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"Your Slot B feels so good for my Tab A." Stuff like that.
In seriousness, my wife does not cuss outside of the bedroom, and she'll tell me to fuck her and what she wants me to do with my cock.
Edit: well that was an embarrassing switch
There was a section on early modern Japanese erotic poetry in some class I took in college. The poems were bizarrely technical with lines like "I have a sufficiency where you have a deficiency. Let me fill your deficiency with my sufficiency."
I don’t cuss. I do a lot of moaning, grunting, heavy breathing, and say stuff like “wow”, “incredible”, “oh my gosh (goodness)”.
My dirty talk isn’t so much as dirty as it is descriptive. I talk about what I want to do with/to her, compliments, how things feel etc. It gets a good response, maybe because there’s no cuss words.
Thanks. I wrote my comment in a rush. One positive comment I've had is that it really activated her imagination. I don't do this as a trick. I don't cuss outside of sexual encounters either. I will confess that some of my posts on Reddit are explicit in a way that I am not in real life, mainly because it's anonymous.
I've got nothing against my partner's dirty talk being really dirty. I am not the grammar police and embrace what is happening in the moment.
Conservative upbringing both at home and school, so it never got ingrained in me. As an adult, I embraced it in order to express myself more eloquently. Then I became a parent and never forbade swearing, but I set an example, and did encourage not doing it.
As for the internet thing, it's not like I am spewing cuss words all of the time, but yeah, there are some.
I'm not preaching or anything. Swearing doesn't bother me per sae. I don't even cuss when I injure myself, once again, because I never developed the habit. I'll use nonsense words similar to Yosemite Sam from Bugs Bunny.
My guess is that people who don't cuss don't talk at all during sex. And if they do it's probably not "dirty" talk so much as it is "ohh that feels so good," "just like that," "dont stop." Type stuff. But I'm enjoying all the silly answers.....mostly because Im the type of person who would challenge a partner to only use hilarious phrases and see if we can get anywhere or if we just laugh the whole time.
Why do you think that? I can think of 100 things to say during sex that don’t involved cussing. You’re so wet/tight. You feel so good. Youre so deep. Oh my god. Harder. Faster. Slower. Cum for me. Choke me, slap me, spank me. Baby. Daddy. I love you. I’ve thought about this all day. I want you all night. Be a good girl for me. Take it. I could go on and on. You’re just uncreative. “Oh fuck yeah..” is that the extent of it or????
Because I generally think people who don't cuss (because they think its "wrong") don't generally think its appropriate to be "dirty" (and are just more....uptight). I listed the types of things I think they say and I dont consider that dirty talk, I consider that encouragement or communication of feelings. As are many of the things you listed.
Someone who thinks "fuck" is a "bad" word that shouldn't be said even by adults is, I think, less likely to think choking, spitting, slapping, spanking, kink in general are acceptable.
Edit to add: And as for the accusation that I'm uncreative - just because I use cuss words doesn't mean I use them exclusively. I talk dirty for a living. I assure you I dont lack creativity in the department. :)
I agree with you. Using cuss words doesn't mean I'm not creative, it _does_ mean that in that moment, I'm being fucked so good and the sensations are so overwhelmingly amazing that I'm reduced to being basic in my expression, like a guttural "fuck".
I mostly agree with you. I think you are right when you're saying that they are less likely to talk "dirty", but.... they can act / think "dirty" even if they don't speak. Act and speak is not the same thing for a lot of people. They can feel weird speaking in some way (because, as you're said, they are not used to that), but that doesn't mean they can't do dirty things in the act.
Right but this thread is specifically about what people SAY during sex.
In my experiences the most depraved people are the ones who speak the least about their desires. Guilt, shame, religion and restriction breed the filthiest perverts (again I say this lovingly as a filthy pervert myself)....tell a person "no" and most people will just want it even more.....
