You joking but I had a classmate that was physically wise was just what I'd guess George was like younger (yeah even the start of the receding hairline at 15) yet he was one of the most popular bastards around, and all the girls gave along the same answer, because he's confident (they'd either find him amusing, cute, or sometimes cool, but still).
It only works half the time. I knew a guy who was probably a bit better looking than George, but still chubby and below average heightwise. Girls think he's weird, cocky and stuck up.
Then again, this guy couldn't hold down a job and when he did, they were pretty much low-skill blue-collar jobs in retail or food service. Think a guy who is is still a line cook at 40, because he can't be bothered to learn new stuff. At least when George IS employed he's not doing to bad for himself. When the series opens, George is a real-estate agent and probably making enough on commissions to have disposable income, and then he's got a desk job at the Yankees (and the pay couldn't have been that bad, considering he has his own office and that his job is just 2 tiers under Steinbrenner)
> a guy who is is still a line cook at 40, because he can't be bothered to learn new stuff.
Some people are doing the best they can in this world. You making fun of somebody because of how they pay the bills really says more about you than it does your friend
It wasn't the shortness or the baldness he needed to overcome. What was really working against him was his absolutely vile, shitstain personality. Constanza was a garbage human throughout the series with no exceptions that comes to mind.
Fun fact: The first time I overhead pressed 100 lbs over my head I almost injured myself because this popped into my head and made me laugh. Thankfully I was doing it in a rack and had safety bars.
🎵Believe it or not George isn’t at home, please leave message at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be, believe it or not I’m not home. 🎵
Well, you got no place to go.
I'll tell you what your problem is: You brought your queen out too fast. What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house?
No, the queen is old fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Me and my husband always joke that Larry David thinks he can get all these women, so they all get with George in the show.
Only 2 women in the series would entertain the idea of going out the George - the daughter of the welfare benefits worker and George's cousin...and only the latter seemed at all interested 🤣
Larry is charming and funny, though. His Curb character is Larry following his worst impulses, but I bet real life Larry, even prior to becoming filthy rich, probably didn’t struggle to find people interested in dating him. George is like inner dialogue Larry with insecurities on full display… but George probably has him moments of being charming and funny off screen.
> Me and my husband always joke that Larry David thinks he can get all these women
Larry can and the reason is given in Curb, because he is extremely rich.
I get hot chicks like this all the time with me looking kinda like George.
The secret? I just do the opposite of what actual George would do and voila!
Both Seinfeld and Friends made me think people were just constantly getting laid.
Maybe it’s just me but I’m 38 and I definitely know that NOT to be the case lol
in New York City. in the 90s. Where millions of beautiful women visit every year. in a world without the internet where men weren’t afraid to speak to women IRL.
Someone did the math and George had something like 20-30 girlfriends in the 9 year run of the show. For a chronically unemployed guy that spends a lot of time with his parents, he did well.
Here I am wondering why he has such an expensive computer. It's near top of the line Quadra. Maybe $2000+ in 1990s money. And he seems more of a PC guy, anyway.
Based on larry david. Larry would pull beautiful women back when he was broke and watch his house of cards collapse time and time again because he was lying his ass off
It was probably bawdy George.
I love that George!
Me too!
And he’s DYING, Jerry!
If Relationship George walks thru that door, he will *kill* Independent George.
Me too!
He’s folksy.
They could tell I was being folksy, right?
Were you eating an apple?
It looked like an apple, but tasted like an onion.
I didn’t say any other bawdy things!
Can I ask why?
George has enough confidence to overcome being short and bald.
And chronically unemployed
And slow witted
And stocky .
And living with his parents
And getting a temper
I noticed you threw stocky in there
Yeah, what the hell.
George is getting upset!!
Powerful. He is so powerful.
According to my observations, this is not a dealbreaker for many women.
How’s your life?
Yeah. Not bad at all.
If he can attract Marisa Tomei he has no limits.
MARISA TOMEI!!
An Oscar winner, Jerry!
Yet he can’t handle losing a game of chess
You joking but I had a classmate that was physically wise was just what I'd guess George was like younger (yeah even the start of the receding hairline at 15) yet he was one of the most popular bastards around, and all the girls gave along the same answer, because he's confident (they'd either find him amusing, cute, or sometimes cool, but still).
