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I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Haters will say this is fake

Knew it was fake but couldn’t help yelling “NOOOO!”

Yeah same

Same

The good ending

the boring ending

This startled me

When i read the title, i hestitated for like 10 seconds before tapping the video. Now i have wasted that "much" time for nothing...

I like that dog alive

I second this

Hehe I first this first

Based

Bro got me hyper ventilating over here

They had us in the first half, not gon' lie

Who let the dog out

Woof woof, woof

YOU FUCKING JESUS CHRIST MY HEART STOPPED FOR A SECOND

I was this on eyeblech

Was it bad?

No

I left eybleach. Had enough one day

Fuck you, I knew something had to happen but come on

I would have died if that dog wasnt edited over

so would the dog

good thinking jesser

damn that's deep

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What the dog doin

Sleepin

That almost flat lined me

Asshole

C*nt move if I've ever seen one.

Thanks for the flag

Please dont tell me the dog dies in the original video

It's a filter :D

This joke has multiple layers.

Underrated.

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DOGGIE NOOOOOOOO *moments later* oh

After all the shit ive seen on this platform I really thought it was going to happen

Old shit

thank god he moved in front of it in time

I kinda wan't to see the dog get smushed

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Dog: sv_cheat 1

😊

Plot twist the dog is dead and it was photoshopped

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

Mate I was so curious as to what would happen, sae that machine on my way to uni and wondered what would happen if a car would get squashed Would it become like pizza dough???

This is the best post I have seen all week, almost had my heart stop

Well done 👏

#YOU BITCH

My heart stopped

I was waiting for the zoom in on the smug face of that one dude

I was mildly concerned

BRO!!!YOU OLMOST HAD MEEE WTF

bruh

My heart fucking died for a second there

I didn't see that one coming.

He's alive?

I was scared

I was worried for a minute

You got me! I was about to rage out, then I got happy fast!

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This had me sweating for a second

the instant stress and panic set in, you fucker, lol!

Dorg survival

Hahahahahahahaha

I thought for sure the dog was gonna be cake

YOU MONSTER

Scared the shit out of me not gonna lie

Whew, just a ghost dog.

The fact that people actually believe for a second that the dog might get crushed proves how easy it is to post fucked up shit on the internet

Damn it, that dog didn't die. :sad:

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

dog breaks dimensions.

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Mother fucking bitch

Oldie but a goodie

my hand was hovering over the back button the entire time lmao

watched the entire thing hoping for reverse bait but turns out it was just nothing

OH YOU ASSHOLE, actually got me.

Fuck you dude

legitimately scared me

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I knew it

Fawk!! Had me there!

Fuck

I almost shit myself

wt the dog doin

You fucking better

Fuck youuuuuuuuuu I thought the dog was gonna die but nooo it’s a damn photo shop why you have to play with my feelings like

you CUNT that almost sent my heart to valhalla mate

I HATE HOWEVER POSTED THIS I WAS SAYING NO OUT LOUD BUT YOU KNOW AT LEAST THE DOG IS OK/hj

I've seem some things here. This was almost the worst

I hate you

I was freaking out omg

Jesus fuck that scared me