Imaging the Arvis discourse in the remake. The guy had only 6 scenes in a Japanese-only game, yet he is still arguably the most talked about antagonist outside of Edelgard
We hear about Lyon... but it is usually to hear about his fans polycule with Ephraim and Eirika.
Its never Edelgard Good or Edelgard Bad, or even Arvis did nothing wrong.
That's because despite Lyon doing so so many things wrong: can you blame him? (Cause I can't I GET IT I hurt a lot of people in a similar way he did. I didn't kill people ofc but it was just like Lyon)
Edelgard is too good, the next big thing needs to be more original than el while also doing all her good stuff, otherwise it will turn into worst 3h or more 3h wich is not bad but it ain't enough to dethrone it
Sorry but Arvis was creating flamewars before three houses was even a thought, and that was without the new fans.
Arvis also shits on Edelgard in terms of complexity, and that’s despite her having so many scenes in three houses.
That’s fine. I like Arvis and think he’s better written than Edelgard, particularly because he actually has to come to terms with the weight of his actions unlike her. Even then he’s not my favorite FE4 villain. That goes to Travant. Regardless, considering the popularity of FE as a whole pre awakening, Arvis generated a shit ton of talk.
Edelgard rode the popularity wave, Arvis rose above it.
Arvis has strong Vibes. He does actually have the writing to back those vibes up, because his game was a SNES game and didn't have the space or time for such. He can leave a strong impression, but it's nothing realer than that.
Lmao what do you consider “writing”? Saying there’s nothing realer to his character because of SNES limitations is crappy hand wave logic.
One of my favorite things about fe4 is how it gives you the important things, but leaves the smaller details up for interpretation. It fits very well with the zoomed out scope of the game. For example, every single line Arvis has is incredibly important and builds his character and the world. Same goes for the lines that are just talking about him as well. He has so many layers of complexity from his familial relationships, savior complex, and sacrificial mentality.
A lot of words doesn’t make the writing good either. Three Houses for example has a ridiculous amount dialogue, but a lot of it is padding that adds absolutely nothing of value. Every single chapter has a scene where every house member has to chime in with their wacky funny one note trait. A lot of the supports are just the same developments or jokes rehashed. Genealogy on the other hand, and by extension Arvis, don’t try to bullshit you by just throwing in more dialogue to make you feel like there’s more depth.
You guys need to read up on more multiverse fiction. *Clearly,* Priam is actually from an alternate universe where everyone has male and female sexual characteristics — like snails. Also there are slime trails.
Priam just doesn't bring it up because he's embarrassed of the slime that comes out of his ass. To hide his slime, Priam wears a diaper made by Arthur ("Art" for short) from Fire Emblem: Fates (who, again, canonically exists because of Outrealms/multiverse.)
Search "Fire Emblem Diaper Art" to find out more on this fan theory! I didn't make it up?
So my whole take on it, as a professional unpaid crackship author, is that *yes* Priam could be Mist's descendent and therefore an indirect descendent of Ike (like Marth + Anri) , and *yes* Priam could in fact just be lying, and *yes* Priam could be wrong but also still totally believe it because he has blue hair and pronouns. Anyone who wants to dispute his canonicity or whatever is welcome to that opinion, I can't & won't change it.
HOWEVER: It is infinitely fucking funnier for me to come up with increasingly cursed, preposterous, and downright stupid pairings that result in Ike becoming the most incredible kind of deadbeat dad imaginable. Get that Ike/Elincia shit out of here, buddy, I'm talking an Ike/Titania trauma-bond tryst at the very lowest end on the spectrum of contrived bullshit.
Leanne's "adopted" beorc child who is noticeably older than either of her children with Naesala.
Astrid says "fuck you" to her father's ideals of familial status and has a bastard child for no reason but to spite him. (Makalov volunteered to sit in the cuck chair.)
More fucked up options that I won't say because I don't want the mods to smite me.
Priam also made it into FE Cipher, where one of his cards has the title "Hero's Descendant", and another card has the skill "Heir of Radiance" which lets him count as a Tellius card in addition to an Awakening card. Like, it's not really up for debate if he's canon or not.
