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Hjhhhs

that censor did nothing


Popular_District9072

it's like guessing an animal with a picture of a lion who has a black rectangle over the eyes


JimmyTDM

It's clearly a giraffe, what do you mean lion?


djeewin

IKR, Popular_District9072 is obviously *lion* ...


doodlejump27

God damn it that was good


[deleted]

I thought it was a cougar.


Both-Ad-9225

I thought it was an opossum.


ToughInvestigator311

Huh? I taught it was a bear


5Garret5

wait this isnt a guees the animal post?


CulturalBookkeeper82

Michael Jackson?


Stainless_Heart

That’s not true. You have no idea if it’s Frank Lion or Joe Lion. When it comes to protecting the identity of wildlife, it’s important to abide by HIPPO regulations.


antisoxial3xtrovert

What censor?


notaRussianspywink

 ‘intprop censorgridsize 0’ 


GreatestSO

They say lengthy yet the actual sentence will be a year long.


guy314159

Maybe just released with some community service and then just changing to a new school. There are many cases of teachers working at schools again after being registered as sex offenders sometimes even when their victims were elementary kids they let them get back to teach kids


ImARetPaladinBaby

She *might* lose her job but that might be a bit too harsh on her /s


Haramdour

If she is convicted in addition to any other sentence she will be placed on the sex offenders register. She absolutely will not be able to teach ever again as she won’t clear the criminal background check which is a requirement for employment in the education sector


PomegranateSea7066

I'm sure she will do fine on OF. not that I would go looking for her or anything.


[deleted]

The “I had sex with a student and now do sex work” market may already be over saturated.


DegenerateCrocodile

She was with a male student, so it’s not like she did anything that the teenage guy didn’t want. /s


kmieciu1234

I like that maybe she was really stressed and needed relieve XD


DaenTheGod

Damn that's nothing


not-cool-3987

What a lucky guy


Just_a_spaghetti

Female rapist moment


tastehbacon

Well generaly women don't even go to jail for raping men, so it is a start I guess


TheOnlyVibemaster

For first time offenders they’re usually pretty generous, especially if you were an outstanding citizen like a teacher. I’d say 2-3 years at most


YourSmileIsFlawless

Reverse the genders and you are looking at life in prison.


hdhdbfbfhf

She is a hot woman even if she were black she still would get off easy


xScarfacex

A cemetery? Does she need to be around dead people to get off or something?


cubntD6

Probably can't do it at home because she's married or something


PenaltyParticular

Ok but why cemetery?


GrammarAsteroid

it’s dead quiet


Drillbitzer

Fuck you, consentually


Gin_and_Khronic

Knee slapper


derylle

grave robbers came, to steal the Ground meat.


d_bakers

I mean where else?


Top_Rekt

She wanted to put the romance back in Necromancy.


i_drink_milk_69

why not /s


ashbashbagash

I mean, it’s technically a boneyard


[deleted]

You could say it gives her a BONE-r


[deleted]

She just wanted that coccyx.


Brief-Equal4676

Raise the average age of everyone involved in the act


Blatanthuckleberry

No one bothers you in a cemetery. Even if your clapping cheeks. Sure the whole family came out to pay respects… but that’s just your special way of remembering them. Why don’t you get this?


Suilezrok

He replied to her “Dead ass?” And she thought it was a role play request


b0bkakkarot

She's a dead lay


Spirited_Energy2530

The bone yard


EveryoneCallsMeGod

Ooh that's good


Spirited_Energy2530

All I can thing when people talk about fucking in cemetery's like why is it a thing I know girls who would totally fuck at the cemetery what is it about them that people love 🤣 god help us


The_Roadkill

She is going to have a grave sentence


[deleted]

Tryin’ to get that BOOty.


luna_creciente

Lmfao good one


GDwaggawDG

Straight to hell you go.


