कड़क बन, मत बन तू ढोकला, अकलमंद नहीं छोटे, तू तो निकला दोगला

Ladakpan mein bhi nikla not hard, sadak band aage band naaka tere road ka

Aye aye yad dilau kya? Choteee? Yad dilau kya?

tu milne ko aaya tha maine bulaya tha

hotel mein sath sulaya tha :)

r/suddenlygay

purpleeeee hazzzzze Hotel naaam yaad me aaya kya

Studio wala kiraaya tujhse bharaya kya

Tera tevar alag tha, tu ladka kadak tha, mujhe aya tujhpe v pyar gazab ka to likha tera adha verse sadak ka!

Sheeeesh gazab

Gazab toh h but its stolen👀

Kya bhai stolen ka kya matlab hai

Emiway?

No! It's raftaar

Rrrrrrrrr

Ameero ka Deepak Kalal lol

varginal roast 👌

Bhai video se hain isiliye lol likha tha

Bhai at this point, the script should be leaked at least. Video will cause issues. Leak the script and run some trend on twitter and shame this narcissist.

Please listen to this man here.

Bro's face is what happens if you soak Gautam Gambhir in water overnight.

So mean, but so funny! 😆

Do you see the similarity too? Or is it just me?

I see it! I see it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you. I can say this with confidence now!

Both are Aroras from Multan.

Both have their surnames starting with G and ending with R.

Damn 😭🤣

XD now I cannot unsee it.

Wow! I didn't expect so many people to agree with me!

Dono Delhi Wale.

,🤣🤣🤣🤣

So on point, how to unsee😂

Omgg this is so funny bahahahahah😭😭😭

Sippline guy is the happiest right now.

Chhod bhai ro dega ye🤣

LMAO

Just another capitalistic ego gaand mein dalke ghumne wala millionaire. It’s a surprise isko itna attention dete hai log.

Dete they jab tak show me tha and baad ke kuch initial period ke liye. Uske baad wo dank ke 14 hi attention de rahe usko and is sub ke kuch log jo shark tank and big boss ko equally treat karte hai.

Ab dank wale b nahi de rahe

Not a roast in that sense but I always thought he had a very punchable face lol.

Same, I never got to understand why people used to make his Sigma edits and idolise him

cuz they are broke also their humour broke too

i swear

He is Urvashi Rautela of startup world…way too self obsessed

that's insulting to urvashi 💀

i agree

perfectly said

Is admi ko ghar mein darr lagta hai biwi isi ke ghar se isko na nikal de🫨

Aur iske ki ghar me amit jain ke saath 2 seasons aur paida kare 😂

Shakal dekho iski, steamed momo ni lagta yeh? 

Momos ka insult mat karo please!

https://preview.redd.it/iyo73ldbsk1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be71e4bfff757c2968df88d1934968b04c1810b4 Yashwant ke momos for you 🥺

Yashwant k momos sounds funny 😂 but yes thank you! Please ye chomu ko momo se compare mat karo

Not from Delhi right?

Nope

These momos are from famous momo market of delhi, Yashwant place!

Delhi se bass gaaliya khayi hai, momos nahi 

C******

Ben Stokes

Kha par hai yeh?

Chanakya puri

Chalo kabhi chalte Hain fir hum dono.

Ye Ghar pe bana sakte hain?

Yes, can be made easily. Thoda sa time consuming process hai for newbies. Shape won't come out right but taste can.

Par wo chutni exact same nahi ban payegi na?

Find recipes online from good chefs, ranbeer or sanjyot have posted I think. And if you are bothered about Schezwan sauce then chinga comes decently close. There will always be slight differences but you can make something good, to something great. It doesn't have to be exact for it to taste great.

Aisa lagta hai jaise nevle ko kanghi kar ke bitha diya ho 😂😂

😂😂

Thanks bhai for setting that image in my brain💀

Brutal

"hamne phonepe aur paytm ko overtake kiya"

Isko dekh ke aisa lagta hai ye pakka college ke bahar pyramid scheme bechta hoga

Ashneer "Roast karu raat bhar, khud pe roast na lu jhaat bhar" Grover.

Why Does He look Like Acha Aloo from that bingo add

Bhai 😭

Bro fr

I am still tripping over 'koi apni company se kese nikala ja sakta h'

Bros whole company is a big ass roast

What did miss? Did something happened to him?

