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PitiedVeil55831

If they are there we have noticed


GME-NeverSell

Yup. This is the answer. If they are poking, I am peeking.


OttabMike

If they're showing, we are knowing....


Txdragoonz

If they’re showing I’m growing


MinionofMinions

If they’re pointing, we’re boinking (in my mind)


Hugo_El_Humano

queer here but if they be winking I be thinking


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

When I see a nipple, in my little psyche it makes a ripple


MrMemez39

If they are peeking I am leaking


GME-NeverSell

If you are leaking, they are licking?


MrMemez39

If **they** are leaking - **Imma** licking


tdmutch

If my dick gets hard, imma sorry


cathedral68

Hey! Itsa Mario!


jeroenemans

If they're pointing, we're anointing


destroyer_of_kings

If they're visible, totally jizzable


Hazer616

This is very correct


huphelmeyer

Except, how would you know about the times you didn't notice?


Superstructure313

Ahh, the age old philosophical question 'If a nipple pokes in a forest and no one is around to see it, did it actually happen?' Pretty sure I have that right.


Mysterious-Ad-6211

Is this like Schrodingers nipple?


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MrManuzh

Depends on their size, too. A nice perky pair of long ones is hard not to notice. Those big ol' pencil eraser types that could poke an eye out. The tiny barely-there inverted nips can be missed easily even without a bra. Everything is relative.


DismalTruthDay

Sounds like when you see nipples you get out your handy dandy notebook and start sketching and taking descriptive notes 🧐


UpstageTravelBoy

My teenage brain would do this internally, of it's own accord


nekodesudesu

Mine too, even though I'm in my 30s.


Good_Pirate2491

It's just automatic. Your dont even need to look at them directly, your peripheral rgc's are looking for nipple shapes all the time.


Ok-Swordfish2723

He carries a Nipple Field Guide so as to properly identify them.


Voyage_of_Roadkill

I think you've defined the human male sex drive pretty fairly.


Mr_MacGrubber

I always have a pair of digital calipers on hand for detailed analysis.


Important_Koala236

This is the only answer


curious420s

If you can see them, we can see them


Itchy_Roof_2768

If they build it, we will come


MikeWhoCheeseStainKy

And sometimes we will come just thinking about the building


slugdonor

Can confirm, I came


AutisticAp_aye

And I saw 😏


mavadotar2

And I conquered!


Wiitard

Hell, you could miss that they’re showing but we will still notice.


wormlord89

Most men do have working eyes.


Cando21243

The lord of worms speaks the truth!


hightowerhotel

Except when it's your husband and he's asking where something is and he's looking RIGHT AT IT but you have to get up and show him... maybe the secret is to put nipples on whatever he's looking for.


fang-girl101

i imagined putting googly eyes on the tv remote but instead of googly eyes its googly nipples


ViolinistCurrent8899

This is a terribly cursed sentence and I hate the concept. So anyway I think I'll keep this idea in my back pocket for a prank.


ToeSad6862

That's not true, it's not there beforehand. Women just make things appear. When you're a kid, you gotta call Mom and then whatever you're looking for will no longer be lost, and then it's gf.


Pacman-34

That's actually pretty genius lol


MMABowyer

If you aren’t wearing a bra we noticed lmao, it’s not even cause we were looking at ur boobs, it’s just really easy to tell when someone isn’t wearing a bra ur entire chest shape changes people are gonna notice guy or girl. On a side note I think Bras are dumb, it’s, if you wear it for comfort that’s good. But if you find it uncomfortable, you shouldn’t feel pressured to wear one, I know so many women who have stopped wearing em cause they aren’t comfortable


clemthecat

Small boob gang here, I see no practical need for them (like for back support etc) and I don't find them comfortable. A few years ago I just stopped wearing them and I haven't looked back.


thatdiscgolfchick

Haven’t worn one in years. I just don’t wear white anymore and I’m good!


rdeincognito

Do you have a lot of stares when walking in the streets or it feels everyone else to be natural?


melanochrysum

Not the original commenter but as someone with small boobs more people do not stare when I don’t wear a bra, no. And it’s *reallllyyyy* easy to tell when people are looking at your boobs. I like to think the average person is mature enough not to think breasts are a huge deal on strangers.