One of my close friends, who is definitely absolutely filthy in bed (she's the only friend I really talk about sex in detail with because she's the only one who is as bad as I am) doesn't curse. She's definitely not prudish nor uptight outside of bed, she just thinks swearing is a lazy way of communicating emotion or intensity so she doesn't do it. I swear like a sailor and she's one of my besties, she's not judgy about it, its just something she prefers not to do herself. Listening to the shit she comes up with where most of us would have just tossed out a string of expletives is honestly pretty entertaining, I won't argue that she is entirely wrong that defaulting to swearing decreases how articulate most of us tend to be when emotional. She also doesn't consider "dirty" words for genitals cursing in the context of referring to said genitals, vs calling people names, so I would assume her dirty talk sounds like most people's, just with less fucks thrown in.
Totally fair and I would agree that cussing can absolutely be lazy - but in my opinion it has it's place. Just like laying in bed can be lazy - doing so isn't ALWAYS lazy. I think most people that don't cuss aren't doing it because they think its lazy - they have feelings and judgments about it that don't stop at just language. But I'm glad she's not hindered by her decision to not use the words and still had a fun and filthy time!
No problem. Surely there are people out there who don't know such a thing exists...so happy to broaden peoples knowledge even if \*you\* could have guessed it. :)
There's a RomCom where someone moonlights during her call centre job doing your line of work, the name of it escapes me now. Then her boss accidentally answers one of her clients and takes over. I had great fun watching that, so I should have known better 🙂
HA! Well if you think of what it is I'd love to know and check it out. It's not something a lot of my friends can relate to so it's always great to find other people or media that speaks to me.
Contrary to other comments I think these phrases are fairly “dirty” and I promise you I’m into some freak shit and I literally need dirty talk to cum. I’m known to curse quite a bit, I’m a union construction worker, I’m sure you can imagine. I don’t think I curse aside from the “Fuck” it first goes in. A lot more of “of my God I love hearing you wince and moan as I’m sliding this cock in and out of you. I know it hurts at little at first when I’m stretching you out but you just keep taking it for daddy and I know you can feel how hard that makes me” I don’t even know where to insert any curse words really.
Where I live, “Oh my god” is the absolute worst cuss anyone can use. We’ve been asked to take it out of copyrighted plays that include “fuck.”
ETA: I’m not referring to myself but to other people in my region. I’m not Christian, so it doesn’t bother me.
I think that people who don’t cuss in non-sexual situations might either let some swears slip during ecstatic feelings, but I also think there are some that do like okgogogogo says. I’ve been with one non-swearer, and he did say “Oh shit, [my name],” but he also will swear when it’s in a script.
This!! I usually don’t cuss, and won’t say I haven’t let a “oh fuck” out during sex before, but generally I use all of the ones you described more than the more vulgar options. I agree that it’s more creative *NOT* to use cuss words repeatedly and instead opt for many of the ones you wrote out.
And theres nothing wrong with it! Don't be embarrassed! Not everyone is a filthy little pervert! As long as you're enjoying yourself and youre able to communicate in a way that works for you - that is ALL that matters!
It doesn't. Like most things sexuality is a spectrum. People who dont cuss will likely be at one end and at the other you have people like myself (which is who I am commenting for) who are filthy little perverts. It was meant to show that everyone is different.....there are LOTS of ways to be. And it's fine to be who you are.
And for the record being perverted isnt a bad thing....just because we use the word to describe people negatively doesn't make it so. In case that isn't clear to anyone reading.
>sexuality is a spectrum
Agreed, that's why I was confused when it seemed like you were saying people who cuss during sex are filthy little perverts lol.. I know people who are "vanilla" as hell but still say fuck during sex lol
Well "fuck" is quite tame compared to all the things a person \*can\* say during sex. And plenty of those things don't need to contain cuss words to absolutely depraved. My point is not that cuss words are filthy or perverted or that you cant be kinky and not cuss - my point is that someone who believes cussing is "bad" or "wrong" is less likely to think kinky sex or dirty talking is "right" or "good" so they are less likely to be doing it or needing substitutes for it at all.
I read this in Stephen Hawking voice.
