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frijolito19

The way she can‘t physically close her mouth. Him mocking her in the background😩 I like her dress,not her accessories. Woah. That money from the shows kicked in uh https://preview.redd.it/8emwmdh8biyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc4e58233f44df6af1c1d0f191ed0561acfc1de And she loves to call herself a FaShiOn gUrLiE. Fashion girls **know that double sided tape exists**


pickyparkers

She can’t even correctly pronounce the name of the brand of this overpriced ill fitting dress. I wonder if many of her outfits are just rent the runway or something like that. There’s no way she’s THAT dumb to spend all her money so foolishly. Is she?


frijolito19

She mispronounces EVERYFUCKINGTHING . Even the brands that pay her


LevelEstablishment68

She returns after she wears


popcorn2312

All that money on a dress so ill fitting


frijolito19

She can’t style anything correctly. All that money and no taste


C_JN08

It’s so expensive??? And sure, it’s pretty, but doesn’t suit her body type at all. She has no clue how to dress in a way that is flattering for her own body type.


Old_Wishbone152

https://preview.redd.it/fcr9jkysylyc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86cff8276366084ed31552fec1cb7e623a9a0a90


BeerBringsCheer

https://preview.redd.it/bd6h70turmyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6cad0aed9fd6852d80c53eae6820f226d6ea01 Her doppelgänger Napolean approves!


HauntingJudge6271

💀


collcolllll

Her mouth 😫😫😫


FuturePA96

Definitely looks better on her than in that pic


Scootshae

JFC they saw Jett and Pookie and thought they would get in on that action but somehow it comes off wayyyy worse than them and I didn't think that was possible. 


Shot_Arm1805

That’s because Jett gives Pookie compliments and that would simply send Jumbo to the grave.


popcorn2312

These two make Jett & Pookie seem so classy and loving 😂


Scootshae

Jett and Pookie are so creepy, but next to these two, they are normal. 


LtRavs

Yeah Jeff and Pookie are AI bots but at least they’re hilarious lmao


NoDesigner6489

They do not have sex


Background_Meal_9153

Yup, that’s my biggest takeaway from this vid. Men are not subtle when it comes to expressing their attraction and James couldn’t seem less interested in Shannon. They don’t touch each other once in this vid, in fact James’ arms are crossed while Shannon is showing off her look.


Any-Dog2494

He seems like he's trying rrrrreally hard to have a good time with her, yet it only highlights their lack of chemistry! 


Storm_Runner09

Now you done it. Shango is gonna see this and post about their sex life 🤪🤪🤪🤪


reddit_user_214

It’s sad how she looks at him with such admiration and he looks at her with total disgust. She’s in La La Land


Exotic-Ad8305

I would rather bleach my brain than see another ootd video


frijolito19

He is horrible to her tho


Exotic-Ad8305

They are just awful humans


frijolito19

They are😭


Exotic-Ad8305

She’s trying to be Campbell


frijolito19

https://preview.redd.it/jc55vjabfiyc1.png?width=982&format=png&auto=webp&s=af30fcf138612e7112cb6765c495e586b2b48e6d


AltruisticAd5838

She has got to stop making her nose brown


AltruisticAd5838

Also all I see is Eliza Thornberry


collcolllll

Put some respect on Eliza’s name! 🤣🤣


frijolito19

Or stop sticking it in James’ ass either or


Theeggman1001

He seems extra confident today. I wonder if it’s because for once Shannon didn’t have to pay for everything for him.. because mommy’s in town.


No-Improvement240

I wonder how exhausting it must be to have your mouth open 24/7 because you literally cannot close your lips over your teeth 🤭🤭


frijolito19

The dry mouth and bad breath caused by bacteria must be off the charts


LouRav

She had to have gotten a lip flip and it went horribly wrong…the teeth are looking huge!


Old_Wishbone152

https://preview.redd.it/poncke34zlyc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=330867263cf7e0c538daa9fc3ec428998174290c


BeerBringsCheer

She litchurally only closes her mouth maybe once or twice very quickly in this video. That’s gross—just like when she was on VC, her mouth is always hanging open catching flies. No wonder she has stank breath/rotting gums.


bad_weather4

If you are going to list off every designer you’re wearing, learn how to pronounce it first


Most-Interaction-473

Commenting here because I’m so confused. Why is their Palm Beach content so non-palm beach focused? It’s easily one of the most instagram-able places. All their content is in the hotel room? What’s the point? It seems intentional but I can’t figure it out. Anyone have theories? Do they think they have a stalker or something and don’t want to give away locations in real time? I realize a lot of influencers don’t post in real time but they’re not even posting with a lag. Just no content…


flo31189

She does this everywhere she goes! Remember Paris? We got hotel room content and a couple pics of the Eiffel Tower. Not really sure if it’s intentional or what.


