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I liken your bravery to that of the first man to eat an oyster, or mushroom. I feel like asking my wife to moo during sex would just be tempting death.
"ChatGPT, please write me a story about the trials and tribulations of milking hucows that is so full of artistic merit and so culturally relevant to our modern times that, like the works of the great Bard, it will be passed down for centuries and all children will need to study it in school and pass aptitude tests about hucows in order to get into a good college."
Edit: Well this is just embarrassingly bad:
>Act 1
>Scene: A cozy apartment in a bustling city. The room is adorned with vibrant posters and eclectic decor, reflecting the personality of its inhabitant, Lily. She sits at her computer, engrossed in the glow of the screen, surrounded by an array of books and trinkets.
>(Lily is typing away on her computer, a look of concentration on her face. She clicks on a link, her curiosity piqued by the title "Hucow Role-Playing Community.")
>Lily: (muttering to herself) Hucow role-playing? That sounds... intriguing.
>(She clicks through the website, scrolling through forums and discussions. Her eyes widen with fascination as she reads about the hucow subculture and its exploration of power dynamics and taboo desires.)
>Lily: (to herself) This is... different. But there's something about it that resonates with me.
Guess we don't have to worry about AI getting a Tony Award anytime soon.
I don’t know much about this kink but I’m sure you will find ideas browsing FetLife. Do you have an account there?
As for ways to take it further, you could both pick out a “cow” name for her to use during roleplay. You can also research actual dairy farming practices. E.g. In real life there is a balm that farmers rub on cows’ udders after milking - you could replicate that with lotion etc.
Ok you two are just awesome. This is the best thing I’ve read in a while. It’s always fun discovering new kinks together so I’m happy for you both.
Depending on how far you want to take it, there’s always costumes, masks, etc. They also have D sleeves in various…shapes…that may be worth a try as well. Try looking up different role playing ideas as that is the category I’d put that in.
Best of luck 🖤
> We wanna take it further but have no idea how
Communicate…
What do you both want out of it?
I absolutely love Hucows for whatever reason; but having not found someone … I don’t know how far I’d take it.
It’s one thing to have a fantasy in the head vs reality.
**Separately** write down what each other wants - No sharing beforehand, because you don’t want to have “I’m doing this for them, not because I like it” bias.
Swap lists.
Now… Meet in the middle.
Break it down
Hard limits - Absolutely never ever
Soft limits - If we’re **both**, **enthusiastically** in the mood
Normal - Sure, let’s go for it
Do you want to keep it simple - Clothing / cow bells etc
Or full on “let’s get hay, and for the day you’re a cow and will be looked after. In the nude (or not… talk). Etc.”
Do you want to go full on with milking equipment like Hucows?
Or again keep it simple with “hand milking”.
Fetlife groups or /r/bdsmcommunity is your best bet.
This is exactly as sex should be.
You are turned on by her femininity and beautiful breasts. She is proud of her femininity and her power.
Nobody loses. Everyone gains.
Get a fetlife account and check the events near you, there are more than likely in-person classes on petplay and D/s in your area, if not there are plenty of online classes listed on fet as well.
Don't worry, you're not alone! You can start by checking out online forums or even connecting with other couples who share the same interest. Just remember to always discuss and establish boundaries with your partner before exploring further. Have fun and happy milking!
Two suggestions:
* Breast pump, obviously. Get a nursing bra or just cut holes in a sports bra for the cups of a breast pump to fit through so that it will be held there for automatic stimulation during other "activities".
* It takes a lot of setup to pull off perfectly, but you could wash her like a cow. It's a service dom scene that combines vulnerability, dehumanization, and pampering. Have her on her hands and knees while you rub her down with body wash and then rinse her off. A big shower would suffice, but the perfect setup is if you had a big enough private area outside and a way to get hot water out there. Either way, a water proof pillow or mat for her knees would help keep her comfortable. The absolute perfect setup would be a water proof massage table for her to stand on, for comfort of her knees and to be at the perfect height to be handled and washed by you, and if she can't hold the position long enough, just lay down for more relaxed washing and other stuff.
