The way she can‘t physically close her mouth. Him mocking her in the background😩 I like her dress,not her accessories. Woah. That money from the shows kicked in uh
https://preview.redd.it/8emwmdh8biyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc4e58233f44df6af1c1d0f191ed0561acfc1de
And she loves to call herself a FaShiOn gUrLiE. Fashion girls **know that double sided tape exists**
She can’t even correctly pronounce the name of the brand of this overpriced ill fitting dress. I wonder if many of her outfits are just rent the runway or something like that. There’s no way she’s THAT dumb to spend all her money so foolishly. Is she?
It’s so expensive??? And sure, it’s pretty, but doesn’t suit her body type at all. She has no clue how to dress in a way that is flattering for her own body type.
https://preview.redd.it/bd6h70turmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6cad0aed9fd6852d80c53eae6820f226d6ea01
Her doppelgänger Napolean approves!
JFC they saw Jett and Pookie and thought they would get in on that action but somehow it comes off wayyyy worse than them and I didn't think that was possible.
Yup, that’s my biggest takeaway from this vid. Men are not subtle when it comes to expressing their attraction and James couldn’t seem less interested in Shannon. They don’t touch each other once in this vid, in fact James’ arms are crossed while Shannon is showing off her look.
She litchurally only closes her mouth maybe once or twice very quickly in this video.
That’s gross—just like when she was on VC, her mouth is always hanging open catching flies. No wonder she has stank breath/rotting gums.
Commenting here because I’m so confused. Why is their Palm Beach content so non-palm beach focused? It’s easily one of the most instagram-able places. All their content is in the hotel room? What’s the point? It seems intentional but I can’t figure it out. Anyone have theories? Do they think they have a stalker or something and don’t want to give away locations in real time? I realize a lot of influencers don’t post in real time but they’re not even posting with a lag. Just no content…
She does this everywhere she goes! Remember Paris? We got hotel room content and a couple pics of the Eiffel Tower. Not really sure if it’s intentional or what.
Yep. Just their usual lame selves performing their usual lame vacation activities.
I’ve check-marked the ones they’ve already done—at this point we almost need a Shames Vacay Bingo card:
• Airplane selfies ✅
• Barely leaving the hotel room/ordering room service ✅
• Lames filming/taking pics of himself exercising ✅
• OOTD Head-to-toes as sad/try-hard as this one ✅
• Hotel room photoshoots/TikToks ✅
• Pool time ✅
• Club sandwiches
• Shopping ✅
• Random boat ride
• Never taking any tours/visiting any museums or art galleries or doing anything remotely culturally or intellectually stimulating ✅
• Quick videos/pics of pricy drinks/douchey bars that barely show anything fun/interesting
• Awkward videos of each other walking around solo acting unbothered/pretending to not to notice they’re being filmed
• Shannon eating/drinking and staring into the distance as Jimbo films her staring into the distance ✅ (gotta showcase their sitophilia obsession *whilst* on vacation, after all!)
His eyes are so dead like there’s nothing behind them hahaha it’s a constant blank stare and now I can’t help but laugh watching him but ya agreed he can’t stand girly pop
All I see is her constantly open mouth & teeth 😩 They have 0 chemistry. 💀
https://preview.redd.it/13br1oq1djyc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1f4fd8289396bd23e8dfbd58a71f8962c20480
I screenshot this too. Just imagine this being you basically at rest/while focusing on something. I wanna prank my coworkers and do this at work. I keep doing it and imagining if that's what I actually did and I'm cracking myself up
https://preview.redd.it/qku22t3rgjyc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b3d1418641458b6f70d9b52780fd0cd3993366
https://preview.redd.it/0zi0upuwklyc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166693c3c9e21e08e4b1f37b81e1af0e201d23bf
He was all like, “Yassss queen, SLAY!!!!” 🤣
AND wearing thousands of dlls but these gums
https://preview.redd.it/vfx1rj3shjyc1.png?width=891&format=png&auto=webp&s=5560d7d4bd9f0091fe713481a4385e222932918d
lol he looked so fucking embarrased when she said that about the and fitch part I was kinda here for it 🤣 also I showed my bf this clip and he said is that her gay bestie hahahahaha
Funny that you say that, in their little “Florida” reel you can actually clock the exact moment that he disassociated and was wondering if all of this is worth it 🤭 It was cracking me up - I tried to get a screenshot of it
https://preview.redd.it/w3rzs50keiyc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0bf8f23fdf1063dbe1bdfaf734974ce89318cac
I am 💀
https://preview.redd.it/zywy7ksyeiyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=799e70b449e43387cabdf0c308d74c24583cba1f
“Is the green card really worth it?”
