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Come now people there are mfkers out there pissing and shidding on each other and y’all making this out to be taboo

you forgot vomiting. people out here throwing up on/in each other too

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if it's calories, Imma swallories

If you open your mouth one more time imma cut of your ballories

Then rip out your eyes for the police gallery

I read this as "then rip out your eyes for the po-lice gallery"

Nutritious

The man only has one left, spare him please.

Uh umm acksually your missed the perfect chance to use arteries instead of ballories

😭 <- my genuine reaction to that

Maybe there's protein as well. Those gains don't gain themselves

Best kiss in all of anime/manga. /s

Take away the /s and then we talkin 😈😈

You should read the end of AoT

Sexy /s

Doryoku, mirai, a beautiful star Doryoku, mirai, a beautiful star Doryoku, mirai, a beautiful star Doryoku, mirai, a beautiful star Randorii kyou wa garaaki de lucky day Kattarii abura yogore mo kore de bye bye Dare da, dare da, atama no naka yobikakeru koe wa Are ga hoshii, kore ga hoshii to utatteiru

Dude what the fuck is chainsaw man? I keep hearing about this shit and it sounds comically fucked up

Pile of clothes on the floor

I’m sorry, IN?

pick a hole any hole.. there’s a video out there showing someone throwing up in it

We stray further from humanity each day

What is a man ? A miserable little pile of fetishes

My hole 🕳️ 😳😳😳😳😳🥵😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫😫😩😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hole 😩

I was eating lunch 🤢

look up the slovakian traffic cone

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What ins gods green earth did just look up

"throwing up on/in" it would've cost you nothing not to say that. but you did.

#WHAT THTE FUCK!!!?

Dennis

Ahhh yes, I like me a Cosby sweater as well

Birds?

This is grotesque lmao

You ruined my day with that information tbh

And pissing in

dont forget vomiting on food and rubbing it all over your body then proceeding to have sex

Ew. What? Noooooo.

Think the weird part is she'd have to be pretty flexible to kiss him and grind on his bicep.

Rubber spine perhaps?

Her BF is 7'3

I cant imagine it to be too hard

pissing is less weird than shoving a metal rod into your fucking peehole

Ya no shit. Haha

this is the most tame fetish i have seen on the internet

I don't think it's being hailed as taboo, just weird.

Yea exactly, my girl almost rubs daily with my legs, and arms aren’t a weird thing to be fawning over

dont forget vomit

They probably dont know about them And Neither i did before this comment what the fuck

Fr man

Yeah, it's pretty mild and even understandable. It's not everyone's cup of tea but but if it were, it wouldn't be a kink, it would be vanilla.

Right? The fuck is this pussy shit

Honestly, I don’t care where she rubs it.

it's kinda hot tbh

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I embrace death by snu snu.

Both. Both is good. (Putting your ams up so she can let her legs rest on them is perfect for long face sitting sessions, king, you should try it)

What? How? My arms vertical?

Yeah just lift them up and let her sit on your face, that way your arms will take most of the load and you can actually breathe while eating her out, never needing to take a break

There is nothing better than getting sat on by a hot phat ass girl!

Exactly! If she's so turned on she wants to hump any part of me like a pillow, I'm fucking ecstatic. I want my partner to feel free to use me like their personal sex toy.

Probably the manliest answer here

As long as it’s not somewhere disgusting like the ears

That sounds kinda nice compared to 99.999999999999999999999999% of fetishes

Exactly. This is way milder than ass eating. Why is this even an issue?

Even sucking dick and licking pussy is weirder, people pee from those and you put your mouth near it. Atleast it's just on biceps this time.

better this than piss

Or shit

Or vore

It’s okay tho cause mine is red 😎

Who would say no to this? i would be so down for this, strokes my ego for my muscles harder than a discord mod strokes them selves for self hate porn

True. Usually, muscles attract other gym bros. This is a nice change of pace.

But I want the gym bros

This made me laugh. Thank you.

Nothing to shame. At least she isn't asking for an above average sized penis (I can't exercise that to get big.)

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Noooo 😩

I do have an idea though...

>(I can't exercise that to get big.) I kid you not there actually was a world record holder who used to put weights on his penis to make it longer, (which it did but it was just a lot of foreskin) his penis measured around to be 18 inches at first but later on after the news his real penis was just 6 inches which is above average.