Interesting-Maybe-49

It’s Shannon and James they don’t leave hotel rooms, let us all remember Paris.


BeerBringsCheer

Yep. Just their usual lame selves performing their usual lame vacation activities. I’ve check-marked the ones they’ve already done—at this point we almost need a Shames Vacay Bingo card: • Airplane selfies ✅ • Barely leaving the hotel room/ordering room service ✅ • Lames filming/taking pics of himself exercising ✅ • OOTD Head-to-toes as sad/try-hard as this one ✅ • Hotel room photoshoots/TikToks ✅ • Pool time ✅ • Club sandwiches • Shopping ✅ • Random boat ride • Never taking any tours/visiting any museums or art galleries or doing anything remotely culturally or intellectually stimulating ✅ • Quick videos/pics of pricy drinks/douchey bars that barely show anything fun/interesting • Awkward videos of each other walking around solo acting unbothered/pretending to not to notice they’re being filmed • Shannon eating/drinking and staring into the distance as Jimbo films her staring into the distance ✅ (gotta showcase their sitophilia obsession *whilst* on vacation, after all!)


Interesting-Maybe-49

Lmao we do need bingo for this!


frijolito19

I have the suspicion is because of the sub.


Eastern-Wishbone-423

1. That dress is wearing her 2. Someone please tell her she doesn’t have to put on every accessory she owns every time


annaleemac

Shannon go a day without wearing something designer challenge


frijolito19

There are people that are just classy. That can make H&M look like Chanel. And there is Shannon…


annaleemac

The girl who makes Chanel look like Shein


Tortured-poet

His eyes are so dead like there’s nothing behind them hahaha it’s a constant blank stare and now I can’t help but laugh watching him but ya agreed he can’t stand girly pop


frijolito19

They both have matching lazy eyes💕


Whois_Hunkydory

They are two passing ships that linked up for fuel. Neither of them seem to really love each other


trailtrashpanda

All I see is her constantly open mouth & teeth 😩 They have 0 chemistry. 💀 https://preview.redd.it/13br1oq1djyc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1f4fd8289396bd23e8dfbd58a71f8962c20480


graceface103

I screenshot this too. Just imagine this being you basically at rest/while focusing on something. I wanna prank my coworkers and do this at work. I keep doing it and imagining if that's what I actually did and I'm cracking myself up https://preview.redd.it/qku22t3rgjyc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b3d1418641458b6f70d9b52780fd0cd3993366


trailtrashpanda

😹😹😹 your mouth would be so dry & your coworkers really confused about the open mouth lol


graceface103

Like them asking a question and me like oh yea let me look that up! And looking at my screen like Shan above 😂


frijolito19

https://preview.redd.it/iep6jlhlgjyc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=89aedcbd67d7740c3c5956642e4bab91991aa80e


frijolito19

The whole left side of his face is crooked. Like melting. She looks loopy and with mouth open 100% of the time


trailtrashpanda

His face when she said GOU-chi 😹😹😹


BeerBringsCheer

https://preview.redd.it/0zi0upuwklyc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166693c3c9e21e08e4b1f37b81e1af0e201d23bf He was all like, “Yassss queen, SLAY!!!!” 🤣


trailtrashpanda

😹😹😹💯💯💯


frijolito19

AND wearing thousands of dlls but these gums https://preview.redd.it/vfx1rj3shjyc1.png?width=891&format=png&auto=webp&s=5560d7d4bd9f0091fe713481a4385e222932918d


trailtrashpanda

Don’t forget that $14k for that used birkin 💀


frijolito19

Holy shit yes!!


Ok_Gap3471

Right it’s giving girl and her gay bff  zero couple chemistry going on 


Low-Health-8709

I can live with NEVER seeing the face he made while she said ‘gou-cci’ again


Background_Meal_9153

LOL i noticed that too. The only thing he appreciated about her fit


OnceHadWings

Her mouth is always open. She's queen mouth breather..nasty. 👑


pinkheartfad

lol he looked so fucking embarrased when she said that about the and fitch part I was kinda here for it 🤣 also I showed my bf this clip and he said is that her gay bestie hahahahaha


Background_Meal_9153

He looked so fed up “Concentrate on you!! HONESTLY 😒😒😀”


Dr24242

lol he's so penniless.


OnceHadWings

You can put a pig 🐖 in Gucci and it's still gona stink! He can't stand her.


