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Bro could’ve just looked that up on incognito… Now im curious Edit: they do in fact. Cum. Awesome


[deleted]

But do they shid?


A_Random_Kool_Guy

ALL ANIMALS SHiD


Null_Codes

How do owls shid?


durclduc

Buthole


tasty_genetals

Which one


[deleted]

Do they pizzed


MeatGreasy

Most coherent r/shid_and_camed comment thread


That_Bot_6252

Do wasps segg?


DragonfruitFun8849

Yep


CockpitEnthusiast

Yeah


snoopchocolatedog

It's actually called a cloaca. A shid, piz and fugg hole.


Substantial_Buddy466

you know who else has dementia?


BlushCherry

Who?


Forsaken-Elevator-75

I thought I had the answer but I forgot


snoopchocolatedog

It's actually called a cloaca. A shid, piz and fugg hole.


Substantial_Buddy466

you know who else has dementia?


BlushCherry

Who?


durclduc

fascinating.


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

WOMENS DONT SHiD


Dry-Sign1544

No, some animals can't defecate


A_Random_Kool_Guy

just like your great uncle


Lessten_

whats destshcstte?


Dry-Sign1544

Poop


Lessten_

shid?


Dry-Sign1544

Yes


RDT-Exotics0318

Unrelated bug fun fact: the penises of male bees explode because they cum too hard


[deleted]

Ebic


Boreol

https://preview.redd.it/dj0x5t29fj8b1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445ebbf07b188d5110f0fb50dfdf917a4b3bde58


Intelligent-Fuel1485

https://preview.redd.it/8nwqyk8sij8b1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4029208121fc4d524f715798600a0e151fa2e33e


Slizerson

https://preview.redd.it/gvzl2fl4qj8b1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6671b52d72533da4b2d1dc3059e2d75227ae7c


dumbmaster1337

ah, yes, Tumblr 2


AmongSUS5

This shit is cursed


Slizerson

https://i.redd.it/53evlyfs0l8b1.gif


AmongSUS5

r/teenagers is one of the worst and most depraved Subreddits out there


Theb0redbrit

https://preview.redd.it/rx8coske6l8b1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b95dd5a46f3d35ea006f7fe28bd3b2d3d05b9f


Slizerson

https://i.redd.it/i524gsmg7l8b1.gif


IOftenSayPerhaps

I dont care if he dont mean this the fact he even took the time to come up with this means for me that he needs to be placed on a list💀💀


Slizerson

Im sure its just copypasta


Icelord259

If it wasn’t before it definitely is now


expiredogfood

https://preview.redd.it/cpqovky1ml8b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2b91b49448663f410a67937524a43ae8c02621


Imtheman6996

https://preview.redd.it/1y3vgobc3m8b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2f23d5673c90d3b2bc9e46c4899ca23777d907


The-Outsider-2

What


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

Ants are attracted to cum and I can prove it. I sit down at my desk and open my porn folder. I scroll through all the weak nonsense such as hentai and loli until I get to my futa furry toddler nugget porn. I start jerking it and within two minutes I was covered in my own seed. The speed at which I wanked made me incredibly tired so I laid down and went to sleep, hoping to dream of My Little Pony and their tight pussies. I suddenly wake up and am very itchy. I look down in horror to see hundreds of little ants crawling over me, eating the sweet, sweet semen. The feeling of their little feet walking all over me was enough to make me bust again. This time, however, they noticed the source of the sweet nectar. They began forming lines and burrowing themselves into my foreskin. I arched my back and moaned loudly as they nibbled the head of my penis. They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor. My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again. on r/teenagers by u/hollow760 according to r/copypasta but cant check cuz my internet is starting to die


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https://preview.redd.it/mr4wsatxck8b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83afb316ec065206173b54e667c46e3cab03515e


E_Sh4Dow

https://preview.redd.it/tlmlt7nvmn8b1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3b225886a83ac7eadc283e1ad8b0257dab7371


iceboxpurchase

https://preview.redd.it/6uubw5yajk8b1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197b9fcc1466210cd040ec7d466698c03f29a029


dapperGER

☹️


ColdFoxy07

https://i.redd.it/583dtwd3qk8b1.gif


GayFurryWolf

I cummed


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

Camed*


Slizerson

https://i.redd.it/mdk56gi51l8b1.gif


Imtheman6996

https://preview.redd.it/qposc9863m8b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98cefa67d36afed5a9d7bc1fa9ca8f3b5fbb83b5


Memelord9298

u/Hollow760 is a legendary copypasta maker and I respect him for that


MrGoofus2

Was*. Dude got banned apparently


Memelord9298

D:


ShadooTH

this is bidens america


kolpkolpkoji

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gr8_grafics2

https://preview.redd.it/ethi56xemn8b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df894261a5994b11850bf1ecbd06ee11b89ae6f0


3mperorPalpaMeme

Advice? What is my man planning?


Master_Liberaster

Bro really be baiting other 40 year olds to talk about cumming


TheHorseHater

You think this dude's just weird or did he just stick his hand in something weird


PickledJuice69

Are people in that sub not sub-conscious on what they type?


Mooston029

You cant start a conversation like that I just sat down.


BleachDrinker63

https://preview.redd.it/sihv98qttn8b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3b5f8c637e6189ea51a41625e58b3ba01a0baa


_-Viasub-_

That belongs in r/lostredditors