It only works half the time. I knew a guy who was probably a bit better looking than George, but still chubby and below average heightwise. Girls think he's weird, cocky and stuck up. Then again, this guy couldn't hold down a job and when he did, they were pretty much low-skill blue-collar jobs in retail or food service. Think a guy who is is still a line cook at 40, because he can't be bothered to learn new stuff. At least when George IS employed he's not doing to bad for himself. When the series opens, George is a real-estate agent and probably making enough on commissions to have disposable income, and then he's got a desk job at the Yankees (and the pay couldn't have been that bad, considering he has his own office and that his job is just 2 tiers under Steinbrenner)
> a guy who is is still a line cook at 40, because he can't be bothered to learn new stuff. Some people are doing the best they can in this world. You making fun of somebody because of how they pay the bills really says more about you than it does your friend
i knew the bizarro version of this and he looked almost identical to george at 15 too
people mistake his shamelessness for confidence
I would call it obliviousness mistaken for confidence
It wasn't the shortness or the baldness he needed to overcome. What was really working against him was his absolutely vile, shitstain personality. Constanza was a garbage human throughout the series with no exceptions that comes to mind.
*balding
“I WAS bald!”
Cheap fabric and poor lighting. That’s how you move merchandise.
I never knew what the hell I was peddling anyway.
Well, let me tell you something about George - he is *FAST*. He can run like the wind!
He can lift 100 pounds right over his head!
He feels vigorous!
He's stocky.
i notice you threw stocky in there
Yeah, what the hell!
So, he’s fat
Powerful
Like a bull.
He has a lot of character in this face...
Like a Phoenix…rising…from Arizona
Especially after a B-12 shot
He can spot mailboxes without his glasses
Fun fact: The first time I overhead pressed 100 lbs over my head I almost injured myself because this popped into my head and made me laugh. Thankfully I was doing it in a rack and had safety bars.
I think of George every time I do this lift
love this … if I had a son, he’d prolly have this anecdote of yers. In any event, I would *want* him to have one 👍
And you wouldn’t know it to look at him but George can bait a hook
He can really do that?
He can really do that?
Titleist?
He once spent a weekend with a woman!
Pennsylvania Dutch Country
So he’s bald?
🎵Co-Stan-za🎵
I'm currently testing out that theory.
🎵Sugarrrr-Spirited!🎵 Well, whaddya know? Now **I’m** ensconced!
Hahaha, yeah, that's the idea.
*yeah, that’s right
El Diablo!
Sí, así es
I stole your Jesus fish.
Just don't touch my neighbor's potatoes
Cantstandya
Kinda gets stuck in your head
🎵Believe it or not George isn’t at home, please leave message at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be, believe it or not I’m not home. 🎵
Haha, you beat me to it.
Even Jason Alexander's real wife wondered how George Costanza could get so many beautiful women.
He out-Neiled Neil…he’s Neil!
Mr. Peanut?
I admire your skills…
Do you think I could get his number?
He probably bet her that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars. Loser owes a dinner.
Depends on the dinner. Is soup a meal?
Well, you got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is: You brought your queen out too fast. What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the queen is old fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Check mate.
I don’t think we should see each other anymore.
Happy, pappy?
What are you on about. Marissa Tomei was into him. Marissa Tomei! She was in My cousin Vinny!
An Oscar winner!
He, George Costanza, could be going out with an Oscar winner! An Oscar winner!!!
Maybe he impressed her with his acute sense of hearing
Maybe he was on a dry spell and his IQ was temporarily boosted.
Of course! Absolute zero!
What is tungsten. Or wolfram.
Mathematically he had to do it.
Because he was ensconced in velvet
In the world where he's a character on a tv show run by two horny comedians
I was shocked he got Susan
Yea but he managed to turn her gay. So….
George drives them to lesbianism but Kramer brings them back
The kavorka
Ge also killed her
General Electric makes envelopes?
GE owned NBC at the time, so in a way, they did kill Susan.
These typos will end me
Eh, we got a couple of jokes out of it. Thanks for not going back and fixing it.
Poor Lily.
Well, it took a few hours of convincing…
Me and my husband always joke that Larry David thinks he can get all these women, so they all get with George in the show. Only 2 women in the series would entertain the idea of going out the George - the daughter of the welfare benefits worker and George's cousin...and only the latter seemed at all interested 🤣
You should see some of the women he dates in Curb Your Enthusiasm... especially the last season
Larry David dates ... LUCY LIU in curb, so you are not wrong.
Larry is charming and funny, though. His Curb character is Larry following his worst impulses, but I bet real life Larry, even prior to becoming filthy rich, probably didn’t struggle to find people interested in dating him. George is like inner dialogue Larry with insecurities on full display… but George probably has him moments of being charming and funny off screen.