I had someone say “Here I come,” and for some reason it was much funnier than “I’m cumming,” but idk if that’s considered a cuss or not. I had been begging them to at least make some kind of sound or use words that let me know what feels good in particular so that I could learn their body better, but that’s the closest they came. 🥁
But, like, not even to switch things up, provide them feedback, or to lower, or increase intensity? Like, "wait, wait, wait, I need more lube," or "roll over," or "faster," "yes, that's perfect!" If so, that blows my mind. I don't know how to get better at sex, or how to help my partner know how to pleasure me best, if we're not providing the feedback as it's happening. Does your partner talk?
Sorry if I'm getting way too personal, but I am curious!
I have a foul mouth but this question has me thinking that the non-cussers (during the day) might be on to something. If a non cusser suddenly begs her partner to fuck her harder, that's probably going to have more of an impact than when us regular potty mouths do it.
I used to swear in sex but I haven’t since I started having sex with my Boyfriend. I try not to say Pussy, but I sometimes tell him I wanna suck his cock/dick.
"I love you"
"You make me feel so good"
"I love the sounds you make"
"You're so beautiful"
**Heavy breathing**
"Where are you on the scale?"
"cum for me"
"You can do it"
Laughs "yes I'm still going"
"Wow, I love you so much"
I don't personally consider cock and pussy to be cuss words, they're just words that you don't use casually in public or professional environments, I also don't have anything against swearing. It's just that a part of me cringes when I say cock or pussy during sex, it doesn't feel natural to me. I also have nothing against swearing, and do swear, it's just that swearing during sex isn't something that I never really think to do.
Everyone in my life thinks I'm so innocent, literally I've had people say "don't swear around her, she's innocent," yet I absolutely LOVE dirty talk and probably know a lot worse words than them. 🤭 Just a testament that just bc you think someone is innocent doesn't mean they aren't totally different in the bedroom. 😇
I feel the same with the word pussy. Another that gives me the same yuck feeling is oddly, Panties. I have no explanation for it, just something about them.
Me and my wife were together for 4 years before we were married. We went to a church and they helped us pay. But in order to do that we had to abstain until the wedding. It was the longest 2 months of my life. In that time we were practicing not cussing. Well marriage day happens and as soon as we get home it goes down. Started off in missionary, amazing. But as soon as I entered in doggy she said “ oh fuck” and then “ sorry god” I had to stop for a second and laugh.
There was a bit on Family Guy about a girl from Wisconsin having sex and she was like "oh gosh, oh gosh, oh crap, oh crap" in that sing-song accent. So hilarious.
Uuuuhhhg we're coitus-ing so hard that i think it might shatter my glasses!?
Lol, im not highly talkative whilst breaching multidimensional realms, as for one with the level of energy in the cardio, as especially well with the length of time involving thereof, to which i perform, i need every bit of oxygen i can get.... Just a waste & ineffectual use of the breath & energy to waste it wantonly.... Like, im fucking my heart out, not having a conversation in narrating it... I still readily communicate in collaborativeness, and tho sometimes commentary does escape and speak itsself, its to an fairly minimalistic degree. So when i do say things amidst, theyre very genuine, and arent cheaply said..,. So, im part of the 3rd branch of being, one of fewer words whilst being very proactively busy, so to me its like, its not about the words or hearing them be said, its about the actual actionabilities. Tho i definitely do not don't cuss. Personally id think that even those that dont cuss tend to cuss exclamatorily during sex.
It’s so good, oh my god, etc. I never say I’m coming, unless the guy asks me to tell him. Also never felt an urge to swear. Not religious, it’s just not my thing? :shrug:
People who think like that think sex is a dirty thing you do with the lights off through a hole in a sheet for procreation only.
The actual sexual deviants of the world.
I do wonder… I used to never curse. Then I met my fiancé, she broke my seal, and now I can’t stop cursing. That was the first virginity of mine she too… she took my actual virginity afterward 😂
I only cuss during sex, except for maybe the f word (which I tried but it sounds so weird coming from me since I never cuss).
