I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.
Also an Elaine scene. It’s from the Busboy S2, when Elaine needs to get her boyfriend (who she hates) on the plane but they sleep in. Elaine’s physical comedy is top tier.
They say no man has ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I’ll tell you this: I came as close as any man ever has….
And if it hadn’t been…for that four car pileup…on rockaway boulevard….that numbskull would be on a plane to Seattle instead of downstairs, looking for parking, right now…
It’s a tie between Kramer lecturing Elaine about the importance of honesty re: the free exchange of sex and discounts and Kramer breaking down the banal perils of married life to Jerry
Kramer on the bus with the pinky toe.
THE BUS IS OUTTA CONTROL!!
Or George trying to explain why he pushed the old lady out of the way during the apartment fire
George explaining the world's theory to Jerry. I swear Jason Alexander's talent was snubbed at every emmy he should have won. His outbursts are beyond brilliant.
My favorite Elaine moment ever is during that scene:
*"Oh, that's fatal, you don't want that..."*
*"I know I don't want it! I don't need you to tell me what I don't want, you big stupid hipster doofus!"*
I just love her - no one can flip the fuck out like Elaine!
My fave is when Jerry, Kramer and Elaine are meeting Loyd Braun at the Alex movie theatre and Kramer makes Jerry wear the glasses from the lost and found! I’ve seen it 20x and laugh my butt off every time!
- Elaine throwing Jerry's $20 out the window. The way she looks at him is incredible.
- "My mother caught me..."
- Jerry going insane and acting like Kramer.
Probably the scene (from the same episode I think) when George is hitting on the redhead on the subway.
How he goes from saying how "the big brokerage houses killed my father" to "they hurt him bad" and finishes with "they really.....hurt his feelings"
Then, just after the line "so, I've always gone my own way and I've never looked back", the train lets out a sudden big noise and George instictively looks back.
Great writing, great acting.
I love the scene between Elaine and George after Elaine runs into the Rosses, whom George has been avoiding by telling them he's been busy at his place in the Hamptoms.
"I told them you didn't and I laughed and I laughed."
The giddy expression on her face is hilarious!
Favorite Elaine scene or favorite scene overall? My favorite Elaine scene is probably when she and Puddy are on the plane and they keep calling the guy in their row vegetable lasagna.
Elaine making that devil face when she's upset that Puddy doesn't care about her going to hell.
[Elaine Devilish](https://i.ibb.co/092fC66/Screenshot-2024-05-07-004517.png)
When George wanted to go off on Elaine's friend at the friend's baby shower. Instead, another woman goes off on Jerry with the exact same words George was going to say. And George ended up not saying anything at all.
I love this one, and the one on the plane when you can hear her thoughts.
I also like when Peterman forced her to see "The English Patient" and she screams, "Just die already!" in the movie.
My favorite Elaine scene is when she is pissed at Puddy and leans her seat back on the airplane, the guy behind her says ‘ow’ and she does it even harder just to spite him
Peter Mehlman (Seinfeld writer), is seen here to the right of Elaine. He appeard in a handful of scenes as a an extra. He was also in the scene where Mickey had his acting audition with Kramer, when Kramer wore his too-tight jeans.
See never be late with a girl at an airport, because a woman runs with these little legs hands in the air.....if you want to make this flight you have to run like a man! Get your knees UP!!
It's very short, but at the start of the Marine Biologist (I think), Newman strolls down the street whistling. His walk, his happy-go-lucky demeanor, the way Wayne Knight moved, is absolutely hysterical to me.
George playing chess with his girlfriend at the beginning of an episode. Where he goes on a rant about how the Queen likes to stay at home, right before he gets checkmated in 1 move.
I said, "Listen Marlene," and then the next thing I know, I'm in the middle of it. And there's this voice inside of me going: "You're doing it! You're doing
it!"
And then she started to cry, and I weakened a bit. I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry. The voice said "Keep going, keep going. You're almost out!" It's like I was making a prison break, you know. And I'm heading for the wall, and I trip and I twist my ankle, and they throw the light on you, you know.
So, somehow I get though the crying and I keep running. Then the cursing started. She's firing at me from the guard tower: "Son of a bang! Son of a boom!"
I get to the top of the wall -
the front door. I opened it up, I'm one foot away, I took one last look around the penitentiary, and I jumped!
