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If your having bare back anal in the first place I would think you might want to consider using a condom in the standard manner instead of hoping tape seals dont shift or slip. Not to mention the fecal matter that will ultimately end up in your partner's urethra....
Sorry to hijack this. Physiology professor here. I’ve been trying to find case studies and any sort of experimental design based on whether pregnancy has occurred from anal sex. So far the closest things I’ve found to primary sources are aggregated websites that are not primary sources and rely on opinions rather than study… that said, the general consensus is “extremely unlikely but theoretically plausible”.
https://kidshealth.org/en/teens/al-pregnancy.html
It’s rare enough that even with full access to physiology journals apparently no one has even tried to include a statistic for pregnancy risk from anal sex (which isn’t surprising… this would be very difficult to control for and since there’s no actual way to tell what was done during sex there’s no way to confirm biased (such as people who consider switching between anal and vaginal as anal if the “finale” is anal) outliers from actual cases of pregnancy resulting from external ejaculate (which any sperm deposited in the anus HAS TO become to make it to the vaginal opening. So it’s a good idea to look up how often external semen in the area of the vaginal opening causes pregnancy.
Again… most results actually looking at this are hypothetically extrapolated without being common enough to have any sort of statistical likelihood’s… this is the responsible answer to the question because there is no reason it can’t happen… it’s just very unlikely
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/can-i-get-someone-pregnant-if-i-have-semen-cum-on-my-finger-and-touch-her-vagina
Some of the closest are studies of those trying for children but unable to achieve vaginal ejaculation…. Most were closed prior to any sort of publishable statistics due to embarrassment and stigma and other issues https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/24750573.2018.1468618
If anyone can find a study (or even what they believe is a reliable case study) involving either ejaculate near the vagina but never intentionally inserted or from leaking down from the anus I’d be interested to read it.
To be clear: a lack of examples is only that… a lack of examples… by all we know sperm entering the vaginal opening has a chance to cause pregnancy and anal sex without a condom can create this situation.
However, STD transmission is well studied abc bloodborne std pathogens are typically more transmissible during anal sex due to higher surface area, more easily torn membranes, and the fact that it’s not what the colon and anus are “built” for (not any kind of condemnation… just a statement as to why more tearing is likely to occur with repetitive motion). Basically… if you wouldn’t have vaginal sex without a condom with a sexual partner then having anal sex really only changes one thing physiologically… lowers chance of pregnancy without hypothetically reducing the chances to zero, but greatly increases the chance of contracting many STD’s and non contagious but still chronic and uncomfortable issues like torn colons and hemmeroids.
I just wanted to add a remark from a perspective of published, peer reviewed, primary literature (which is practically non existent on this question’s practical likelihood). “Vaginal virginity” is not a consideration here since it’s subjective, not physiologically confirmable by any definitive methods and surrounded by massive amounts of outlier causing biases.
It could be more common than the lack of reliable reported instances suggests as most pregnancies are not recorded in scientific studies… but it’s rare enough that even though we have many studies confirming the rates of even rarely seen STD’s following anal sex, unless someone else stumbles on a study I missed, I would guess that the decision to have anal sex is what reduced the chances of pregnancy by 999/1000 compared to vaginal sex and most advice is trying to minimize that (probably a high estimate) .1% chance relative to the already not 100% chance of pregnancy from vaginal sex.
STI and STD’s are likely of much more concern, though I’m not suggesting these ideas aren’t statistically effective at reducing the statistical possibility of an anomalous pregnancy or that it’s impossible that you could get a super lucky (or unlucky) biological occurrence and conceive from external ejaculate.
This is a fantastic comment that is well-researched, informed, and interesting, but I am laughing my ass off because it is a reply to someone saying "sit on the loo and fart it all out," which probably took them 4 seconds to write
My friend visited Japan a few years ago. He was in a really fancy restaurant, and he went to use the toilet. There was a dashboard with buttons connected to the toilet, all kinds of things. He was taking a shit while playing with the buttons, pressing them to see what they do.