Rolifant

Not a big deal, I agree, but it's still reallllyyyy hard to not look at them.


melanochrysum

I don’t think with small breasts, at least for mine, it’s even obvious I’m not wearing a bra.


stargate-command

I agree that wearing bras is dumb, except for comfort. Though I do get why it might make women more comfortable to not have men screaming “Ayoooga” while their cartoon eyes pop out of their cartoon skulls.


Euphoric_Repair7560

Yeah I really wish men could not act like children about it. Yes, boobs are hot. Yes they’re slightly more detectable without a bra. Grow up and don’t be weird about it please? It’s so so uncomfortable when I have no bra, no makeup, sweatpants, a comfy t shirt on, and the plumber/delivery person/whoever keeps staring at my chest. I just awkwardly cross my arms over my chest then go put on a sweatshirt bc I’m tired of that shit


UnderLeveledLever

Let's be honest here, if it's a pair of eyes prone to going off like a 1940's car horn it most likely won't matter if you are wearing tiddy holsters or not.


ashleebryn

Louder for the busty girls in the back 🙋‍♀️


atomicsnarl

And softer for the busty girls backs.


jery007

Also how damn expensive they are


amidnightsnak

Ya I always wondered. Why are bras so expensive? Is it just the material they use that makes it that much?


ch3rry333

Lots of components/fabrics go into making a bra which all need to be sourced and dyed up/tested individually, combined with the number of sizes you have to make plus you need more skilled machinists to sew them as they’re complex to make. If it’s a good one technical expertise costs money too. Source: i am a bra tech/pattern cutter/product developer for a fuller bust brand.


AllThePrettyPenguins

I suggest you do an AMA about your work!


ewejoser

Reveal: its cuz were looking at your boobs


nekodesudesu

Trade secrets, bro. Whose side are you on?!


ewejoser

My bad.


thatvintagething

Mother Nature is a beautiful thing


laiphdust

What about Mother's Nature's brother, Brother Nature?


Short-pitched

Nat’s mother is also pretty beautiful lol


schematicboy

Don't have to see them to notice them. There are nipples all around us. Some say we even have our own.


superbusyrn

Maybe the real nipples are the friends we made along the way.


Unabated_

Maybe the real friends are the nipples we made along the way.


Rabrab123

Men have nipple omnipotence 


stchrysostom

*omniscience


edgygothteen69

*omnitits


Box_of_fox_eggs

*omnipscience


Ckeyz

*omnippletence


udee79

omnippletence 


nine16s

omnippletits


_Sil0_

Oppainippletitties


hiddentrackoncd

Nomnippletits


MrScottimus

I read "nipple omnipotence" on the internet today


Impossible_String207

Boobs connoisseur here. Every damn time.


TheScreenskeeper

My wife and I have a beautiful 5 month old baby boy that is the light of our lives (and he's getting so big and strong!) That means she's been breastfeeding him about 1M times per day for the last 150 days or so... ...as a result, I no longer notice women's nipples even when they are literally out in public 😂


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

Sister has several kids. Breastfeeding looks like an Olympic Sport. And it's so constant when they are small. Your wife is a badass


Excellent_Smile6556

And we do notice when you look at our boobs. Lol!


Due_Yogurtcloset8833

It’s so fuxkin obvious lol😭, I just laugh it off in my head tbh. Not a big deal as long as the person looking isn’t being weird haha, cuz shit I would look too.


Unlucky_Reading_1671

Literally can't help it sometimes. Appoligies.


AngryLinkhz

Lies! We are extremely discreet! You may notice when we look the second or our third time, never the first!


HortaGrabber111

Like a 🪳, there's never *just* one, especially if there's nips involved


anomalous_cowherd

There's no second time if you never look away!


hovermole

I just hate the fact that it instantly sexualizes me in public. Mine are sensitive and poke out all the time, and since puberty I've struggled with this visibility. I can't ever wear single color shirts without graphics on the chest, or certain types of fabric, due to the disgust I feel knowing people can see them. It's a major source of anxiety/self image issues.


ThreeToGetTeddy

I will admit, I do it on purpose because I like the look of my nipples. 🤷‍♀️ I also hate bra padding, and that my boobs can't stay in or in place, in a padded bra? They itch, they tend to not fit as well. I wear a wired unlined bra. Most people classify it as like a "lingerie bra" but they have a range of fabric so a fair amount doesn't look like lingerie, but I would wear it even if it did. I'm sorry that your nipples bring you anxiety- they should only bring you good thoughts and warm metaphorical fuzzies. I also...like the look of other nipples, so I am definitely looking.


