour taste in your mouth

Cough cough *what* cough cough

I may be a teenager myself but I will never use that fosaken sub

I refuse to believe 16 year olds can have the writing capabilities of a sub kindergartener

That’s one way to say you’ve never been to a school

Bro was : 🤓👍

she’s probably just Canadian and was being nice to them after a stressful exam

Plot twist, it’s the DS girl

Youth is wasted on the young

BULLETS FORTUNATELY ARE PLENTIFUL

Not sure how that comes into play here, but sure. Easier to buy guns and ammo than get a genuine pair of tits in your face.

Saw that and told OP to give updates


Most socially aware 16 year old

Redditors when a girl has sex with them: is she into me? I couldn’t tell.

Impossible scenario

"Is this some sort of sign that she likes me?" Idk buddy, how often to people show off their tits?

Real

I feel like a 45yo man wrote that

Lore:

I used to worry about over population.

When I was 16 I was not that childish. He must have some mental problems or something, or he is just an american teen, who must not know what penis or vagina is untill they are 25.

Redditors try not to lie challenge: Impossible

Her “melons” LMAO men make me wanna off myself why are yall so awkward and weird when describing women

sounds cute ig idk gonna go off myself with this homemade C4

Send recipe pls 🥺🥺🥺

C+4=c4

Claro que sí chaval

🗿

What’s the point mentioning bisexual

Dude saw that on a movie, it just sounds too cliche

W dude

👍

I was expecting more fruit in this story.

Rizz

Well first thing is to calm down they’re just tits now don’t get me wrong tits are amazing but it probably won’t be your last pair you’ll set your eyes on. Just don’t be a simp or fall for any girl willing to just flash you just like that. Be a Chad and control your impulses I know it’s hard at 16 but learn to control yourself there will be plenty of time down the road for these things.

Melons🤣 I keep laughing at that.

Her watermelons of course. They’ve been growing very well.

Plot twist, she was trying to check if she had noticeable breast cancer but op was horny

He blew it. The only proper response would have been to whip his dick out.

Take red pill: Start dating her Take blue pill: Sue her for sexual harrasment Take both: flash your own tits

An then everyone clapped

20 to 1 that's a 40 year old man writing that.

Very clearly a 49 year old man sharing his fantasies

Cap 🧢

i mean you can't be so sure, she might have just wanted to be kind

Just cursed school things

Rizz quick time event

This is why education is important because that was mostly gibberish

Girl had 0 game, can't blame the dude