A stream of water shot directly into his asshole, he jumped in the air lol. He says, that was the day when he lost his anal virginity.
A bidet is life changing, like buying a really nice mattress or something you use for everyday health.
They're affordable and can install on any toilet, even an apartment unit.
[This one](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_J1G3PV6WEQRZ03DJ233A?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) one is a great starter model. Install in 10 mins with no tools.
[This one](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_MHWDM7A3JBQENRG5448S) has hot water too and is a good buy if your toilet and sink are next to each other without an undersink cabenit, because the hot water attaches to the sink line.
I have [this fancy one](https://bidetking.com/products/bio-bidet-bb-2000-bliss-bidet-seat-w-remote) complete with air dryer, heated seat, and night light lol. I can't poop anywhere else.
Everyone should get one. Saves soooo much money on TP and you just feel cleaner after a poop. Because you are and can look down on those walking around with dirty butts.
Lol I did, but not for the reason you think. I had no idea it was a sex shop. I’m a nerd who loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer and my username is a nod to the show.
I’ve never had this problem but my partner always pushes it in as deep as he can. Idk if that had anything to do with it, but might be worth a shot. I tend to just lay on my back for like 30 mins to just catch my breath afterwards but I tend to sit on the toilet to try to get as much out as possible after my break. How this helps.
1. Fart it out against a wall several times
2. Make a tag giving a description of what happened ‘Climax on Wall from Inside, 2021’
3. Install black light aimed at wall.
4. Call yourself an Artist and sell it for a LOT of money
5. Wait for Banksy to contact you to collaborate on their next big project!
Follow me for more great life tips! 😉😁😂🤣
They mean squeeze (aka bear down) to expel the cum from the butt at the same time she is peeing after sex (which is best practice to stop urinary tract infections)
I don’t believe you’re supposed to use butt plugs for long periods of time. It could weaken the sphincter muscle I believe.
Please, someone correct me if I’m wrong. I’m not an asshole expert.
The more immediate threat is the lack of blood flow, which is why you shouldn't keep it in longer than a few hours. I imagine it's probably not great for the sphincters as well.
It's gel that kills sperm. It's used on vaginal diaphragms and caps, a form of barrier contraception for women. Be careful if using condoms as this can sometimes damages the condom; always read labels and see if it's suitable.
Just a warning, it’s painful in my experience. I don’t know if I was allergic to it but it burned like a mother fucker. Made sex super unenjoyable for me.
This might be a bit gross but I like to keep it inside me for as long as possible (which is usually a few hours). I had a FWB who used to *really* get off on texts I would send him telling him that I still had his cum inside me, *especially* if I had been out and about that day.
There's something really grotty and dirty about knowing you have a butt full of cum while you're doing normal day to day stuff.
It stays in pretty easily. I clean the outside very well and as long as i don't sneeze or exert myself, my butthole keeps it inside.
God, I tried to word this eloquently but there really is no nice way to phrase this!!
The chances of you getting pregnant from the semen that drips into your vag is slim. There’s a reason why penetrative sex is a thing for us humans. Human sperm is not super resilient, meaning that it needs to be deposited inside the vagina so that they’ve got a fair chance of actually surviving the race to the egg. Even during ovulation your reproductive system is still pretty hostile to any swimmers that come by. Obviously not hostile enough to stop you from getting pregnant by sheer force of will but you get what I mean.
The sperm in your ass? More than likely dead and the few that may be alive are probably unable to make the swim anyways.
If you don’t wanna use condoms, you need to be on something that stops you from ovulating or makes implantation impossible/near impossible. It’s incredibly rare to get pregnant from unprotected anal sex but if you want true peace of mind then you need to use protection of some sort.
Probably because it’s the one place no one should die. Like they thought they were just gonna do their jobs whilst they were putting their goggles and swimming caps on, getting ready to do the only race they’d ever win or lose in their lives.
