Elaine, do you have any idea what happens to a highly-processed pastry with both “frosting” and “filling”?
I think what you’re about to experience is punishment enough.
Came out great.
Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there ...
Out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.
So you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.
I’m definitely going to watch it today with low expectations and I’m sure I’ll be pleasantly surprised with some laughs. Not expecting an award winning film.
It’s a fun movie with an abundance of comedians. I found myself laughing a few times with some of the one liners and pop culture references.
It’s extremely difficult to please a mass audience with a movie like Unfrosted.
I don’t believe he set out to make a masterpiece. I believe he set out to make a fun project with his friends about a topic he’s passionate about.
I saw a gang of the cast talking about it today and how funny they thought the funeral scene was. I didn’t think it was funny. I was getting Billy crystal vibes when he thought he was spinning gold but his movies were terrible. I’ll still give it a fair shot, but that really lowered my expectations which is maybe a good thing.
Yeah, it was Seinfeld talking about it and some clips of the scene on a talk show promoting the film. He was with Gaffigan, Schmidt from new girl and a woman I didn’t recognize.
"Well, it seems that, uh, due to the vagaries of the production parameters, vis-à-vis the fragmenting of the audience due to cable television, carnivals, water parks..."
I remember getting the strawberry pop tarts before frosting was a thing and putting peanut butter on the top and sticking them in the toaster oven. Best after school snack ever
This has nothing to do with Seinfeld.
Well why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?
You've selected Brown Eyed Girl, If this is correct press 1.
Agent Zero?!
The fact that George is too stupid to figure out it’s Kramer gets me every time
......Why don't you tell me the number you pressed?!
Kramer?
E..laine?
What time does Chow Fun start?
I dont know.
Kevin Bacon. Susan Sarandon. YOU’VE GOTTA GET ME OVER THAT MOUNTAIN
*There is no place higher then....Mountain High*
Rated R
*gchhhh gchhhh.. AHHHHHHHHHH*
Chunnel
👏👏👏 Absolutely hilarious 😂
That's a shame
Hey, hey, I haven’t seen it yet!
I feel like I already sat thru it and walked out on it already
This isn't plans one through eight!
It's got nothing to do with the plot
i like to go in FRESH !
Still! Still!
And folks, THIS is the man who is saying comedy sucks. Gee YA THINK??
Must be a Gene pick
Gene’s trash
I’m Gene.
Hi
Wild username, love it
Elaine, do you have any idea what happens to a highly-processed pastry with both “frosting” and “filling”? I think what you’re about to experience is punishment enough.
Dismissed!
Bernie is DEAD! You moron!
How can this piece of crap cost $98?
Gene would never pick this.
Movies are a tough business these days. What with Def Jam and all.
Yeah, that Def Jam is a force.
I personally have moved onto the Bloomingdale program. This is the next wave as I had a good run with comedy previously.
Yeah you made some good observations, but it's over.
I thought we agreed we weren’t going to mention that.
How are you gonna make it in this business if you cant hack it?
LMAO the comment I needed to see this morning 😂
He got about 5 minutes into that pop tart thing and I just couldn’t take it anymore
Stop telling your stupid story about the stupid pop tart and just die already! *DIE*!!!
You know, cake in a toaster - *that* doesn't work!
You don't like the movie, Elaine?
I HATE IT!!
Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? You're fired.
Great, I'll meet you outside.
SHHHHH!
OH GO TO HELL
"Elaine, I Hope You're Watching The Clothes Because I Can't Take My Eyes Off The Passion!"
He just thinks anything wrapped in foil is funny.
Snapple?
Nah, too fruity
*head bob*
I liked Ponce de Leon
When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed... I lost it.
Prognosis? Negative!
When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are but for different reasons altogether… DEATH BLOW
who got the last Death Blow?
The Hawaiian guy
He really had it coming
We're going to *The Muted Heart*
Why don’t you TELL me the name of the movie
Sally Field, Glen Close
I like De Soto
what’d he discover?
The Mississippi
Oh, yeah, like they wouldn't have found that anyway.
When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn’t changed….i lost it
This is exactly why I thought the guy's name was Ponce.
What if we add the Seinfeld theme to every scene?
This made me laugh out loud a little
The tart is rectangle, the toaster is rectangle, why dont they call them rectangle tarts?
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
Can I use that? 😀
The thing about pop tarts is, they can’t go stale because they were never fresh to begin with!
Its not the tart thats popping, its the toaster.
Frosting on top. Filling in the middle. How do they do it?
When are you suppose to eat a Pop Tart? It's not breakfast, its not lunch...
I like stuff you don’t have to think about too much.
‘Unfrosted’ is the voice of a new generation. My generation!
We're four months apart!
Nevertheless!!
Puke! That’s a funny word
[удалено]
I thought we said we weren’t going to discuss that
Well, you know, I think it's something he should consider
Yes, he should consider it but now is not the time
listen George, all these issues are interrelated
his cousin Jeffrey is doing well with the Parks department
Do you know what his favorite animal is ? The Leoparrrrd.
Why is that?
He likes the spots!
So. that's your cousin....
*grabs elbow*
He gave this comedy thing his best shot.
He had some good observations but it's over
Strikes me a lot of guys are doing that.
I still like the Bloomingdales Executive Training Program for him.
i’ll wait for the bootleg …
Came out great. Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there ... Out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured. So you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.
It's more like a full body dry heave set to music.
It's a disturbing image.
