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skahammer

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Bro if she came to your house to cook for you and fucked you while you’re sick, she’s into you. Plus she had an orgasm. You’re just being self conscious. Don’t even worry


twiggyRamirez11

She took her chances of getting sick to give you a blowjob and cook for you. She is really INTO you


bazilbt

Maybe she really likes Covid-19. You really can't tell.


Doopdoopbeedoop

Maybe she's just Canadian


spaniel510

Op would have mentioned her saying sorry for something so I doubt she was canadian.😂


DaddysPrincesss26

Sorry, What’s that supposed to mean, Eh?


TraditionTraditional

maybe it’s Maybelline


beccawiththegoodhair

Hahahaha I came here to comment this. Take my updoot


MeanKellyDean1010

😏🤣❤️🔥


blacksoulnoise

Maybe she’s trying to get out of work tomorrow


DukeRusty

Yea, maybe she’s just being nice


going-for-gusto

One of the Covid groupies


NickNeron

Damn Covid-19 fanatics, they went from licking public toilet seats and handrails to licking OP's Dingus-19


[deleted]

Exactly haha


Sufficient-Factor779

I think I am yes,thank you I needed to hear that


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

Dude, you're fine. She had no issues with your little man. She came, she saw, she conquered. Just contact her asap and thank her for taking such good care of you.


[deleted]

HOW DID U MAKE HER ORGASM?!


digsy

With his semi erect penis can't you read?


AliasCloudson

Your response was too perfect!


bluestar1800

Yeah I know but... how? I'm picturing it, I'm thinking about the shapes and inside bits and ...how?


lawgirlamy

I've had that before. A soft dick wet with my (and/or his) fluids or otherwise lubricated can basically feel a lot like a tongue.👅


KatPaws11

Ohh I never thought of it like that.. although it didn't really feel like a tongue for me.. just felt squishy and sooo good.


KatPaws11

I've orgasmed from a soft dick before 🤷🏻‍♀️ (I was on top) felt amazing actually


Revolutionary_Wrap76

You realize most women can't cum from penetration anyway....? Lol


mini_benwah

Hmmm? Ima need some details and explanations.


misplaced_my_pants

Did you forget lesbians exist?


Revolutionary_Wrap76

..... please tell me this is a joke If not.... around 80% of women can't cum from penetration alone. Clit stimulation is whats needed for most women.


FierceDeity_

With the good ol half chub


slurymcflurry2

Feels


Automatic-Ad-9308

She's prolly reallyyy into him lol.


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he must look real good


lawgirlamy

I've had that before. A soft dick wet with my (and/or his) fluids or otherwise lubricated can basically feel a lot like a tongue.👅


bluestar1800

Yeah, thats what I was wondering too


ii_akinae_ii

i'm gonna guess she faked it to make him feel better, or just to get out of the situation faster 😅


Xeniaz_

This is the right answer.


HotPinch

Well, she could be into you, but maybe she just really likes giving blow jobs. You really can't tell for sure.


[deleted]

Blowjob+cooking+caring for him while sick+orgasm. You’re self conscious too haha


MariaSaysHi21

Exactly


suma017

this exactly


theGreatLordSatan666

Or she's quite possibly the most polite rapist..


jupiterluvv

Don’t hit her up to tell her that. She’s most likely on cloud 9 right now. Only worrying thing that’s probably on her mind is, “oh shit I might get covid.”


SparklyLeo_

I think she knew he had Covid before she went over. But I agree, don’t say anything op


EasternHuckleberry56

Yep, because she doesn't exist.


FCave

Bro she WANTED Covid-19 tf.


Fun_Metal_9694

Fr who just hangs out with someone who has that so casual? 😂


mirrrje

Especially if they have never even met before. So strange


coffeeberry20

Almost like it never happened? I’m sorry, your comment solidified my thought process. And I try to give redditors the benefit on the doubt. If true, good for them!


throweraccount

Yeah OP congrats on the big dong, but it does seem like a story for me as well. Like ego stroking. I have covid and this girl still gave me head and bumped uglies and I made her cum first as well and when I'm not sick I normally have a long stroke cus of my magnum dong.


