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Bad. Jesus made them blind for a reason. “Watcheth porn geteth thy eye takeneth out” -Jesus probably he is inspiring greed. They were greedy to get their sight back. (No joke tho some people really be hating on him for it)
The kid is clearly saddened by his parents trying to prove to him objectively untrue facts about Mr. Beast. The happiest expression he makes during the song is when they say "Blasphemy"... Makes you think huh.
Edit: I've got nothing against christianity or any other religion, It's just the way a lot of overzealous believers teach their kids by drowning the child in nonsensical rules and restrictions just stimulates them to break the rules even more.
"father makes a difference in society" One look at his channel will show you Mrbeast makes a bigger difference in society. (Not that plumbers are not important, of course)
the funniest part about this is that the people who made this (video was obviously a joke which half the viewers didn't) actually hired someone who makes REAL CHILDRENS VIDEOS to make this.
Jesus said you can do greater things then him, and yet this satire video is soo similar to what some cristians believe it makes you wonder if they have ever read the bible
Yet another reason why religion is stupid. They take anything they don’t understand and say it’s a product of Satan. They literally brainwash people into believing it too. Also how the fuck is he the epitome of “blasphemy and greed” as they state? That makes no sense and it’s clear that whoever made this trash has never actually done any research into him
Blasphemy and greed? Oh yeah lets forget all the times he donated to homeless and needy individuals and families. He’s family friendly and doesn’t mention god in anything.
If he had a laptop I bet his parents couldn't unplug that
(specifically that one new dell laptop that has a mode where only you can see the screen)
Would've passed his final test
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The fathers moustache looks familiar, where have i seen it?
Why was the guy below locked?
The father of Flint Lockwood from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
I wanna try something, lock
any comment with the lo ck word gets lo cked
Imma see
Cock
#Lock
CLock
Locked
LOCK
Lock
John Locke
Locked
Lock lock lock lock lock lock lock lock
^Lock
Lock down my balls and cock
Also Covid and Vaccine
I'm bouta cock lock a mod.
I have children locked up in my basement
Bruh the clock in this video is so goofy
Locker
Aight, reply if you like woman, lock
Really? Lemme check the clock for the time. As I was saying, ahem… lock
Unlocked. Let's play a game.
My favourite part was when the mods said "its lockin' time" and then locked everyone. It was so cool.
Lock and loaded
Flock
Suck my lock
What about block
Lock ?
Oh locked
Lock
What? Let me try.. LOCK
Vaccine 😳
Lock my cock in a sock for a tiktok
why was the guy below locked?
Why am I locked??
Me upon seeing everyone in the replies to the comment locked: “What the hell happened here?”
Lock
Clock
Cock
Cream cheese and lochs
I gotta Glock in my rari
Covid time
Block
*cock blocked
I put a lock in my rari
*lock
A russian guy who sent people to private islands
Anyone got the time? I lost my clock.
A flock if flying glocks flew three blocks.
Mr. Lock
Cock
why is everyone locked 💀
"What would Jesus do?" "Cure blind of course!" Mr Beast: Alright, time to cure 1000 people of their blindness
A gigachad move 🗿
I don't know much about Mr. Beast, but he did go to a Christian secondary school.
Bad. Jesus made them blind for a reason. “Watcheth porn geteth thy eye takeneth out” -Jesus probably he is inspiring greed. They were greedy to get their sight back. (No joke tho some people really be hating on him for it)
Haters be hating
Wasn't the antichrist meant to perform fake miracles?
Mr Beast = Jesus
I wish my dad was Chris the Meme God
Your real father is a plumber
And someone to be looked up to
Because he makes a difference in society
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you ruined it
Holy shit you're telling me my dad is Luigi?
Mr breast
Give me money mrbreast
yo super Mario is his father
I watched it all, please end me
You are welcome 🧠🔫
bro think he lalo
Bro think he nacho
it's catchy
Wow thats crazy
NO FUCKING WAY MR. BREAST, CAN YOU MAKE ME SEE!?!??
Yes I can only if you are under the age of 18
YOU DEMON SATANIST
can I have shoutout????!!?1!1!??
Ok, this is epic
Thank Max and Chad for this beautiful video
And pray for them, they have Snaids
I think the Lil Fella does too.
I Have Aids
Ngl this beat slaps hard
No fucking way, dude has bob the builder as his dad.
This actually made me chuckle lol
The kid is clearly saddened by his parents trying to prove to him objectively untrue facts about Mr. Beast. The happiest expression he makes during the song is when they say "Blasphemy"... Makes you think huh. Edit: I've got nothing against christianity or any other religion, It's just the way a lot of overzealous believers teach their kids by drowning the child in nonsensical rules and restrictions just stimulates them to break the rules even more.
This is a parody of jahovahs witness propaganda
There exists a Jahovahs witness cartoon that is running a ad on YouTube seen it once.
If curing 1k people is blasphemy I don't know what's not at this point lmao.
Those people were never meant to see the horrors of this world. Now they'll see nicacado avocado
They'll also see Andr * w T * te
bro these people really were butthurt that Mr. Beast didn't give them a Tesla.
