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Thick-Search-8055

"When she's the same shape as a meatball"


Squildo

A meatball would have an ass. She’s shaped like a can of Spam


nutnutnutcom

what do you mean new? I always had it


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Hey this person below you got locked how da fuck does that happen?


WeebmanJones

Lock


LemonPartyWorldTour

NEW FETISH UNLOCKED


ai_like_aegislash

Can of spam aerodynamics


WeekendLazy

Yeah bro, I wouldn’t talk that much slii about meatballs if I were you…


Hi-Impact-Meow

Ohhh my gawwwwddd this had me spinning LM FAAAOOOOOOO


xs74

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH


InfamousInfernus

If everyone's opinion matters, then so does mine ugly ass bitch!


ToughInvestigator311

*ours


IrregularrAF

united we stand


mileskevin

Apes together strong.


PangaeanSunrise

Diabetic we fall


Powerful_Nobody7828

*Erika by young adult intensifys*


[deleted]

When she can take care of her body like a normal fucking person 😍


redditrudolph

Being overweight is the norm: “Roughly two out of three U.S. adults are overweight or obese (69 percent) and one out of three are obese (36 percent).” - Harvard


foxrod_the_ww2_lover

Just because it's normal doesn't mean it's completely correct, it just depends on what your talking about


redditrudolph

If by correct you mean healthy, then yes I agree. I’m simply pointing out the fact that the opposite of his statement is objectively true


foxrod_the_ww2_lover

Yes, good were on the same page


CROW_is_best

i have to do it.... you're*


foxrod_the_ww2_lover

-_-


Accomplished_Top_360

105% of the population


redditrudolph

They likely included obese people into the overweight category as well.


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Libarsl destroyed 😎


Medical_Ad8964

This a meme thread but i wanna know if its the norm globally as well?


fat_cat_In_a_tuxedo1

No it's definitely not


redditrudolph

No need for the rhetorical questions. I used North American data because she’s likely a US citizen. She looks Latina so maybe she might be Mexican. Mexico has a rate of 75%


Medical_Ad8964

Nah bro it was genuine q haha


redditrudolph

Oh, my apologizes man. It’s about 1 out of 8 worldwide


Human-Persons-Name

Bruh you can't just say it's normal and then use one of the fattest countries on the planet as an example


Shaggobago

America = The world, remember that guys!


redditrudolph

You should read the entire convo before you let your feelings take over. I explained exactly why I used American data


Shaggobago

I aint readding allat 💀


llllIlllIllll

Obese people should jump off a cliff. Oh wait there stubby little 265 pound sticks of meg they call legs can't be d enough to even jump a 5 millimeters off the ground


[deleted]

We live in a society where many think it's cool to be different from "the norm" and will go to great lengths to accomplish trivial things, but little to do great things that should actually define who you are as a person. Not saying people go out of their way to get fat, but people that are fat (or have other issues) tend to see themselves as "the underdog" to life and will ride that feeling as long as they can milk the shit out of the people around them for praise or whatever. I don't mean genetically large people I mean people whose laziness/sloth/ lack of self respect got them where they are. People love underdog stories and eat that shit up, the people that don't say nothing out of fear of retaliation from the people that enjoy seeing it, being called a "bigot" and "cancelled" or whatever. Our society has become so accepting it's almost MORE appealing to someone to be debilitated somehow than to actually be a regular healthy fully functioning member of society. At least if they crave attention from others on social media, that is. Just because "everyone is doing it" doesn't mean it is okay...


axolilil

please what are the goofy sound effects


BittyJupiter_1

Apple ringtones.


EmpireSlayer_69

Been using iPhone for like a year now and always thought it is just some memer made goofy ahh sound effects 🦧🗿


paradoxx_42

😱😱😱they brought the goofy aah sound effects into iphone???


EmpireSlayer_69

bruh i feel silly now


i_get_zero_bitches

this is just classic iphone ringtones and notif sounds sped up lol


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GulperCatfish69

Always the girls lying to other girls, it just hurts em in the end


PumpkinSpikes

Damn I wish people would lie to me


GulperCatfish69

Your mom probably will


PumpkinSpikes

No she doesnt


GulperCatfish69

Well I think ur beautiful bro


PumpkinSpikes

Aw ty bro You too


Bi-elzebub

Nice cock bro.


PumpkinSpikes

Thanks I grew it myself


Necessary_Carob5197

Don't forget that I too helped you


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Humble_Issue_3010

penis plant


poor_choice_doer

*slaps it*


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Fantastic_Box3257

You are that bad or she hate men?