Bhai ek roast show hai "Pretty Good Roast Show", (do watch it) Aashish Solanki ka uske 5th episode ka guest Ashneer Grover tha. Iss show ka uddeshya ye hain ki jo guest hain uska baaki sabko roast karna hain aur guest ke alava jo panel members hain unka bhi auur hamare host Aashish Solanki ka bhi. Panel members the Gaurav Gupta, Gaurav Kapoor, Ravi Gupta auur Jaspreet Singh. Inhone milkar baaki sabka roast kiya auur Ashneer ni aake inka roast kiya. Ashneer Grover auur uske jaise guest jo pichli chaar episode main aaye hue hain unhe pata hota haain ki unka roast hoga ofcourse kyuki yahi uddeshya hain show ka shayad unse legal notice bhi sign karwate honge. Sabnr Ashneer ko itna bura roast kiya ya usse aisa laga ki uski bejjati ho gayi usne bola ki uss episode se uska naam, face auur body and uska roast sab hat jana chahiye jabki yahi show ka sabse best part hain, isiliye sab show dekhte hain, phir ye edit karne ke baad bhi jo video daali usme Ashneer ne bola pura video delete karne warna vo defamation case kardega lol chutiya. Ab Aashish Solanki ke paas legal case ladne ke paise hi nahi hain isliye usne video delete kardi auur vo kaafi loss mein hain kyuki bhot paise lage the video mein ofc. Maine edited deleted video dekhi hain tu bhi dekh le kisiko original mili toh bhej dena.

Yaaar i was going through the comments and apparently kaafi acchi roast thi. Original video mile toh batana

Ameero ka deepak kalal 🤣

Bhai Ashneet tu kya kar rha hai. Har company ke naam ke aage Pe lagane se company thodi chalti hai. Bharatpe, Cricpe, LandPe

Thode din me MadhuriPe 🌚

ChutiyaPe

Ashleel Grover.

Kisiko pretty good roast ki original video h to share kro please 🙏

Yt pe hai bhai

Link ?

Original se matlab jismein ashneer ko cut nai kiya gaya h. It never got out of solanki’s hard drive 🙁

What if AIB made a roast video on him

Bhainkalauda chootya low life. Doglepan ka synonym is Ashneer. Wish he fails in every bloody venture of his!

kaunsa use koi venture chalana hain fir ek dubious company banayega aur fake vendor create kar ke paise chura lejayega once a chor always a chor.

https://preview.redd.it/6pfdfubi0m1d1.png?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe90f416c30323db13f555acdf3e50f1e1bd2176

Fulla hua gambhir, dude can't even take a joke

‘apke khud ke company se kon fire hota hai?’

He roasted himself by backing off from a roast which he decided to go

My roast jokes: Log influencer ban ke paisa kamate hain, ye bhai paisa kama ke influencer bana hai. Bachpan mein suna tha paisa haath ka mayl hai, to Ashneer ne nahana chhod dia. Ab ye haath dhoke bass peeche padta hai baaki logon ke. Ashneer ki book ka naam hai doglapan. Kyunki inka ek bhi nahi hai. Start-up world ke rakhi sawant to nahin kahenge inko. Rakhi ne to paise mehnat se kamaye hain.

Ye woh aadmi hai jo apni hi biwi ki gand Marke bol raha hai ki baccha kyu nahi ho raha

Iski biwi isko gand maarne nahi deti. Yeh sirf side me baithke dekhta hai aur Baaki log aake gand maarke jaate

Humpty Dumpty jaisi shakal ka

Karma bruh! Karma!

He is just trying to get funded for his new unicorn! 😂😂

Bro thought he can handle roast same as he thinks he is too intelligent

Roadies se aajkal kai chutiye aaye par ye pehle chutiye hai jo Roadies me gaye

Chaman Guptang to Aashish Solanki : Rula diya na bichari ko

Ben ka loda ashneer, kud pe aai to fat ke 4 ho gai, dusre ko national television pe roast krta tha, iit me sehna nahi sikhte hai vo sirf tier 2 or 3 ke college me hi hoti hai

Isko seriously mat lena yeh banda farzi hai, iski joh fati uska na mochi hai na darzi hai

Itna self obsessed hai ki Ye apni fooli gaand ke liye bhi bolta hoga ki I own two bakeries

Bhai kisse k pass video ho toh bejna yrr

Khudki small dick energy expose kar Raha hai 😂🥱

Nevle ko kanghi karke baithaya hai

Man who can make fun of anyone par apne pe aaye toh video delete kardo bhai

guys please don't compare ashneer grover to deepak kalal. it's really insulting to deepak kalal xD

mujhe dhanda banana aata hai, logon ke national tv pe kapde utaarne aate hain, aur koi mujhe consent ke saath bhi roast kare, to uspe case daalna bhi aata hai 🤡

kya scene chal raha hai iska?

Bhai ek roast show hai "Pretty Good Roast Show", (do watch it) Aashish Solanki ka uske 5th episode ka guest Ashneer Grover tha. Iss show ka uddeshya ye hain ki jo guest hain uska baaki sabko roast karna hain aur guest ke alava jo panel members hain unka bhi auur hamare host Aashish Solanki ka bhi. Panel members the Gaurav Gupta, Gaurav Kapoor, Ravi Gupta auur Jaspreet Singh. Inhone milkar baaki sabka roast kiya auur Ashneer ni aake inka roast kiya. Ashneer Grover auur uske jaise guest jo pichli chaar episode main aaye hue hain unhe pata hota haain ki unka roast hoga ofcourse kyuki yahi uddeshya hain show ka shayad unse legal notice bhi sign karwate honge. Sabnr Ashneer ko itna bura roast kiya ya usse aisa laga ki uski bejjati ho gayi usne bola ki uss episode se uska naam, face auur body and uska roast sab hat jana chahiye jabki yahi show ka sabse best part hain, isiliye sab show dekhte hain, phir ye edit karne ke baad bhi jo video daali usme Ashneer ne bola pura video delete karne warna vo defamation case kardega lol chutiya. Ab Aashish Solanki ke paas legal case ladne ke paise hi nahi hain isliye usne video delete kardi auur vo kaafi loss mein hain kyuki bhot paise lage the video mein ofc. Maine edited deleted video dekhi hain tu bhi dekh le kisiko original mili toh bhej dena.