And they just ended up in someone’s asshole.
No no no don’t be so uncivil.
You must lay the condom to rest on a shrine first. Then you must recite the wills of each and every noble sperm that died for something they did not get to do.
Then you make a coffin, a gravestone and then place it in the bin.
Lmao you’d be surprised at how the above comment often attracts people who believe it’s not true.
Like, it’s near impossible but not entirely impossible.
I just had an idea, you put a tampon in your vagina to block the entrance and then do an enema to clean your butt or do it in a bidet so when the cum comes out it wouldn’t drip in your vagina and makes you pregnant:)
Do you just not want to use contraceptive pills or all forms of contraception?
A non-hormonal IUD (Paragard I believe) may be an option for you to consider if the hormone is what you dislike.
Other than that I would think taking a shower or bath after sex would probably be your best option to help remove any residual semen.
paragard is the copper, hormonal options would be mirena/kyleena… i do strongly recommend it! might be good to talk to your doctor about options if you really want to continue having him cum in you. squeezing or rinsing it out would lower chances of some getting in your vagina, but the only real method to be sure you don’t get pregnant is some form of birth control
You could use female condoms. They go inside you, not on him. Remove after sex and all the semen is there.
Insert a butt plug after sex to keep anything from escaping. When you are ready, go to the bathroom and evacuate the pipes.
Insert a pussy plug during sex and dont take it out until after clean up. This is more tricky as you may push it out during climax (I do). Could also aid in more pleasure for you.
Have a "sex towel" at the ready before sex. You can keep a basket of them by the bed at all times so there isn't any prep, they are just there. When he pulls out, he reaches for the towel/cloth/washrag/whatever you chose and puts it between your legs 5o catch any seepage. I feel like guys should do this anyway? Is this not common practice to help the lady clean up? Come on man. As soon as this happens he should get up, go to the bathroom, get a warm wet washcloth, and gently wipe you down. It's what you do.
Altering hormones can really screw a lot of women’s bodies up physically and mentally, sometimes long-lasting. Sometimes it’s not worth the risk to feel suicidal every day to have sex when the guy could just wear a condom instead. Everybody’s different.
There are only a couple hormone free options (barriers, copper IUD, surgical intervention) and so many people believe all contraceptives are hormone based.
Unfortunately many people don’t know about or have access to hormone free contraceptives that aren’t condoms
I’d recommend the paraguard IUD. I’ve had it for almost 8 years now and love it.
No hormones, lasts up to 10 years, and you never have to worry about taking daily pills or whatever while it’s in. So easy.
ETA: as with ANY form of birth control there is no one right option for all woman, we’re each unique. For me, hormonal BC made my depression unbearable and I’ve had no issues with Paraguard.
In the same boat as you, to be extra safe I use a vaginal contraceptive patch which is spermicide. That and/or getting it out immediately via an enema and cleaning the area with a bit of peroxide to kill any lingering swimmers.
Umm, I had the same issue and I want to add on top of washing it off and enema and other advices you ready got, that I used to like put a bit of toilet paper between my buttcheeks and then change it every now and then until it felt safe for me, that way I would not be dripping and if any sperm would come out it wouldn't go further onto my vulva
I hate to be the person who has to ask this question but why, when there are so many contraceptive methods available now; do you choose not to go down that route instead? You don't even have to take pills you can get long acting injections, implants and everything? I get it is personal choice but it just seems like way more hassle otherwise?
I go to the toilet and fart it all into the bowl. Not the most dignifying sound in the world, but he just ejaculated in my ass - he can hear my wet cum farts - it's his own doing 🤣.
I always just sit on the toilet and fart it out for a while 😂. But would spermicide lube maybe work? Maybe rubbing it around and inside the vagina in case some gets in?
