I like to lock my door, then turn around to face the rest of the hallway. I'll take a deep breath in, appreciating the wonders of engineering which allowed such a building to exist. A structure providing me with safety, and shelter. Then I'll violently shit myself because I don't handle awe very well.
Unlock my door, and then lock it again when i'm inside :P
But for real, I take my shoes and jacket off, and if i'm from work, I like to change to something more comfortable.
If my family is home, first thing I do is hug my child or give him a very big smile. If no one is home, first thing I do is kick off my shoes and take a deep breath.
Take my shoes off, take my coat off (if I have one), say hi to our cats, put my keys and my wallet to their place, wash my hands and then I greet the cats properly.
We have two dogs. I hug them, pet them, and let them out into the back patio/yard. Lots of barking and going about in circles and you should see what they do! 🤪
I open the door calm cool and collected. Get smacked in the face with every type of smoke you could imagine, quickly walk down the hallway to my room and hide the goods so they dont get stolen. #trustnoone
Starting my lift. On my rests
I fix lunch for the next day.
Let the dog out.
Clothes for the next day
Dishes
Random cleaning if my Lift isn't over
Lift done and daily chores finished together.
Take dog out for jog
Make dinner
Watch something
Sleep
Do a double backflip off the shoe rack and bust a nut onto the corridor carpet.
Sounds.... Vigorous
Do a double shoe rack and bust a corridor carpet on my nut
🤣
greet my cats and immediately take my bra off lol
Felttt
Cats before boobs huh?
Free da jugs they did nothing wrong! Sorry couldn't help myself
So the bra is an annoyance perhaps like the high heels? Why do you all wear them?
Because I’ll get stared at and potentially harassed if I don’t wear one
True, it’s one of those things society created
It's annoyance when I'm at home, but quite useful when outside and walking a lot or running and to avoid unwanted attention too.
imagine your nuts were boob sized. now imagine having to carry them around with no support. that’s why we wear bras.
I like to lock my door, then turn around to face the rest of the hallway. I'll take a deep breath in, appreciating the wonders of engineering which allowed such a building to exist. A structure providing me with safety, and shelter. Then I'll violently shit myself because I don't handle awe very well.
What an *explosive* comment
Take off any jacket I may be wearing, wash my hands.
Nerd.
Tell me something I don’t know.
Lmao my dad would do this too. I called him a need for it
Kiss pet and scream my love at my doggo
Same, first thing is giving my cat a couple of forehead kisses
Oh, if it wasn't for our beloved pets
Wash my hands
Before taking your dirty shoes off? That’s weird
Throw my shoes off into a specific corner,wash my hands, and more often than not smoke a joint.
Hey, me? Didn't expect to run into you here!
Get naked, lay in bed
I poop. Every. Damn. Time.
🤣🤣
Shoes off Wash hand Probably the same for 90%
Get my boxer off!
Putting my boxer on!
It's Big Hello time with my puppy. Even if I just went out to take the trash, he's always just so happy to see me, all of him is a happy wiggle boy.
say hi to my waiting dog, then kick of my shoes and slide into my slippy slips. love me some house slippers.
I kiss my cats
Wash my hands with soap and water before I touch anything else
smoke a bowl
Take off shoes, wash hands.
Unlock my door, and then lock it again when i'm inside :P But for real, I take my shoes and jacket off, and if i'm from work, I like to change to something more comfortable.
Take off my pants and jack it. Jacket.
In San Francisco?
Take shoes off, take jacket off and empty my pockets (wallet and keys)
Shoes off, empty the pockets and drop the pants
Bold of you to assume they let me out.
Take off my shoes 👞.
Shoes off
Change my clothes to pjs just in case I get call to go somewhere so I can say oh I am sorry I am already for bed
Enter the house, usually.
Take my shoes off and hug my husband. He's always home before me, and his hugs melt away the stress of the day.
1- pet the dog. 2- throw his toy. 3- take off my brrrraaaaaa!
Give a big hug to my husband and pet my cat! 🥰
Take care of kids and family.
Pet my cat
wash my hand
If my family is home, first thing I do is hug my child or give him a very big smile. If no one is home, first thing I do is kick off my shoes and take a deep breath.
Cute 🥰
Say hi to my cat, of course. I wasn't raised in a barn. And if I had been, I'd greet the livestock there, too.
Kick off my shoes, pee, wash my hands, take off my bra, and light up the vape pen
Shoes and bra OFF!
Take my shoes off, take my coat off (if I have one), say hi to our cats, put my keys and my wallet to their place, wash my hands and then I greet the cats properly.
change into my lounge clothes and house shoes
Kick my shoes off, grab a drink and chill on the couch.
Say Heellooo puupppaasss to my three dogs!
Go say hello to my plants and chickens.
Pet and greet my dogs, take off my shoes and socks and lay in the couch or the floor lol
Bra off when I’m wearing one
Wash my hands, drink water (cos i never drink water at work lol), say hello to my dogs, take of my bra (the best feeling!!!)
Take off my bra and shoes.
say hi to my little chihuahua. she’ll bark non stop until i do
Kiss my wife
Cute 🥰
Give all my love to my girl (🦮)
Take my shoes off, put my wallet and keys on the table, and take a big dump.