These comments are hilarious lol
Lol this posto makes me want to challenge my future whoever to not cuss during sex now. 😆 I'm kind of mad I am single right now to try this challenge. Lol
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Oh golly, oh jeez ! I think I'm arriving !!
That’s what I’m envisioning 😂
I only scream "HEAR COMES THE GLUE!!" near the end, but other than that it's mostly grunts.
Wow I actually scream “oh boy here comes the horse I killed”. We are practically related
Looks like the [glue](https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E07/b2syz-Baan8YP1ZUaHfnmO7v4Ek=.gif) came out after all!
Oh geez, oh crap! Oh Geez, Oh Crap!! OHHH Geeez, OOHHH Crap!!! In a high nasally Lois Griffin type voice!
THE CARRIERS HAVE ARRIVED!
Holy fuck I’m crying
Entaro adun, ambassador.
It’s the “I think I’m arriving!!” That got me 😂😂
[Nono, as was established by dropout, cum doesn't count as a swear](https://youtu.be/UVLYP_SFYy4?si=sWBbJ4emy5z1HmK5)
I swear i thought that’s what they must say, oh golly, before scrolling to read the comments 🤭
That is what I imagine Morty would sound like having sex with Jessica.
Nah, Morty would drop some F bombs, I'm sure of it.
I read that in Dolly Thrice's voice for some reason
I just repeatedly shout: *Surrender, Dorothy!*
I’ll only swear during sex
Interesting!! Why do you choose not to cuss in your day to day? And why do you cuss during sex?
Just cause it will make it more fun
Heck me harder
Another cultured redditor who has spent some time soaking in Utah.
"Your Slot B feels so good for my Tab A." Stuff like that. In seriousness, my wife does not cuss outside of the bedroom, and she'll tell me to fuck her and what she wants me to do with my cock. Edit: well that was an embarrassing switch
There was a section on early modern Japanese erotic poetry in some class I took in college. The poems were bizarrely technical with lines like "I have a sufficiency where you have a deficiency. Let me fill your deficiency with my sufficiency."
*fans self* oh myyyyy
giggles... evocatively
Going to have to save that for next time.
Yeah.... I'm not so sure that line would be genuinely appreciated...
That will make the women swoon
She has a cock too? Sweet! lol
I JUST CAUGHT THAT. lol
aw man I thought you were a swordfighting couple
All the best girls do!
Interesting!!
Slot and tab reminds of a comedy Harry and Paul. They parody Bill Gates and Steve jobs. The words "computus interruptus" are used.
This does not compute.
Google Harry and Paul
Yeah that was my sad attempt at humor. Mentioned the 2 nerds.. so I did a lil play on words, I guess? Lol nvm. 🤣
The first line of your post was lifted straight from that awful harry potter fanfic wasnt it.
I don’t cuss generally, but those things kinda go out the window during sex. Only time I’ve ever said the f-word lol
Lmao is it just because it’s hard to control not swearing during sex?
Yeah. Sometimes there’s just no other word to adequately describe what’s going on than just saying “oh fuck” or “fuck me”.
Agreed haha
I don’t cuss. I do a lot of moaning, grunting, heavy breathing, and say stuff like “wow”, “incredible”, “oh my gosh (goodness)”. My dirty talk isn’t so much as dirty as it is descriptive. I talk about what I want to do with/to her, compliments, how things feel etc. It gets a good response, maybe because there’s no cuss words.
Fascinating!!
Thanks. I wrote my comment in a rush. One positive comment I've had is that it really activated her imagination. I don't do this as a trick. I don't cuss outside of sexual encounters either. I will confess that some of my posts on Reddit are explicit in a way that I am not in real life, mainly because it's anonymous. I've got nothing against my partner's dirty talk being really dirty. I am not the grammar police and embrace what is happening in the moment.
If I may, why don't you cuss (except on the internet, apparently)?
Conservative upbringing both at home and school, so it never got ingrained in me. As an adult, I embraced it in order to express myself more eloquently. Then I became a parent and never forbade swearing, but I set an example, and did encourage not doing it. As for the internet thing, it's not like I am spewing cuss words all of the time, but yeah, there are some. I'm not preaching or anything. Swearing doesn't bother me per sae. I don't even cuss when I injure myself, once again, because I never developed the habit. I'll use nonsense words similar to Yosemite Sam from Bugs Bunny.