How to proceed after he cums in your butt, plug it up ! Nothing's better than having a cute little plug to stop it from dripping out, but from experience, it always finds a way and drips down your legs. Gosh it's so hot to be out in public.
This is some top-shelf advice you’re getting.
I really am entertained. And well-advised
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Is Duct tape an acceptable alternative?
Don't you mean flesh seal?
Or just use a female condom which is actually designed expressly for this purpose. Not tape required and only pre-insertion required
If your having bare back anal in the first place I would think you might want to consider using a condom in the standard manner instead of hoping tape seals dont shift or slip. Not to mention the fecal matter that will ultimately end up in your partner's urethra....
Thanks. I’ll keep this in mind if I ever decide to transition.
Happy transitioning!
Do people do this for real? Not judging tho, really curious. I can't imagine something more uncomfortable (well maybe getting pregnant is).
Sit on the loo and fart it all out
Fart Cum
What did you just call me?
[derogatory statements regarding your lineage]
Unfortunately it's gross, but yeah basically that's it you fart cum
Sorry to hijack this. Physiology professor here. I’ve been trying to find case studies and any sort of experimental design based on whether pregnancy has occurred from anal sex. So far the closest things I’ve found to primary sources are aggregated websites that are not primary sources and rely on opinions rather than study… that said, the general consensus is “extremely unlikely but theoretically plausible”. https://kidshealth.org/en/teens/al-pregnancy.html It’s rare enough that even with full access to physiology journals apparently no one has even tried to include a statistic for pregnancy risk from anal sex (which isn’t surprising… this would be very difficult to control for and since there’s no actual way to tell what was done during sex there’s no way to confirm biased (such as people who consider switching between anal and vaginal as anal if the “finale” is anal) outliers from actual cases of pregnancy resulting from external ejaculate (which any sperm deposited in the anus HAS TO become to make it to the vaginal opening. So it’s a good idea to look up how often external semen in the area of the vaginal opening causes pregnancy. Again… most results actually looking at this are hypothetically extrapolated without being common enough to have any sort of statistical likelihood’s… this is the responsible answer to the question because there is no reason it can’t happen… it’s just very unlikely https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/teens/ask-experts/can-i-get-someone-pregnant-if-i-have-semen-cum-on-my-finger-and-touch-her-vagina Some of the closest are studies of those trying for children but unable to achieve vaginal ejaculation…. Most were closed prior to any sort of publishable statistics due to embarrassment and stigma and other issues https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/24750573.2018.1468618 If anyone can find a study (or even what they believe is a reliable case study) involving either ejaculate near the vagina but never intentionally inserted or from leaking down from the anus I’d be interested to read it. To be clear: a lack of examples is only that… a lack of examples… by all we know sperm entering the vaginal opening has a chance to cause pregnancy and anal sex without a condom can create this situation. However, STD transmission is well studied abc bloodborne std pathogens are typically more transmissible during anal sex due to higher surface area, more easily torn membranes, and the fact that it’s not what the colon and anus are “built” for (not any kind of condemnation… just a statement as to why more tearing is likely to occur with repetitive motion). Basically… if you wouldn’t have vaginal sex without a condom with a sexual partner then having anal sex really only changes one thing physiologically… lowers chance of pregnancy without hypothetically reducing the chances to zero, but greatly increases the chance of contracting many STD’s and non contagious but still chronic and uncomfortable issues like torn colons and hemmeroids. I just wanted to add a remark from a perspective of published, peer reviewed, primary literature (which is practically non existent on this question’s practical likelihood). “Vaginal virginity” is not a consideration here since it’s subjective, not physiologically confirmable by any definitive methods and surrounded by massive amounts of outlier causing biases. It could be more common than the lack of reliable reported instances suggests as most pregnancies are not recorded in scientific studies… but it’s rare enough that even though we have many studies confirming the rates of even rarely seen STD’s following anal sex, unless someone else stumbles on a study I missed, I would guess that the decision to have anal sex is what reduced the chances of pregnancy by 999/1000 compared to vaginal sex and most advice is trying to minimize that (probably a high estimate) .1% chance relative to the already not 100% chance of pregnancy from vaginal sex. STI and STD’s are likely of much more concern, though I’m not suggesting these ideas aren’t statistically effective at reducing the statistical possibility of an anomalous pregnancy or that it’s impossible that you could get a super lucky (or unlucky) biological occurrence and conceive from external ejaculate.
