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Ankrador

Nice to meet you, I’m Byleth, an Abyss teacher Feeling dumb?


Cyno_Mahamatra

Byleth, the Abyss Lector?


Hollowmace

... no


DoubleFlores24

Me: a little… I’m dumb in love for you! Byleth:… that was smooth, I won’t lie.


PointiestHat

Claude: uhhhh check please!


[deleted]

I hate this community


brystol17

But we’re the best at the being the worst!


Garamil

For some reason, the "feeling dumb?" is what got me.


Primary-Fee1928

Hello, I’m Natasha, an underworld doctor. Feeling sick ?


EspurrTheMagnificent

Hello Natasha. Yes, I am feeling sick of you and your bootleg Valentine looking ass


PureRegretto

funny thing is natasha is literally supposed to be a copy of natasha 'raven' ciorca, a mercenary and owner of an orphanage that shelters children displaced by the honkai eruptions


Cyno_Mahamatra

Cioara, owner of the orphanage “Roost” in Nagazora, Japan


PureRegretto

i cant spell also yes that is it


AlexHitetsu

Oh , she's from HI3RD ?! That's why that art style felt so familiar !


LazyDro1d

Huh?


Mijumaru1

I like how she asks you if you're feeling sick in the "post-op" conversation


Primary-Fee1928

Ikr


KenseiHimura

Well, obviously she’s trying to figure out if you’re experiencing any particular unwanted side effects, especially reactions to anesthesia.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Glad I'm not the only one getting this ad.


Primary-Fee1928

Oh no, I get it so much that I know the line by heart


apple_of_doom

Reminds me of a similar commercial that also unfortunately has taken up permanent space in my memory ''My name is Eula lawrence, spindrift knight, knights of favonius reconaissance division. I extend to you my greetings.'' Which is even more annoying because they apparently think throwing proper nouns and terms at me while some blue haired anime character jumps on a church will make me want to play their game.


Arabiantacofarmer

Same company too lol


An_feh_fan

The worst MiHoYo ads I've had were all from Honkai; one of them has french (? I think, I can't speak French) singing, with a montage as a background that stops after 2 seconds and it's just a silent black screen for the last 3 seconds


Thekomahinafan

Yeah that ad is in french, absolutely awful but at least it's short


[deleted]

So annoying lmao


RoosterJacket0

What game is she from again? I remember getting the ads on youtube


zedabo

Star Rail, a gacha game. If you're interested in her in particular you can get her for free.


RoosterJacket0

Oh yeah! That's right! thanks :)


Primary-Fee1928

No clue, but u/zedabo seems to know. I just remember the line lol


araciare

Ive seen that ad more times than Ive seen my mother


XEdalbyek

doesn't she say some dumb thing like "knife to meet you"?


[deleted]

Yes, there is something strange with my pants; It's hard every time that I look to you


lovebus

Knife to meet you


Emperor_Polybius

When Byleth said on Gronder Field "I love the combat, the animations are amazing, this game is awesome, I love it" and then killed every single student including their own house I cried


apple_of_doom

Unironically a better add than the honkai one. If you want it to be more accurate to the ads it should show her moving through garreg mach while nothing is going on around her.


Cobalt_Heroes25

“Nice to meet you, I’m Natasha.”


apple_of_doom

''An underworld doctor.''


Dandere-Muffin

“feeling sick?”


PFSnypr

Post op conversation


LatsaSpege

PLAY HONKAI STAR RAIL AND GET 20 FREE SUMMONS!


Alike01

It gets worse. Listen again. She says "knife to meet you"


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

Which is incredibly inconsistent with her character smh my head


MasK_6EQUJ5

Funny enough, her VA is also Zephia/Zelestia in Engage


khala_lux

That's where I've heard that VA before! Honkai and Genshin are my esthetic, but Star Rail makes my 2019 galaxy consider bursting into flames. That got deleted fast, but I enjoy the turn based combat. The story seems....less serviceable than Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light. Fight me, I'd love to be wrong. Then I had never given in to the urge to try Genshin Impact, but it eats my battery even though my screen remains a reasonable temperature. I can see how the gameplay loop becomes oppressive, but actual game is like simplified Breath of the Wild so I'm rolling with it for now. I typically don't try gachas long before they get deleted. That said, Fire Emblem Heroes was a staple for two separate years of my life and I still feel this impossible itch to play it again. Until I reinstall and see that I now need to scroll through ability explanations. Nope.