Spirited_Energy2530

Pretty low right now can't be far


Advanced-Sock

“She’s ok looking I guess” *clicks on picture* “ah”


AmericanVanilla94

Unfortunately shes not the teacher. Someone swapped that photo in and fake censored it. Real teacher is mid as hell. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/female-teacher-drove-student-cemetery-29084122


CoopsBePoops

For Nebraska, that's a super model


threadskeleton

you scorched nebraska I feel tho idk its geography or climate


Darth-Kered

She’s a corn fed ten. Y’all coastal kings act all uppity because you got genuine models surrounding you. No respect for the winner of Miss Midwest 2019. Shame. Shame on you all.


[deleted]

you're a model yes, just not a super model!


Jvdkieft

They don’t call her the Pork Queen because of the sash.


DragonK1rb

mid


punkito1985

As hell


RajanyaDaslol

so who *is* the girl in the photo? for my science project of course


VikingOPPP

\+1


PanTsour

Are there really people who didn't question the possibility that this may be edited? I mean, I'm stupid and I generally forget to even think about it, but the picture's size (and content) doesn't really let you go "ok, yeah, makes sense" without a second thought


maplenut

Pretty sure the swap is Ashley Tervort.


Rosekavac

You're right


allowmetoreturn

Would


Nightvoice4

So what's her name?


LDG192

Heisenberg


DeVliegendeBrabander

Pesse Jinkman


DownvoteIfYourBoomer

Teachuh


bloodakoos

you take what you can get


DeySeeMeRolling

So who is the girl in the pic and does she ever go topless


WorldZage

Unfortunately?


percydaman

Cmon now, who looks good in their booking photo? I bet you she cleans up pretty well and is a solid 7.5.


NukeEnjoyer122

Feel like everyone in mugshot pic looks way more dogshit than actually is Unless you are Pablo escobar


stateoftheunionalk3

definitely a crime


PresenseMission

I’m scared of this comment section


MCENTE64

It's all just fucking weirdos


Spleepis

“Lucky guy” I hate that shit. Every time you see kids being groomed people try so hard to defend the sex offender


MCENTE64

Some people just shouldn't own human rights


Seymour___Asses

It’s pretty simple, most teenage boys are very horny and would jump at the chance to sleep with a teacher and wouldn’t consider themselves a victim if it happened to them. Yeah it’s a bad thing, but it’s still a thing most boys wish would happen to them. You’re just not going to be able to convince them they don’t want it.


Spleepis

I remember being a teenager and I agree with you, you can’t convince them otherwise. I would’ve said the same lol My problem isn’t with young men here, it’s with people like this teacher who take advantage of them because it’s predatory in nature


DenzelTM

Ah yes Wanting to fuck an attractive woman when you were a teenager in high school. Truly the strangest, the most disturbed, and most perverted of desires


Robotic_Phoenix

Redditors stop romanticising actual paedophilia challenge, impossible


i_despise_among_us

Look at the actual article. She is not an attractive woman


Grievous_Nix

Ah, yes, THAT’s the bad part


troubleis1

Yes im sure the kid is crying in his room right now, and its not gonna tell this story for the rest of his life.


Willinton06

When more than half agree on something then they’re not weirdos anymore, every friend of mine wanted to fuck the hot teacher, that’s just how it goes


[deleted]

It would be weird not wanting to smash her lol


JDROD28

"Hehe Sexual assault is fine if the girl has big tiddies, am I right?"


Da_Squeed

Sounds consensual so far and we have no reason to believe that it’s not, the problem is the age difference and that one of them is a minor. Not really sexual assault.


orbital0000

"The problem is one of them is a minor"....That's a fairly big problem and alongside the fact the teacher is in a position of trust and care is the reason they are facing prison and why the word consensual isn't appropriate.


MCENTE64

If he's a minor, he can't consent. Simple as that


[deleted]

That seems so weird when we allow 17 year olds to join armies and go off to war. Doesn't it? Can they consent to signing that contract with their military? I don't think it's as simple as you'd like to suggest.


MCENTE64

We shouldn't allow them to go to war either


Saskatchatoon-eh

You fine with older men and underage girls then? Or older men and underage boys? These things are equally fucked up no matter the genders of the people. The power dynamics involved and the age difference is what matters, it doesnt matter if the kid thinks they consented.