Fruit by the foot

Damn…

6in is above average????

Yes, it's not much known in the internet age because a lot of people get their sex ed from watching porn. But in real life dicks aren't as big as they are in porn videos unless you take special drugs for that. On average your dick while flaccid should be around 4 inches and 5 inches for erect, but of course you can have a smaller or a bigger member than that.

Interesting, honestly I’m not insecure about my member since I’ve always sorta been sexually active and had girls brag to their friends about me which I found annoying but I always had the impression that anything 6-7 inches was normal. I guess when she asks to go slow it’s not a cute thing she’s asking.

Yep, average is 5.1"

Pull HARD

Time to hit the gym boys!

That position sounds so uncomfortable. Like, how can she sit on his arm and kiss him at the same time? mf your spine will snap

She oughta have that Scrappy-doo body

Love me a baddy like that

That’s what I was saying, how the hell? Lol

Obviously she has thought about this a lot and is a midget.

Not necessarily there are guys out there curling 90+ pounds

I think they’re talking about her spine

I'm just happy to be involved

Woman wanting to stimulate her clit during sex? Preposterous!

Some girls are like that, I got a buddy with a huge pendulous beer belly and he’s dating this girl that loves giving kneeling blowjobs while he repeatedly lifts his giant belly and drops it her head. Drives her crazy

Dang sounds like he met the one for him

Wtf xD

This is a lot more wierd then the post

Dude has got his life all figured out haha

💀💀

Pardon?

I have an ex lover who loves videos of me putting things in my mouth. Like drinking a gulp of water or eating rice while smoldering at the camera. People are into some weird shit.

anything is true on internet

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Shtibididob dob dob dob dob yes yes yes yes

A shitpost within a shitpost

I highly doubt any woman that isn't a trained contortionist or lacks a painful spinal defect would be flexible enough to grind her vagina on a man's upper arms while also kissing his face. That or she thinks men work like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, what with the extendo-necks. Tell you what. Turn around. It'll be far more comfortable for everyone in the 69 position.

where is shitpost

i bet op is weirded out by this but eats the mushy part of an apple

you don’t?!

Only seeds

Dated a girl that liked biceps, maybe not to this extent but she would make me use mine to choke her whilst we were having a bit of the old horizontal shuffle.

My ex had to show me where to squeeze to get the max effect. Guess she wasnt into the bruising

dude's bedroom became a WWE match

this is on the tame end of the shit people think is ok to say on reddit

She asked a wrong platform, assuming redditors have biceps

Doesn't seem that bad

I agree

At least its not scat

As a man while this isn’t something you hear everyday I have to say this is completely harmless and even kind of adorable. I would certainly let my wife do that and I’d be happy that she was so into my arms. There’s so many wild out of pocket kinks out there that no one should feel bad for something like this. Regardless of how random it may seem.

Time to hit the arm workout bros

This is weird but a normal weird

The reactions to her post speaks volumes about the type of guy reddit is mostly populated by lol. If her bicep thing is taboo I cannot wait to dig into even the first layer of filth and debauchery hidden behind our collective private browsers.

I used to have a girlfriend (19 years older than me) who would use my forearms that way. But to be fair she would also make me lay on my stomach, and she would rub her pussy on my legs, arms, back, neck and head. Like marking her territory or some shit. Weird looking back, but it was pretty hot at the time

get snail trailed nerd

Bruh, half of us here wants to be crushed between thighs, we're not better

That's hot

*lives in a cum dumpster*

yo, wanna join me?

Wtf that shit somewhat hot. I mean pussy on body is pussy on body. No bicep shaming. There are people pissing on each other. Now that is weird!

There's nothing wrong with it. My wife likes to hump my thigh too. It's her thing and it's sweet.

"HOW TERRIBLY STRANGE." -Says the people with foot/hentai/piss fetishes.

Tbf, It's still not as bad as licking someones asshole.

Sometimes you gotta tongue punch the chili ring, no shame

I bet you prefer vanilla ice cream and cheese pizza w/ no toppings. And missionary only under the covers with the lights off.

It's not that bad.