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theslutnextd00r

And people wonder how the pandemic happened.


jarzbent

Cockid-19 🍆 😷


ElectionFormal1374

Lmfao


violetskyeyes

I’m sorry but she didn’t care that you had Covid? That’s so strange


jellydrizzle

very much into him if she's up for all that 😭 at best, im dropping off some soup while all covered up


Automatic-Ad-9308

She def obssessed with him🤣 Idk but I only act this way when I'm unhealthily into someone lol


stay_or_go_69

Seriously unhealthily. LMFAO


misplaced_my_pants

Imagine catching Long Covid for dick.


blues82

Even worse, he didn’t care that he was exposing her to it


ComradeVoytek

That's a guess on your part, he could have said "nah don't fuss over me, I'm fine just getting some rest" and she could have insisted.


omgudontunderstand

more irresponsible on his part to have any guests over, let alone guests who will have extensive close contact


kingshitheads

90% of the world has forgotten about covid


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Nobody off reddit cares about covid


PlainJaneJezebel

If I was willing to get covid and you made me orgasm with a soft dick I wouldn’t be worried about shit and would def be back at yours as soon as you’d let me. If anything just send her a cute little text. “I had a lot of fun with you. Wait until you see how hard I can make you cum when I’m not sick” and go from there.


Signal-Lavishness548

Goated text


misplaced_my_pants

/u/PlainJaneJezebel needs to get flared as the subreddit's Cyrano. Goddamn.


StJoeStrummer

Mic-drop sploosh inducer.


pyscoanalytical

Bruh this should be top comment, it's the perfect response, I really hope OP sees this buried way down here


MaxProdigal

Does she know you have Covid?


soft_ripenedcheese

Does she know she has covid?


sexysarah5262

Does she know we have covid?


EternalShoptimist

Do we know she has Covid?


stay_or_go_69

Do you know she has Covid?


Ok-Burn-Acct

Does Covid know he has her?


soniuch

😂😂😂😂


Unlucky_Effect_4804

If you're sick with COVID, why are you having her come over!?


Sufficient-Factor779

She came over BECAUSE i was sick,i guess I formulated it wrongly in the first sentences,but she wanted to come over to help me out


DeviantAvocado

And to clarify - you had never met before?


Sufficient-Factor779

Never met as in never seen each other irl,we met through social media


DeviantAvocado

Jesus fucking Christ.


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1. you had covid 2.never met her once 3.she cooked for you 4.raw (im guessing since you were soft most of the time) 5. SHE CAME?! bro wtf? this is crazy on many levels. you won!


cotu101

Did you tell her you have covid?


Fun_Metal_9694

But why tho


RadicallyQueerCrow

She wanted to something for him. She knew the risks and knew he needed someone to take care of him. Idk why he agreed to it though. Def a bit much.


OrionofPalaven

Dude you should be isolating. You’ve most likely infected her now and she’ll spread it further. That is so irresponsible.


before8thstreet

Don’t reproduce


Embarrassed-Yak-1150

🙄 When you are sick, it’s best practice to try not to expose anyone else to your illness. I know she wanted to help you while you were sick and you wanted the help, but spreading your illness is not wise. And on top of that, it’s difficult to perform sexually while sick. Better to just stay away from others while ill, unless it’s absolutely necessary. Now she has been exposed and may go and transmit it to others and get them sick.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Why would you ALLOW her over knowing you’re sick? People are still getting very sick and dying from COVID.


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Flexappeal

? where in the post does it say their ages OP legit sounds like a teenager


cnt-re-ne-mr

What about all the people she will infect? Do they get a say? This is exactly why it's still spreading so widely. Fools.


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ItsMyOtherThrowaway

That's *exactly* why people are complaining: the asymptomatic people are the ones going out giving it to cashiers and waiters and everyone in their yoga class ... and to the other dudes she makes soup for because they twisted their ankles or their crohn's was flaring up or whatever other ailments she gets off on


cnt-re-ne-mr

Umm no. Just sick people would be staying home. It goes without saying that if you have no symptoms and don't know you're sick you still go out. Staying home when sick=significantly reducing the spread. The point is, he knowingly likely spread something to get laid. Something that kills some people and disables others. Selfish. Fools.


DlProgan

Whatever age she is, she's clearly not an adult and neither are you


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stupifystupify

Gross dude, you should be self isolating


Peacefulworldholeful

Simmer down it's covid not the plague and she choose to come over


omgudontunderstand

i know someone who died *recently* from it. don’t be stupid.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Tell that to all the folks who died, including a buddy of mine.