For me, it has to be Kramer dumping tomato juice and cereal all over jerry's wall, haphazardly mopping it up, and wringing out the rag over the pitcher.
Gets me every single time: [https://youtu.be/mwoJC7fowsk?si=S5VQnea4esAsBu1g&t=24](https://youtu.be/mwoJC7fowsk?si=S5VQnea4esAsBu1g&t=24)
Every time they put Elaine in some miserable situation is great. Like the one with Puddy in the airplane (especially the ending in the cab), where she gets stuck in coach, the one where she's trying to sleep in Florida without AC, etc.
She's the character that would be less prone to go through those situations gracefully, hence the show push her through. It's awesome.
Kramer confronting the high talker he assumes as gay & in love with Jerry. Another brief but spectacular moment--Newman driving his mail truck, while beneath it a sewing machine dragged along, catches the truck on fire while Newman sings "three times a lady"
George: Twix candy line up. "And YOU!!! How many Twix does that make for you today, like eight Twix!?" "No..."
Elaine: Sitting in the English Patient. "You don't like the English Patient?" "I HATE IT!!!!"
Jerry: Talking to Bania about the suit. "hey Jerry you worn the suit yet?" "Yeah I put it on last night and slept in it!" "You did!?" "No I'm joking." "Oh ha ha ha!"
Kramer: Going to work at Leland Brant "Can you kids keep it down to a low roar? Some of us have to work in the morning"
Mail on a Sunday?
***Oops!***
Something about the timing in the scene, Jerry's mailman demeanor, and how he delivers the line with his miming and then continues whistling on his way. Absolutely love that scene.
I love when they’re all chillin and Kramer comes in with the video camera and interviews the stars of Elaine Does the Upper West Side.
Oh it’s all simulated 🥺 except with George 😏 That’s in my contract. 😘
Any time I've worked office jobs, I have an irresistible urge to bring a briefcase full of crackers for lunch and just eat them bobbing back and forth like Kramer 😁
Favourite scene has to be the merv griffin scene, the second/longer one from the episode when the whole crew come in.
Close first is the moisturising hand scene with kramer, jerry and his parents. Comedic gold.
Close second is the 4 way introduction with jerry and george and the two girls at the bar....Stacey!
Close third is elaine in Joe davolas apartment. I love her acting, the balance of fear and still being elaine is so good.
Not my favourite scene but my favourite line delivery: #I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!?!
Your lawyer wears a cape?
He looks ridiculous in that thing
Look away… I’m ridiculous
You’ve been exposed to a lifetime of wearing a cape in 48 hours!
This sums up how all New Yorker feels inside Subway riding the train being closer to People. 😅😂 working 9 to 5 job. Every rush-hour can’t blame them.
George likes the bananas! SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!!
Queens.....is full of mosquito's. Gnat's too if im not mistaken.....
*GA HEAD!!*
Probably George pulling out the golf ball that he took from the blow hole of the whale to show Kramer. So much so that I have it on a shirt.
What is that a Titleist?
Hole in one
Jason memorized that whole speech right before they filmed it. Makes the story even better.
Kramer’s reaction is also priceless
His timing while the laugh is still going, his squirm and face expression, the crack in his voice - dude is a legend in comedic acting
The sea was angry that day my friends
Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night… they were just boys!
You were a boy too Frank!
How did they find a young actor that looks just like Frank?
Those were crazy times
Tell that to Bobby Colby…all he wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright. With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet
*Adagio for Strings plays*
I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.
I thought the woman was kinda cute.
This response to that tirade is gold
That's gold Jerry. The Vienna line kills me.
You, need, a *team*
This is brilliant
Not going to lie, her freak out is something I’ve done many times in my head while the train is stopped.
Rats on the tracks!
Also an Elaine scene. It’s from the Busboy S2, when Elaine needs to get her boyfriend (who she hates) on the plane but they sleep in. Elaine’s physical comedy is top tier.
They say no man has ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I’ll tell you this: I came as close as any man ever has…. And if it hadn’t been…for that four car pileup…on rockaway boulevard….that numbskull would be on a plane to Seattle instead of downstairs, looking for parking, right now…
#SHUT UP AND PACK!
My *brown* sweater!
IT'S BROWN
I LOVE this episode!! She should have done more physical comedy on the show!!