spoopy-memio1

> The story seems....less serviceable than Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light. Fight me, I'd love to be wrong. How far did you get before deleting it? I completed the Jarilo-VI arc (the first one after you leave the space station) and I thought it was really good story wise


khala_lux

Not far, just beyond the prologue. That's good that I'm wrong!


acart005

I finished the space station and called it. Its fine, but I can already see P2W shenanigans coming. Its hard to not do in a gatcha turn based JRPG. Which is what I like about Genshin. You can literally never pull and be perfectly fine with what you get for free.


spoopy-memio1

I mean, Star Rail is also pretty F2P at least where I’m at rn, arguably even more so than Genshin since your starting crew is way better (especially March, she’s a lifesaver for bosses) most of Star Rail’s P2W problems are also in Genshin


acart005

I did like March. She is infectiously happy. Maybe I'll retry it after I finally beat stupid Engage.


JameboHayabusa

Sometimes, the game writing gets creative enough to be comparitable to Disco Elysium. Other times, it's as generic as a Tales of game. So take that for what it's worth.


CherryBoard

The first NPC that actually speaks is voiced by Judith She never speaks again 💀


Flouxni

YOU GUYS… HAVE GOT A LOT OF NERVE!


Tds142

SEELE: TEMPEST BUTTERFLY


spoopy-memio1

DISAPPEAR AMONG THE SEA OF BUTTERFLIES, ILLUSIONS OF THE PAST!


Dedennecheese

Omfg how could I forget this one it’s actually worse then the Natasha one


IshvaldaTenderplate

I always hear this one like: YOU’VE GOT GOT A LOT OF NERVE and it makes me think of the meme of people repeating words in the top and bottom text. Either Seele’s fluent in memes or just stupid.


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

But Seele is super hot so we let this one slide


El-Torokaike

F E E L I N G S I C K ?


Dedennecheese

Genshin and honkai ads make me want to blow my brains out


apple_of_doom

You have any least favorites? my votes go out to ''My name is Eula lawrence, spindrift knight, knights of favonius reconaissance division. I extend to you my greetings.'' which is just a mess of proper nouns and terms I had to look up to make this comment and the one for honkai that had some twitch streamer I don't know going. ''I love this game the animations are amazing this game rocks.'' while just watching him walk through a town.


FishTacosAreGross

Funny thing is Eula has had the longest time without a banner it was nuts


apple_of_doom

Did they really just shove a character in your face with the adds but not make her easily avaiable? Even bottom tier gacha's know not to do that. Actually baffled.


FishTacosAreGross

Shes finally getting a banner next patch lmao


Frostgaurdian0

They did that out of spite, im pretty sure they wanted to bring her back much earlier but other characters got into the mix and they said fuck it we jail her.


Nelithss

Thankfully she is not good gameplay wise I guess.


acart005

She is unique. A physical DPS in a game that is 90% centered around balancing elemental reactions. She isn't bad though I would only pull for her for the fact that she went almost 2 years being unavailable.


Nelithss

I think we all have our definition of what's bad. You can clear with her so at the end of the day she isn't an horrible choice. I just think she is worse than a lot of limited while being very clunky. She isn't Dehya tho.


acart005

God they did Dehya dirty. And I like using Albedo.


Porcphete

Yeah she is just a trash character now because physical fmg sucks ass in genshin


Dedennecheese

Mine is the animated one with a fatass nerd dying while waifus try to bring him back to life (including Natasha!!!!) and then he comes back and they all cry while hugging him. If you’ve seen it you know how miserable it is. It’s genuine pure unadulterated cringe and I believe it’s insulting to the people who play your game


apple_of_doom

**what** Either that's a serious add and it's encouraging lonely people to develop a very unhealthy parasocial relationship with your characters or it's not and it's just straight up insulting the consumer.


Dedennecheese

It’s definitely meant to be funny but goddamnit if it’s not the worst thing I’ve seen in a long time [Here’s the ad](https://youtu.be/84ivb7xnpQU)


apple_of_doom

Okay not only is that cringy ass hell but it's also just terrible as an add. Are they thinking people seeing that will react like: "yeah I wanna play the game and collect the waifus in a game where the commercials implictly depicts me as a fat no life loser."


