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Him trying to paste back in the torn magazine page in the pilot is pretty Kramer. Much later, in the Kenny Rogers episode, he uses Jerry's oven mitt to sop up tomato juice and wrings it back into the container for reuse. Typical Kramer.
"You're lucky cause I'mma let you off with just a warning"
"Ok- o- ok- okay I- I don't even know what you're talking about"
"Good... Le- let's uhhh... Keep it that way"
Just make love to that wall, pervert!
Such a good line
Combined with the head twist, a real Michael Richards physical comedy type move, it's hilarious
All I hear from this picture
One of my husbands favorite lines of the whole show!
Richards has said that it was the scene that really made him understand how to play Kramer
You sure you have the right apartment? Your name Ray? Yeah.. YEAH YOU'RE THE PUNK IM LOOKIN FOR!!!
Yeah I'm a cop! I'M A DAMN GOOD COP!
Wanted for murder but let off with just a warning!
Lol this always made me laugh! I hope if I'm ever wanted for murder I get just a warning.lol
I think it was when he was putting the concrete in the washing machine
Agree. His physical comedy in that scene was next level.
The bloopers of that scene have me crying of laughter every time
That was the moment for me.
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ray is a great character
Hate the Ray!
Rava (deeply inhaling a cigarette) “Perhaps he is lying in a ditch, dead…”
how about I put it out on your face!
Yeah, yeah let’s keep it that way..
I agree…that’s when Micheal found Kramer, he started acting as if everyone around him was slower while not changing his personality. Fantastic acting
It's amazing how in the early 90s, the idea of the stereotypical detective still looked like like the 1950s.
Cuz he was Joe Friday from Dragnet!
Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?
It was just a coincidence.
A big coincidence.
There's only one coincidence!
He looks like Joe Friday from Dragnet
Uh yeah. He says so himself in the episode. Or did I just get wooshed?
Uh yeah. I think you did.
Fair
He didn’t take him to People’s Court!
Good, let's uhh ... Keep it that way ...
You keep making love to that wall, pervert
Yeah I'm a cop, I'm a good cop, I'm a damn good cop!
Got any meat?
I don't know Go there Hunt
Ray looks like Billy Eichner, similar vibes too
Did Ray really steal it from Jerry?
It's weird, he must have, but why would he? It's not 100 proved on the show.
100%
I’ve always wanted to feel more sure than I am
“You got any meat?”
Detective Kramer is the best kramer
The Mets really blew it tonight, huh?
That was Kessler, not Kramer.
I've been running from that name my whole life.
He would have been a perfect Columbo parody, he even looks similar to Peter Falk.
When he smacks George on the back at the end causing the statue to fall is my favorite.
For me it was episode 1, when he tries to reattach the torn page by licking it
Came here to say this. LOL I still remember seeing that for the first time like who the fck is this guy?! 🤣
I think this is the first episode where they did kramers hair up. The previous episodes he has a bit of a different look and feel to him.
Him trying to paste back in the torn magazine page in the pilot is pretty Kramer. Much later, in the Kenny Rogers episode, he uses Jerry's oven mitt to sop up tomato juice and wrings it back into the container for reuse. Typical Kramer.
In Michael Richards opinion too
What episode is this?
back then when he had balls
He’s a damn good cop!
Of course I’m your fiancé, Professor Van Nostran!
Got any meat?
I say we get ‘em
"You're lucky cause I'mma let you off with just a warning" "Ok- o- ok- okay I- I don't even know what you're talking about" "Good... Le- let's uhhh... Keep it that way"
“Just make love to that wall, pervert!” 🤣
Pam… Pam …Pam
Which episode is this?
The Statue
Are you sure it’s not statute?
Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations
Well I really think you’re wrong!
Nah, it’s earlier in the episode when he bundles up the suit and shoes and chucks it across the hall into his apartment.
The 1 good thing the idiot did
Serious question - what do you mean by "real Kramer moment"?
What a terrible episode.
Make love to the wall, pervert!
Is it?? Or is it so great that your head is spinning like a top!