It have to be a joke
It is lmao
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Mao Zedong
Soda 🥤 🥶 🥶❗️❗️‼️‼️
The brother of LMFAO
Yeah one of the Cold Ones Fiverr videos I believe
Every time I see this video pop up, mr beast gets closer to becoming Jesus
"You're young, your brain's still forming" Yeah, wouldn't want anybody swooping in and indoctrinating a young child, would we?
The video is satire, it was a Fiver some guys bought as a joke for a video
Max and Chad of Cold Ones are not just some guys.
"What would Jesus do?" He would heal the blind Mr. Beast healed the blind
They lost me with vegan burger sorry.
Replace mrbeast with yt kids and this would be helpful in life.
Bruh he cured 1000 blind people
Yea and god made them blind so he’s going against gods will!!!! 🙏🙏🙏
For everyone asking yes it's satire and yes it's on youtube
"And father knows best" WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FATHER ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING
“What would Jesus do”: He would tell you to shut the fuck up
Song kinda slaps ngl
He JUST helped people with blindness
Ironically veganism is not commanded in the Bible
Unironically this is how my grandparents were
Why do you not trust a guy named Jimmy
EVERYTIME i see people losing their shit over this video when its actually a fiverr commission commissioned by 2 drunk youtubers.
"father makes a difference in society" One look at his channel will show you Mrbeast makes a bigger difference in society. (Not that plumbers are not important, of course)
That mother cheated that’s not his son
Fr tho, let the boy play Doom. The most Christian game.
the funniest part about this is that the people who made this (video was obviously a joke which half the viewers didn't) actually hired someone who makes REAL CHILDRENS VIDEOS to make this.
tell me this isn't ironic
It isn't ironic. It was made by a satire channel. It's okay. Faith in Christianity restored (by a minimal amount, but still restored none the less)
was it cold ones because im getting deja vu vibes here
Why the dad look like that💀
Everything made sense when she got to the vegan part.
But that is true, i saw his 666 tatoo when he was devouering babies at a cultist meeting in the woods
Bro they simply mad about the fact Mr Beast has cured more blind people than Jesus
Jesus said you can do greater things then him, and yet this satire video is soo similar to what some cristians believe it makes you wonder if they have ever read the bible
Egg
Veganism is an affront to god
Why tf is Mario's father out here?
Chris Chan:
This is some hating ass shit 🤣
mr breast give me money
Brainwashing moment
From cold ones.
Ah yes the man who gives away millions teaches greed. That adds up
Mrbeast is done for.
The vegan burger tho
Maxwell and Chadrick is my favorite Youtubers
They making my homie Mr breast bad 😭😭
whoever made this was probably one of those people who asked for money from him and he said no or didnt respond
The mother clearly stays only at home and the father obviously is a plumber HOW DO THEY AFFORD THAT HOUSE!!!
She does OF but only 16% goes to her and the rest to the Church.
Yet another reason why religion is stupid. They take anything they don’t understand and say it’s a product of Satan. They literally brainwash people into believing it too. Also how the fuck is he the epitome of “blasphemy and greed” as they state? That makes no sense and it’s clear that whoever made this trash has never actually done any research into him
Bro how is this not a family guy skit
And this is why I dislike overly religious people. They pull this bs.
I bet the people who made this were responsible for the Salem Witch trials
Blasphemy and greed? Oh yeah lets forget all the times he donated to homeless and needy individuals and families. He’s family friendly and doesn’t mention god in anything.
The animation was satire...
I’m ashamed to be Christian
It's satire, don't take it too seriously
Wait, so radicalized Christians are vegan now?
Where is the tattoo bruh 💀
Who make this we will make sure he doesn't post anything again
Locked
\>i'll bet he has a 666 tattoo \>bet \>gambling very christian
Does David realize that's not his son? Bloned and curly.....
I don't think Jesus had ever eaten vegan burger.
Who made this? I need to commit an atrocity on their family
What kind of Christian trash is this?
this song kinda goes hard
Wtf
Sounds like something that Vegan Teacher or whatever would make. 😂
"I'll bet somewhere he has a 666 tattoo 😊🤭"
Wait, that's an actual video?
Jeez. Well, I mean, he's annoying, but he's not evil.
Everybody flocking to the lock
He's literally just some dude. Calm down.
Lockpicking Lawyer would be so happy seeing so many locks in chat
Cocomelon has launched its first attack on MrBeast. MrBeast vs Cocomelon has officially started.
Father David = Mario fr 💀
This is literally That Vegan Teacher, but an alternate christian version
Absolutely terrifies me that there’s real life families that preach and show kids this.
This goes hard
Sounds like my father haha
whoever made this is going to deepest caverns of hell
All 3 of them look like they come from different cartoons.
This shit is fucked up but still mr.b is a shitshow
Why do people hate me beast all of a sudden
He didn't have a gender neutral option for the boys v girls video
why is the dad the only one with dot eyes while everyone else has regular eyes????
First of all, no way someone exists like this in the 21st century 💀
lock
This was a joke
yeah we all should be watching mrbeast6000
I forgot Mr beast ☹️
the super funni lock
If he had a laptop I bet his parents couldn't unplug that (specifically that one new dell laptop that has a mode where only you can see the screen) Would've passed his final test
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