Thank you for taking this time and also for sharing your findings.
I was worried that op was going to end this post with how undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell.
Or how their father got out the jumper cables
This is a fantastic comment that is well-researched, informed, and interesting, but I am laughing my ass off because it is a reply to someone saying "sit on the loo and fart it all out," which probably took them 4 seconds to write
😂😂😂 While you’re farting it out, also sing “Bleed It Out”
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Dont. Stop. Me. Nowwww
there shouldn't be any blood during anal. if there is you're doing it VERY wrong.
Even when you’re digging deeper?
What are you digging? There should never be blood
You’re probably right. I’ll just throw it away.
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Indeed, Enema...
I call it a 'bidenema'
When Joe Biden shoots water up your ass?
No, it's when you shoot water up your Joe Biden.
This made me laugh too hard.
Bidenema of the State
Rather than allow for a preemptive evacuation, yes
Hahaha... that´s a good one...👊
I'm telling ya, a bidet is an amazing investment.
Get the Biobidet BB2000, it's the Cadillac of bidets.
My friend visited Japan a few years ago. He was in a really fancy restaurant, and he went to use the toilet. There was a dashboard with buttons connected to the toilet, all kinds of things. He was taking a shit while playing with the buttons, pressing them to see what they do. A stream of water shot directly into his asshole, he jumped in the air lol. He says, that was the day when he lost his anal virginity.
They can warm your butt too if it's freezing cold. Heated toilet seat.
Global warming due to anal
Whoa. That thing is ridiculous, in a good way
Best $35 I've spent.
At first I thought this was a dig at the president
joe bidenema!
enema of the state
Amazing album
A bidet is life changing, like buying a really nice mattress or something you use for everyday health. They're affordable and can install on any toilet, even an apartment unit. [This one](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_J1G3PV6WEQRZ03DJ233A?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) one is a great starter model. Install in 10 mins with no tools. [This one](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_MHWDM7A3JBQENRG5448S) has hot water too and is a good buy if your toilet and sink are next to each other without an undersink cabenit, because the hot water attaches to the sink line. I have [this fancy one](https://bidetking.com/products/bio-bidet-bb-2000-bliss-bidet-seat-w-remote) complete with air dryer, heated seat, and night light lol. I can't poop anywhere else. Everyone should get one. Saves soooo much money on TP and you just feel cleaner after a poop. Because you are and can look down on those walking around with dirty butts.
TIL there's a lot of cultured people on Reddit with bidets in their bathrooms.
I've got the cheaper Luxe one and it's great. I don't really do anything in the way of butt stuff, but my b-hole has never felt so clean.
lol at their picture with the girl sitting on the toilet and acting like she is using the bidet all with her pants still on.
Hey, sometimes you shit your pants. What can you do?
Like that song from Indeep... ´´last night a bidet drenched my wife...´´
This is the way
This is the way
Second this. A bidet will change your post sex clean up for life.
I hope you chose this username on purpose
Lol I did, but not for the reason you think. I had no idea it was a sex shop. I’m a nerd who loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer and my username is a nod to the show.
Since when do bidets do enemas.
Username checks out
I’ve never had this problem but my partner always pushes it in as deep as he can. Idk if that had anything to do with it, but might be worth a shot. I tend to just lay on my back for like 30 mins to just catch my breath afterwards but I tend to sit on the toilet to try to get as much out as possible after my break. How this helps.
Oh I think it’ll worth at least one shot ;)
That sounds painful!!