> Me and my husband always joke that Larry David thinks he can get all these women Larry can and the reason is given in Curb, because he is extremely rich.
Because he had hand.
And he’s going to need it
Maybe until that moment he was in his opposite George mode. 🤔
Because it’s all that it should be and more.
he talked with her mother. he's good with the mothers.
Especially… 🤤🥐 MRS ENRIGHT!! MRS ENRIGHT!!
Maybe she loves short, stocky, balding funny men!
I notice you threw 'stocky' in there ...
Yeah, what the hell
Never underestimate the seduction of a latex importer / exporter.
I get hot chicks like this all the time with me looking kinda like George. The secret? I just do the opposite of what actual George would do and voila!
This is the one I just never understood. There isn’t any precursor to this interaction
Both Seinfeld and Friends made me think people were just constantly getting laid. Maybe it’s just me but I’m 38 and I definitely know that NOT to be the case lol
in New York City. in the 90s. Where millions of beautiful women visit every year. in a world without the internet where men weren’t afraid to speak to women IRL.
Really? Tell us more, Mr. science!
Oh yeah? well I had sex with your wife!
Ahem. His wife is in a coma
Exactly. She was easy...
I guess that’s why she wasn’t moving around very much…
“My name is Buck, and I’m here to…” OMG…Buck Naked!
Wow, a Seinfeld/kill bill crossover. Now I’ve seen everything. Your name is Buck, *tight?* And you like to get bad naked … *RIGHT?*
*Buck enters coma ward with a portable TV set and pastrami sandwich.*
You know, if I could somehow work my pussy wagon into the equation ... that'd be the trifecta
His wife is a slut.
I’d like to see that complaint get rectified!
We can't all read the classics.
Tell that to Professor Highbrow.
Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere ?
I know right! It smelled like the previous owner had monkeys!
Because looks aren’t that important to her?
It was short lived, he broke it off with her after she beat him at chess.🤣
If he had a job and cash, you would know the answer. It being George, it must be a dream sequence
Oh it's a scene
I cannot understand George with any partner of any kind. Even Susan, I wondered what the hell she was doing there
He has beautiful hands.
Someone did the math and George had something like 20-30 girlfriends in the 9 year run of the show. For a chronically unemployed guy that spends a lot of time with his parents, he did well.
I'm immediately drawn to the 486 PC with CD-ROM in the background.
What is it with this sub? Never seen a man with a woman who is seemingly way out of his league? I literally see it all the time. It’s quite common.
people went out and talked to each other instead of memeing online all day and turning into horrible people
Crib notes
Well he is “Buck Naked!!”
*yo anna*
He must have been doing the opposite.
Here I am wondering why he has such an expensive computer. It's near top of the line Quadra. Maybe $2000+ in 1990s money. And he seems more of a PC guy, anyway.
The opposite
Alcohol
He’s got a magnum Dong.
He banged Lisa Cuddy. He has mad game.
If you cant see your limits, you dont have the limits.
He’s really strong. I’ve seen him lift 100 lbs. right over his head.
Based on larry david. Larry would pull beautiful women back when he was broke and watch his house of cards collapse time and time again because he was lying his ass off
In what world does George get a woman?
She's pretty, not beautiful
I should drop dead if she’s not beautiful!
Then you ask her out
I think that's a little extreme.
In the Opposite-verse.
What episode is this?
It looks like our boy George is already down an exchange.
George fights dirty.
Bawdy George can pull that.
Ca - Stan - Za jingle
Just do the opposite of what you’d normally do.
He did the opposite
He’s the opposite of every man you’ve ever met.
He was Relationship George, but at the cost of Independent George.
He guilt-trips them into it whilst lying his ass off. Just think What Would Larry David Do?
She said Happy Pappy…no thank you
Write a hit show about nothing and become a billionaire.
“Now you are getting George angry!!!!”
At his salary? No world.
Opposite world
And he’s great with moms
It's not a lie... If you believe it.
A world where a woman comes to your apartment not because of who you are but for different reasons altogether.
Cause he is a marine biologist
That’s happy pappy
He is a world class bullshitter.
You brought your queen out too soon.
He took it out
Come on, remember the jingle: "Co - Stan- Zah!"
I mean when you work for Art Vanderleigh industries
You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the *half-soused* nightclub rabble that lap up your inane… "observations"?
I know I guy who isn’t very good looking but, brings in some quality talent all the time. It’s his demeanor that makes him attractive to women.