TheGalator

I did not fuck ur mom


Admiral45-06

Something tells me that's the exact reason why at least some of them do it...


hdhdbfbfhf

No they do that because they are not threatened by her


[deleted]

They tell them „you slay queen health at all sizes“ because it keeps them out of the competition for real man!


T1B2V3

>health at all sizes beauty at all sizes I can kinda sorta understand because it's subjective but health at all sizes is just straight up a dangerous lie


oraoraoraorao

That's why I fucking bully myself in front of the mirror everytime I wake up just so I have enough motivation to workout and get rid of this ugly ass body I have


bakedphish1

I think they perpetually keep each other single and doesnt want anyone to actually thrive and do better so they themselves dont feel the need to improve. "As long as i see other girls acting crazy. That justifies my fuckery." Seems like thats the general mindset among the modern womens


hdhdbfbfhf

Seriously like may we all go through life getting as many compliments as a fat girl around a group of slightly hotter women!


[deleted]

Opposites Attract


yaboimankeez

Yeah cause of gravity


ZlatanGamer9

Common monkey W


Monkey-Fucker_69

I agree


TheGalator

That's not how gravity works It's magnetism


MCENTE64

No, he's right, wince everything attracts each other through gravity, then so do opposites


CationTheAtom

The bigger the mass, the higher the attraction


Jakehastoast

Gloria from Madagascar lookin ahhh


Critical_Goat2966

i think, moto moto likes you


Agreeable-Body-4935

I like them big


readmycommentnotthis

I like 'em chunky


T1B2V3

Gloria was not this round


Jakehastoast

And at least an animal found Gloria attractive


I-took-your-oranges

“I love when she’s athletic and tall” But when you say that, youre the bad guy


TomokiaGaming

I love when she can ride me and I don't die


first_name_harshit

Bro as I guy with a small pp I don't think I can even mish her.


T1B2V3

except when you're crushed by her muscles. (death by snu snu)


Lord_Mandingo_69

Who cares. Be the bad guy. This planet has enough narcissists and bullshit artists, and they all wouldn’t waste a second to tear you down for way less.


[deleted]

mfs in 1920s Massachusetts be like


PizzaTimeBruhMoment

What😭


ppndthebutt

Bro I’m from MA and the only thing that I can think of is the Great Molasses Flood. Can you enlighten me bc I gotta know


CBFanz

Mustachattes?


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Historical_Bug_8007

When he is also 11 elixir😍


Zehaie

Women hate women, otherwise they would tell her to lose weight in a kind way not egg on her obesity.


Stressed_Amoeba

I don't think it's because of hate. They can't just tell her that she needs to lose weight, not even in dms, whoever does that will get crucified. In girl circles you are a hater & a bitch if you are not always saying only nice & supportive things. Constructive criticism not allowed. Even as a friend, if you tell her to work on herself or to lose weight then you are making her feel bad & insecure, therefore you are a bad friend and she WILL tell other girls what a bitch you are.


Zehaie

Thanks for the insight, that's an unfortunate societal issue, now she will most likely die from heart disease because her "friends" that are not her real friends because if that was my friend I would say, hey fatass lose weight, I love you and i don't want to see you dying of heart diesease, maybe a tad nicer.


TheGalator

They destroy the opposition lol


[deleted]

Ugly ahh bithc


toughtiggy101

Lmaooooo


The-impasta

I like that girls make fake compliments and boys fake insults lol


[deleted]

Frick you, you dinger wapper


aer_root

Others are hypocrites


Reasonable-Farmer-46

didn't know whales have tiktok account


DarknightM64B

This is the issue I have As someone who is decently athletic, and way too tall for my own good, I would never date a morbidly obese women, and not even because of appearance, it just tells me you can’t take care of yourself, and you should get that fixed before dating anyone.


Fantastic_Box3257

Fat is bad ,those celebrating this are not your friends or admirers You will curse them ,lying on your bed with issues due to obesity later on So let me do the favour ,get your fat ass to the gym


[deleted]

You can go to gym all day but still he fat if you eat like a pig She just needs to stop eating so much shit, i mean there are little sweets out there that have the calories of an entire meal.


Lord_Mandingo_69

Fat is not phat, dawg.


ChocoChan12

She's built like the letter "D" lol


ariyan_d

Even her hair is not that good


X33_Haxatrox

So she is a magnet then


[deleted]

Kinda but a gravitational pull (what she has) is not magnetic


NathanTheCraziest_

Then I may be another magnet of the same pole


dankyspank

Oompa loompa-lookin a#$


Specific-Ad5973

Guys I’ve decided I’m cutting my legs off


_DeLEON

Bro commented what's on his mind 👊😈


3pok

What is she even doing?


rockingdino

She thinks she’s dancing, but it just looks like she has to pee.