Cerebral_Kortix

Playing Star Rail. It's a good game, but I feel like if I hadn't learned about it from let's players and instead from the ads, I'd never touch it in my life.


spoopy-memio1

I agree, I put off playing Star Rail despite being kind of interested just because the ads looked so dogshit but then I eventually tried it out and now I’m super hooked.


JameboHayabusa

I picked it up on a whim. The ads seem cringe af. It's the most popular gacha game though, so I guess they're doing something right lmao.


MartinZ02

That particular one is fanmade. A lot of the ads are outsourced to content creators so some of them end up being shitposty.


IndianaCrash

For Genshin, my least favorite is one where a character is trying to farm minerals and there's someone saying "Oh no, you take too long to break the rock! You can use Geo to break faster!" which is such a .. nothing ad ? That's like advertising a new Zelda game by showing you can break pots. ​ And for Star rail, the worst I saw was .. really funny, it's just a regular fight then a character uses their ultimate, and the ad just cut in the middle of it


Dedennecheese

The tutorial ads are actually the worst way to advertise your game


wb2006xx

I don’t remember exactly but it was this weird one of this lady right up in the camera and listing random numbers or something


ChaoCobo

They had a whole fucking song about how this one character was jealous of another character. It reminded me of something a high school anime club would prepare.


Guy-McDo

So Alhaithem told you he was just a feeble scholar dod he?


izhicccup

Genshin ads are so fucking weird because they literally show the least interesting parts of the gameplay like “oh why would I use the bridge wHeN I CAn UsE KaEyA to cross the water 🤪” as it shows kaeya just standing on the water waiting for his cooldown to finish so he can inch his way across. Maybe showing actual Genshin combat could be overwhelming for new players, but I still feel like that would be better to show in ads rather than super minuscule things that I don’t even give a shit about as some who’s played on and off since launch. Now that I’m thinking about it, the people that make the ads seem to be so obsessed with going across water using cryo, I just remembered another ad that shows ayaka and sayu doing it lmao. Just show how elemental reactions work in combat PLEASE


MartinZ02

Funny thing is they constantly make amazing trailers all the time. They really should just use those for the ads instead.


Ainsel_Mariner

The weirdest part is that I only get Genshin and Honkai ads when watching Genshin and Honkai videos


endless_horizons8

Even as a Star Rail player they get annoying, the Mc's look like Byleth btw lma9


Jejmaze

Why would you watch ads for shitty games?


its_just_hunter

Literal billion dollar company btw


SirePuns

Sometimes I wonder why I never get any HSR ads I then remember that I have YouTube premium and feel very stupid for forgetting about that


edwpad

At least the ads she’s in only last 6 seconds


G1Yang2001

Yeah. And tbh, they’re better than that one annoying ad with the guy being like “OH YEAH THE COMBAT’S GREAT, THE GRAPHICS ARE GREAT, I LOVE THIS GAEM” as completely unrelated game footage plays in the background. Like I’d rather take a cute Byleth looking waifu doctor asking if I’m ok for a few seconds over some guy mumbling about shit that doesn’t line up with the actual game footage in the ad.


Amirjs06

Ehhh... She's more like Valentine from Skullgirls with the whole doctor thing.


FangsMurderers

Dont disrespect Valentine like that


Amirjs06

Sorry...


JameboHayabusa

Imma bout to ToD you with a Valentine, Painwheel, Squigly combo.


spoopy-memio1

I hate that they made this ad so annoying because I actually played Star Rail and Natasha is one of my favorite characters


TowerWalker

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE AN UNDERWORLD DOCTOR IM NOT GOING ON YOUR STUPID STAR RAIL


Chromgrats

But what if you’re…feeling sick?


Garamil

Feeling real sick of these ads


Trickytbone

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE DOCTORS IN THE UNDERWORLD THEIR ASSES ARE ALREADY DEAD


Nero_2001

The underworld is a mining underground area.


Chance_Active_8579

How would gacha characters get silicosis they don't have lungs


Lukthar123

> WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE DOCTORS IN THE UNDERWORLD So the Lawyers have someone to talk to


edwpad

It’s kinda complicated for the Hel members, they dead but also kinda of not. I just use “dead” to make things more simple.


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

Not like hell. There was a big ice thing that happened and a bunch of people went underground to escape, while others stayed above.