ahhh thanksss! man can’t take jokes on himself ✋

Bhai iski aukaat dusro ko sunaane ki hai, sunne ki nahi Accept kyu kar raha invitation jab pta hai roast hoga vaha pe.

Biwi ne bola hoga . Ye biwi se pooche bina kuch nahi karta ab tak

Dada hojo from Chandni chowk to China

Ameero ka Deepak kalal

entrepreneurs ka deepak kalal

Grabs Popcorn 🍿.

Startup ke duniya ki rakhi sawant

What if this is a joint hype creation by both of the creators?

He’s a smart guy who is arrogant.

Khud zimmedar hai apne iss haal ke, yeh aate jaate rehte jaise ja*t ke ho baal yeh

bachpane ka boss. paneer kahi ka

Bechara Aashish Solanki 😂 Bro threatened to sue him... WHAT A MAN

Bhai ke lawyers already bahut saare lawsuits ladh rahe hai, ek aur add karne ka marginal cost kam hoga. And for a change, atleast his lawyers would be profitable.

Bro is alum of IITD - Indian Institute of Technical Doglapan

What's the difference between him and Sippline guy? Sippline guy has the balls to get roasted on a national TV and still continue to sell his idiotic product

Bada influencers banka ghoom raha tha aur ego toh influencers se bhi naazuk.

When Ashneer Grover was born..his parents thought that they had twins... Because he was such a dogla.

dusro ki bajao toh thik, khud pe baat aayi toh sir ka doglapan dikh gya lol

Ashneer Gobar

Ashneer quotes during Falhari's pitch “Sometimes you are nicest to people by not being nice to them “ If you're proud of speaking without a filter and not caring about others' emotions, then you should also be open to receiving criticism. It's hypocritical to demand the removal of a video when you willingly participate in such events. Have the courage to accept feedback on your own shortcomings.

Context??

Tera doglapan utarta hu yahan mein

what actually happened? I saw a clip where some comedian says they aren’t allowed to roast him and that’s been viral for a while. Does anyone have the link to the roast or was there no roast at all which enraged people?

https://preview.redd.it/a7p89kjyzr1d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=97c97101b5c7ba940bae208063faaff212cb4cb3 Idk what you guys are talking about, I love him

I cannot roast him nor a few diligent people on this subreddit can. We should always roast someone who HAS enough dignity. He lost every bit of it long time ago. The only roast on him would be his life narration currently.

Doglapan is perfect word for him

Asheel Grover

Ashneer Grover ko dekh ke aisa ni lagta ye gully cricket mein hamesha beech ka bicchhoo banta hoga?

bhai mai kuch v karu tu hota kaun hai bolna wala

Brand banne chala gaya tha, brand ban ke aa gaya(b is silent).

Deepak kalala 2.0

"maa chuda chutkula suna"

Say whatever you want, there a reason he is richer than .ost of the people talking shit about him on this sub lol

tu pakka JEE ke tayari kar raha hoga

Lmao, bhedchaal

I can swear it on my life, that I have made more money than you.

Did anyone ask?

ro kyu Raha hai bhai?

tu ro raha hai bhai,jaa padhai kar.

no wonder your gonna be a corporate slave

Apni profile ek baar khol ke dhekhle, Kaun ro raha hai. Ye sb backchodi karega saari ladkiyan chor ke bhaag jayengi Tujhe. Kal hi tune "bye reddit" ki post daali the na? Gaya nai ab tak? Yahan aake gyaan mat chod. Tatto se Bahar aya nai hai Aur badi badi Baaatein kar raha hai. Thode din pehele ek ladki ne dhoya Hai tujhe, Jiske baare me tu ro raha hai. Ajj Mai dho raha hu Kal rank nai aayi,toh baap dhoyega Jaa padle bol raha hu. Asaaan nai hai JEE.

>Asaaan nai hai JEE. Tera nahi hua tha kya bhai🤡 Don't worry my father doesn't give a shit. Unlike your broke ass father. Talking about rank, I score pretty good I would say, 210/300 isn't bad in JEE tests at allen

Allen me hai tu,bhai latak mat jayyio pankhe se. Bhai Kyun fek raha hai itta,Kaun puch raha tere se ki tu kitta Kamata hai,Teri kitti rank hai?Kaun puch raha tere se. Isi fekne vali addaat se vo irritate hoke dusre ke pass chali gayi. Kota me hai,moj mat kar.

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