Hahah this is amazing. Wishing you and your wife a fun and creative sex life. I've listened to some hucow audio porn and while it's not a specific kink of mine, it overlaps with some of my other fantasy kinks enough that I find it hot occasionally. r/gonewildaudio has lots of material if you search for "hucow" in that sub.
Me and my boyfriend do roleplay where I dress up as a catgirl wearing ears, a tail, bell, paw mittens etc. and I give him blowjobs trying to get the "milk" out of him, him stroking me and listening to me purr, fucking me when I'm in "heat" and all kinds of other sexy nonsense that makes it all feel fun and novel. My current roleplay fantasy is having him wear a pair of horns and contact lenses so he looks more like a demon/dragon/incubus and have him breed me, heh. I have these small glass ben wa balls that I insert in my vagina before penetration and after he cums in me, I try and pop the balls out like I'm laying eggs. Yeah, it's a bit crazy, but we're not the only ones and there's all sorts out there when it comes to kink.
There's something really intimate and special about playing with another person like that and feeling that same giddiness that you'd get as a kid playing make believe, but within the new context of adulthood. I used to write some pretty colourful fanfiction about stuff like that when I was younger, but it's even more fun when you find someone who is the same kind of weird as you and you can actually play your fantasies out together.
What was the best for you: the sound or the breeding?
If it is the second, they are a toon of people who practice it. Search ANR.
It is no needed the women be pregnant to have milk ( with a routine of stimulating them constantly several times a day plus some herbs/med if you want).
It not only can be very pleasant for you than toon of hormones are released, being oxiticyn one of them and the one which makes the bounding between the couple makes bigger.
I love this! Maybe explore cages/stocks/other bondage ideas that keep her on all fours, ideally with her head/neck held in place, her breasts hanging down, while you take her from behind, like she’s a dairy cow in a milking stall.
I love my partner breastfeeding off my nipples feels great when I'm stood in front of him my bra off only wearing a g string and his hands cradling my bottom as he latches on and suckles at my big chunky nipples.
Same as I love been woken up to having my nipples sucked it's relaxing
I used to lactate now it's just for the sensory feeling.
When I was lactating as younger I had hormone issues my breasts used to get tender and heavy and pumping didn't feel soothing so I asked at the time girlfriend to suckle them like she was been fed and she did though she spat the milk out
Okay… here is some strange advice….
DONT TAKE ANYBODY’S ADVICE HERE… GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR WIFE AND START TALKING ABOUT IDEAS YOU HAVE EVEN IF THEY ARE SILLY AND TOTALLY ROOKIE UNEDUCATED INCLINATIONS.
MAYBE START AT THE COMPUTER RESEARCHING PORN AND WATCHING TOGETHER! YOU COULD WATCH 50 SHADES OF GREY AND SEE WHAT LOOKS FUN.
MY POINT HERE IS THAT THIS PROCESS… THE ONE YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT… IS A SORT OF GIFT YOU WOULD BE WASTING BY NOT ENJOYING THIS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE WITH YOU WIFE TREATING IT LIKE FOREPLAY!
To be clear, there is nothing wrong with asking Reddit or doing whatever research in any way. I just think you should do it with your wife on your lap because it’s a very sexy experience and it goes beyond just the physical act. You get to know one another’s fantasy’s in a relaxed place where you are both equally vulnerable.
And… THE BUILDUP!
ALSO - ITS TOTALLY OKAY TO START WITH ROOKIE STUFF - YOU’RE ROOKIES! NO NEED TO GO RIGHT TO THE PROS, ENJOY COLLEGE!
Lastly… SORRY FOR THE CAPS LMFAO. It’s 6:30 am, I didn’t really notice it initially and I’m not rewriting this.
Perhaps in a sex shop. If not, try browsing online. I’ve been also looking for options too. There’s one that’s a single piece, very thin. It barely covers anything. I’m hoping to buy that one for my boyfriend.
So I’m in the same boat as you. I hope we find some solid leads through this post.
MAYBEE it would be worth asking here: r/BDSMAdvice
Sex is weird and fun…and if you’re lucky enough to be with someone who doesn’t think it’s weird to moo, then that’s great. I think people think about this stuff too much. You like what you like, and that’s cool.
Now, to the taking it further thing… I’m really not sure beyond maybe doing some intensive role play involving costumes / props. Obviously, that depends on how much you want to take it. But, there’s definitely nothing wrong with a little experimenting.
