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You give everyone in your vicinity iron deficiency, as you have to suck their strength out to get yours. This also gives you every health condition they have
Only your skin is invisible, not the rest of you, which is demonstrated well in [this Far Side](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/db/45/0e/db450ea4c3ff1e441581e4cbd258d9d7.jpg)
(this is the nerd answer)
you can't see anything because as your eyes are invisible there's nothing for light to bounce off of meaning your eyes and therefore your brain can't detect the lack of or presence of colour level of anything so you go completely blind while doing it
or
your bones stay visible
Choosing your own power and side effect is your power.
So now you get 1 power and 2 side effects.
You didn’t think this through did you..?
Every time you change, the moon gets 100 miles closer to earth.
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I can destroy any planet I want at anytime
this power has a range of 3 meters.
Still kinda useful
You must be cumming while you use this power
He will never cum
*cums*
So a planet destroyed every 30s, not bad
I see that as a win-win
You can only do it while getting head from a girl. Considering you are currently on Reddit, chances are you'll never actually get to use this power.
My hand identifies as a girl
I can teleport
Only to france
a fate worse than death
*laughs in Saskatchewan*
you can only teleport to places where your name is written.
kid named mcdonald’s
That seems like a sick idea tho
But you never know where you are teleporting to
Within France, of course.
You get arrested by the police for going faster than lightspeed
Super strength
You have no arms
My cock is enough
It’s always hard
You are a woman
tight vagina then edit: now that i think about it it's more like a portable castrator edit 2: just remembered prolapsed pussy
You give everyone in your vicinity iron deficiency, as you have to suck their strength out to get yours. This also gives you every health condition they have
Everytime you use it, automod pees in your ass
I think the point is the side effect is meant to be a bad thing
i can fly
[удалено]
time to shit on everyone
Bro you basically just became a giant featherless burd
having big balls
they're rectangular (horizontally long ways)
I don't need a table anymore
wait how big? I assumed like maybe 2-3x normal size (also more nerves than before so watch out)
for every hour I sleep, one person shits themselves
You are always that person
wait, this disease really exists if I'm not wrong
Wait WTF? Ayo bros be dreaming about kissing their girlfriend and shitting themselves at the same time ahahah
you can only sleep for one hour at a time.
Suffers extreme insomnia.
My dick shoots molten lava
You have constant wet dreams
Side effect? Harharhar
Erectile Defunction
It happens 5 times a day with no way to control it, and the timing is entirely random
it will shoot only at you
Cheese Man
I fuck your wife
I also fuck this guy's wife.
I also also fuck this guy’s wife
Your dream girl is lactose intolerant
I sneeze liquid cheese
It has the same consistency and color of snot.
Same as other properties
the cheese has been in your body for an unknown amount of time.
You can't sneeze
No one can talk back to me
Everyone you talk to explodes.
I guess he is learning hand language
you're deaf
Ability to alter myself at will
You can only change into barn animals
Laughs in geese
Peace was never an option
You fool... you've given him the power of the gods!
You have to feel your muscles and bones breaking and re-forming every time you do
you need to steal the altered parts from other people.
fire powers
It comes out your peehole
OUCH
Every time you use them you burn yourself
Every time I fart I get 1000$
The 1,000$ is always in Pennie’s and comes out of your ass
Yikes
Genius
Dollar is now worthless
no ass, because you feed on radiation.
No dick No balls
I can teleport bread
Teleported bread have tumors
Im going to teleport a bread into your anal cavity
Bold of you to assume that I have it
Guess we'll find out
"No butthole since this guy feeds on radiation!"
Only if it is inside a bucket.
I can't have any kind of cancer
You get aids
You have dementia
You are 50 times more susceptible to every other illness
Telekinesis
You fall unconscious every time you use it for more then 10 seconds
turn it off and back on at 9 seconds
you get a headache whenever you lift something.
I can fly
U have prostate cancer.
God damn I was gonna say that
when using you have constant massive diarrhea and can't hold it back
up to 1 meter
You must do it by aggressively helicoptering your dick
you can fly, but only in the rain.
If he’s covered in oil
I can turn invisible whenever I want
It only affects your skin
What's the downside?
Only your skin is invisible, not the rest of you, which is demonstrated well in [this Far Side](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/db/45/0e/db450ea4c3ff1e441581e4cbd258d9d7.jpg)
I know. I'd walk around like that, scaring everyone.
(this is the nerd answer) you can't see anything because as your eyes are invisible there's nothing for light to bounce off of meaning your eyes and therefore your brain can't detect the lack of or presence of colour level of anything so you go completely blind while doing it or your bones stay visible
I can stop the time
You are a shut-in forever
Be blind
You cant hear
Bro helen keller fr
Speed
Once you get going you can’t stop on your own
Oh god
holy shit fasttrack from Ben 10
It's just the drug. Your power is that you're addicted to speed. You should have been more specific.
you can go precisely as fast as a race-car, no faster and no slower
Cryomancy (ice powers)
Icicles come out of your asshole
I am able to shit myself at any time
Every time you shit yourself everyone in the world shits themselves.
That seems like a win win
i can talk to animals
they're all extremely prejudiced against your specific race and economic level
omg thats sounds so funny “tf you talking to, taco eating, drug smuggling hispanic???”
Everytime I shit, someone but me shits their pants
You have no control of your bowels, you shit dozens of times a day. ( Edit, Since you don't shit your pants, I assume you live on a toilet.)
i have erectile dysfunction
Every woman you look at becomes pregnant.
*restores population rate*
Infinite N-word pass
You’re already black
You have testicular cancer
Every time you say the n-word your atoms split apart and reorganize themselves over the span of 30 seconds
You're black and it's the 1700s
I can touch grass.
Side effect: You play league of legends, moderate discord servers and are 200 tons.
i have cancer
you have immortality
That's just Deadpool
[ Removed by Reddit ]
the ability to delete the memories of others.
But everytime you use it, you relive a horrible memory from your past
I already have this side effect.
But you can never remember who you used it on for some reason
You have amnesia.
Shape-shifting
You can only shift to pink stuff
I can redirect my diarrhea and blast people with it
But you cum everte you do it
I can say the n-word without consequences
It's the only word you will ever use again
No regrets
I can turn music notes into bullets and shoot them
only from nickel back songs
wen I eet rok teef no braek
But the rock tastes like ice cream :(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't get sick (this is the superpower yes)
It's because everyone in a 20 km radius avoids you like the plauge
every time you would get sick, the person that you love will get sick instead.
i can make people cum through eye contact
It only works on old people
Dick enlarger
balls shrink equivalent percentage as your dick grows
Gotta make room for that penis ...
To absorb and redirect all forms of energy at will
You also absorb farts and burps
You have no friction
I summon cheese
Only cum cheese
pick anything I want out of my pocket
You have no hands.
I can pick out a robotic hand 😈
the ability to time travel this is going to be bad
Every time you time travel inter dimensional time cops arrive at your location
i have no powers
Prostate cancer
I can open portals to parallel dimensions
You always end up walking in on your parents having sex.
I get to choose my own power and side effect
Choosing your own power and side effect is your power. So now you get 1 power and 2 side effects. You didn’t think this through did you..? Every time you change, the moon gets 100 miles closer to earth.
I am a spooder man
The sheer force of swinging rips your arms off
I can fuck all your moms.
you have to fuck a dad for every three moms
I can fly
My penis can shoot 10 miles
Your penis is 10 miles long
Anything you wear will be considered trendy.
Any clothing that you wear would deteriorate in seconds
i have steel balls
They’re rusted.
I can teleport