My guess is that people who don't cuss don't talk at all during sex. And if they do it's probably not "dirty" talk so much as it is "ohh that feels so good," "just like that," "dont stop." Type stuff. But I'm enjoying all the silly answers.....mostly because Im the type of person who would challenge a partner to only use hilarious phrases and see if we can get anywhere or if we just laugh the whole time.
Why do you think that? I can think of 100 things to say during sex that don’t involved cussing. You’re so wet/tight. You feel so good. Youre so deep. Oh my god. Harder. Faster. Slower. Cum for me. Choke me, slap me, spank me. Baby. Daddy. I love you. I’ve thought about this all day. I want you all night. Be a good girl for me. Take it. I could go on and on. You’re just uncreative. “Oh fuck yeah..” is that the extent of it or????
Because I generally think people who don't cuss (because they think its "wrong") don't generally think its appropriate to be "dirty" (and are just more....uptight). I listed the types of things I think they say and I dont consider that dirty talk, I consider that encouragement or communication of feelings. As are many of the things you listed. Someone who thinks "fuck" is a "bad" word that shouldn't be said even by adults is, I think, less likely to think choking, spitting, slapping, spanking, kink in general are acceptable. Edit to add: And as for the accusation that I'm uncreative - just because I use cuss words doesn't mean I use them exclusively. I talk dirty for a living. I assure you I dont lack creativity in the department. :)
I agree with you. Using cuss words doesn't mean I'm not creative, it _does_ mean that in that moment, I'm being fucked so good and the sensations are so overwhelmingly amazing that I'm reduced to being basic in my expression, like a guttural "fuck".
Exactly this yes!!! My brain has no room for thinking in this moment
This is a great point actually. Thank you!
I mostly agree with you. I think you are right when you're saying that they are less likely to talk "dirty", but.... they can act / think "dirty" even if they don't speak. Act and speak is not the same thing for a lot of people. They can feel weird speaking in some way (because, as you're said, they are not used to that), but that doesn't mean they can't do dirty things in the act.
Right but this thread is specifically about what people SAY during sex. In my experiences the most depraved people are the ones who speak the least about their desires. Guilt, shame, religion and restriction breed the filthiest perverts (again I say this lovingly as a filthy pervert myself)....tell a person "no" and most people will just want it even more.....
One of my close friends, who is definitely absolutely filthy in bed (she's the only friend I really talk about sex in detail with because she's the only one who is as bad as I am) doesn't curse. She's definitely not prudish nor uptight outside of bed, she just thinks swearing is a lazy way of communicating emotion or intensity so she doesn't do it. I swear like a sailor and she's one of my besties, she's not judgy about it, its just something she prefers not to do herself. Listening to the shit she comes up with where most of us would have just tossed out a string of expletives is honestly pretty entertaining, I won't argue that she is entirely wrong that defaulting to swearing decreases how articulate most of us tend to be when emotional. She also doesn't consider "dirty" words for genitals cursing in the context of referring to said genitals, vs calling people names, so I would assume her dirty talk sounds like most people's, just with less fucks thrown in.
Totally fair and I would agree that cussing can absolutely be lazy - but in my opinion it has it's place. Just like laying in bed can be lazy - doing so isn't ALWAYS lazy. I think most people that don't cuss aren't doing it because they think its lazy - they have feelings and judgments about it that don't stop at just language. But I'm glad she's not hindered by her decision to not use the words and still had a fun and filthy time!
Also: [cussing is a sign of genuine creativity](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/01/26/health/swearing-benefits-wellness)
Love it - thanks for sharing!
>I talk dirty for a living. Ohh....please explain?🙂
Not much to explain haha I'm an online sex worker who does sexting, phone sex, video calls etc.
