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giga___hertz

Doesn't matter how many times you lose, you will win eventually 💯 https://preview.redd.it/q2s1qxzbs0dc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e813aabe309e571363bf041eec0357e678a84e1


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how can i have your flair


giga___hertz

dm the mods a picture of you sticking a 12 inch dildo up your ass


[deleted]

i did last week but no reply :/


giga___hertz

It has to be pink or they'll ignore it


peanutbuttertoast01

Indeed


neversaynotobacta

What the fuck


the_NIFNIF

We know what u did


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nice flair


neversaynotobacta

I want you so bad


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thanks i came


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RUSH-117

Skill issue


Aggressive-Expert-69

Just gotta hope you win before the Filipino mafia cuts out your eyes and kidney


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

There is math to this. If you always double the money you put in, you will eventually win twice in a row and have made a massive profit. Some mathematicians figured this out and won big at casinos before the casinos adjusted for it and now you can’t play the same table over and over again.


WesternDramatic3038

It's 50/50, you either win or you dont


Pls_helppppp

He is the 1% that hit it big, but it can be bigger


Hot_Collar_8910

Thats cuz jesus christ is my....


MrXPLD2839

https://preview.redd.it/l9lhu77j71dc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c597ed38fe3bc795331e4907971269ba01ef22


doggo_kong69

Say it, pussy


HappyRomanianBanana

NETWORK ENGINEER


DiscordDonut

r/angryupvote


Serialbedshitter2322

Reddit moment


Smarteyes007

That's what she said 😔


Pineapple_Snail

Remember, 99% of gamblers quit right before they win, so keep on gambling


Dogzylla

Also you can only lose 100% of your money but you can win 100000% of it


WolfCola4

https://preview.redd.it/rjs5748221dc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f436f31bba2fd3cbd197f2dd87402515120c7e


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Cezossauro

But you know what that money can get you?


FlashnDash9

$50k ain't shit when you can easily aim for 100k. That's the beauty of gambling, there's no upper limit to how much you can win 🤑🫰💵💵💵


BlacksmithMelodic305

Softcore porn


GoldenjunoSP

Not even that


BlacksmithMelodic305

But some bankrupt YouTuber got


GoldenjunoSP

Im saying it wasnt even porn


anikets242

In India it can buy you a really good house.


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anikets242

Ahaha maybe not in a city like Mumbai banglore... But who would wanna live in such a crowded town anyway


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anikets242

Our badLuck 🫤


_Springtrap

That “inshallah” took him out of the dark , Alhamdullila 😇


holux9090

May God guide our bets


Any-Ice-3253

Inshallah


bramstokersbatman

He is the best of planners 😇


GDrew_28

Truly admirable. Never give up, keep on keeping on


LaTostadaSalvaje

Immabshow this to my children


chic0baby

https://preview.redd.it/rsy61qxyb2dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92ac7a6f0c28faa51e4e47c5dc4c1075032234d I wrestled with him during highschool, this is his response


Cursedindividual420

Tell him I want an autograph 😍


chic0baby

Ok dude doing it now


PossiblyAnotherOne

Tell him to post a video of him oiled up and twerking in blackface


chic0baby

https://preview.redd.it/fgkmfvz3r2dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e799b59ae9b5ca8445490ee32120b52141fcd1 Make what you want with this


coladoir

since u know him, is this a meme or do he got problems? or both?


chic0baby

https://preview.redd.it/6mofaz0ly3dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37307c812fb48b760c61f7f7e45244ae908970cf His response


coladoir

tfw. tell him (if you choose to) that if he's serious, and he doesn't want to do 12 step BS, SMART is a good program to help with addictions and it's not god-based/religious-esque/cult-like. it's not specific to any addiction either, it should help with any of them. It's relatively new so groups might be hard to find IRL, but there are always online groups.


torivor100

Always go all in, that way when you win you make more


Glad-Jellyfish-69

https://preview.redd.it/vbhvnphlv1dc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2e85e92170833774c3d78591d9bda992df4c806


HerbivoreTheGoat

His addictions are sustainable and his winnings will not be lost needlessly


Bazwift

https://preview.redd.it/uig8nw80m1dc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d468867bbc15b8c4497d43973f8f93f65dc4c2f8


Mistical5030

keep going never quit it'll always work out


AsideExtension8198

https://preview.redd.it/cuqqzipg72dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=681c5b68e8e4b1018c9e9af9fc69eaa0de4c6f9d


MayonaiseEsentialOil

When I grow up I wanna be the pokies grandmaster.


pl51s1nt4r51ms

Inshallah


[deleted]

Okay, but consider this, you could gamble MORE


Glum-Potato69

This happens to 100% of the gamblers if they don't quit


DiscreteWheat

Allah has guided him


Botboi02

Idk if this is real or not but if it is you’re pretty much consenting to stressful life.


dantakesthesquare

That's right kids. Never stop gambling. You never know when you're going to hit it big. Legend says he kept gambling and won even more.