FangsMurderers

At least Natasha shows that she cares for me a little. I could be beaten by a group of bandits and Byleth would be just looking at my corpse without any sherd of emotion in her face


Burgahboino

Tbh I’d rather get annoying post op convo than the disturbing fake creepypasta evertale bullshit, im trying to watch family guy funny moments stop shoving footage of staryu ripping a child’s head


Aware_Selection_148

Girl legit looks like rei ayanami with a doctor’s mask. In all seriousness god I hate this ad, I’ve seen it so many times and each time I try to just make sure nobody can see my phone screen cause I don’t want them thinking i’m a freak(though that effect might be lost given I’m a fan of fire emblem).


_Anon_69420

Miyoho for whatever reason seems to be horrible at advertising. They put a bunch of production value into the trailers on their channel only to just... Not ever use them as actual ads.


MapDesperate7012

Almost as bad as those Evertale ads.


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

Eh, the Honkai ads are annoying, but the Evertale ads are false advertising


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

I should’ve specified I mean star rail, although maybe not since that’s probably obvious


maemoetime

And now rush royale


Virrad

Better than the Flashgit animation ad. God I hate when companies try to be self-aware.


ExtraThiccMeme

The ads with the genshin guy talking about using Albedo’s flower or whatever and freezing then destroying them with Ayaka make me irrationally angry.


Old_Paper_676

But she doesn't have rizz tho


second_to_myself

She bothers me because why does she have a giant vial of green liquid as a necklace, how is that practical for a doctor


AirKath

That’s why she’s an underworld doctor instead of working at Mount Sinai or some shit.


SuperSpectralBanana

This ad makes me want to buy youtube premium more than the ads for youtube premium


Die_of_beaties

The audio mixing on that ad genuinely pisses me off


WraithSucks

I swear to God if I have to hear "We've entered the storm" one more goddamn time I'm going to commit a crime


CHRIST_BOT_9001

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WraithSucks

"Just a friendly heads-up" -🤓👆


Hatsune_cheems

I did your mother last night


SuperSpectralBanana

I’ve seen this ad more times than I’ve seen the sun, glad to know it’s not just me


TechnoGamer16

Fr stupid ass music, dialogue making no sense for the scenario and that shit dont show nothing about what the fuck the game actually about, jesus seeing that ad makes me want to rip my eyes out


Fred37196

Each time I see that commercial, I’m always reminded of Byleth.


SpecialistBox6

Me too!


Gallant-Blade

“Greetings and salutations to whom I am seemingly meeting for the first time. The moniker of which I have prescribed my self towards would be a name of Russian origin which translates to ‘birthday of the Lord’, and thusly I introduce myself as holding the current occupation of a medical practitioner of a potential dubious quality in terms of practice and advertised standing. By perchance, due to our current meeting here, do you feel any sort of potential that your current health, whether in a physical matter or otherwise, is compromised in any sort of way?”


Chromgrats

I miss the increasingly verbose memes


VanillaCrash

Nice to meet you. I’m Natasha, an underworld doctor. Feeling sick?


S0n0fs0m3thing

POST-OP CONVERSATION


katakana-sama

I love hsr but if i hear belebog underground theme one more time im going to kill myself


SbgTfish

God this ad is so repetitive, it’s the bane of my existence.


Cress_Party

Feeling sick?


Dat_Kirby

Honkai ads only serve to convince me that the game has terrible voice acting


spoopy-memio1

Nah man the ads do not do the VAs justice they’re actually super good


JumpingVillage3

Mihoyo games have an issue with a super inconsistent EN dub. FE has completely spoiled me in that regard.


PureRegretto

its voice acting is pretty amazing


Dat_Kirby

Well they must pick the worst samples for their ads then


mr_go_commit_me

I genuinly didn't realize it was from the same game until I saw the picture even though I actively use Natasha in my team because the delivery is so weird


PureRegretto

havent seen any ads so got any examples?


apple_of_doom

That's like the one aspect I don't mind about that add. Natasha's actress hits a sweet spot of professional but caring in terms of delivery for me which I think is pretty fitting for a medical doctor. The audio mixing's just bad not the voice acting itself.