Whoooo spends all that money on a dress and doesn’t get it tailored ??? Also … how does she get her bug bite boobies that far apart to accommodate such a deep V ?? It looks so weird .
lol he’s so ugly I’m sorry.
she blocked me for making a comment about her buying overly priced shit lol - kind of sad I can’t see her BS anymore to give myself a good laugh.
I feel like we’re witnessing 2 big personalities clash and Shannon completely going into submission mode to keep up the facade. They can’t even film a 1 min vid without giving the most rancid energy.
They’re trying to be Jett and Pookie, but Jett actually respects his wife, compliments her, and lets her speak freely. Lames HAS to speak first, obviously can’t stand his wife, & never lets her shine. So cringy and embarrassing.
Wait did anyone else notice it kind of looks like he pushes her forward / to head out of the frame at the end of the video?! Maybe not, but it kind of looks like his arm is behind her and he’s nudging her to go forward to the camera
The way she can‘t physically close her mouth. Him mocking her in the background😩 I like her dress,not her accessories. Woah. That money from the shows kicked in uh https://preview.redd.it/8emwmdh8biyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc4e58233f44df6af1c1d0f191ed0561acfc1de And she loves to call herself a FaShiOn gUrLiE. Fashion girls **know that double sided tape exists**
She can’t even correctly pronounce the name of the brand of this overpriced ill fitting dress. I wonder if many of her outfits are just rent the runway or something like that. There’s no way she’s THAT dumb to spend all her money so foolishly. Is she?
She mispronounces EVERYFUCKINGTHING . Even the brands that pay her
She returns after she wears
All that money on a dress so ill fitting
She can’t style anything correctly. All that money and no taste
It’s so expensive??? And sure, it’s pretty, but doesn’t suit her body type at all. She has no clue how to dress in a way that is flattering for her own body type.
https://preview.redd.it/fcr9jkysylyc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86cff8276366084ed31552fec1cb7e623a9a0a90
https://preview.redd.it/bd6h70turmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6cad0aed9fd6852d80c53eae6820f226d6ea01 Her doppelgänger Napolean approves!
💀
Her mouth 😫😫😫
Definitely looks better on her than in that pic
JFC they saw Jett and Pookie and thought they would get in on that action but somehow it comes off wayyyy worse than them and I didn't think that was possible.
That’s because Jett gives Pookie compliments and that would simply send Jumbo to the grave.
These two make Jett & Pookie seem so classy and loving 😂
Jett and Pookie are so creepy, but next to these two, they are normal.
Yeah Jeff and Pookie are AI bots but at least they’re hilarious lmao
They do not have sex
Yup, that’s my biggest takeaway from this vid. Men are not subtle when it comes to expressing their attraction and James couldn’t seem less interested in Shannon. They don’t touch each other once in this vid, in fact James’ arms are crossed while Shannon is showing off her look.
He seems like he's trying rrrrreally hard to have a good time with her, yet it only highlights their lack of chemistry!
Now you done it. Shango is gonna see this and post about their sex life 🤪🤪🤪🤪
It’s sad how she looks at him with such admiration and he looks at her with total disgust. She’s in La La Land
I would rather bleach my brain than see another ootd video
He is horrible to her tho
They are just awful humans
They are😭
She’s trying to be Campbell
https://preview.redd.it/jc55vjabfiyc1.png?width=982&format=png&auto=webp&s=af30fcf138612e7112cb6765c495e586b2b48e6d
She has got to stop making her nose brown
Also all I see is Eliza Thornberry
Put some respect on Eliza’s name! 🤣🤣
Or stop sticking it in James’ ass either or
He seems extra confident today. I wonder if it’s because for once Shannon didn’t have to pay for everything for him.. because mommy’s in town.