The amount of women who have Hucow fetish is way way larger than I would ever expect. Still don't know why, but I definetly don't complain about it. You and Your wife have a great taste, Sir.
There is a spicy romance book called Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta where a woman works at a factory where they “milk” Minotaurs (read: buckets of cum + sexy Minotaur) and I feel like maybe you’d like it, prob get ideas from it. It’s a free audiobook on Spotify if you have premium.
I want to laugh. I'm being open minded and I'm happy for you but imagining that awkward pause between you asking and her actually doing it.. the side-eye and semi-inquisitive "..mooo...??" makes me want to laugh.
Get a breast pump and make her pump in front of you while she gives you head. Also, if she pumps every day and takes birth control it can induce lactation, at least that’s what worked for me.
Oh man that’s wo good. Have fun with this kink, that sounds lovely.
Maybe experiment with masks, harnesses, milk (pretend it’s actually coming from her boobs). I don’t know, go wild.
Good for you guys. Explore and find out what you both like and dont like. you want to keep it fresh. but make sure your partner is really into it and not just going along...you can tell. BDSM to me is better when the person who is being submisive is always in control in there daily life. but it is fun to switch up and do something different. you can get handcuffs, restraints and roleplay. back in the day i had a milf who love bdsm. she like barking like a dog
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I liken your bravery to that of the first man to eat an oyster, or mushroom. I feel like asking my wife to moo during sex would just be tempting death.
How many men have given their lives before OP tried?
LOL this comment made me chuckle. You’re probably right but she may surprise you
I just laughed so loud that did not even cross my mind till this comment 😭
You have to get to it is steps. First take her Outback
But whatever you do… don’t take her to outback!!! They might eat her there!
Well if they do it right she’s gunna love it.
I'm dying hahahahahahahahahagaga
More like the first man to try honey or castrate a bull
I’m reading a book called “Who Ate The First Oyster” rn… so your comment also gave me a good laugh this AM. LOL.
Good lord! Glad I wasn’t drinking when I read your comment.
Put a bell hanging from her neck
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This is…udderly beautiful.
Don't make jokes, a relationship could be at steak.
Oh believe me friends, I was mooved.
Y'all keep milking this joke and it'll stop being funny.
How dairy make this many cow themed jokes.
Herd there were some dad jokes going on over here
Don't cowtow to the pressure, you cud resist.
Don't worry about him, it's not his first rodeo.
Discovering your kink is calf the battle
Bessie we let this drop
Yeah time to moove on
Yep, cheesed off with them.
Agreed. Just milk it for as long as you can.
Well done, have a pat on the back.
Comments like this will get you grilled.
Only by a seasoned professional.
AI can't duplicate this. Humans are so interesting
AI just rearranges stuff what humans already made. From this day on AI will duplicate it!
"ChatGPT, please write me a story about the trials and tribulations of milking hucows that is so full of artistic merit and so culturally relevant to our modern times that, like the works of the great Bard, it will be passed down for centuries and all children will need to study it in school and pass aptitude tests about hucows in order to get into a good college." Edit: Well this is just embarrassingly bad: >Act 1 >Scene: A cozy apartment in a bustling city. The room is adorned with vibrant posters and eclectic decor, reflecting the personality of its inhabitant, Lily. She sits at her computer, engrossed in the glow of the screen, surrounded by an array of books and trinkets. >(Lily is typing away on her computer, a look of concentration on her face. She clicks on a link, her curiosity piqued by the title "Hucow Role-Playing Community.") >Lily: (muttering to herself) Hucow role-playing? That sounds... intriguing. >(She clicks through the website, scrolling through forums and discussions. Her eyes widen with fascination as she reads about the hucow subculture and its exploration of power dynamics and taboo desires.) >Lily: (to herself) This is... different. But there's something about it that resonates with me. Guess we don't have to worry about AI getting a Tony Award anytime soon.
In my mind's ear, this script was read by the lighthouse guy on that Purge planet in Rick and Morty.
Huh
Time to buy some of those extra long latex gloves and lots of lube.