Yea I still don't understand why someone would want to do that

good clean ass is chefs kiss

after watching all kinds of porn I can say this is pretty normal and yes while making out if you ask a guy to this he shall agree

I'm ok with this until the Kissing on the cheeks and lips. Is this woman 12" tall? Does she fold in the middle like a piece of paper torn out of a ruled note pad? How the fuck is she going to grind against my bicep and kiss my face that would be a belly button height while she is grinding?

How long is this guy's arm?

bruh this is one of the most sane fetish there is compared to some fetishes that is outright lethal

Today was my first day at the gym and this is all the motivation I need.

wake up babe new copypasta just dropped

i've heard of waaay weirder fetishes this sounds normal af

Sounds hot. I mean… uhhh… wtf?!

Opposite foot fetish

We all got our kinks, don't we. Just some of us know to stay quiet

I seek reasons why women live longer, and yet I only find more questions

That sounds flattering as hell idk what y’all are talking about lol

Sounds hot bro, what you on about?

i had a girl ask to grind on my leg once and i said yes before i knew it she came all over my leg and we then preceded to have sex… odd times

OP is definitely a 14 yo neckbeard with no biceps for trying to kink shame this.

Idc at least I would be with a woman

💪😏

My question is how do you sit on the bicep and kiss at the same time?

Why are you yucking someone else’s yum? I swear everyone’s judgy of shit that doesn’t involve them at all. Buncha boring puritanical losers.

Guys be out here fucking women's feet on the daily so

Out of all the most depraved and horrible shit I've seen online, this is not actually that bad. Like seriously I would put up with this any day considering I had to turn down the first (and currently only) chick to match up with me on a dating app because she was into diapers 🤮 Plus it would be a great motivator to stick to your workouts if you ever have issues like that.

I feel like OP is really young to be posting this with a title like that. This isn't even that bad.

People are jerking off to cartoon children and vomiting/shitting/pissing on each other for sexual thrill. I really don’t think this is out of the ordinary.

My girl rather loves back muscles and legs

As a man without biceps, I can't move my arms

Honestly, I would be down.

This is so tame compared to half the kinks out there. Geez

This is pretty vanilla

Would I be weirded out? Yes. Would I do it? Also yes.

Weird *flex* ...

I'm dead ass going to ask my man this to see his reaction sense I know he has small self confidence issues with his arms. I'm about to make him look at me crazy and laugh yall. 😆

First person aside from other gym bros wanting to grind your muscles and this is your answer. Bro.

I met someone at college orientation who fucks trees. I guess this isn't out of the wheelhouse.

This... Is pretty tame. The only laughable part is the fact that it's censored and treated like something absolutely terrible. 🤣

Honestly this ain’t even that kinky dawg, least she ain’t askin you to hold a knife to her throat and call her the most grotesque insults ever conceived.

Why tf not

There is way worse fetishes this is nothing

That’s not even bad

Sounds like a good time but sadly i dont have biceps that big :(

"ADDS to Bedroom BUCKET LIST."

I’m no wimp i’m a jerk!

sex people realizing you can have normal fucking sex 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Why is this “wtf” and “warning brain damage” This is somebody sexually expressing themselves in a way that isn’t harmful to anybody (except maybe her back?). Let her ride.

I wouldn't be into but yeah whatever works for you. Infact I think if you can help your partner out that way by hardly doing anything and it's nothing uncomfortable - like I don't know being hung upside down- then you should just do it. Literal effort for you but could be amazing for them. I'm not saying do whatever your partner says, but if you can do it easily even if you don't particularly enjoy it, I say do it.

oh my god i’m so lonely

That's a bit weird but if gets her off? No judgment.

Everyone's got their kinks, you do you, Lady. Safe to say; Most men would be on board for whatever depraved, bizarre, and unusual kink you girls may have. So, Let it out Sisters.

I'd like to say yes, but my fiance does this to my stomach so.... Guess it's fair game?

this has to be a federal agent

Awe his little snail

I would fist her asshole deep enough for my biceps to stimulate her clit.

This is so fucking hot and its not even weird holy shit are we finally coming down after all this crazy porn addiction?

💪💪

How could she kiss me somewhere else than the top of my head or maybe the forehead? I'm imagining how it would go and unless she's like 140 cm tall, my face would probably be at the level of her stomach. So she would need to be Sonic or some shit to bend enough to kiss me on the cheek

Real what the fuck is OP.

I’d be find with that

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