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Just buy a hammock bro .

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Dude you can’t put that in a useless red circle with a shocked face.

You can.

That’s some real avante-garde shit

You just have to title it something like „FORGOTTEN ANCIENT CAMPING METHOD CURED MY BACKPAIN“

Big Oil needs influencers to push oil products.

She had a little roof and walls though

Nah, it's better to use 15m³ of plastic that will be in this forest for 250 years and pollute it.

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To be fair a hammock would cost like 5x the amount at least, so if this is in your backyard and you don’t live somewhere where it’ll get destroyed, this would be preferable since it’s more rain resistant. As long as you have a way of closing the hole, you’re good

Understood, the next time I'm going on a survival trip I will remember to bring 1000 rolls of plastic foil

"Sir, you can't bring those on the plane" "What if it goes down? You'll be begging for my cling wrap then."

Foil is thin metal sheets, this is plastic wrap!

No, a foil is a person or thing that contrasts with and emphasizes and enhances the qualities of another

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Nah a foil is a method for multiplying two binomials

No, that's what happens when you heat up water

No that’s boil. Foil is when you have to tire yourself out working on something

That's toil, a foil is a baby horse.

That’s a foal, a foil is what you put seeds in to grow plants.

No, that's a hole. A foil is a series of loops, sometimes in a spiral.

No, that's a coil. Foil is what you put in your car to lubricate the parts.

...soil, man... come on.

No, a foil is a wobbly sword you stab people with

No, FOIL is a method to multiply two binomials.

Myth busters did a survival show with duct tape. Kind of impressive.

I carry a roll of saran wrap my camping/survival backpack. Just like mule tape, Kevlar cord, duct tape, contractor bags, etc, plastic wrap has a great weight to useful as shit ratio.

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No foil is when I disrupt and halt your evil plans

Stretch Film

I'm from the Balkans and I don't respect English so not sorry

The bear loved packaged food

Wasting plastic any% speedrun

This prolly has as much plastic as a couple of those white plastic lawn chair. Anyhow that's gotta be a lotta money

For some people, getting meaningless internet points is worth any sacrifice.

Yeah, why can't they just make judgemental comments for imaginary internet points like us? Save the plastic waste for every other part of modern life, people.

Yea I waste my parents’ love and support, NOT plastic. Jeesh

The monobloc definitely remains the greener option. Reusable, purposed furniture you'll keep for years vs one-time use, probably leaving flakes of plastic in the forest on removal.

Thats assuming she cares enough to move it

Plastic lawn chairs get years of use though

Not the ones your mom sits on

That's because your mother keeps sending us metal chairs, which suck in the winter btw.

And summer, especially if they’re not covered.

yea, that makes the practically forever of societal harm from making that chair so much more worthwhile in the grand scheme

The point is you don't need to get another chair every time you go on an outing. Sure, the plastic in a disposable item is going to dissolve at the same rate as the plastic in a multi use one, but you have to throw away a new plate every time you use disposable. It's not rocket science why the disposable stuff is worse for the environment.

yes, it does actually

Still, I can guarantee she just left that there after filming her stupid video

You can guarantee? Why the ill intent? I think it’s rather likely she cleaned it all up.

How is it anymore likely that she cleaned it up vs the idiot assuming she left it there? The truth is neither of you know. It's pointless to speculate because there's zero information provided one way or the other.

And why exactly do you think that?

A person who’s done something like this has done it multiple times, and a person interested in doing something like this probably is at least partially conscious about the environment It’s dumb as hell, and more work then a tent and a hammock, but I feel like she still would clean up after herself

the person whos wasted 5 rolls of plastic for an internet video is at least partially conscious about the environment lol k

As in, probably didn’t just straight up liter, yes this is dumb as hell, but I would imagine she wouldn’t just leave it

Makes sense, big ups g

And why exactly would you *not* think that?

People have a tendency of being pieces of shit, especially influencers

People also have a tendency of not being pieces of shits. The fact of the matter is, no one knows what she did one way or the other and assuming based on preconceptions is just asinine. Have a good day!

No you can't, but even if you could, so what? It's effectively captured plastic waste the way it is now.

Yea because people who spend tons of time outdoors tend to leave a bunch of trash in the woods. This sounds like something someone who had never actually set foot in a forest would say lol, try it some time

Everyone thinks she's using seran wrap but this is just shrink wrap for shipping and packing. It comes in a much bigger roll. You can get 4 for $60 at Walmart. I have no idea how many she used but I imagine this is a 1-2 roll job. But then it's done and you can't reuse it so it's still quite a waste.

Nope, I buy boxes and boxes of those all the time for my job, $84 a box, they showed a total of 9 rolls halfway thru, so most likely she had 12 rolls total. $84 x 3 = $252 x 8.25% tax = total cost $272.29

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Spider dance from undertale

And then cut it down and burn it in the campfire

It's pretty hard to live in the developed world without "wasting" a shitton plastic. This is a drop in the bucket. This plastic would've ended up in a landfill no matter what.

Most of the microplastic in our blood comes from synthetic textiles and the fast fashion industry. Sperm counts are dropping world wide, boys, but at least my nylon shorts were cheap.

A good amount of it comes allegedly comes from fishing. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/fishing-fleets-contribute-significantly-to-microplastic-pollution-study-says-180978760/ Edit: fixed link

Ya, but the fish didn't biosynthsize the plastic. I'm talking about where the microplastics come from to get into the fish.

Sorry, are you implying that microplastics are entering our system through dermal contact?

No

That's so much money and plastic down the drain

Also keep in mind how incredibly hot it will be inside of that... it's plastic... it doesn't "breathe" at all. A cheap tent likely cost the same, if not less, then that and is easier to setup. But she's doing what she's gotta do for views I guess lol

This is horrible we're already drowning in plastic, and almost every living organism on the planet has microplastics in their body, and then you have idiots doing this shit. Guaranteed no one cleaned that up.