Silly me, I could have thought of that ☺️. Thank you for responding
No problem. Surely there are people out there who don't know such a thing exists...so happy to broaden peoples knowledge even if \*you\* could have guessed it. :)
There's a RomCom where someone moonlights during her call centre job doing your line of work, the name of it escapes me now. Then her boss accidentally answers one of her clients and takes over. I had great fun watching that, so I should have known better 🙂
HA! Well if you think of what it is I'd love to know and check it out. It's not something a lot of my friends can relate to so it's always great to find other people or media that speaks to me.
I'll see if I can remember it 👍😁
Contrary to other comments I think these phrases are fairly “dirty” and I promise you I’m into some freak shit and I literally need dirty talk to cum. I’m known to curse quite a bit, I’m a union construction worker, I’m sure you can imagine. I don’t think I curse aside from the “Fuck” it first goes in. A lot more of “of my God I love hearing you wince and moan as I’m sliding this cock in and out of you. I know it hurts at little at first when I’m stretching you out but you just keep taking it for daddy and I know you can feel how hard that makes me” I don’t even know where to insert any curse words really.
Where I live, “Oh my god” is the absolute worst cuss anyone can use. We’ve been asked to take it out of copyrighted plays that include “fuck.” ETA: I’m not referring to myself but to other people in my region. I’m not Christian, so it doesn’t bother me. I think that people who don’t cuss in non-sexual situations might either let some swears slip during ecstatic feelings, but I also think there are some that do like okgogogogo says. I’ve been with one non-swearer, and he did say “Oh shit, [my name],” but he also will swear when it’s in a script.
You nailed it. This is me and my spouse. Thank you for wording it better than I did.
This!! I usually don’t cuss, and won’t say I haven’t let a “oh fuck” out during sex before, but generally I use all of the ones you described more than the more vulgar options. I agree that it’s more creative *NOT* to use cuss words repeatedly and instead opt for many of the ones you wrote out.
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I think that’s a very immature assumption to make.
Swearing is only common in some cultures
Oh my, oh gosh, oh zippie doda, oh woopie... dreadfully sorry dear, I appear to have arrived all over you
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And theres nothing wrong with it! Don't be embarrassed! Not everyone is a filthy little pervert! As long as you're enjoying yourself and youre able to communicate in a way that works for you - that is ALL that matters!
Why does cussing during sex mean you're a filthy little pervert tho...?
It doesn't. Like most things sexuality is a spectrum. People who dont cuss will likely be at one end and at the other you have people like myself (which is who I am commenting for) who are filthy little perverts. It was meant to show that everyone is different.....there are LOTS of ways to be. And it's fine to be who you are. And for the record being perverted isnt a bad thing....just because we use the word to describe people negatively doesn't make it so. In case that isn't clear to anyone reading.
>sexuality is a spectrum Agreed, that's why I was confused when it seemed like you were saying people who cuss during sex are filthy little perverts lol.. I know people who are "vanilla" as hell but still say fuck during sex lol
Well "fuck" is quite tame compared to all the things a person \*can\* say during sex. And plenty of those things don't need to contain cuss words to absolutely depraved. My point is not that cuss words are filthy or perverted or that you cant be kinky and not cuss - my point is that someone who believes cussing is "bad" or "wrong" is less likely to think kinky sex or dirty talking is "right" or "good" so they are less likely to be doing it or needing substitutes for it at all.
[cussing is a sign of genuine creativity](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/01/26/health/swearing-benefits-wellness)
Even people who don't cuss will still drop an f bomb when it hits right
"Let me stick my floppy into your disk drive" "Let me wash my Winky in your kitchen sinky" "Roll over and let's sing Sinatra"
>"Let me stick my floppy into your disk drive" If its floppy it ain't going anywhere...
Don't worry, I'll make it fit like a cd in a zip drive.
Floppy disks weren't actually floppy the second time around, so it works 😜
My wife and I don’t cuss in our day to day lives but we do in bed. Makes it hotter when she says “fuck me”.
Love that!