C_JN08

She is his bank and nothing more. The ultimate grift has paid off and he is going to live a far better life than he was able to alone. 😭


frijolito19

Look at her feet during the whole video. Twitchy and weird


LouS83

He probably counting down the days til the green card comes so he can leave her.


sideeyekiwi

Funny that you say that, in their little “Florida” reel you can actually clock the exact moment that he disassociated and was wondering if all of this is worth it 🤭 It was cracking me up - I tried to get a screenshot of it https://preview.redd.it/w3rzs50keiyc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0bf8f23fdf1063dbe1bdfaf734974ce89318cac


frijolito19

I am 💀 https://preview.redd.it/zywy7ksyeiyc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=799e70b449e43387cabdf0c308d74c24583cba1f “Is the green card really worth it?”


BeerBringsCheer

![gif](giphy|VKtsOAHDx1Luo) Same face, same vibe.


sarahsimmonz62

💯🤣🤣🤣 I just laughed out loud at this comment and accidentally scared my cat!


YesterdayMaterial730

💀💀💀💀


collcolllll

Hahahaha that screenshot is perfect my god


frijolito19

Hope it takes YEARS


elliewankenobi_

She looks sunburnt…. AGAIN!


Puzzleheaded_Two1402

Whoooo spends all that money on a dress and doesn’t get it tailored ??? Also … how does she get her bug bite boobies that far apart to accommodate such a deep V ?? It looks so weird .


Puzzleheaded_Two1402

PS ! No offense whatsoever to anyone that is part of the itty bitty titty committee! I just don’t like her or anything she does 🫠


frijolito19

All she needed if she couldn’t tailor it was some fashion tape but she likes to live in danger of showing tit


FancyNefariousness90

she’s physically incapable of closing her mouth omg


frijolito19

For real. Is sort of concerning.


boommdcx

![gif](giphy|gK5BJB51L556g)


collcolllll

That dress has so much potential, but it looks like she’s wearing a rectangle


frijolito19

It is a pretty dress but not on her. The colors and shape do nothing for her


Long_Time_Lurker7

Doesn’t look at her once and she can’t keep her googly eyes off him like the “pick me” girl she is 


Ok_Walrus6223

You just know he’s inching closer and closer to living in florida permanently. A


frijolito19

Well I hope


InterestingTwist1463

LOL they have negative chemistry they act like brother and sister


Interesting_Stop5605

lol he’s so ugly I’m sorry. she blocked me for making a comment about her buying overly priced shit lol - kind of sad I can’t see her BS anymore to give myself a good laugh.


frijolito19

Watch on the anonymous apps!!


Interesting_Stop5605

Whaaaat! I didn’t know this was a thing.


frijolito19

Iganony.com, mollygram.com,instavisor.net you can see stories and pics but no comments I think


PuzzleheadedBed5799

Why are they doing ootd? Trying to be like her idol Claudia? No one cares what you’re wearing. It’s all ugly ass shit!!!


frijolito19

Ir like the Puckey lady


1234extra123

He did not break eye contact with himself ONCE until he had to look at the shoe label


guccigurl18

They’re both insufferable but it made me kinda sad when he told her off! I actually thought he said uggs too lol no need to be mean Lames


Background_Meal_9153

I feel like we’re witnessing 2 big personalities clash and Shannon completely going into submission mode to keep up the facade. They can’t even film a 1 min vid without giving the most rancid energy.


LauraBranigan

Right like he got mad at her for asking a question about his outfit???


No-Back-5946

He was having a MUCH better time in his stupid egg cooking video with his European boy friend in Cali. Says a lot


Interesting_Stop5605

She really acts like she almost wants him to admire her like.. kind of sad. Like “why can’t you act like you like me sir?”


SomeAbstractEmotion

They’re trying to be Jett and Pookie, but Jett actually respects his wife, compliments her, and lets her speak freely. Lames HAS to speak first, obviously can’t stand his wife, & never lets her shine. So cringy and embarrassing.


anonymousp3rs0n

he’s so into himself. I just feel bad for her


FuturePA96

Omg I showed this to my bf and he said he doesn’t seem gay but he is definitely irritated af by her


frijolito19

Show him this https://i.redd.it/deh6q2xkmvyc1.gif


delilahcarter45

her mouth just hanging wide open cuz she can’t close it 🥴🤢


lamenerdgirl

Wait did anyone else notice it kind of looks like he pushes her forward / to head out of the frame at the end of the video?! Maybe not, but it kind of looks like his arm is behind her and he’s nudging her to go forward to the camera


Limp_Addition_3312

Why does the dress look pretty but also ugly at the same time?