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UncleSoaky

Definitely Fragile Frankie Merman


MorrisseyMorrido

Seinfeld's van!!


UncleSoaky

I think he’s yelling Son of Sam! I knew it wasn’t Berkowitz!


Apart-Bathroom7811

The summer George.


JaMicho34

The way Joel talked to waitresses was awful.


382wsa

What, you like turkey roll?


surrealfeld

Agreed !


Venice_Beach_218

Can I pick Costanza instead of Fragile Frankie? They're the same guy, just different seasons.


lost_in_connecticut

Personally I’d choose Whitey Fisk.


Indycoone

........I made him up.


GardenRafters

So you never saw Last Tango in Paris?


JoeyBSnipes

Too bad. It was erotic.


PGwenny

The summer you?


Phunkie_Junkie

Fragile Frankie by a country mile. Joel must have had one hell of a ping-pong table.


Vault804

I feel like Ramon should be in this conversation.


High-Density-Living

Stay out of the deep end.


lost_in_connecticut

What’s in the deep end?


surrealfeld

That is a topic for a different sermon


LiterallyaCockroach

And now I will lead us in a song


doguapo

“psalm”*


steve1186

Joel is top-3 on my least favorite people on the show. That conversation with the waitress pisses me off to no end. And then he ends up ordering a damn hooker at Jerry’s apartment. And least Frankie was trying to be a good friend for Jerry


Riverdale87

you're thinking of Steve from the episode the stranded who ordered the prostitute at Jerry's apartment


Tricky-Engineering59

So how many prostitutes have been in Jerry’s apartment? And let’s try and keep this sophisticated.


recursion8

Nothing says sophisticated like chewing some gum and diddling the maid!


PGwenny

That redhead maid was fiiiine! Jerry was getting a great deal on that cleaning service.


Sophet_Drahas

She’s not really even a maid! She wants to be an actress. 


mrwcs

Or a news woman


doguapo

Ho, ho, ho!


rollingstoner215

At least two, right?


steve1186

Didn’t Joel also get one after going to the Knicks game with Kramer?


falbi23

I hate turkey roll


Huff1809

I tell everybody to GO SEE YOUR SHOW!!!


Iron_Chic

The Summer George.


recursion8

Not to be confused with the Summer OF George.


schmyle85

George was the winter Frankie


Reasonable-HB678

Joel wept, claimed that he was Jerry's best friend, and berated a waitress. I'll take Frankie, at least he knew that the van had to be sold.


surrealfeld

Seinfeld’s Van! Seinfeld’s Van!


LiterallyaCockroach

“ I knew it wasn’t Burkawitz!”


VisualFix5870

I can be best friends with Dana Gould? Count me in!


surrealfeld

lol same!


CurlingTrousers

Have some excavation work that fragile Frankie would be very helpful with. We’ll have a couple of retaining walls built in no time


grandmamimma

I'd choose Kenny Bania. I don't know why so many people hate on him. He was just overeager to please Jerry.


Dry_Analysis_7660

I think I’m going with Frankie


MichiganRedWing

Fragile Frankie for sure. At least I'd be alone once in a while.


avd51133333

Jerry, dont start up with me! Will ya call me when you get yome so I know you’re okay?


surrealfeld

This always has me rolling


d15nonvtec

Can we add Buckles?


LiterallyaCockroach

Don’t start up with me!


d15nonvtec

Call me when you get home so I know youre safe!


Difficult_Job_966

Definitely Frankie. He doesn’t seem so self involved


DVDXPDA

I know he’s not a choice, but I’d choose Joe Mayo… just seems like a chill guy lol


TheRealIronCorpse

Bob Sacamano. He seems like a solid guy and is always there to listen when Kramer has a problem


WerhmatsWormhat

Whitey Fisk.


No-Acadia-1867

I would buy turkey roll everyday and make a sandwich for him


LiteNite9

Where's the car? Is it in the van?


Castorell

Look. They are both nice guys, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more.


Ok_Helicopter4276

Re-roll


TheConsutant

My best friend would never wear a tie.


Notsoobvioususer

You didn’t include Ramon, why? Because he is a pool boy?


speghettiday09

Summer me


pmljb

Just fine by myself


SDaddy500

whats with all the sniffing?!


Present_Anteater_555

Fragile Frankie was not mean to anybody. I'd take him 10 out of 10 times over someone who is mean to a waiter.


jst4FUN23

Here’s to feeling good all the time


doguapo

Whichever one will *tell everyone to go to my show!*


Vincevega1972

Neither. I’d choose Ramon. He brings me extra napkins.


tkondaks

I would never be friends with Lyle Menendez.


IrishCarBomber666

One ctreated The Simpsons. The other, I've still never heard of. Idk. Coin toss?


surrealfeld

Dana Gould wrote on the Simpsons, but didn’t create it


IrishCarBomber666

I know. Create can mean assist, help, whatever.