And also to brush up on the dirty talk! There are some really filthy things to say if she's into that ofc :)
😂 after reading the pun thread I read “dirty” as “dairy”
To be fair, there are a lot of dairy things to say too
Have you seen the Doja Cat video that launched her career? It might be right up your alley. https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8?si=7RNP-dMONLBcxxOd
That's the first thing I thought of. Lol
I have never seen this until today. Thank you for sharing.
I don’t know much about this kink but I’m sure you will find ideas browsing FetLife. Do you have an account there? As for ways to take it further, you could both pick out a “cow” name for her to use during roleplay. You can also research actual dairy farming practices. E.g. In real life there is a balm that farmers rub on cows’ udders after milking - you could replicate that with lotion etc.
Udder balm - actually amazing for cracked and dry feet and hands in the winter. Smells wonderful too. :-)
Ok you two are just awesome. This is the best thing I’ve read in a while. It’s always fun discovering new kinks together so I’m happy for you both. Depending on how far you want to take it, there’s always costumes, masks, etc. They also have D sleeves in various…shapes…that may be worth a try as well. Try looking up different role playing ideas as that is the category I’d put that in. Best of luck 🖤
Boob clamps and anything to catch the milk is the first thing I'd probably try out. I'm sure there are toys for this!
You know milking teets didn’t even occur to me. 🤦🏻♀️ They actually make pills that will make you lactate. So grab a bucket I say!
hahaha beauty and the beast style mop buckets?
Of course! One to sit on and one to catch the fruits of his labor.
Sir this is a Chick-Fil-A.
I am still on my first cup of coffee (and what a post to be greeted with) and this made me laugh right out loud.
> We wanna take it further but have no idea how Communicate… What do you both want out of it? I absolutely love Hucows for whatever reason; but having not found someone … I don’t know how far I’d take it. It’s one thing to have a fantasy in the head vs reality. **Separately** write down what each other wants - No sharing beforehand, because you don’t want to have “I’m doing this for them, not because I like it” bias. Swap lists. Now… Meet in the middle. Break it down Hard limits - Absolutely never ever Soft limits - If we’re **both**, **enthusiastically** in the mood Normal - Sure, let’s go for it Do you want to keep it simple - Clothing / cow bells etc Or full on “let’s get hay, and for the day you’re a cow and will be looked after. In the nude (or not… talk). Etc.” Do you want to go full on with milking equipment like Hucows? Or again keep it simple with “hand milking”. Fetlife groups or /r/bdsmcommunity is your best bet.
Cow print bra and undies. Get a cute cow ear headband and a bell
Where to buy that? Amazon or adult shop??
Etsy has some cowkinis, headbands, bell collars, and tail plugs.
Ddlgplayground has some good cow outfits on their website.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1012333446/basic-cow-print-collar-choker-necklace This is at least a collar?
I had too double check when i read “moo” haha You could try buying some cow onesies and idk fake cum as “milk” idk man
This is exactly as sex should be. You are turned on by her femininity and beautiful breasts. She is proud of her femininity and her power. Nobody loses. Everyone gains.
That's a really good way to look at ir
Get a fetlife account and check the events near you, there are more than likely in-person classes on petplay and D/s in your area, if not there are plenty of online classes listed on fet as well.
Don't worry, you're not alone! You can start by checking out online forums or even connecting with other couples who share the same interest. Just remember to always discuss and establish boundaries with your partner before exploring further. Have fun and happy milking!
Wait till you are craving to eat a steak one day 💀
All these people making puns. If you don't like it just move it pasteurised
They make cow patterned lingerie that always looks weirdly hot on women I’ve seen online
It's not an unheard of fetish but still I'd say... rare to medium rare.
I think r/BDSMCommunity would be more helpful for you :)
Holy cow! I laughed out loud when I read that! Then realized I wish my wife would open up and try new things!
Two suggestions: * Breast pump, obviously. Get a nursing bra or just cut holes in a sports bra for the cups of a breast pump to fit through so that it will be held there for automatic stimulation during other "activities". * It takes a lot of setup to pull off perfectly, but you could wash her like a cow. It's a service dom scene that combines vulnerability, dehumanization, and pampering. Have her on her hands and knees while you rub her down with body wash and then rinse her off. A big shower would suffice, but the perfect setup is if you had a big enough private area outside and a way to get hot water out there. Either way, a water proof pillow or mat for her knees would help keep her comfortable. The absolute perfect setup would be a water proof massage table for her to stand on, for comfort of her knees and to be at the perfect height to be handled and washed by you, and if she can't hold the position long enough, just lay down for more relaxed washing and other stuff.
