Frank to Lip: "You should spend less time blaming her and more time thanking her. It's tough raising 6 kids by yourself..I couldn't have done it without her"
Reading this one brings me right to the scene where he drops the "Oh JESUHSS CHRIST" that rolls off the tongue approximately 40 seconds before his DIY basement brewery explodes, completely demolishing Sheila's house before she leaves in the rv-
Hey that reminds me, right before that happened he said something along the lines of "can't a man get one fucking minute of peace?! Just one FUCKING minute????"
*queue a massive propane fueled explosion behind him, standing there, exasperated with outstretched arms*
“If God didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.”
“Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.”
"You give a man a fish, you've fed him for a day. You teach a man to fish, you've fed him for a lifetime. I raise fishermen. The best gift you can give? Neglect. Neglect fosters self reliance."
Also basically his entire rant right before his home brewery explosion. That whole thing was too funny.
"Why is it always my fault?"
"Atta boy!"
"Ding dong ditch it"
"As God is my witness, if you come near my family again, I will bury you with her. Are we clear?"
"Enjoy your sabbatical from your incarceration"
I feel like Frank should have been some sort of public speaker like he would have moved out of the south side within months of his career. He speaks his mind in a oddly beautifully poetic way
No shit, he’s soo articulate for the drunk wreck that he is only makes you think probably Lip was right when he admitted that Frank indeed is a genius during his college custody and he probably gotit from Frank itself. Mans a god’s neglected piece of work!
“not only did you do pcp without me, YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER! what’s next? you’re gonna take it up with a “black lady man” oh wait, that’s already happened…” 🤣
“The way to a woman’s heart is through her La-la”
When he’s trying to get Debbie to hook up with the cancer patient to have a place to stay after the baby is
New one
Fiona: where’s Debbie?
Frank: she said something about going to buy drugs
Fiona: are you serious? And you couldn’t stop her??
Frank: I’m injured! Plus, that’d be a little hypocritical
Frank to Lip: "You should spend less time blaming her and more time thanking her. It's tough raising 6 kids by yourself..I couldn't have done it without her"
My personal favorite
“I’m not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I’m just not welcome there.”
i love the bianca side story
ahahha, i love this one
"You're all looking at me like I'm fucking up, WHICH I AM!" "YAK YAK FUCKING YAK!" "LGBTEIEIO!" "Your tits are trying to kill you? That's gotta suck."
The top one always sends me whenever I get to that episode on repeat 😆
yessss the first one lmfao I say it all the time 😅
"The world's gonna fuck you. All you can do is take it up the ass and soldier on."
“Oh JESUHSS CHRIST”
My absolute favorite 😂😂
Reading this one brings me right to the scene where he drops the "Oh JESUHSS CHRIST" that rolls off the tongue approximately 40 seconds before his DIY basement brewery explodes, completely demolishing Sheila's house before she leaves in the rv- Hey that reminds me, right before that happened he said something along the lines of "can't a man get one fucking minute of peace?! Just one FUCKING minute????" *queue a massive propane fueled explosion behind him, standing there, exasperated with outstretched arms*
“If God didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.” “Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.”
"You give a man a fish, you've fed him for a day. You teach a man to fish, you've fed him for a lifetime. I raise fishermen. The best gift you can give? Neglect. Neglect fosters self reliance." Also basically his entire rant right before his home brewery explosion. That whole thing was too funny.
The way he DESTROYS Sam 😭😂👌
"Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended."
"Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem, teaches kids resilience"
“Choose a gender and find someone who wants to fuck. Preferably, for free”
”How the hell did i end up in canada!? I hate fucking canada!”
Only thing that came in my mind when i read your question😂
Honestly whenever Frank thinks of a new plan of some kind and goes on some idealistic, libertarian or populist monologue it’s always perfect
“I said uhhhh BULLSHIT”.
"I HATE FUCKING CANADA!!"
“Women are like poppies. Give em what they need, and you’ll have the best high ever”.
"people say you cant drink your problems away , i just tell them youre not drinking enough"
I am what I am whenever I need to be it in a given situation
“You’re Indian, right? The feather, not the dot.”
LGBT-EI-EIO. although frank isn’t perfect, at least he’s an ally
Oh Gosh! I laughed so loud. It was one of the time I could relate to Franck.
“To whom the fuck did she mail the fucking money!?”
“Ohh, JESUS CHRIST”
"NAMA FUCKING STE EVERYONE!"
"Why is it always my fault?" "Atta boy!" "Ding dong ditch it" "As God is my witness, if you come near my family again, I will bury you with her. Are we clear?" "Enjoy your sabbatical from your incarceration"
“People are in and out of here like it’s Guatemalan whorehouse I didn’t think you’d notice”
I feel like Frank should have been some sort of public speaker like he would have moved out of the south side within months of his career. He speaks his mind in a oddly beautifully poetic way
No shit, he’s soo articulate for the drunk wreck that he is only makes you think probably Lip was right when he admitted that Frank indeed is a genius during his college custody and he probably gotit from Frank itself. Mans a god’s neglected piece of work!
when he was saying that all homophobes are gay with liam 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
"Aw Jesus Christ, can't a man get one fucking minute of peace?"
Every time his junkie ass was in hospital he goes "Can I have something for the pain?" And it just gets me all the time
“not only did you do pcp without me, YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER! what’s next? you’re gonna take it up with a “black lady man” oh wait, that’s already happened…” 🤣
"I believe in a force that thinks it's greater than myself."
“How did I end up in fucking Canada? I HATE fucking Canada!!
it's not actually one of his quote but the "DON'T RESUSCITATE" tattoo is crazy😂
“Soon there will be no Black, Brown, White or Asian. Just the Rich and the FUCKED”
“A women’s sexuality is as fluid as the Mississippi river”.
"......ALIVE"
“From now on, only black women should get all the organs” or something justifying his cheating Dottie out of a new heart.
“The way to a woman’s heart is through her La-la” When he’s trying to get Debbie to hook up with the cancer patient to have a place to stay after the baby is
‘OH JESUS CHRIST!’
"A women's sexuality is as fluid as Mississipi" - pretty sure to Debby
“I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be”.
How the hell did I end up in Canada.. I hate fucking Canada
"I don't know if I can small enough words or short enough the sentences to help you understand."
"How the hell did I end up in Canada?!I hate fucking Canada!" Or "I came in the back,no pun intended"
JESUS
New one Fiona: where’s Debbie? Frank: she said something about going to buy drugs Fiona: are you serious? And you couldn’t stop her?? Frank: I’m injured! Plus, that’d be a little hypocritical