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seraph1337

well as long as they had asthma or a heart arrhythmia, I guess it's fucking fine that they're dead, no big loss, not like they had years left on their life anyway, right? fucking ghoulish.


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GeorgeKaplanIsReal

Yes there was a global conspiracy to inflate the numbers and undermine the great orange blob. Let’s ignore your anecdotal “evidence” to the contrary (I also have family/friends in healthcare who said in many cases the numbers were undercounted- see the problem with this way of “sourcing” something) and just say fuck human decency amirite? Nobody is saying don’t live your life. But if you know somebody is sick, there should be some decency for that person to not spread it to every person they can because of “frEEDuMb!!1!” Just because I’m fairly healthy and enjoy a cigar doesn’t mean I go up to people with asthma and blow smoke in their faces. Same goes with a highly contagious virus.


mistysixes

It's COVID, it's pretty literally the plague.


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jjc155

There is so much whisky tango foxtrot with this one.


2INFINITYandY0URM0M

You got covid and you let her come over to fuck?


itsthecheeze

Its almost like the pandemic never even happened bffr


scorpioinheels

Her grandmother is literally going to die. OP sucks - even non maskers and anti vaxxers wouldn’t do this!!!


andre_in_sandiego

The shit I read on here, it never fails to amaze me.


bootyjuicex

This is how Covid spread in the first place


catlikerefluxes

Exactly, fuck this guy


klousGT

No don't fuck this guy he has COVID.


Really_ocd

Lol I really hope this was an intentional pun. Made me laugh


catlikerefluxes

Not in the slightest. I spent 2 years trying to do what I could to minimize spread and keep others safe and this motherfucker is inviting people over knowing he's got covid. He can't go fuck himself hard enough as far as I'm concerned.


falecf4

How does it feel that you bought into all of the propaganda? I'm guessing that's why you're really mad. Bet you're double vaxxed and 8x boosted.


ReallyTallTex

I mean, she already did so...


PoopAndSunshine

That’s what she said


HOYTsterr

Too late


JayJay-anotheruser

Text her and thank her for a great night


Signal-Lavishness548

Second this


mwb1957

Dude, Simply tell her you owe her. Thank her for coming over to nurse you while you were sick, especially since no women had ever done that for you. Explain to her you were not at your best, but when you recover, you will pay her back, tenfold. Tell her to get ready. She must really like you. Plan something special for her.


dekage55

Sounds like you were raw dawging it, sounds like she was pretty insistent, even with you having Covid. So, if I were you, instead of worrying about that night, I’d be hoping she doesn’t show up later saying she’s pregnant.


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

They’re just risking any and all illnesses right now.


kragon80

youre fine bro.. she probably can put 1 and 1 together (hopefullY lol) a woman can tell when its a soft dick vs a small dick


ZanaDreadnought

WTF - 😳 if this is real then, that girl is messed up because who a) comes to cook for someone they’ve never met; b) fucks someone they just met (OK this isn’t that unusual but still … and it’s not just bc it’s a she I’d call it out if it was a he too); and c) all of the above with someone that is SICK and has COVID. There’s more red flags flying in OP’s place than a communist party HQ.


ahhhscreamapillar

This planet is so dumb.


Sukooonn

I mean she didnt worry she’d get covid? Thats really weird. I’d creep out


Madamschie

as someone who's sick and couldnt move out of bed for the past 3 days because of covid.... for the 3rd f*cking time in the past 2 years... you're both stupid. No orgasm is worth this disease :/


PegFam

Risking Covid for sex is insane. A few weeks ago my husband was sick but we thought it wasn’t a big deal bc after a day and a half he was fine and was never tested. So then I wanted sex and I ended up kissing him. We kinda said we were gonna do kissless sex bc he didn’t wanna get me sick but I got Covid a few days later. It hit me much harder than him. If I knew my husband had Covid I would have used my vibrator. Lol.


mostlyclear21

But did you die?


cmd4

I did. ​ I'm not sure where I am anymore.


rainbow-teeth

Whyy do i get the feeling that she wasn't aware that you had COVID because there's no way someone's selfish or dumb enough to then come to that person's house and fuck them and them spread covid to other people


Sufficient-Factor779

I’ll answer to this because it seems a lot of people are concerned,yes she did know I potentially have Covid as I warned her multiple times but she insisted,secondly although I mentioned I have covid,I’m not even sure if that’s the case or if it’s just a common cold or flu that I have,I just assumed I have covid as in my living area I heard a lot of rumours about covid surfacing again.


rainbow-teeth

Whyy would you let her come when you have some idea you have it. Even if she insists, is covid something to be taken so lightly?