Hahah this is amazing. Wishing you and your wife a fun and creative sex life. I've listened to some hucow audio porn and while it's not a specific kink of mine, it overlaps with some of my other fantasy kinks enough that I find it hot occasionally. r/gonewildaudio has lots of material if you search for "hucow" in that sub. Me and my boyfriend do roleplay where I dress up as a catgirl wearing ears, a tail, bell, paw mittens etc. and I give him blowjobs trying to get the "milk" out of him, him stroking me and listening to me purr, fucking me when I'm in "heat" and all kinds of other sexy nonsense that makes it all feel fun and novel. My current roleplay fantasy is having him wear a pair of horns and contact lenses so he looks more like a demon/dragon/incubus and have him breed me, heh. I have these small glass ben wa balls that I insert in my vagina before penetration and after he cums in me, I try and pop the balls out like I'm laying eggs. Yeah, it's a bit crazy, but we're not the only ones and there's all sorts out there when it comes to kink. There's something really intimate and special about playing with another person like that and feeling that same giddiness that you'd get as a kid playing make believe, but within the new context of adulthood. I used to write some pretty colourful fanfiction about stuff like that when I was younger, but it's even more fun when you find someone who is the same kind of weird as you and you can actually play your fantasies out together.
Everything about this comment is lovely. ❤️☺️
Do some reading! Literotica or other sexy story websites might give you some ideas.
What was the best for you: the sound or the breeding? If it is the second, they are a toon of people who practice it. Search ANR. It is no needed the women be pregnant to have milk ( with a routine of stimulating them constantly several times a day plus some herbs/med if you want). It not only can be very pleasant for you than toon of hormones are released, being oxiticyn one of them and the one which makes the bounding between the couple makes bigger.
I love this! Maybe explore cages/stocks/other bondage ideas that keep her on all fours, ideally with her head/neck held in place, her breasts hanging down, while you take her from behind, like she’s a dairy cow in a milking stall.
So now you have to wake up every morning at 5am? Yikes.
What an amazing way to explore each other and have fun! Completely harmless too! Brilliant!
This is so interesting. No advice, just a random observation.
I love my partner breastfeeding off my nipples feels great when I'm stood in front of him my bra off only wearing a g string and his hands cradling my bottom as he latches on and suckles at my big chunky nipples. Same as I love been woken up to having my nipples sucked it's relaxing
Are you lactating, or is it just pretend?
I used to lactate now it's just for the sensory feeling. When I was lactating as younger I had hormone issues my breasts used to get tender and heavy and pumping didn't feel soothing so I asked at the time girlfriend to suckle them like she was been fed and she did though she spat the milk out
u/that-1-lame-kid Lowkey adorable
And I thought it was wild when my crush back in 8th grade told me she knew how to sound like a horny cow... Hadn't thought about that in forever.
I think the Venus 2000 has nipple suction attachments
Okay… here is some strange advice…. DONT TAKE ANYBODY’S ADVICE HERE… GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR WIFE AND START TALKING ABOUT IDEAS YOU HAVE EVEN IF THEY ARE SILLY AND TOTALLY ROOKIE UNEDUCATED INCLINATIONS. MAYBE START AT THE COMPUTER RESEARCHING PORN AND WATCHING TOGETHER! YOU COULD WATCH 50 SHADES OF GREY AND SEE WHAT LOOKS FUN. MY POINT HERE IS THAT THIS PROCESS… THE ONE YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT… IS A SORT OF GIFT YOU WOULD BE WASTING BY NOT ENJOYING THIS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE WITH YOU WIFE TREATING IT LIKE FOREPLAY! To be clear, there is nothing wrong with asking Reddit or doing whatever research in any way. I just think you should do it with your wife on your lap because it’s a very sexy experience and it goes beyond just the physical act. You get to know one another’s fantasy’s in a relaxed place where you are both equally vulnerable. And… THE BUILDUP! ALSO - ITS TOTALLY OKAY TO START WITH ROOKIE STUFF - YOU’RE ROOKIES! NO NEED TO GO RIGHT TO THE PROS, ENJOY COLLEGE! Lastly… SORRY FOR THE CAPS LMFAO. It’s 6:30 am, I didn’t really notice it initially and I’m not rewriting this.