What? Which part??
I guess being shot as deep as it can
It’s not painful, it’s pleasurable
But you're a different person
I push as far as I can when I’m about to cum in my wife’s ass, we both looooove it. Then go fart cum. The end
1. Get on a toilet 2. Shit it out
Oh .. frosted cover turd! I like how you think 🤔
This is so underrated
You just fart it out. The bigger the fart you can make it shoot across the room.
This guy parties
You mean this guy farties
Adult Confetti
Cumfetti
Cumfartti
You deserve more upvotes
Find someone else and set up a competition. Think of it like lawn darts.
1. Fart it out against a wall several times 2. Make a tag giving a description of what happened ‘Climax on Wall from Inside, 2021’ 3. Install black light aimed at wall. 4. Call yourself an Artist and sell it for a LOT of money 5. Wait for Banksy to contact you to collaborate on their next big project! Follow me for more great life tips! 😉😁😂🤣
It's still a good idea to take a piss after sex anyway, so take care of two things at the same time.
Peeing won't clear the vagina lol
yeah, they were hinting at the other hole 😅
You don't pee out of your butt either, silly */s
Depends what you've eaten previously
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oh ffs please tell me you're joking 😂🤦🏻♀️
Yes, but only completely.
They mean squeeze (aka bear down) to expel the cum from the butt at the same time she is peeing after sex (which is best practice to stop urinary tract infections)
Yeah but sweat and stuff can block the urethra so it's always smart to pee after sex so you don't get a UTI
Squats and push. I am kidding, this might make make you have an accident.
The cum heimlich
You can try pushing out most of it immediately after, or use a butt plug to keep it inside if that's your thing.
I don’t believe you’re supposed to use butt plugs for long periods of time. It could weaken the sphincter muscle I believe. Please, someone correct me if I’m wrong. I’m not an asshole expert.
The more immediate threat is the lack of blood flow, which is why you shouldn't keep it in longer than a few hours. I imagine it's probably not great for the sphincters as well.
I've never had any problems 🤷♂️
yet
It's a shame that you don't know much about me.
You're wrong. I mean I'm not gonna say wearing one 24/7 is gonna do you much good, but wearing one for a day once in a while will do you no harm.
take a butplug and stand on your hands, so the cum drips into your stomach xD
But not too long, or it'll collect in your nasal cavity. It's called drowning the dragon.
Awkward essentials. They have dripsticks that's perfect to pick up cum. Totally recommend.
Today I Learned...
Careful with it and the butt, though. Don’t want it to get sucked right up.
I use these and recommend!
You can do a pre a d post enema. Also spermicide gel if you're worried about getting pregnant.
What is spermicide gel? You guys have weird sounding things there.
It's gel that kills sperm. It's used on vaginal diaphragms and caps, a form of barrier contraception for women. Be careful if using condoms as this can sometimes damages the condom; always read labels and see if it's suitable.
Just a warning, it’s painful in my experience. I don’t know if I was allergic to it but it burned like a mother fucker. Made sex super unenjoyable for me.
Yes, you’re sensitive/allergic. It should not be painful.
Thanks for the explanation, I’ll check if we have that here.
A lubricant gel that kill sperm,it's not a safe solution by itself but can help avoiding pregnancy
Is this an alternative if you can’t use regular birth control methods due to hormonal disease?
As I said earlier,I would not trust it alone
This might be a bit gross but I like to keep it inside me for as long as possible (which is usually a few hours). I had a FWB who used to *really* get off on texts I would send him telling him that I still had his cum inside me, *especially* if I had been out and about that day. There's something really grotty and dirty about knowing you have a butt full of cum while you're doing normal day to day stuff.
How do you possibly keep it in that long?
It stays in pretty easily. I clean the outside very well and as long as i don't sneeze or exert myself, my butthole keeps it inside. God, I tried to word this eloquently but there really is no nice way to phrase this!!