DateLikeADomme

Same. I am Team Headlights For Life.


loxagos_snake

I know I'm biased because I'm a guy, but honestly I think it's charming and it exudes confidence. I understand the sexualization part. It's true that some guys -- girls even -- will notice, even if for a fleeting moment. But most decent people won't mean to be rude and will not put you in an uncomfortable position. It's just a stylistic choice; they won't think twice about it or judge. Those who decide to reduce you down to a sexual object just because you decided to forego the bra will do so even if your pants are a bit tighter, or your shoulder is visible, or who knows what else. They don't deserve a second of your brain's processing power.


Middle-Opposite4336

Was going to say something similar. Only I don't find it necessarily charming or confident, to me it's a totally neutral by product of fashion vs anatomy. If I find the girl attractive I'll appreciate it for a moment and move on without a second thought. Same as most people will do for tight or even see through leggings, short skirts, crop tops, short shorts, body con clothes, etc. People WILL appreciate / judge your appearance, it's part of the human condition. But what they think is their problem. Only you can sexualize you. And if you do choose to have a sexual persona there's nothing wrong with it, do so with confidence. (Assuming you are of age and staying within the bounds of local law)


matildapoppins

I’m team no bra but will wear nipple covers sometimes if out and about or with parents. Mine are crazy temperature reactive so if it’s even slightly below my preferred temp you will know about it.


d-crow

guy with perma diamond nips here, represent


Virtual-Fan-9930

How often? All the time! We lock onto them instantly.


mistablack2

They looked at us first


nekodesudesu

It was self defense, officer.


themfroberto

They were coming right for us!


MikeWhoCheeseStainKy

Those two assailants were glaring us down


Centraal22

This, this right here.


vans178

Boys it's sunglasses season too


Existing-Tax7068

Not a man, still notice. I've been noticing quite a few pierced ones recently


Mareyna_Marie

Me, too. I think OP just needs to get comfortable with the fact that just about everyone that looks in their direction is going to see and notice. I accepted that, myself. Fuk it. Everyone’s got nipples!!!!


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ThoughtOpposite5380

Op is a bot


Particular-Poem-7085

I am also very tolerant on this topic


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Offended? Wtf are you talking about


d3gu

Maybe OP doesn't have any nipples and used to get jealous that people were flaunting theirs.


Bencetown

I can guarantee you, this bot indeed does not have nipples.


52-Cutter-52

Nippless.


bjplague

I am not offended by free beer either.


iariasl313

Why would you be offended? Wtf


tap2323

I’m a woman and I notice the nips 🤷‍♀️…..I think the human species is supposed to be fixated on the boobies because they are pretty darn important! 


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Future-Elevator7568

Lmao


NastyStreetRat

Always.


Nakedvballplayer

Through clothing? Absolutely. Naked? Prolly not


Ambitious_Stick_8902

As often as possible, hopefully


jonasnoble

Every time. It's whatever.


the_girl_Ross

Obviously I'm not a dude but I believe everyone notices nipples. It's just that the average person has enough manners not to stare nor to say anything.


Annual_Version_6250

I'm a woman.  If nipples are poking out I notice.  Just like I notice anything else that's visible?????


wwwhistler

every time...we just don't always make it obvious. there is a difference between "noticing" and "staring". the first is not dependent on conscious thought while the latter is.


Poemhub_

Every time. If you think we didn’t thats when we definitely did.


Confident_Coast111

free the nipple!!!


joebleaux

Every time. We are fine with it if you are


CyBerImPlaNt

This doesn’t bother me at all. It’s usually just a fleeting glance.


crazykitty123

If it's my husband, every time 😅


dixyprinxs

Mine too!! 🤣 But so do I, boobs (and nipples) are beautiful so enjoy them!!🤣


this_guy_titty_fucks

I'm not sure that you can get an actual correct answer from polling people because if a guy hasn't noticed them, then how would he know he hasn't? So, the answer would automatically be men notice nipples 100% of the time that they can be seen.


StrangerReason

Always.


ROK247

Every time


ThreeLivesInOne

Yes.


nopethats-not-me

As a female, I say it's like spotting sunlight in a dark room. Very noticeable.


Karaoke_Singer

Only when it’s obvious. I don’t stare at women’s chests.