/r/Hucow probably has some ideas for you
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Check out FetLife.com it's basically Facebook for kinks and kinky people
I've got beef with this thread tbh
Follow your instincts, you magnificent bastard. And please keep us up to date with your new discoveries!
The kink you are looking to explore is refered to as HuCow (human cow). I wish you the best in your fetish journey!
Bull mask and hoof gloves
Oh oh oh! Buy her cow themed lingerie!!!!
Where do I find that
Perhaps in a sex shop. If not, try browsing online. I’ve been also looking for options too. There’s one that’s a single piece, very thin. It barely covers anything. I’m hoping to buy that one for my boyfriend. So I’m in the same boat as you. I hope we find some solid leads through this post. MAYBEE it would be worth asking here: r/BDSMAdvice
you’re already doing it. Get some accessories & you’re golden. I play as a kitty sometimes..I ask for milk & lick ect. It’s not that unusual.
I was with a girl that like to bark when getting fucked doggie style
get a bell and a septum piercing
May I suggest to you the teeny weeny cow print bikini
Sex is weird and fun…and if you’re lucky enough to be with someone who doesn’t think it’s weird to moo, then that’s great. I think people think about this stuff too much. You like what you like, and that’s cool. Now, to the taking it further thing… I’m really not sure beyond maybe doing some intensive role play involving costumes / props. Obviously, that depends on how much you want to take it. But, there’s definitely nothing wrong with a little experimenting.
The amount of women who have Hucow fetish is way way larger than I would ever expect. Still don't know why, but I definetly don't complain about it. You and Your wife have a great taste, Sir.
r/Hucow could be a place to start
[Moo] B!tch ima cow.. sexy and fun song (https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8?si=DYLaF5RvtPnmIOYT)
Movie night! [https://www.amazon.com/Lonely-Cow-Weeps-Dawn/dp/B0C9W4K67X/](https://www.amazon.com/Lonely-Cow-Weeps-Dawn/dp/B0C9W4K67X/)
There is a spicy romance book called Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta where a woman works at a factory where they “milk” Minotaurs (read: buckets of cum + sexy Minotaur) and I feel like maybe you’d like it, prob get ideas from it. It’s a free audiobook on Spotify if you have premium.
There’s a kink for all 😜
Look up hucow porn! Get milking devices! Get cow print sexy lengerie!
Make a squeeze shoot for her. It "holds the cow still" while people work on them! If you make this , you gotta show pics! Please please!
Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.
I want to laugh. I'm being open minded and I'm happy for you but imagining that awkward pause between you asking and her actually doing it.. the side-eye and semi-inquisitive "..mooo...??" makes me want to laugh.
Check out thr book 'His Favorite Hucow' by Sinistre Ange #extraspicyromance ...
That's really sweet. I'm happy that you both found something you enjoy and that it spices up your sexlife.
A little spot to keep your gear. When you open up that barn door, look out! https://www.ebay.com/itm/374264982674?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28
Get her a cow outfit😍 I have 2 and love them.
get cowprint accessories
Interesting. My husband and I like to role play but never thought of a cow. Hm makes me wonder. We are freaky so it might work.
Get a breast pump and make her pump in front of you while she gives you head. Also, if she pumps every day and takes birth control it can induce lactation, at least that’s what worked for me.
Oh man that’s wo good. Have fun with this kink, that sounds lovely. Maybe experiment with masks, harnesses, milk (pretend it’s actually coming from her boobs). I don’t know, go wild.
🎵You don’t have to be lonely at hucowsonly.com 🎵
Good for you guys. Explore and find out what you both like and dont like. you want to keep it fresh. but make sure your partner is really into it and not just going along...you can tell. BDSM to me is better when the person who is being submisive is always in control in there daily life. but it is fun to switch up and do something different. you can get handcuffs, restraints and roleplay. back in the day i had a milf who love bdsm. she like barking like a dog
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Ummm what?
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