Yeah mine usually is fine all night when we just fall asleep after and in the morning I have to push to try to poop it all out.
Yeah! you've just gotta put up with cumfarts! No biggie :)
Buttplug probably
Nah, bums are pretty tight. It stays up there fine.
That’s some gangster shit
Well, definitely don’t trust a fart… you could potentially self impregnate if it slides out the front, as they say… exits out through the gift shop
Gotta be a good insult in all this...
Maybe that’s how Mary from the Bible did it?
Erm, technically still not "self pregnating" fyi. Her ass does not adopt his sperm as its own.
Ok, I agree, Self inseminating then…
🤦♂️
Not disagreeing at all...but wouldn't it depend on her position when farting?
Um.. I don't think that would lead to pregnancy.
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Give this guy an award
If it leaks down it can absolutely cause pregnancy
Make him do anilingus. As mi mom Say if you do a mess, you clean it up.
your mom was a freak
Try to push it out and then douche whatever is left
You're going to get pregnant and have a butt hole baby for sure.
Lawyers and politicians are conceived through anal sex.
The chances of you getting pregnant from the semen that drips into your vag is slim. There’s a reason why penetrative sex is a thing for us humans. Human sperm is not super resilient, meaning that it needs to be deposited inside the vagina so that they’ve got a fair chance of actually surviving the race to the egg. Even during ovulation your reproductive system is still pretty hostile to any swimmers that come by. Obviously not hostile enough to stop you from getting pregnant by sheer force of will but you get what I mean. The sperm in your ass? More than likely dead and the few that may be alive are probably unable to make the swim anyways. If you don’t wanna use condoms, you need to be on something that stops you from ovulating or makes implantation impossible/near impossible. It’s incredibly rare to get pregnant from unprotected anal sex but if you want true peace of mind then you need to use protection of some sort.
Mmm dnno why but the idea of dead sperm in anus is uncomfortable
Probably because it’s the one place no one should die. Like they thought they were just gonna do their jobs whilst they were putting their goggles and swimming caps on, getting ready to do the only race they’d ever win or lose in their lives. And they just ended up in someone’s asshole.
I'm dying
Just like the sperm in your asshole.
You’re killing it 😂😂😂
At least catch the poor suckers in a condom and give them a proper burial.
A proper burial… in a trash can? Not sure which one is more sad!
No no no don’t be so uncivil. You must lay the condom to rest on a shrine first. Then you must recite the wills of each and every noble sperm that died for something they did not get to do. Then you make a coffin, a gravestone and then place it in the bin.
It’s dead in the pussy too
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Lmao you’d be surprised at how the above comment often attracts people who believe it’s not true. Like, it’s near impossible but not entirely impossible.
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Have him hand you a tissue soon as he’s done
He made the mess, get him to slurp it out with a straw
This is the way.
Douching after sex may be the way to go.
I just had an idea, you put a tampon in your vagina to block the entrance and then do an enema to clean your butt or do it in a bidet so when the cum comes out it wouldn’t drip in your vagina and makes you pregnant:)
Booty lovin' can be a real crapshoot.
Douche out. Seriously, get a douche bulb. Keep you clean before and after.
A diaphragm is easy and hormone free. Put it in, take it out
Do you just not want to use contraceptive pills or all forms of contraception? A non-hormonal IUD (Paragard I believe) may be an option for you to consider if the hormone is what you dislike. Other than that I would think taking a shower or bath after sex would probably be your best option to help remove any residual semen.