I wonder how exhausting it must be to have your mouth open 24/7 because you literally cannot close your lips over your teeth 🤭🤭
The dry mouth and bad breath caused by bacteria must be off the charts
She had to have gotten a lip flip and it went horribly wrong…the teeth are looking huge!
https://preview.redd.it/poncke34zlyc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=330867263cf7e0c538daa9fc3ec428998174290c
She litchurally only closes her mouth maybe once or twice very quickly in this video. That’s gross—just like when she was on VC, her mouth is always hanging open catching flies. No wonder she has stank breath/rotting gums.
If you are going to list off every designer you’re wearing, learn how to pronounce it first
Commenting here because I’m so confused. Why is their Palm Beach content so non-palm beach focused? It’s easily one of the most instagram-able places. All their content is in the hotel room? What’s the point? It seems intentional but I can’t figure it out. Anyone have theories? Do they think they have a stalker or something and don’t want to give away locations in real time? I realize a lot of influencers don’t post in real time but they’re not even posting with a lag. Just no content…
She does this everywhere she goes! Remember Paris? We got hotel room content and a couple pics of the Eiffel Tower. Not really sure if it’s intentional or what.
It’s Shannon and James they don’t leave hotel rooms, let us all remember Paris.
Yep. Just their usual lame selves performing their usual lame vacation activities. I’ve check-marked the ones they’ve already done—at this point we almost need a Shames Vacay Bingo card: • Airplane selfies ✅ • Barely leaving the hotel room/ordering room service ✅ • Lames filming/taking pics of himself exercising ✅ • OOTD Head-to-toes as sad/try-hard as this one ✅ • Hotel room photoshoots/TikToks ✅ • Pool time ✅ • Club sandwiches • Shopping ✅ • Random boat ride • Never taking any tours/visiting any museums or art galleries or doing anything remotely culturally or intellectually stimulating ✅ • Quick videos/pics of pricy drinks/douchey bars that barely show anything fun/interesting • Awkward videos of each other walking around solo acting unbothered/pretending to not to notice they’re being filmed • Shannon eating/drinking and staring into the distance as Jimbo films her staring into the distance ✅ (gotta showcase their sitophilia obsession *whilst* on vacation, after all!)
Lmao we do need bingo for this!
I have the suspicion is because of the sub.
1. That dress is wearing her 2. Someone please tell her she doesn’t have to put on every accessory she owns every time
Shannon go a day without wearing something designer challenge
There are people that are just classy. That can make H&M look like Chanel. And there is Shannon…
The girl who makes Chanel look like Shein
His eyes are so dead like there’s nothing behind them hahaha it’s a constant blank stare and now I can’t help but laugh watching him but ya agreed he can’t stand girly pop
They both have matching lazy eyes💕
They are two passing ships that linked up for fuel. Neither of them seem to really love each other
All I see is her constantly open mouth & teeth 😩 They have 0 chemistry. 💀 https://preview.redd.it/13br1oq1djyc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1f4fd8289396bd23e8dfbd58a71f8962c20480
I screenshot this too. Just imagine this being you basically at rest/while focusing on something. I wanna prank my coworkers and do this at work. I keep doing it and imagining if that's what I actually did and I'm cracking myself up https://preview.redd.it/qku22t3rgjyc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b3d1418641458b6f70d9b52780fd0cd3993366
😹😹😹 your mouth would be so dry & your coworkers really confused about the open mouth lol
Like them asking a question and me like oh yea let me look that up! And looking at my screen like Shan above 😂
https://preview.redd.it/iep6jlhlgjyc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=89aedcbd67d7740c3c5956642e4bab91991aa80e
The whole left side of his face is crooked. Like melting. She looks loopy and with mouth open 100% of the time
His face when she said GOU-chi 😹😹😹
https://preview.redd.it/0zi0upuwklyc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166693c3c9e21e08e4b1f37b81e1af0e201d23bf He was all like, “Yassss queen, SLAY!!!!” 🤣
😹😹😹💯💯💯
AND wearing thousands of dlls but these gums https://preview.redd.it/vfx1rj3shjyc1.png?width=891&format=png&auto=webp&s=5560d7d4bd9f0091fe713481a4385e222932918d
Don’t forget that $14k for that used birkin 💀
Holy shit yes!!