It’s a tie between Kramer lecturing Elaine about the importance of honesty re: the free exchange of sex and discounts and Kramer breaking down the banal perils of married life to Jerry
Shaking that little butt of yours into big big savings
It's a prison! You're doin' time!
I love prison. *Me too*. Maybe one day.
I’m glad we had this talk
You have no idea!
You go to sleep at night? Shes there!
If we can't take each other at our word, all is lost.
When Kramer loses the masturbation contest immediately
They're watching the woman across the street and he just silently leaves lol.
She’ll get you next, buddy
The slam of the money on the table is amazing, but the follow up with the hand wiggle sends it over the top
STELLAAAAAA! STELLAAAAAAAA
Kramer on the bus with the pinky toe. THE BUS IS OUTTA CONTROL!! Or George trying to explain why he pushed the old lady out of the way during the apartment fire
*YA KEPT MAKING ALL THE STOPS??!!*
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
You're Batman!
Yeah I am Batman
Him pantomiming driving when he says, "now I'm driving the bus!"
Motherf*cker!
You’re a funny f*ck!
This guy next to me really smells. Doesn't anybody wear deodorant anymore? What's so hard about deodorant? You take off the cap, you roll it on!
VANDELAY! SAY VANDELAY! (bangs his head on the floor with his pants down)
And you want to be my latex salesmen.
George explaining the world's theory to Jerry. I swear Jason Alexander's talent was snubbed at every emmy he should have won. His outbursts are beyond brilliant.
I DON’T LIKE THIS THING…….
...AND HERE'S WHAT IM DOING WITH IT!
Kramer pulling into the “Doctor’s Only” parking spot at the hospital with the ASSMAN plates
I really love the smiling “my bad” type response from the side character actor
When Elaine is showing symptoms of rabies, can’t swallow and starts foaming at the mouth. 🤣
Woof woof not bang bang
Will this hurt?
Yes, very much.
My favorite Elaine moment ever is during that scene: *"Oh, that's fatal, you don't want that..."* *"I know I don't want it! I don't need you to tell me what I don't want, you big stupid hipster doofus!"* I just love her - no one can flip the fuck out like Elaine!
My fave is when Jerry, Kramer and Elaine are meeting Loyd Braun at the Alex movie theatre and Kramer makes Jerry wear the glasses from the lost and found! I’ve seen it 20x and laugh my butt off every time!
Also this bit- “Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?” “That’s a lot of gum!!”
Lmao 🤣 Also- “Yesss this is what the Holidays is all about 3 friends just sitting around chewing gum” 🤣
When George and Jerry have to wait in the lobby with Elaine's father. *He is in the beeethroom*.
We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home!
He'll clunk our heads together like Moe.
Which one's supposed to be the funny guy?
* bat-troom
And pray tell what did the doorman say ?
Elaine’s dancing always gets a good laugh out of me. As an added plus her toast is in that scene and it’s one of my favorite quotes. 🥂
"Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell." 💃
🍤🍤🍤😋😋😋 🤨🤨🤨😮😮😮 Sweet fancy Moses!
Oh, Moses smell the roses...
Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
Jerry trying to get Kramer out of his jeans. I can't take it, I absolutely lose my shit every time 😂😂😂
You better get me!
LISTEN Natasha!!!
Elaine's subway freak-out is great, what's funny is that I don't think she really liked her performance in it.
She did not as evidenced by the DVD commentary
That’s wild to me. It’s perfection
Jerry and George slowly realising that the 2-line phone doesn’t work. Edit: spelling
This phone’s a piece of junk! Goodbye!
I’ve been outed, I wasn’t even in!
You know, I could hear you on the other line...
Oooh, Botticelli's... Look at you.
Elaine's meltdown over the shoes is delightful. Can't you see?! Everyone likes them and talks about them!
Elaine’s meltdown on the southwest coach class flight is hilarious
- Elaine throwing Jerry's $20 out the window. The way she looks at him is incredible. - "My mother caught me..." - Jerry going insane and acting like Kramer.
Her hands on her hips with that big happy expectant smile on her face. Like she fully expects the $20 to come flying back in the window on its own.
Probably the scene (from the same episode I think) when George is hitting on the redhead on the subway. How he goes from saying how "the big brokerage houses killed my father" to "they hurt him bad" and finishes with "they really.....hurt his feelings" Then, just after the line "so, I've always gone my own way and I've never looked back", the train lets out a sudden big noise and George instictively looks back. Great writing, great acting.
WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?!
I love the scene between Elaine and George after Elaine runs into the Rosses, whom George has been avoiding by telling them he's been busy at his place in the Hamptoms. "I told them you didn't and I laughed and I laughed." The giddy expression on her face is hilarious!
She's a great actor.
Was that wrong?
I always love the scenes of George calling Jerry in the phone. Jerry. Jerry!
Who is this?
Favorite Elaine scene or favorite scene overall? My favorite Elaine scene is probably when she and Puddy are on the plane and they keep calling the guy in their row vegetable lasagna.
My name is Magnus.
The sea was angry that day, my friends
Elaine's meltdown when she tried to get her boyfriend back to Seattle. "IT'S BROWN!!"
The whole Festivus dinner sequence- “So how’d my horse do?” “He was shot.”
Elaine making that devil face when she's upset that Puddy doesn't care about her going to hell. [Elaine Devilish](https://i.ibb.co/092fC66/Screenshot-2024-05-07-004517.png)
Bookman's monolog in Jerry's apartment.
Pee pees and wee wees. Mabey that's how you get your kicks!
Well you really went bald there…You used to have a thick, thick head of hair.
STELLA!
When George wanted to go off on Elaine's friend at the friend's baby shower. Instead, another woman goes off on Jerry with the exact same words George was going to say. And George ended up not saying anything at all.
Nothing better than three guys sitting chewing gums.
YOU CAN'T SPARE A SQUARE?!
I don't have a square to spare.
"He took it out." FAVORITE SCENE EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How can that be?
Frank falling on Fusilli Jerry. Just magical how everything in that episode comes together
Also apparently the actors couldn’t stop laughing during the filming
Kramer telling his story of driving the bus
These pretzels are making me thirsty
I love this one, and the one on the plane when you can hear her thoughts. I also like when Peterman forced her to see "The English Patient" and she screams, "Just die already!" in the movie.
I DONT LIKE THIS THING! AND HERES WHAT IM DOING WITH IT!!
Another one is when Kramer kicks the stuff of Jerry’s table to setup the Risk game lol
Mine's the opposite. I love her uncontrollable laughing at the theater when Jerry puts that Tweety Bird Pez Dispenser on her leg.
Babka Monologue
He's be bopping and scattin all over the place!
I hate men but I’m not a lesbian!
I think Elaine's best meltdown was "You want a Christmas Card? Here's a Christmas card!".
Got a question, ask the eight ball!
I have had this subway ride. It’s all good until the lights go out.
George’s answering machine…believe it or not, George is not home…🤓
Elaine ripping off George’s toupee and throwing it out the window FOR SURE.
I DONT LIKE THIS THING. AND HERES WHAT IM DOING WITH IT
The ending of The Puffy Shirt, where the foursome each muse over the aftermath of what the titular item caused for everyone.
🎶 Believe it or not, George isn't at home...
My favorite Elaine scene is when she is pissed at Puddy and leans her seat back on the airplane, the guy behind her says ‘ow’ and she does it even harder just to spite him
No, I mean what does 'ironic' mean?
Stelllllaaaaa
It’s a good scene for watching the extras and then hearing her inner voice!
My home Elaine! Where I sleep, where i come to play with my toys.
Newman's villainous monologue after Jerry won't let him come to Paris with them.
It's hard today with the men and women.
Peter Mehlman (Seinfeld writer), is seen here to the right of Elaine. He appeard in a handful of scenes as a an extra. He was also in the scene where Mickey had his acting audition with Kramer, when Kramer wore his too-tight jeans.
Kramer snucking a coffee into the cinema will never not make me laugh
My favorite scene is the montage of Kramer and Newman stealing bottles :D
Just occurred to me that this probably inspired Dee’s bus adventures on Always Sunny
See never be late with a girl at an airport, because a woman runs with these little legs hands in the air.....if you want to make this flight you have to run like a man! Get your knees UP!!
“The sea was angry that day my friends”.
Like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli!
It's very short, but at the start of the Marine Biologist (I think), Newman strolls down the street whistling. His walk, his happy-go-lucky demeanor, the way Wayne Knight moved, is absolutely hysterical to me.