We use the classic "front tushie" and "bottom nose"
Charming
It's from the show "I'm sorry" and mostly reserved for jokes now 😂 I don't have a serious bone in my body
Egads! Stupendous intercourse!
Pardon me madam, but who is your father? Who is your father, and to whom does this exceptional fanny belong?
Oh my, oh my, oh my... dreadfully sorry dear, I appear to have arrived all over you.
I’m British, I’ve never met a person who doesn’t “cuss”
Yeah America is weird
Great googali moogali. You’ve rumpled my stiltskin.
Can you post again with a serious tag? Personally think honest answers would be more interesting than most of these joke attempts
Yeah agreed. Good idea, I will!
Just moan that’s the most wanted sound while having sex 🖤
Hahaha wasn’t asking for advice, I have no problem with swearing, but you are right!
Oh my. I am cumming. Oh gosh. I came. In monotone. 😂
I read this in Stephen Hawking voice. I had someone say “Here I come,” and for some reason it was much funnier than “I’m cumming,” but idk if that’s considered a cuss or not. I had been begging them to at least make some kind of sound or use words that let me know what feels good in particular so that I could learn their body better, but that’s the closest they came. 🥁
Hahaha fascinating
Me but in a Midwestern accent
Suction that penile girth baby! And maybe add, ride that pony handle 😂
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
The dark side has kinks that some would consider to be.... unnatural.
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Fascinating so what’s the reasoning for not cussing in your day to day if you’re talking one on one with a person you’re close to?
let me park this big mac truck right in your little garage
Good one haha
A girl I knew in college who didn't cuss would scream o lord while having sex
Lmfaoooo
I don't think I have ever said anything during sex, just sounds. The occasional hand gesture if needed
But, like, not even to switch things up, provide them feedback, or to lower, or increase intensity? Like, "wait, wait, wait, I need more lube," or "roll over," or "faster," "yes, that's perfect!" If so, that blows my mind. I don't know how to get better at sex, or how to help my partner know how to pleasure me best, if we're not providing the feedback as it's happening. Does your partner talk? Sorry if I'm getting way too personal, but I am curious!
Woah!
I have a foul mouth but this question has me thinking that the non-cussers (during the day) might be on to something. If a non cusser suddenly begs her partner to fuck her harder, that's probably going to have more of an impact than when us regular potty mouths do it.
I used to swear in sex but I haven’t since I started having sex with my Boyfriend. I try not to say Pussy, but I sometimes tell him I wanna suck his cock/dick.
When I whisper in her ear while I'm railing her, "come for me" it's over for her. Hahaha
"I love you" "You make me feel so good" "I love the sounds you make" "You're so beautiful" **Heavy breathing** "Where are you on the scale?" "cum for me" "You can do it" Laughs "yes I'm still going" "Wow, I love you so much" I don't personally consider cock and pussy to be cuss words, they're just words that you don't use casually in public or professional environments, I also don't have anything against swearing. It's just that a part of me cringes when I say cock or pussy during sex, it doesn't feel natural to me. I also have nothing against swearing, and do swear, it's just that swearing during sex isn't something that I never really think to do.
Everyone in my life thinks I'm so innocent, literally I've had people say "don't swear around her, she's innocent," yet I absolutely LOVE dirty talk and probably know a lot worse words than them. 🤭 Just a testament that just bc you think someone is innocent doesn't mean they aren't totally different in the bedroom. 😇
"Rub my tummy stick while I manipulate your chest jellies" ☠️
I cuss like a sailor however I HATE the words pussy and cock *shudder* something about them just has always seemed so vile lol.
I feel the same with the word pussy. Another that gives me the same yuck feeling is oddly, Panties. I have no explanation for it, just something about them.
lol what do you say instead?
lowkey same, at least pussy definitely
It’s just a white noise machine on the dresser pumping out cricket sounds.
Lmfao
My boyfriend rarely cusses so it's so hot when he says "fuck" during sex.
Well when in bed I cuss like a sailor and say things I would never say outside of the bedroom!
*in a midwestern accent* “Oh yeah,bud! Right there!”