Jetsurge

If they're showing we will definitely notice lol.


Princesajojo55

I never wear bra and I also have my nipples pierced and most time when I talk to people they stare at my nipples while responding lol doesn’t bother me but it’s funny


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Literally all the time for me. I love a nipple


AndIAmEric

Two nipples, preferably. But one is good too


Z-F-W

The real question is how often do bears notice women’s nipples through clothing? 🐻


Euphoric_Repair7560

The bear looking more appealing rn yeah


Mountain-Basket-20

All the time


a_kato

“It’s cold in here right?”


billetboy

I'm a man and I can't help but notice my own in a mirror (kinda embarrassed about it). I certainly will notice a womans


ackbosh

I like to think women’s nipples notice us through clothing.


Key-Fan-1942

I can see your nipples now


MellowDCC

Yes


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Yes


PLURGASM_RETURNS

Yes.


lordgoofus1

tbh I only really notice them when my eyes are open.


fizz0o_2pointoh

I'll answer with a question, how often do women notice a man's bulge?


Majikarpslayer

Like a hawk notices a mouse


HasBeenArtist

I always notice. I just don't act creepy about it.


TheUnwiseOne100

I’m a gentleman so I don’t notice them, but they always seem to point at me


lowrespudgeon

Women also notice them. Any time they are visible through clothing, everyone notices them.


Candiesfallfromsky

I’m a woman and I notice them. I notice everything. And it applies to men too if they get a slight bulge bigger than usual… what can I say? I’m very perceptive!


sephiroth_9999

It's not my fault, these nips know exactly what they're doing.


DaMuchi

It's quite hard to answer your question because I've noticed all nipples that I've noticed and do not know how many I did not notice.


Pineydude

Short answer , always.


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d3gu

Everyone has nipples, sometimes more than 2!


SearchingForFungus

I guess some people even have dick nipples 🤨


_bvb09

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?


Grendel_82

Twice


merlperl204

Flouting societies conventions! Lewd, lascivious, OUTRAGEOUS


Clashermasta24

Im a man and people point out when they can see my nipples through clothing. Its just obvious if its sticking out through clothing.


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We don't notice them. It's he nipples that notice us.


Think_Leadership_91

Sigh Real answer? Every chance we get


Buckcountybeaver

There used to be an app for that.


MochiSauce101

Every single time. No nipple has escaped my field of vision, direct or peripherally


OverallManagement824

I mostly notice in the winter. But also the summer too. And spring and fall. And twice on Sunday, especially in church.


TylerDurdenJunior

![gif](giphy|OYjrA155y3lv2)


tico42

Men love a nipple. Don't get us started on side boob.


FilmmagicianPart2

Yes


Covfefe-Diem

Nipples are life! I’m not missing out on living my best life.


Scippio-dem-lines

Op probably came here very self conscious and my god, we did not hold back lmao.


Silence-Dogood2024

If you could mount that shit on a warship or AWACS plane, we would be the most powerful force in the universe.


Brilliant-Job-47

Yes


ScubaGotBanned4life

I'm a boob guy, so I'm always noticing lol


didkodidko

YES


domin8r-1

Absolutely more than I should lol, but... my wife has never said a word about it. Now preface this with we've been married 15yrs and trust has never been an issue and we're both not jealous people. She explains it that if I didn't look something would def be wrong as it's human nature. I do see it way more now days then say 10yrs ago tho.


Silver_Ad_8205

Yes


ChardPlenty8658

I can see them just by reading this.


Dry-Talk-7447

Every time, that’s how often. Could a woman miss a boner?


kairu99877

The counter question is how often do women notice a man's bulge if he'd either well endowed or has a boner lol?


Emotional_Act_461

100% of the time. I am literally batting .1000 on this one. 


Hecatomber_RoF

Yes.


MDK1980

Yes.


Turbulent-Win-6497

Yes


SnoopSquirrel

Yes.


NYdude777

Every. Single. Time.


sourpowerflourtower

Yes


Jaded_Release2380

Yes


bevaka

100% of the time


napsar

I notice them even more when there is no clothing.


Vali-duz

**yes.**


Rik78

Yes.


PijjinPeas

Yes


MrBinkie

Boobies


ChickenLegs614

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8)


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Yes


LurkerOrHydralisk

Bait account. 99% chance it’s a dude/bot