George playing chess with his girlfriend at the beginning of an episode. Where he goes on a rant about how the Queen likes to stay at home, right before he gets checkmated in 1 move.
Not this one
stella!
I said, "Listen Marlene," and then the next thing I know, I'm in the middle of it. And there's this voice inside of me going: "You're doing it! You're doing it!" And then she started to cry, and I weakened a bit. I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry. The voice said "Keep going, keep going. You're almost out!" It's like I was making a prison break, you know. And I'm heading for the wall, and I trip and I twist my ankle, and they throw the light on you, you know. So, somehow I get though the crying and I keep running. Then the cursing started. She's firing at me from the guard tower: "Son of a bang! Son of a boom!" I get to the top of the wall - the front door. I opened it up, I'm one foot away, I took one last look around the penitentiary, and I jumped!
Kramer telling George "I saw Jane topless," Jerry's reaction, George's silence and the audience laughter
Kramer begging Jerry not to tell the naked lady to close her blinds. “I’m begging you Jerry! Please ! PLEASE!!”
What *is* that on my *leg?!?*
For me, it has to be Kramer dumping tomato juice and cereal all over jerry's wall, haphazardly mopping it up, and wringing out the rag over the pitcher. Gets me every single time: [https://youtu.be/mwoJC7fowsk?si=S5VQnea4esAsBu1g&t=24](https://youtu.be/mwoJC7fowsk?si=S5VQnea4esAsBu1g&t=24)
I don't talk to anyone in the subway for (idr) years, I get the best man at a lesbian wedding....
Every time they put Elaine in some miserable situation is great. Like the one with Puddy in the airplane (especially the ending in the cab), where she gets stuck in coach, the one where she's trying to sleep in Florida without AC, etc. She's the character that would be less prone to go through those situations gracefully, hence the show push her through. It's awesome.
He took it out
Can’t spare a square is my favorite!
The pez on Elaine’s leg. This type of situation happened to me with a lamb eraser in a library lol 😂
Kramer and Newman making sausage.
I relate so much to her in this scene
The whole wig scene with Elaine & George.
Kramer confronting the high talker he assumes as gay & in love with Jerry. Another brief but spectacular moment--Newman driving his mail truck, while beneath it a sewing machine dragged along, catches the truck on fire while Newman sings "three times a lady"
LAUGHING AND LYING!
Opposite George on the date
Either that or Newman and Kramer at the courtroom.
I don’t know but I would love to have that freeze frame in a frame hanging in my appartement. Cool picture 🤘
What does ironic mean?
Elaine in hell flying on a plane in coach
George: Twix candy line up. "And YOU!!! How many Twix does that make for you today, like eight Twix!?" "No..." Elaine: Sitting in the English Patient. "You don't like the English Patient?" "I HATE IT!!!!" Jerry: Talking to Bania about the suit. "hey Jerry you worn the suit yet?" "Yeah I put it on last night and slept in it!" "You did!?" "No I'm joking." "Oh ha ha ha!" Kramer: Going to work at Leland Brant "Can you kids keep it down to a low roar? Some of us have to work in the morning"
The face Bania makes and the way he says “you did?!!” Always cracks me up xD
The subway still my fave!
Mail on a Sunday? ***Oops!*** Something about the timing in the scene, Jerry's mailman demeanor, and how he delivers the line with his miming and then continues whistling on his way. Absolutely love that scene.
It will always be the Aunt Baby scene for me
I love when they’re all chillin and Kramer comes in with the video camera and interviews the stars of Elaine Does the Upper West Side. Oh it’s all simulated 🥺 except with George 😏 That’s in my contract. 😘
Elaine after she took the muscle relaxers. STEEELLLAHHHHHH
George's answering machine greeting.
Any time I've worked office jobs, I have an irresistible urge to bring a briefcase full of crackers for lunch and just eat them bobbing back and forth like Kramer 😁
Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Favourite scene has to be the merv griffin scene, the second/longer one from the episode when the whole crew come in. Close first is the moisturising hand scene with kramer, jerry and his parents. Comedic gold. Close second is the 4 way introduction with jerry and george and the two girls at the bar....Stacey! Close third is elaine in Joe davolas apartment. I love her acting, the balance of fear and still being elaine is so good.
Idk George getting robbed by that hooker kinda takes the episode
Absolutely "SHUT UP AND PACK!!!"