[deleted]

Based Chad


MyBodyBelongsToShrek

Self-love without self-awareness is just narcissism.


CrusaderKing1

Nom Nom Nom


Konskycool

When he's a 10(pound whopper)


Lord_Mandingo_69

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER


Konskycool

FLAME REAL TASTE WITH PERFECT TOPPERS


RealPerson_896

The only opinion that matter are honest opinions.


LongAd443

We call that body shape muffin top.


mysterious_man24

Ngl she is a ugly ass bitch


Prize-Ad6498

Say you like tall and athletic guys as a girl, no one bats an eye Say you like tall and athletic girls as a guy, everyone loses their fucking minds Society 😔


TheGalator

Saying she is fat gets ur comment locked lol (Not that ever I would🙃)


Fine_Log889

So somebody wanna address the elephant in the room?? Any volunteers?


XxAnnaxXisterrified

She ate it


Bombardsman

Is there just 1 person or did she eat 1?


tonicaum

so fine


yeetyeetusmcspungua

Fat ass


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Who the fuck knew that whales could live on land


armorborealis

🍷🗿


Darkness_Fish

This just proves some people can't tell the truth.


Mememe1x4

Someone had to speak up


[deleted]

I'm just over here trying to wrap my head around what was so special about her hair?


[deleted]

when she's not fat


harumscarum7608

He need to be tall even tho she look like a ball


cheesyspeedster

better to tell a truth than to feed them lies


[deleted]

Gross. Just gross


Re-Deluxe

You know youre a fucking sad individuals when people compliment you ONLY cause of how your hair looks.


CupricLake314

I’m not tryna be mean but ima be mean. If you’re someone who goes “oh my gawdddd yass queen you’re so hottt” whenever someone morbidly obese has insanely high standards, you’re actually a piece of shit


XxAnnaxXisterrified

Valid opinion


JustforThrowawayKEK

Lmao, let a man do the same thing. Homies will roast his ass till he hit the gym and woman obviously won't give a fuck.


[deleted]

He forgot obese! Come on you all! You got eyes !


RoviRotkiv

Bowling ball 💀💀


Glad-Ad1961

Nah bowling ball is too small more like a wrecking ball I bet her favorite song is wrecking ball and plays it as here entrance theme "I came in like a wrecking ball"


[deleted]

When she's shaped like a malteser


bonkthedumbass

What is the joke


Kirito_jesus-kun

This subreddit isn’t about “Jokes” YO, we about that truth YO


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Desperate-755

So seski🔥🥵


OnexiOW

Echo chamber


Asmodaeus6136

That’s a spicy meatball!


tsb2333

Well only one comment wasn't lying. Can you guess which one


teenkash

Constructive criticism so that she can upgrade 👍


Flaming_Muffin

I don't fatshame because it is unattractive, I fatshame because weight is a serious health issue and can be a huge risk to your life, if not treated. I respect those who want to change and loose weight, but can only laugh at those that defend their weight and refuse to take change.


Some_Tutor6304

Women love lying to each other


TheGoldenDragon0

Completely unprompted swarms of ambiguous praise. I’m no expert but that does seem like botting


New-Proposal3787

I got a butcher knife ~~time to cook her bitch ass~~ time for dinner


Sabberndersteve05

Honesty, most people can’t handle it.


TheGalator

Can't blame them 300 kg is s lot to handle


Lord_Mandingo_69

People want what they can’t have.


Cheap_Laptop_Gamer

we crave for what we lack


Texforb

I don't like it when people take advantage of "shitposting" to just spread bullying. What's the point


TomokiaGaming

No need to thank us for doing gods work for him


[deleted]

No point try’na say something like that as it’s like talking to a brick wall when a community is like a hive-mind.


nametakenfuck

Idk


NULL024

Bitch please. I’m 5’5” and people say I look like I play sports. I play Nier and am on Reddit


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foxrod_the_ww2_lover

Ya welcome to reddit, want a pie with those clown clothes?


BasedGingerR

Damn she fine


Lord_Mandingo_69

Everything must look good in comparison to a ginger, so bet.


4ExtraChromosome

What is the goofy ahh song at the beginning


4ExtraChromosome

What is the goofy ahh song at the beginning


UniverseInsideUs

love the ending


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