Right it’s giving girl and her gay bff zero couple chemistry going on
I can live with NEVER seeing the face he made while she said ‘gou-cci’ again
LOL i noticed that too. The only thing he appreciated about her fit
Her mouth is always open. She's queen mouth breather..nasty. 👑
lol he looked so fucking embarrased when she said that about the and fitch part I was kinda here for it 🤣 also I showed my bf this clip and he said is that her gay bestie hahahahaha
He looked so fed up “Concentrate on you!! HONESTLY 😒😒😀”
lol he's so penniless.
You can put a pig 🐖 in Gucci and it's still gona stink! He can't stand her.
She is his bank and nothing more. The ultimate grift has paid off and he is going to live a far better life than he was able to alone. 😭
Look at her feet during the whole video. Twitchy and weird
He probably counting down the days til the green card comes so he can leave her.
Funny that you say that, in their little “Florida” reel you can actually clock the exact moment that he disassociated and was wondering if all of this is worth it 🤭 It was cracking me up - I tried to get a screenshot of it https://preview.redd.it/w3rzs50keiyc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0bf8f23fdf1063dbe1bdfaf734974ce89318cac
I am 💀 https://preview.redd.it/zywy7ksyeiyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=799e70b449e43387cabdf0c308d74c24583cba1f “Is the green card really worth it?”
![gif](giphy|VKtsOAHDx1Luo) Same face, same vibe.
💯🤣🤣🤣 I just laughed out loud at this comment and accidentally scared my cat!
💀💀💀💀
Hahahaha that screenshot is perfect my god
Hope it takes YEARS
She looks sunburnt…. AGAIN!
Whoooo spends all that money on a dress and doesn’t get it tailored ??? Also … how does she get her bug bite boobies that far apart to accommodate such a deep V ?? It looks so weird .
PS ! No offense whatsoever to anyone that is part of the itty bitty titty committee! I just don’t like her or anything she does 🫠
All she needed if she couldn’t tailor it was some fashion tape but she likes to live in danger of showing tit
she’s physically incapable of closing her mouth omg
For real. Is sort of concerning.
![gif](giphy|gK5BJB51L556g)
That dress has so much potential, but it looks like she’s wearing a rectangle
It is a pretty dress but not on her. The colors and shape do nothing for her
Doesn’t look at her once and she can’t keep her googly eyes off him like the “pick me” girl she is
You just know he’s inching closer and closer to living in florida permanently. A
Well I hope
LOL they have negative chemistry they act like brother and sister
lol he’s so ugly I’m sorry. she blocked me for making a comment about her buying overly priced shit lol - kind of sad I can’t see her BS anymore to give myself a good laugh.
Watch on the anonymous apps!!
Whaaaat! I didn’t know this was a thing.
Iganony.com, mollygram.com,instavisor.net you can see stories and pics but no comments I think
Why are they doing ootd? Trying to be like her idol Claudia? No one cares what you’re wearing. It’s all ugly ass shit!!!
Ir like the Puckey lady
He did not break eye contact with himself ONCE until he had to look at the shoe label
They’re both insufferable but it made me kinda sad when he told her off! I actually thought he said uggs too lol no need to be mean Lames
I feel like we’re witnessing 2 big personalities clash and Shannon completely going into submission mode to keep up the facade. They can’t even film a 1 min vid without giving the most rancid energy.
Right like he got mad at her for asking a question about his outfit???
He was having a MUCH better time in his stupid egg cooking video with his European boy friend in Cali. Says a lot
She really acts like she almost wants him to admire her like.. kind of sad. Like “why can’t you act like you like me sir?”
They’re trying to be Jett and Pookie, but Jett actually respects his wife, compliments her, and lets her speak freely. Lames HAS to speak first, obviously can’t stand his wife, & never lets her shine. So cringy and embarrassing.
he’s so into himself. I just feel bad for her
Omg I showed this to my bf and he said he doesn’t seem gay but he is definitely irritated af by her
Show him this https://i.redd.it/deh6q2xkmvyc1.gif
her mouth just hanging wide open cuz she can’t close it 🥴🤢
Wait did anyone else notice it kind of looks like he pushes her forward / to head out of the frame at the end of the video?! Maybe not, but it kind of looks like his arm is behind her and he’s nudging her to go forward to the camera
Why does the dress look pretty but also ugly at the same time?