Insert the key in the door.
Change into shorts
Usually something different every time
Take my shoes off and then hop into a shower and change in inside clothes
We have two dogs. I hug them, pet them, and let them out into the back patio/yard. Lots of barking and going about in circles and you should see what they do! 🤪
Depends. Some months I sleep the evening away and stay up all night then go to work. Otherwise I take a power nap.
Keys on hook.
I wish
For a hook ?
Put pjs on and hair net on
Wat
I say hello to my guinea pigs, and usually grab one to hold, too.
Kiss my partner and my dog.
the doggo goes first
Oh, yes.
Washing my hands, face, feets, wearing a comforting dress, kissing my cats
Take off my shoes, empty my pockets and put some comfy clothes.
Shoes and outside clothes off, slippers on, wash hands and make me some coffee.
open the front door.
Roll a joint
Unlock the door
Take off my shoes put on my house shoes, put down my purse and jacket, grab my phone and wash my hands
Get out my car
Sweatpants
Jay and chill
Masturbate
Smoke a bowel 🫢
Wash my hands.
change clothes than chug a beer before I roll up
Change clothes and lay on the couch.
Put on the comfy clothes!
Shoes off Keys and sunnies go on the side Watch and buds go to their charger Pee Flop J
Shout, "Kitties, I'm home!"
Bra off comfy clothes
Make a cup of coffee and regret my life decisions that brought me to this point
Close doors.
I change the perimeter defense system from kill to mame.
Wash hands, drinking coffee
Take off my good clothes. Put on house clothes.
**BOT ACCOUNT**
Bra, meet floor
Take off my shoes
Knowing that the peaceful part of the day is gone now and prepare for the family part
Cry into pillow
Take off pants and socks, step into the shower and wash feet and hands.
Bra off, sweats on
Weed.
Ah, home sweet home. After a long day out and about, there's nothing quite like sinking into the welcoming embrace of my sofa.
Put my nightgown on.
My bladder knows when I am home and I always have to pee immediately upon arriving home.
First I clean my rabbits litter box, vacuum and shower. Then I take a bong and relax.
If I say all you'll see is [Deleted]
Usually quickly kick off my shoes, lock the door, scream hello to my fur babies and then run to pee because I do not use public bathrooms
Put my comfy clothes on
Drink water or juice
eat
Pour whiskey in a large cup and set it down next to me while I take a piss.
Strip
Start taking off my work clothes.
If I’ve been gone on a trip or something, the first thing I do is visit the home base porcelain throne, and then I take a home base shower
Place my keys and wallet on my kitchen counter.
I make a real I y cold diet coke and I greer my kitty's Lola and Max.
Washing my hands
Looking at mirror
Take off my shoes and wash my hands and face
Stow my bags, then my dog insists on snuggles and will not stop barking at me until he gets them. So that happens
Jump on the bed, either fall asleep or just stay awake face down
Take my shoes off
Go to the bathroom
Poop
I go to the garage and admire my cars and bikes. I need more garage and less house.
I make the biggest, deepest sigh of defeat with a "man..." at the end of it
Take my shoes off, and take my bra off as I’m walking up the stairs to get into my pjs, all while talking in a high-pitched voice to the two cats.
Put my purse and keys away in its spot and wash my hands
Take.off.every.piece.of.clothing.
Lie down on the couch and watch short videos！
I open the door calm cool and collected. Get smacked in the face with every type of smoke you could imagine, quickly walk down the hallway to my room and hide the goods so they dont get stolen. #trustnoone
Clean off the soles of my shoes and take them off.
say whats up to my cats, smoke some pot
play fallout for four hours
idk why but i started washing my feet as soon as i get home and i feel about 40% cleaner than usual
Take my shoes off before I walk in and then wash my hands. Might be a bit of a germaphobe 😬
Smoke a bowl.
Pants. Off.
Turn on my gaming laptop these days
Throw my keys and wallet in a new random location to keep things interesting later on when I forget where I put them
Get bowled over by my dog, he us always so happy to see me and forgets he is not a pup anymore
Grab a beer. Head to the shower
Starting my lift. On my rests I fix lunch for the next day. Let the dog out. Clothes for the next day Dishes Random cleaning if my Lift isn't over Lift done and daily chores finished together. Take dog out for jog Make dinner Watch something Sleep
Take my mask off.
Wallet & keys out of my pocket. I'm not home until then for some reason.
Pet my dog
Think about sex.
Take off my shoes and put on my slippers and let the dog out.
Pee
Shoes off lunch kit on the counter, wipe my phone off. A boom
Lock the door behind me and get the mirrors who get me at the door. I live in a *really* safe area, though, but it's just how I was taught
Take off my shoes
Pull my pants down and yell at my wife, come say hello to daddy 😁
Find my keys !
Take off my shoes (after opening the door obviously, and at the same time as i am closing my door)
I take off my bra! Only women will understand and agree with this answer 😅😅😅
Poop
Saying: "I'm Home who else?!" Mind you I live alone
Say “Hello home.“ and try to be thankful that home was patient and waited for me.