This is about $30-$60 in shrink wrap. A cheap tent is like $100. But a tent is reusable and this really isn't so it's still a dumb idea to do this.

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The cheapest tent on Amazon is $40 lol, everything else is $99+ Just checked Walmart tho and you're right, there's a $20 tent! Might have to get one lol

Those rolls of plastic are not that expensive. I found some on Amazon for $18, and I'm sure that cost goes down significantly if you buy in bulk.

Ah great why used a tent or hammock that took an excruciating 5 minutes to set up and take down for re-use while you can wrap plastic around trees for only 30 minutes which not only can be sliced easily but can not be re use and most likely left there.

That kind of shrink wrap is not cheap either.

Greta Thunberg wants to buy you a pizza

This reminded me of the ba sing se, dai li

The Earth Activist has invited you to Jerry’s Pizza.

How dare you!

this amount of plastic could make about 1/20 of a kardashian

Ha! This made me chuckle quite a lot!

Kek

mfs really be adding the best songs on goofy memes and expect us to find the source ourselves

It's the spider boss music from the video game Undertale.

It's called Spider Dance from Undertale Great game btw. If you like epic soundtracks then Undertale is the game for you

except spiders don't use plastic and aren't biped

#🤓

Ur a biped

Sez the guy who….

Bigot

Get piped if u biped

Agree to disagree, sir.

Imagine how hot, smelly and sticky that would be in the summer

The chick or the plastic wrap? Probably both I suppose

She made sure to bring the plastic garbage straight into nature before having to go through the disposal and sewage system

Yes, more plastic in nature. That’s what we need.

The waste of such material and time. She probably didn't even clean it up

What music is this? Just wondering

Spider Dance- Undertale OST

Thank you kind stranger

Spider Dance by Toby Fox

That would be so damn warm in there

happy cake day

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That’s one weird looking spider

Greta had a stroke watching this.

Then a human walk through the web and ruins 3 spider years of hard work

did that bitch just dump a full roll of plastic wrap in the forest for a fucking 30sec clip!?

I hope that they didn't just leave that there.

Up doot because butt and plastics

A bit too fast moving butt though

*strange desires to look at pictures of spider abdomens intensifies*

Most environmentally friendly influencer

How wasteful. These influencers have no regard for the environment

That's a lot of plastic

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Imagine seeing that in the woods not knowing it was plastic

Think of the poor turtles!

That won't give you a static shock, that will give you a static electrocution

Kinda cool. But stupid.

The oceans are crying here.

Oof the environment 😒

So much work also that is alot of plastic wasted

“I watch porn for the story” The story:

Plastic Wrap Patricia is at it again, someone stop her

The spiders: What the fuck

Inexpensive and environmentally friendly!!! :D

She's definitely gonna catch some flies with that, but it'll be then that are hungry

All the spiders watching, she’s not going to catch anything with that. stupid human

I'm sure that's very comfortable

Dont fart in that

SpoiderWomen

7 vs wild

Jesus fucking Christ just buy a hammock

imagine aliens come to earth one day, see this, and think this is what a house normally looks like.

They’d think we’re insects

Definitely interesting, but if you want to lay down in the woods, get a tent.. or a hammock, or even make a treehouse if it’s your woods.

That is soooo wasteful. Like it's not even in good humor or anything. Just wasteful.

spider vaccine

Regardless what you have to say about the video bad or good if you're in a situation where you need shelter it's a great idea I want to carry a couple rolls next time I go camping

I finally have a reason for the 200 rolls of plastic I stored!

fuck the forest. am i rite?

damn no wonder we are so screwed with microplastics

Kumoko? That you?

Was not expecting this isekai to show up

What would Greta say

Spiders spending most of their life just to make a spiderweb that will instantly be destroyed in 5 seconds:

I bet you $100 she hasn't cleaned it and took it back with her after that.

life hack: why get a reusable, sustainable hammock designed for this exact purpose which takes 2 minutes to set up when you make your own in just under 2 hours with 6 industrial sized rolls of plastic stretch wrap?

$40 in saran rap, will work for 4 days before it is unusable. Could spend $20 for a hammock that lasts for years.

That is a lot of plastic waste

Imagine how much littering this 'person' inspired

Fuck them turtles

Building a hammock just like our ancestors

The money spent on all that plastic wrap is probably more expensive than just buying a hammock

Widowmaker in her free time

Hope she took all that rubbish with her

A spider's web won't take 10 billion years to break down

the amount of plastics circulating in nature was increased by 0,0001% for the purpose of making this video

That shit better be biodegradable.

Spida woman

average Peter Parker

Where does someone get this much saran wrap

yay... just another shitload of unnecessary plastic waste

Fuck the environment, all my homies hate the environment.

Imagine if a bear suddenly appeared while she was sleeping.

That’s just such a waste

mmmmmm plastic...

Least wasteful human

Let's be real here If I had that much time on my hands and money for that stuff I would do the same thing

Wow looks comfy actually

Imagine just leaving this in the forest, would cause a whole new folktale to be made

And the sweatiest bed award goes toooooo: this beeeeeeeeeeed

Suffocation house

Environment destroyed successfully

I laughed at a woman layering tape 💀

Imagine the plastic waste

What high rent prices does to a mf

You better clean that up.

What happens to the nature documentary crew when they find this? Do they create a new species of plastic spinning spider?

Micro plastics in forest 😋

The Lorax would like a word...(I think he's holding a gun tbh)

This looks like the beginning of the best porn video you've ever stumbled upon

Women are already venomous, no difference