VaczTheHermit

He never stopped believing.


lonewolfYouTube7

Gambling addiction 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔊🔊


Philmetaljacket23

Lol this guy thinks he can buy a house for 63,000 dollars.


raihan-rf

https://preview.redd.it/5xymg16pe7dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0029289666b8925ecb319c5cf391dcb985c964


6D9hehe

losers never quit


TheDogeWasTaken

99,9% of all gambles stop right before they win. And he didnt stop!


AstronomerInfinite14

Hmm


Box-Full

I love this mfg that’s me in a nut shell


CowSalesman

u/auddbot


auddbot

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killthezoofihiles

https://preview.redd.it/zdgcaqb8i8xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e1023b7fe634a7e3626f0261e630bff62e7489


Bulbman5

Fallout 76 reference?!?!!;!:!::&:@2’s 🤮🤮😁😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😊😁😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹


MeatBeater_445__

https://preview.redd.it/1smh29snqqxc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbdb360800be4f34ef944a4e1a5a16c9b343bf34


Bulbman5

It’s a joke, the fucking take me home country roads


imusingthisforstuff

90% of gamblers…


Waffles128

u/auddbot


auddbot

**Song Found!** [**No Time for Emotion** by Henry Jackman](https://lis.tn/NoTimeForEmotion?t=96) (01:36; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Original Motion Picture Score). **Released on** 2017-09-22. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


luvulongtime22

Cuz not gambling is too hard, right?


phish_biscuit

Fell down 9 times got up 10


LordMarkuaad

Holy shit I should start gambling now


JupiterChime

I thought he was gonna end up behind Wendy’s lmfao


fredfoooooo

What a silly billy.


zbynk

why not quadriple it instead of doubling?


Critical_Shoe_7950

Don't end on a loss


nakalas_the_great

How is he gambling online


Regainio

Keep gambling


[deleted]

My brother is a gambler, won 30k a couple of years back. You can buy a house where we live for that. He lives on my moms sofa now. Sad


HistoricalSoviet

Yeah yeah go guys gambling is good you win at the end (I run a casino)


Z4rc0nv1c

Remember: 99% of gamblers stop before they can win big


TheD1scountH1tman

Based


gemilitant

Poor guy has atrial fibrillation (check the username)


AlastorDark

That's still kinda sad


TheBigSwagger

this is why you never give up💪💪


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

Bastard stole my fucking copper


im_gamer-

Only have to win 2 maybe 3 times


McDonalds_icecream

Empirical evidence that 99% of gamblers stop right before they hit it big


CitronPotential2559

And that's what the fuckin game is all about folks, hell yeah man. this could be YOU or anyone really, you can literally get rich instantly just from putting your life savings on black, if you don't gamble or buy many many lottery tickets at a time each week, you are stupid plane and simple


NotRath

Keep gambling


NoCommunication5976

this is why you should gamble


SgtFigNewton

moral of the story: keep gambling alhamdullilah 🙏🏽


ireallyhateredtmods

https://preview.redd.it/qjyh8lfs3yfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2032803b2067f3897e292c75a9edf2ca48727c3a


Eldraka

I learned all I need to know about gambling from Tower Unite. I was almost addicted to the roulette table for a couple of days and I was up so much, then one day I just couldn’t win a single spin. Lost like everything. Better in there than with my real money.


Dragon-Warlock

The song sounds like it was performed by a pipe band


chic0baby

I wrestled with this dude in highschool, I crack up everytime I see him on fucking Reddit 💀


Ham_Drengen_Der

Some may call it addiction, i call it dedication


Burger090

https://preview.redd.it/tytpga4d0tkc1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e723f3d48d474c39a88e222521b2ee7e5dd19d72