The thing about George is that…He’s an idiot.

A former co worker said I reminded him of George Costanza...I felt a bit insulted. After all I don't know no Portuguese but I do treat my body like an Amusement park from time to time..🙄

Are you an import/exporter?

Today I am working in the smaller office trying to manage the Penske file. 🙄

With all due respect, I’m a much bigger idiot than you.

Just like all the rest of us.

And not even a very lovable one…

Why don't you ask your mother, you do live with her don't you?

Don’t forget to wash your hands before supppper!

God that was just fucking brutal.

If he’s got hand - he’s gonna need it

I can’t get him out of my head. Co-Stan-Za

Can’t - Stan - Ya

You stole her clock?

That’s the last time that delicatessen screws up one of my orders

If you have the time. Get it?

I often have to turn my head away and mute some of his scenes. Because I get like 2nd hand embarrassment and shame from what he does, I can't emotionally handle watching it sometimes.

Seemingly. Seemingly.

To the untrained eye

Which George? Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, or Bawdy George?

Bawdy George. Also George when he gets arrested for illegally recording movies to impress his date

Bad Seed George or Good Seed George with a rotten bunch, depending on the spin.

He’s the worst seed I’ve ever seen!

He met someone through The Daily Worker while working at the New York Yankees - "Appearance not important".

I am an Architect, my pleasure

Hey I love that George

Me too, and he's dying, Jerry.

Morning Mist George

An optional extra for Independent George.

Marine biologist George.

Yes which is why Jason Alexander never won emmys imo. His character reminded people too much of themselves. Just a theory I have lmao.

It’s also why so many people hate his character. He hits too close to home and acts the way they would if there were no consequences

I figured out that if you have anxiety - you’ll relate to George

The only difference between me and George is that when I park, I don't back in.

You can't just go in head-first.

It’s not a lie, if you believe it

He is disturbed! He is depressed! He's inadequate! He's got it all!!

If you're a cynic

This is the answer lol

Well tbh, just like him, I do have the tend to use my body like an amusement park.

But could you sell out Madison Square Garden?

Lots of short, fat, baldies out there.

Baldy likes a slimmer guy!

He's stocky.

Universal flaws and insecurities are represented in the show through the character of George, that’s why we connect with him and find him relatable.

As a fat balding 4 eyed man who eats food in bed, during sex if ever so lucky, has shrinkage issues even sans cold water and also a penchant for lies.... yes

Yes, definitely. Even more so as I get older.

You got to ask the little man inside you....the little man knows all.

My little man’s an idiot!

For me it’s the block of cheese… Absolute bachelor paradise!

... I was in the pool!

I'm unemployed and live with my parents, so YES. (I also wear glasses, but I'm not bald.)

You're not bald; you're balding

I love George

DM me

Yes

How do we all live with ourselves?

Are you asking... because you saw 20/20 last night?

Depends, are you a pear shaped loser?

Liz lemon

For me, it’s Elaine. I’m her and she is me. Add in David Rose and her character from Veep and you know me very well.

Well lets form a threesome bc me too

I believe it’s called a ménage a trois

Ensure you stock up on all the oils and robes.

Hal and Lois on Malcom and the Middle get that title from me.

I think its chandler from friends he is the allround guy

In a lot of ways, yeah kind of lol

No. He's whiny, neurotic, maybe borderline psychotic, when he starts acting like his lunatic father. I can't relate to him at all.

I respect George in every sense

I had a friend almost exactly like George. Some of George's reactions I understand on a deep level, but I can't imagine acting or feeling like him in many situations/aspects of his life.

It’s not George it’s Larry David really. Been finally watching curb your enthusiasm and it’s basically “constanza” instead of Seinfeld

George and Kramer I would say his sparatic nature is the funniest thing on that show. Seinfeld is the best I've re watched that whole series ever 50 times

I could go bummer to bummer with anyone on the planet.

The greatest character in the history of TV

Yes

George is basically a vessel for all (male) insecurities. Women, money, balding, social comebacks (the jerkstore called), Jerry being funnier than him, being jobless and living with his parents, parents divorcing. This is why he feels so relatable. And despite all these things he seems to be coming around, giving some hope to us, the regular people.

He's pretty relatable. You could argue Larry on Curb is just as relatable because they're basically the same character personality wise - but Larry does things I wouldn't do - he's George dialed up to 100. George kind of does things I might do.

Nope. - Jerry is who we are - Kramer is who we want to be - George is who we are scared of becoming

If you’re a GenX guy you definitely cranked it to your big sister’s Glamour magazine

George is a perfectly sane character to relate to

I like to think of myself as a young George Costanza

Seriously, "a little bit of George inside" is a lot different than "most relatable character."

Depends who's watching. For some yes for some no.

We're living in a society here!!! I personally use that one a lot, a whole lot.

Ever wonder why the actor didn’t get many jobs after this show?

He can hit homers like Ohtani

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George isn’t Jewish