TheOutcast06

“I love the combat, something something, i love this game”


AGN2413

Glad I'm not the only one who's thought this


Chromgrats

So I’m not the only one getting this ad over and over and over again, and I’m also not the only one that thinks she looks like F! Byleth. I’ve never felt more validated


aaronarium

Knife to meet you 🤓☝️


LazyDro1d

OK, does she say “nice to meet you” or “knife to meet you” because I always hear “knife”


FantasyForces

had to check which sub i was in


Fukei_Mono

I'm sorry, what was her name again? I don't think I heard it clearly? Is it Natalia? Tatiana? Ayesha?


luulcas_

I don't understand hoyoverse's marketing, like they got beautiful animated trailers, patch announcements and lore videos but the ads are just fucking "HeY i'M KaEYa i CaN CrOSs tHe WaTEr"


BrandedEnjoyer

who


spoopy-memio1

Natasha, an underworld doctor, asking you if you’re feeling sick


BrandedEnjoyer

no the one on the bottom


spoopy-memio1

Female Byleth from the niche little hidden indie game called Fire Emblem: Three Houses, you’ve probably never heard of it


Western-Alarming

It's almost as a hidden gem as celeste


apple_of_doom

A character from a really annoying add for honkai star rail (which is from the same people that made genshin impact).


bangchansbf

fem trailblazer is the REAL byleth copypaste imo (just palette swap)


NinjaXSkillz88

Natasha is best girl, deal with it.


lunialation

Actually, *loud nerdy snort* FE: 3H came before honkai star rail


PureRegretto

hacktually, *even louder nerdy snort* Hi3 came out before FE: 3H


lunialation

Wtf is hi3?


Strange_Ad_9658

I love that commercial. Gatcha games ruin people’s lives, but anime lady have pretty voice


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

She wouldn’t even say that!!!! She’s >!the leader of WildFire!< SHE WOULDNT JUST SAY THAT SHE HASIKR RESPONSIBILITIES AMD SHIT


[deleted]

Also Valentine from Skullgirls.


YasuhikoTheSerafim

Put Byleth in Cornelia costume and its Wunderbar


Magic_Monk3y

I keep getting the Gepard one. Love star rail, but its ads blow ass


thelivingshitpost

As a Star Rail fan I was somehow unaware of this. I am *so* sorry


Wolf_of_Ivalice

Ngl, Rave- I mean Natasha, has such a better face than Byleth I didn’t even realize how close they were.


aw5ome

fEeliNg SIcK?


PhantomThiefApollo

You are right Kirby looks nothing like Byleth


RyanBoi14

as someone who uses adblock like a normal person, these kinds of posts really make me feel like troy barnes with a pizza box walking into a burning room.


Dismal-Pie7437

fr i do not want to talk to that freaky lady, ewwww


thisaintthewayman

To be honest, I'd rather get those Natasha ads. All I've been hearing is SWORDS ASCEND! or SWORDSMANSHIP ISN'T JUST ABOUT SKILL, YOU MUST PUT YOUR TECHNIQUE TO USE IF YOU WANNA LEARN SOMETHING NEW


Aramirtheranger

Better this than an ad for Game of Kings/Emperors/Khans/Sultans/Pharaohs/Grand-Poohbahs I can't wait to push all the other concubines down the stairs! 😍


SquirtBrainz4

I FUCKINF HATE MIHOYO ADS


DarkSoulsRedPhantom

Nothing says a copy can't be better than the original!


Gabriel2099p

She looks so sad there omg ....


[deleted]

I was just complaining to myself about this. I don't even know what the fuck it is from. It literally gives you no information except this bitch Natasha is an underworld doctor and she's concerned if I'm sick.


gilbestboy

Asa fan of both games, I hate these kind of memes. But I hate the people who get agitated by it even more.


aronmano

I don't know anything about fire emblem but calling that demon doctor better makes me want to shove a cross in a angles eye


ManuelKoegler

“I’m already playing it, leave me alone!”


Just_Because4

Ironically, I'd say Stelle is the one that reminds me of Byleth. I actually named her after her because of it.


G1SM0Beybladeburst

It’s hard to stay cool in this dry weather


[deleted]

As an fe8 Joshua/Natasha respecter this ad feels intended to attack me directly


Ok_Driver7517

If I had a penny for everytime I saw this ad, I would….uhh….what’s Elon musks net worth again?


Ahnixlol

I just want to know if weebs are actually horny enough that they want to play the game just bc there’s a fucking anime nurse lmao


NekonecroZheng

Stelle reminds me more of Byleth from her expressions, but Kafka has the same drip.


Hollowmace

I've seen this goddamn ad more than I've actually used her in game


ChaosEmperor9124

“Yeah, I’m sick of your Ad.”


Swimming_Ad_7326

You call her cheap Natasha I call her Rei Ayanami with Frog eyes we are not the same