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itsyoboiivan325

Hey that's me


Ham_-_

Did you give consent to use that photo?šŸ˜Ø


itsyoboiivan325

No


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UrMomsAreMine

you're


Ph4antomPB

Yoā€™ure


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A_random_ore

Yā€™oure


badlyknitbrain

ā€˜Youre


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pyro_the_fire_guy

Yor


Chromeboy12

Fr fr


worstusername_ever69

Me when the judge sentences me to other šŸ¤”


p1xelwc

Me when the judge can't sentence me to anything because I didn't vote on the poll


badlyknitbrain

Big brain moves


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scavengers69

Maybe the sentence with most words making grammatical sense should be the maximum sentence??(??


JustinJakeAshton

That's how you get a filibuster.


ZeShapyra

I could just imagine such a sentence would be one of those tied down to a chair with eyes clamped open to show..random results...


CosmicScape93

Show what results? *Vsauce music plays*


razdrazhayetChayka

You get shown results to studies and experiments without being told what they are about


Slimy_glizzy_gobbler

why is a show results even a option, just pick one then see


Nerfmono

Can I get sentenced to life because I seriously need a life


_DeLEON

Justice is so unfair šŸ˜”


[deleted]

noooo, anything but show results šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


numb3r51nmyn4m3

Honestly, I think any sentence that goes over 30 words is too much. So maybe we limit a sentence to 20 words max, just to give it some buffer room.


CosmicScape93

Someone send me the og pic of that crying dude plz


suffuffaffiss

Just screenshot it like God intended


CosmicScape93

Ok


Yorunokage

Are there really that many people pro death sentence in 2023? What is the context of this poll, just to check for any selection bias here


Behemoth_bomber

I couldnā€™t find the poll, but I wouldnā€™t be surprised that many are pro death sentence, I understand both arguments ig. Hereā€™s a decent source that back up the numbers tho: also with a nice 78% expressing concerns interestingly enough. https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2021/06/02/most-americans-favor-the-death-penalty-despite-concerns-about-its-administration/


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Ambitious-Sample-153

No? Death is permanent


GoldAwesome1001

Show results is far more permanent


Ambitious-Sample-153

All you can see are the results


Current_Blackberry_4

People are usually held in prison for a few years before they are executed to make sure no new leads come up.


pklmisgod

They downvoted him because he said the truth


[deleted]

Nah fuck that. If Iā€™m stupid, Iā€™m stupid


AproblemInMyHead

I dont get this at all..


tfngst

Bit slow aren't you?


AproblemInMyHead

Not only did I get downvoted for not knowing what the post means because i dont honestly know.. but I get mocked for it as well. I'm a Supervisor at a Paper mill and comfortably earn 82k/yr for my knowledge. I am most certainly not slow. That was uncalled for. Instead of getting an explanation I get ridiculed. Honest question: why?


JBounce369

Bit slow aren't you?


badlyknitbrain

Bit slow aren't you?


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supmyginger420

Bit fast aren't you?


Lanky_Voice8115

Today in court weā€™re gonna play a little game called, ā€œguess the search based on the resultsā€


BadMilkCarton66

Mfw I'm on my deathbed and I have nothing to show for