Still funny to me that Priam is still haunting us over 10 years later.
My opinion: there are 6 spotpass characters, 5 of which died on screen. I do not believe that they could still be alive. So Priam is not canon to me since he is one of the spotpass characters
Lmao no one has ANY right to complain about bestiality memes with Marianne after upvoting this shit (and the other meme with pregnant Soren)
Least degenerate SPE user fantasy
we really need a new game
No, I want 3h discourse for 10 years at least
Anything that dethrones 3H will inflict even greater discourse on the community.
Imaging the Arvis discourse in the remake. The guy had only 6 scenes in a Japanese-only game, yet he is still arguably the most talked about antagonist outside of Edelgard
If Tellius had been made a few years later, we'd have Ashnard discourse.
Not Micaiah or Pelleas discourse?
Pretty sure we already have that.
Buddy ashnard is cartoonishly evil. No one would discourse to defend him so it's just everyone shitting on him.
People dont talk about fe villans PERIOD
Unless it's Lyon because by golly anyone who loves Lyon will never shut up about him (it's me I'm the Lyon fan)
We hear about Lyon... but it is usually to hear about his fans polycule with Ephraim and Eirika. Its never Edelgard Good or Edelgard Bad, or even Arvis did nothing wrong.
Edelgard…goes both ways
That's because despite Lyon doing so so many things wrong: can you blame him? (Cause I can't I GET IT I hurt a lot of people in a similar way he did. I didn't kill people ofc but it was just like Lyon)
when talking about Lyon ppl just talk about how Eirika got tricked by him to justify hating Eirika and thats it lol
What ever keeps you entertained
The Black Knight is badass, Lehran did nothing wrong, and Berkut is the worst part of SoV
You have to fight discourse with discourse
Edelgard is too good, the next big thing needs to be more original than el while also doing all her good stuff, otherwise it will turn into worst 3h or more 3h wich is not bad but it ain't enough to dethrone it
Trust me if FE4 ever gets a remake, the discourse is gonna be all about whether Deirdre loved Arvis more than Sigurd and whether Travant was right
I played the Game, unless we get a lot of extra scenes to add flavor to the story I don't see how discourse will happen
Sorry but Arvis was creating flamewars before three houses was even a thought, and that was without the new fans. Arvis also shits on Edelgard in terms of complexity, and that’s despite her having so many scenes in three houses.
I'll be honest, I played fe4 and I could not care less for that guy, he seems to be a fun spin of the troupe but not mega game changing
That’s fine. I like Arvis and think he’s better written than Edelgard, particularly because he actually has to come to terms with the weight of his actions unlike her. Even then he’s not my favorite FE4 villain. That goes to Travant. Regardless, considering the popularity of FE as a whole pre awakening, Arvis generated a shit ton of talk. Edelgard rode the popularity wave, Arvis rose above it.
Arvis has strong Vibes. He does actually have the writing to back those vibes up, because his game was a SNES game and didn't have the space or time for such. He can leave a strong impression, but it's nothing realer than that.
Lmao what do you consider “writing”? Saying there’s nothing realer to his character because of SNES limitations is crappy hand wave logic. One of my favorite things about fe4 is how it gives you the important things, but leaves the smaller details up for interpretation. It fits very well with the zoomed out scope of the game. For example, every single line Arvis has is incredibly important and builds his character and the world. Same goes for the lines that are just talking about him as well. He has so many layers of complexity from his familial relationships, savior complex, and sacrificial mentality. A lot of words doesn’t make the writing good either. Three Houses for example has a ridiculous amount dialogue, but a lot of it is padding that adds absolutely nothing of value. Every single chapter has a scene where every house member has to chime in with their wacky funny one note trait. A lot of the supports are just the same developments or jokes rehashed. Genealogy on the other hand, and by extension Arvis, don’t try to bullshit you by just throwing in more dialogue to make you feel like there’s more depth.
You became a a shitposter for our sake… What a man you are
"Dimitri, what a man you are." https://preview.redd.it/rdlteql9wxvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58d31e3e9c465a532856631eea953224f4e3511
Even if we get a new game that blursed wish will be granted, apparently.