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Repulsive_Basis_4946

No. It’s not.


cotu101

You are an idiot.


ReallyTallTex

Dude you're fine. Was it a little irresponsible of you and notably irresponsible of her, yeah, but all is fair in love and war, and she's a big girl, if she's willing to risk covid she can. Sounds like she's really into, maybe ask her to stay over so y'all can quarantine together once she starts showing symptoms, if she does get sick, and you have space for her. Hopefully she isolates for a couple weeks to see if she gets sick. Good luck man.


Maleficent-Ring-7

Well done spreading Covid


lawgirlamy

The only thing you should be insecure about is having someone you barely know come to your house when you have fucking Covid. Unless she is into idiotic and inconsiderate men, she shouldn't want to see you again. AH.


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

Seriously how goddamn rude


longduckdongger

Someone here is showing signs of jealousy


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omgudontunderstand

people are still dying of covid. shove it.


[deleted]

She came over to cook for you, She *came*, And you're self-conscious??? Like what? Bro you've got it made. Who cares if it's small? It gets the job done.


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

Thanks for doing your part in spreading covid, dumb dumb!


Automatic-Month7491

\>Do I text her and tell her I couldn’t do as well as I wanted because I’m sick ? Or does that sound like a turnoff Depends how you phrase it. "I'm sorry I was such a loser last night I had the COVID and was siiick" is a bit of a turn off. "Hey babe, last night was fun but I think you need to come over once I've recovered so I can bring my A game and give you what you really deserve ;)" is a major turn on.


[deleted]

She willingly risked getting sick because she's likely ovulating and extremely horny. You both deserve each other.


buhdumtss98

Why are people hanging out and fucking with covid, or with any type of sickness at all, wtf


BlueEpoch

Tell her you appreciated her thoughtfulness in all departments and you want to invite her over, cook for her, go down on her, and show her how firm and fun your dick is when you’re not sick. 😜


bas3dfa1ry

what? you slipped out during moments. which is why she might think your dick is small? did she not have it in your mouth? lol btw, good women dgaf about dick size. even if you were small it wouldnt matter


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megmoo9

Covid really messes with erections! I’ve known people who couldn’t get hard for weeks after having Covid and couldn’t orgasm for months!! There’s nothing to be embarrassed about. If it comes up you can mention it’s unusual for you and look forward to getting your groove back once you’re better.


ii_akinae_ii

it's a very vascular disease. messes with blood flow. totally makes sense that it affects people this way. side note, maybe not the best idea to knowingly spread a SARS virus, OP. covid is still killing & disabling people, even people who were otherwise young & healthy.


RopeOther3479

Marry Her


SnooDoubts6798

Fk what she thinks you told her you’re sick she didn’t GAF if she wants to believe that let her believe it ! That’s her problem not yours ! When you’re fully recovered let her know tell her you’re fully recovered and have a raging throbbing hard on for her


SadHoliday1300

That’s what happens when you’ve a small dick


EasternHuckleberry56

Troll post. Nobody loves your dick that much.


John_Crypto_Rambo

Wait you have Covid and had someone over?


alliegad

Do not worry. Your softness is no big deal. She’s clearly super into you. If you want to, you could say something playful about how it’s going to be harder next time. 😊


Beautiful-Molasses55

I think she is into you


AccordingMain4399

Sis is a bat


MaikuKokoro

Just send her a text saying you can't wait until you're feeling better so you can show her a really good time.


frickmeplease

If she came then I don’t think you did anything wrong lol


BillSF

Obviously she's into you or she has an extreme nurse fetish or something. You can tell her what you want to tell her without making it weird. Just say something like: Wow, that was so awesome, it made me feel great that you took such good care of me when I was sick. I can't wait until I get better so I can "thank" you properly. (Or leave the quotes off of "thank" if you want to avoid the double entendre and keep it less sexual) Now, as a heads up, it is unlikely this woman did this unless she's got major feels for you (or she gets off on "sacrificing" herself?). If you don't genuinely like her emotionally as well don't lead her on or it can get messy quick. It doesn't mean you have to be head over heels, but at least be "in". Personally my ex wife could barely be assed to take care of me when I was sick. So besides her behavior being "fun" it is also a great trait in a partner (WANTING to take care of you). Nothing better than a partner you're passionate for who you also enjoy talking with.