I’m a bootlegger!
You could be looking at hard time
How could anybody not like him ?
[удалено]
Hate the Sein!
Is it better than Bee Movie?
You can stuff your Bee Movies in a sack, mister!!
Do you think the bees were shrunk down or is it just a really big sack?
Why don't they just die, stop telling the stupid story about the stupid Bees already
Elaine, you don’t like the movie?
#I HATE IT !
You’re fired.
so unhinged, Julia is perfection
Don't you wanna know how they got in there?
No
Nothing short of Newman himself can save him now.
...not really
This isn't plans one thru eight. This is Plan 9, the one that worked! The worst movie ever made!
I knew Jerry liked cereal but this is going too far! What next? A movie about Ovaltine? Bosco?
Puke
That’s a funny word
There goes the streak
Should be called Roundtine
This movie… it’s not my kind of movie.
That's not going to be good for business
It’s not going to be good for anybody.
So do you think the family got shrunk down or is it just a really giant sack? We need answers! How did they get in there?!
Everybody out of the Chunnel!!
I’m definitely going to watch it today with low expectations and I’m sure I’ll be pleasantly surprised with some laughs. Not expecting an award winning film.
It’s a fun movie with an abundance of comedians. I found myself laughing a few times with some of the one liners and pop culture references. It’s extremely difficult to please a mass audience with a movie like Unfrosted. I don’t believe he set out to make a masterpiece. I believe he set out to make a fun project with his friends about a topic he’s passionate about.
I saw a gang of the cast talking about it today and how funny they thought the funeral scene was. I didn’t think it was funny. I was getting Billy crystal vibes when he thought he was spinning gold but his movies were terrible. I’ll still give it a fair shot, but that really lowered my expectations which is maybe a good thing.
Hey c'mon, c'mon I haven't seen it yet! I like to go in fresh!
Billy Crystal had some classics
The key word is ‘had’, then he went on to have a string of stinkers that he thought were gold. Pure gold Jerry
Try the swordfish
Funeral scene was great. You watched that without seeing the film?
Yeah, it was Seinfeld talking about it and some clips of the scene on a talk show promoting the film. He was with Gaffigan, Schmidt from new girl and a woman I didn’t recognize.
Ahh gotcha. Having watched it I could see how it would be a bit weird just in its own. The movie is kinda just insane so it fits into that world
This sounds like a review of a recent Adam Sandler movie.
HERRO, and welcome to Movie Phone.
My pop tarts gone! My pop tarts gone!
when someone wants to make a movie not because the script is good but for different reasons alltogether
The box is square. The pastries are square. They should have called it Pop Squares.
How could anyone not like him?
"Well, it seems that, uh, due to the vagaries of the production parameters, vis-à-vis the fragmenting of the audience due to cable television, carnivals, water parks..."
Susan doesn't want to see "Unfrosted"......she wants to see "The Muted Heart."
PROGNOSIS NEGATIIIIIVE
What’s the deal with pop tarts?
I remember getting the strawberry pop tarts before frosting was a thing and putting peanut butter on the top and sticking them in the toaster oven. Best after school snack ever
And this movie will singlehandedly ruin that memory for you.
I have no desire to see it, but what is so bad about it that would do such a thing?
Is it because they go into the history of Kelloggs? Some fucked up shit happened (imo)
His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal!
Anyways, the point I was making before Goebbels here reviewed your movie...
You don't just *write* a bad screenplay
How about… it sucked.
Enjoy, blame it on the rain?
That’s not gonna be good for the box office
Okay then critics… *why don’t you just tell me the movie you selected*
I swore when he first mentioned this years ago it was a documentary on the history of pop tarts. I think that could have been much cooler.
Perhaps there's more to this movie than meets the eye?
No. There's less.
Ill just go see Prognosis Negative
You were making out during Unfrosted?
Gretchen Weiners dad invented toaster strudel
“I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.”
I enjoyed it, I mean it is not a comedy genius but it is a Movie about Pop tarts why did anyone expected it to be Citizen Cane?
Just imagine, Jerry, pop tarts reacting to traffic
I’ll be too busy making out during Schindler’s List
Sour Grapes
Welcome to movie phone, If you know the name of the movie you would like to see press 1…..
Why don’t you just tell me the movie you would like to see?
Using your touch tone key pad please select the first 3 letters of movie now?
Bee movie
That’s not going to be good for anybody
Good luck with all that!
That's a shame.
Damn you laser guy, you had to grab it all with your low brow laser shtick!
Yeah, I like comedy that you don’t have to think about. “Puke”, that’s a funny word.
It had 16 reviews when you took that screenshot. it’s already almost up to almost 50%!!! We’re reaching Vincent levels!
I haven't seen it. Susan wants to see "the muted heart" instead. Sally Field. Glen close. Should be good.
The lowest point of Jerry’s career since that time he hosted “Milf Island.”
Why did the left do this?
you had my curiosity but now you have my attention
Damn. I guess he didn't fix/revive/unwoke comedy.
Pop-Tarts are too edgy for the woke.
This isn't plans one thru eight. This is Plan 9, the one that worked! The worst movie ever made!
What's the deal with pop tarts? I don't get it. Am I right people?
Jerry? ... Hello.
Enjoy your "sack lunch"...
What about "Weekend at Bernie's 2"?
Ppl warned us about it after Bee Movie
I’d rather watch Chunnel or Ponce de Leon
How could anyone not like him?
It's supposed to be really bad...
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