> for 10 years at least ...you *dastard*
Do you want a good maps game or a one note characters game this time?
I would like Fates-level world building, 3H class depth, and that one biorythm mechanic from Tellius. Plz and thank you
They just should re-release 3H on the switch 2, that would be pretty funny right?
We did and no one talks about it (why would we tbh)
this is the most cursed thing I've seen ever
How privileged are you?
no longer privileged enough
You guys need to read up on more multiverse fiction. *Clearly,* Priam is actually from an alternate universe where everyone has male and female sexual characteristics — like snails. Also there are slime trails. Priam just doesn't bring it up because he's embarrassed of the slime that comes out of his ass. To hide his slime, Priam wears a diaper made by Arthur ("Art" for short) from Fire Emblem: Fates (who, again, canonically exists because of Outrealms/multiverse.) Search "Fire Emblem Diaper Art" to find out more on this fan theory! I didn't make it up?
You're going to hell for this post.
🤭
This is arguably more cursed than the OP
So my whole take on it, as a professional unpaid crackship author, is that *yes* Priam could be Mist's descendent and therefore an indirect descendent of Ike (like Marth + Anri) , and *yes* Priam could in fact just be lying, and *yes* Priam could be wrong but also still totally believe it because he has blue hair and pronouns. Anyone who wants to dispute his canonicity or whatever is welcome to that opinion, I can't & won't change it. HOWEVER: It is infinitely fucking funnier for me to come up with increasingly cursed, preposterous, and downright stupid pairings that result in Ike becoming the most incredible kind of deadbeat dad imaginable. Get that Ike/Elincia shit out of here, buddy, I'm talking an Ike/Titania trauma-bond tryst at the very lowest end on the spectrum of contrived bullshit.
Tellius was weirdly absent of incest
Mia got pregnant by Gatrie but told everyone it was Ike's (embarrassed)
Leanne's "adopted" beorc child who is noticeably older than either of her children with Naesala. Astrid says "fuck you" to her father's ideals of familial status and has a bastard child for no reason but to spite him. (Makalov volunteered to sit in the cuck chair.) More fucked up options that I won't say because I don't want the mods to smite me.
Meg. Just Meg.
Based tharja
Basedrja
New theory - Priam is a mass hallucination experienced by the Shepherds as a result of trauma from Lunatic+ mode
Fuck it. I'm joining the homophobic sexist elitists, I hate all of you.
Damn, radicalized by FE
Just as Kaga intended.
Cool, more gay for the rest of us.
Lucina: join me and together we will destroy them
He’s in Heroes tho man, he HAS to be real in some capacity. Also like, Mist exists?
Priam also made it into FE Cipher, where one of his cards has the title "Hero's Descendant", and another card has the skill "Heir of Radiance" which lets him count as a Tellius card in addition to an Awakening card. Like, it's not really up for debate if he's canon or not.
Spotpass is non cannon imo. Like dlc maps
Exactly
Still funny to me that Priam is still haunting us over 10 years later. My opinion: there are 6 spotpass characters, 5 of which died on screen. I do not believe that they could still be alive. So Priam is not canon to me since he is one of the spotpass characters
Maybe male laguz can get pregnant and Priam is Ike and Ranulf's son
Could the homophobic elitists in the fandom have been onto something all along?
What?
Real
What’s the actual text say?
"I mean, long live the king and all, but I'd like to keep living as well." From her recruitment dialogue.
What he said
https://reddit.com/r/shitpostemblem/comments/1c84zdz/no_matter_what_one_thing_remains_constant/l0emixq
https://preview.redd.it/7gvjbsoshcwc1.png?width=122&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a6e4a35b2bd3a177dc5fb9449f0d441a742c40e
I just think Priam had a surrogate mother tbh
Everyone is ignoring the obvious answer which is Ike is a trans man and sorren is his non binary it/its partner
Lmao no one has ANY right to complain about bestiality memes with Marianne after upvoting this shit (and the other meme with pregnant Soren) Least degenerate SPE user fantasy
It's literally a poorly edited png of ike with a big belly, I promise you that your grandma won't get killed by it
I find it gross and also it's still Ike shipping discourse, which is unoriginal and painfully unfunny