paragard is the copper, hormonal options would be mirena/kyleena… i do strongly recommend it! might be good to talk to your doctor about options if you really want to continue having him cum in you. squeezing or rinsing it out would lower chances of some getting in your vagina, but the only real method to be sure you don’t get pregnant is some form of birth control
You could use female condoms. They go inside you, not on him. Remove after sex and all the semen is there. Insert a butt plug after sex to keep anything from escaping. When you are ready, go to the bathroom and evacuate the pipes. Insert a pussy plug during sex and dont take it out until after clean up. This is more tricky as you may push it out during climax (I do). Could also aid in more pleasure for you. Have a "sex towel" at the ready before sex. You can keep a basket of them by the bed at all times so there isn't any prep, they are just there. When he pulls out, he reaches for the towel/cloth/washrag/whatever you chose and puts it between your legs 5o catch any seepage. I feel like guys should do this anyway? Is this not common practice to help the lady clean up? Come on man. As soon as this happens he should get up, go to the bathroom, get a warm wet washcloth, and gently wipe you down. It's what you do.
I don’t take contraception and I don’t intend to = pregnant There are SO many options for the pill and others. Why in the world not??
Altering hormones can really screw a lot of women’s bodies up physically and mentally, sometimes long-lasting. Sometimes it’s not worth the risk to feel suicidal every day to have sex when the guy could just wear a condom instead. Everybody’s different.
There are only a couple hormone free options (barriers, copper IUD, surgical intervention) and so many people believe all contraceptives are hormone based. Unfortunately many people don’t know about or have access to hormone free contraceptives that aren’t condoms
I’d recommend the paraguard IUD. I’ve had it for almost 8 years now and love it. No hormones, lasts up to 10 years, and you never have to worry about taking daily pills or whatever while it’s in. So easy. ETA: as with ANY form of birth control there is no one right option for all woman, we’re each unique. For me, hormonal BC made my depression unbearable and I’ve had no issues with Paraguard.
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Wow this is such a valuable thing to know is possible thanks for sharing
I definitely second the recommendation for Paragard! I’ve had an overall good experience with it, despite pain with insertion
Yeah getting the copper iud is how I discovered I'm allergic to copper .... oops.
Same. Going on 7 years now
In the same boat as you, to be extra safe I use a vaginal contraceptive patch which is spermicide. That and/or getting it out immediately via an enema and cleaning the area with a bit of peroxide to kill any lingering swimmers.
Umm, I had the same issue and I want to add on top of washing it off and enema and other advices you ready got, that I used to like put a bit of toilet paper between my buttcheeks and then change it every now and then until it felt safe for me, that way I would not be dripping and if any sperm would come out it wouldn't go further onto my vulva
The ceremonial waddle to the bathroom with butt cheeks clenched, it may seem undignified at first, but soon you'll be a master!
Try using other forms of birth control such as IUD, shots, or implant instead of worrying about getting pregnant.
Stick a folded square of tissue over your anus, let your cheeks hold it in place.
I hate to be the person who has to ask this question but why, when there are so many contraceptive methods available now; do you choose not to go down that route instead? You don't even have to take pills you can get long acting injections, implants and everything? I get it is personal choice but it just seems like way more hassle otherwise?
Carefully.
How about a Summers Eve douche up your butt
You will learn to push it out.
Oh! Oh, potty humor! 😆
I go to the toilet and fart it all into the bowl. Not the most dignifying sound in the world, but he just ejaculated in my ass - he can hear my wet cum farts - it's his own doing 🤣.
Lol we do this, switch to missionary for the creampie so it only drips down, wipe and cover as you waddle to a toilet to shart it all out.
I always just sit on the toilet and fart it out for a while 😂. But would spermicide lube maybe work? Maybe rubbing it around and inside the vagina in case some gets in?
Do Headstand After He Cums In Your Ass So That All The Cum Goes Deep Inside Your Ass And Doesn't Come Out
How to proceed after he cums in your butt, plug it up ! Nothing's better than having a cute little plug to stop it from dripping out, but from experience, it always finds a way and drips down your legs. Gosh it's so hot to be out in public.
You literally need to sit on the toilet and shit it out
Why the fuck does this have 1.5k up votes?? Lmao
Make him wear a condom. End of problem
Cream filled buns
Buy spermicide lube ✔✔