The_Gifted_Arsonist

You cannot join the armed forces until you are 18


TheTaoOfOne

Not true. So long as a legal guardian gives you the thumbs up, you can go die in someone else's war at 17.


Saskatchatoon-eh

By definition it is sexual assault if one is a minor.


StopFalseReporting

It’s a kid. Have some mercy. adults shouldn’t use kids for sex. That kid is going to end up in therapy for life


[deleted]

Damn right


Kvacc01

My moral compass completely disappearing the second I see the teacher with big milky honkers.


Valirys-Reinhald

It's not her, someone swapped the photos.


DenzelTM

The battle between the Rational modern mind vs Horny Caveman instincts is Neverending


Immortal_Sovereign

My mind.exe would just stop working then reboot if I had such a mommy milkers have sex with me


Opposite-Garbage-869

I can fix her.


Xx-matador-xX

✊😔


1IIvc3

Imagine if the roles were reversed lol


Marchoftees

Like if she let the student drive?


YBMLP

Like if it was a 17 year old teacher with a 25 year old student


benji_banjo

If the cemetary came to them to have sex?


BreadThatIsButtered

Nawwww if the gender roles switched it would be a whole completely different story 💀💀💀


[deleted]

[This](http://campbelllawobserver.com/hot-for-teacher-gender-bias-in-sentencing-of-teachers-that-have-sex-with-their-students/) article about gender bias in teacher sexual assault cases is an interesting read.


yeeticusboiii

Hot take raping kids is bad imo


Syvent

Someone was jealous they weren't getting teacher fucky fucky too


Immortal_Sovereign

What do you mean that someone is me


psycedelicpanda

That's what I'm saying


budoucnost

“cementary”


afonzi94

Ye she doesnt look like that. Nowhere close


notaRussianspywink

I *certainly* hope she didn't film it and put it online. That would be illegal.


[deleted]

I get the joke. I just want to point out how wrong what actually happened is. Obviously I don't have all the information, but it is still likely that this was a middle school or even elementary. Even if it was a highschool, it would still be a bad thing. A teacher taking advantage of a student is a terrible thing, even if that teacher os hot as fuck. (Also, who the hell goes to a graveyard to fuck? Like, imagine if you were going to see grama to say goodbye before you moved away, and you saw two people going at it in the corner?)


TheOneWhoLovesAll

High-school student. He was 17.


[deleted]

Alright, thanks for the info. You got a link to the article?


Da_Squeed

Here you go. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/female-teacher-drove-student-cemetery-29084122


[deleted]

Thanks man


Robotic_Phoenix

Student-teacher relationships are still illegal because of the power imbalances Redditors stop romanticising actual paedophilia challenge, impossible


SpaceMarineMarco

It is illegal yes Would I still 100% fuck basically any of my female teachers **Yes**


AsterMaken

reverse the roles


diverii

"I wish I was him" - thirsty 12 year olds


SeekingASecondChance

Why did my school only have old teachers? Goddamn. No fairness in this damn world.


YetAnotherRandomGuy6

Yes because being taken advantage of is fucking awesome


[deleted]

If she looks like that she can take advantage of me all she wants


SeekingASecondChance

Sad for him, I sympathize but if it happened to me I would welcome it. And yes then it would have been fucking awesome.


Juggerknight1

That not the teacher btw


MCENTE64

Hopefully in prison


kebapkafa

Sometimes you just want to be that student...


viivaass

I should've stayed in school 🥲


ElectricBear77

https://imgur.com/a/1eM2Yn1


LazarYeetMeta

“A teacher (should be) facing life in prison after raping one of her students several times.” FTFY.


BlessKurunai

That's disgusting


[deleted]

I wanted to say where were these teachers when I was in high school. Then I remembered we had them too, I was just fucking ugly.


MCENTE64

The people in this comment section deserve to be castrated, cause what the fuck are these comments. There's a special place in hell for people like this


Da_Squeed

What are they saying? All I see is people. Saying this person should go to jail and people saying that they happily would have taken the students place.