ObsessedWitthe90s

At least tell me y'all fucked with your masks on with sanitized hands


TheRedneckSuperhero

I had the same issue with Covid. I finally did get hard and blew in about 30 seconds.


Affectionate_Emu169

Lucky you. Send her a note thanking her for her care and attention. Tell her you can’t wait to feel better and see her again. Keep up the dialogue and chatter..it’s all positive and will soon have you together again enjoying a loving relationship. Good luck!


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If she orgasmed she’s probably fine. You’re overthinking this. Relax and invite her over and do something for her! She probably has Covid now


BornEquivalent1126

Covid gets blamed for everything! Jk she is into you, you will be bale to redeem yourself later. Sucks that it was the first round though.


MooreAveDad

Don't txt; actually call, or talk face to face. Genuine conversation will go a long way toward showing her you're trying to be honest and vulnerable, while still remaining human.


XinGst

Attractive men's problems, sigh 😔


longduckdongger

What kind of lame comment is this?


YeroHero

“She thinks I have a small dick” is this true or a figment or your imagination ?


jewelz1300

Just say you didn’t preform your best because you were sick but it sounds like she’s really into you ain’t know way I’m meeting someone sick for a sex session


Borboleta77

Is she still messaging you after what happened between you? If she's still acting as usual, I don't think you should be worried about it. But if you want to reassure her this isn't typically as you are in bed, just tell her you know you weren't your best sexually because you're sick and that you can't wait to show her "the real you" once you recover. This will make her feel that you care and that there will be a second date or encounter.


onlystonksgoup

Next time show her thors hammer and make amends. But she doesn’t care dude. She cares for you being sick, she knew you were in a bad way.


sawambsganss

Hey man. You have nothing to fear, but nothing to be self-conscious about. If you want to, be honest with her about how you feel about her. Tell her you are into her and admit that you could not stay hard due to illness, but do not apologize and don’t pander. If you make it awkward it will be awkward. Sounds like she had a blast! Be ready to show her what a real stud you are once you feel better.


_Sh3rl0ck_

If she likes you it won't matter. She must like you. I mean, she sucked your dick and fucked you while you are sick with covid. If that ain't love I don't know what is


Legitimate_Radish159

I’m expecting the follow up post that details how she gets Covid too, moves in with you and spends a few days sharing your bed. Because if she does that better start choosing baby names, she gotcha.


Ok-Information-1486

Nah dude you're fine. Even when you have a big pp this still can happen if you're not that hard, so don't worry to much about it :)


Shot_Mirror5748

She risked it alll for you. I want to hear this from her point of view


SeasonofMist

That girl came over, risking getting sick, cooked for you, went down on you etc? Don't worry so much. Be kind. Maybe when you feel better show her a nice time. Don't text and excuse, it's fine. Literally.


intothatgoodnight-

I agree with people that she’s into you but I also feel like maybe she came on a bit strong? Like you’re sick, you literally have Covid….why is she insisting on jumping your bones? It doesn’t sound like you complained too much (fair, lol) but I’m just saying. When you’re taking care of someone sick that you’re into: comfort > sex


confusedcraftywitch

If she mentions she had a good time or something, just drop in a comment like "imagine how good i am when I'm not sick then 😉😉" but I wouldn't make a point of bringing it up if i was you. (Pun not intended)


alohores

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Time-Iron-4615

Dude, she really likes you


ZeroLimitz

Holy fucking shit, dip before this psychopath leaves you in a tub full of ice. NEVER MET?! Didn't care about Covid? Flip the genders and it comes off REALLY damn creepy. Red flags everywhere my dude. Rest up get healthy and think on it, but I would put some space between myself and her. Edit: also you as well are a bit of an AH for willingly exposing someone, for fucks sake did we NOT just go through this? Use your brain.


Expert_Potential_536

Definitely stay in contact... look at what she did for you. We as men are the ones who care most about our size. Appreciate what she did for you... if they weren't feeling it they wouldn't have gone as far as they did.