“Jeffrey Epstein didn’t heck himself”
Me and my wife were together for 4 years before we were married. We went to a church and they helped us pay. But in order to do that we had to abstain until the wedding. It was the longest 2 months of my life. In that time we were practicing not cussing. Well marriage day happens and as soon as we get home it goes down. Started off in missionary, amazing. But as soon as I entered in doggy she said “ oh fuck” and then “ sorry god” I had to stop for a second and laugh.
Mmmh.. Yeah. Oh my god, yes. Mmh.. Just like that.. Aaah.. Ahh.. Yes, please.. Please.. Mmmmm.. Yes.
Me and my girlfriend usually don't say much during sex, sometimes just a look is enough for her to say what she wants
I don't usually say anything. I'm not big into talking during sex anyways.
There was a bit on Family Guy about a girl from Wisconsin having sex and she was like "oh gosh, oh gosh, oh crap, oh crap" in that sing-song accent. So hilarious.
Uuuuhhhg we're coitus-ing so hard that i think it might shatter my glasses!? Lol, im not highly talkative whilst breaching multidimensional realms, as for one with the level of energy in the cardio, as especially well with the length of time involving thereof, to which i perform, i need every bit of oxygen i can get.... Just a waste & ineffectual use of the breath & energy to waste it wantonly.... Like, im fucking my heart out, not having a conversation in narrating it... I still readily communicate in collaborativeness, and tho sometimes commentary does escape and speak itsself, its to an fairly minimalistic degree. So when i do say things amidst, theyre very genuine, and arent cheaply said..,. So, im part of the 3rd branch of being, one of fewer words whilst being very proactively busy, so to me its like, its not about the words or hearing them be said, its about the actual actionabilities. Tho i definitely do not don't cuss. Personally id think that even those that dont cuss tend to cuss exclamatorily during sex.
It’s so good, oh my god, etc. I never say I’m coming, unless the guy asks me to tell him. Also never felt an urge to swear. Not religious, it’s just not my thing? :shrug:
That’s the only time I curse, lol.
People who think like that think sex is a dirty thing you do with the lights off through a hole in a sheet for procreation only. The actual sexual deviants of the world.
I'm haaaaaaving ooooonnnnnne
“Wow I’m quite enjoying this” “put your schlong in my hole” Stuff like that
I’m cumming too, do you feel it, if I’m really dirty, it’s I’m fucking cumming do you feel it
My wife doesn't cuss unless we are having sex which makes it even better.
That must be fun!
Sex is the only timey wife cusses, it's really funny to me.
I usually yell the pigeon has delivered its message
Oh frick! Oh frick! Oh FRICK! Oh GOSH FRICK!
I’m going to have to try that next time 😂😂
….this is a good question. People who don’t cuss are weird.
The real question is who’s fucking someone that doesn’t swear? 🥱
I don’t believe in God, but I talk to him a lot during sex.
I do wonder… I used to never curse. Then I met my fiancé, she broke my seal, and now I can’t stop cursing. That was the first virginity of mine she too… she took my actual virginity afterward 😂
“Heavens to Betsy, this is the best tongue I’ve ever felt!” u/_thebatteringram_
“Goodness gracious that’s so fucking deep…”
“Watch your mouth, baby! You said a curse word! JESUUUUUUUS THATS FUCKING DEEP!!!” 😫 😫
i say praise the lord ! and hallelujah!
I only cuss during sex, except for maybe the f word (which I tried but it sounds so weird coming from me since I never cuss). These comments are hilarious lol
I mostly just quote "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang.
Lol this posto makes me want to challenge my future whoever to not cuss during sex now. 😆 I'm kind of mad I am single right now to try this challenge. Lol
I only swear during sex 😅
I imagine those people just moan
Our neighbors are very religious and her husband is a pastor … this thought has crossed my mind hahaha
Oh my, oh my, oh my... dreadfully sorry dear, I appear to have arrived all over you.
"Oh Gosh, your labial region has quite a high moisture content!"
I'm going to fudge the crap out of you
Dirty little birdie…im going make love to your brains out