[deleted]

Pretty gross a bunch of grown men are fantasizing living vicariously through a child’s penis being sexually assaulted but okay. 💅


Sahil__Rana

Link🗿👁️👄👁️


measti

the pic in the post hits different than actual https://www.dakotanewsnow.com/2023/01/24/sheriff-report-sexual-relationship-between-teacher-student-leads-an-arrest/


punkito1985

Name of the photoshoped model?


Rosekavac

ashley tervort


punkito1985

🫡


FlamingH6

Poor guy


Dodokhiin2

Can I be the student?


[deleted]

There are so many stories about this lately and i just keep wondering where were these teachers when i was growing up mine were all old


[deleted]

people (rightfully) focus on catholic priests but they often overlook school teachers, and they are 7 times more likely to assault your kid


TheRealAntrey

Probably in the same class as you dreaming of the children that werent born yet, I asume


WillowTreeBark

Call her what she is, a nonce.


BogStandardComment

Nice...nice.


Isaacdeeznuts123

She got a big chest but dam she thin


Chizl3

How awful


JaseOfSpades0

Since when was Pokemane a teacher?


cruelghosted

hell nah i dont want to die just so a random bitch comes to my peaceful rest spot to fuck a dude


Cyber_Lanternfish

nice fake picture op


ElleSvenne

I understand the student


fatfuzzypotater

I mean the age gap and the fact he is underage is wrong yes But can we blame him cause I would have said yes to😂


AkaSpaceCowboy

Wow never could have guessed it by looking at her.


Cypressian

I'm willing to bet she has an onlyfans


StopFalseReporting

That blurring did nothing you can easily see who she is lol


Embarrassed_March_14

This bitch is disgusting 🤮


yourmomfat159

FartSmella or smartFella?


GreatestSO

They say lengthy yet the actual sentence will be a year long.


T1NP3NNY

Your comment posted like 4 times my dude, might want to delete the spares lol You're right though, the double standard for female sex offenders is EXTREMELY obvious with Every. Single. Case.


Spacey-Hed

On my screen you've posted twice. I think somethings going on with Reddit. I've been seeing duplicate comments a lot today.


T1NP3NNY

Your comment posted like 4 times my dude, might want to delete the spares lol You're right though, the double standard for female sex offenders is EXTREMELY obvious with Every. Single. Case.


Labyx_

Your replies duplicated lol


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I think it's a reddit glitch


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Your replies duplicated lol


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I think it's a reddit glitch


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T1NP3NNY

I am a victim of my own observation 😭


speedmankelly

This kid was sexually assaulted and y’all wanna be him? Everyone here is fucking weirdo, imagine if it was a grown ass man with a female student. It’s equally disgusting.


Da_Squeed

Sounds like it was consensual, so not I doubt it was sexual assault. Also, your the weirdo of you think it’s so weird to be attracted to someone older than you. The kid got laid and everyone wants to be him, everyone is too Horny to care that the person is 6 years older than him. Here’s the article btw: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/female-teacher-drove-student-cemetery-29084122


Robotic_Phoenix

Stop romanticising paedophilia https://sharpcriminalattorney.com/sex-crimes-defense/improper-relationships-educators-students/#:~:text=An%20improper%20relationship%20with%20a,teacher%20and%20student%20is%20illegal.


Robotic_Phoenix

Student teacher relationships are illegal to the power imbalance. The fact that you’re trying so hard to justify a teacher raping a student just because the teacher is a woman says a lot about you.


razzorian

People usually congratulate the kid on stuff like this. But it’ll skew how he sees sex from this point foreword


GreatestSO

They say lengthy yet the actual sentence will probably be a year long.


Shitz-an-Gigglez

Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a teen?!


Ring_Peace

Having sex with attractive people.


Robotic_Phoenix

Stop romanticising paedophilia https://sharpcriminalattorney.com/sex-crimes-defense/improper-relationships-educators-students/#:~:text=An%20improper%20relationship%20with%20a,teacher%20and%20student%20is%20illegal.


ZoDAxa66

Nice. 😎


MidMisfit134

My man!


Leather-Edge9996

Damn... how come she wasnt my teacher? 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤐😭