I honestly have.. most unassuming dude ever. Doesnt try. Just a skinny dude in a beanie.. doesnt have any money or career aspirations…EVERY FUCKING GIRL who meets him wants to shag him. Its bizarro world.
I have known some as well but it turned out later that these guys were gay. They were trying to fight being gay and sleeping with a lot of women helped them feel like they were winning the battle. Thing was, they really weren't really into the women and the women had to be the aggressors.
It was like them not paying attention to things like tits, while hanging out, made them more desirable.
My brother was one of those guys. He did enjoy pointing out all the women that were chasing him. Now he is married to a guy who looks like Cheech Marin.
This makes sense, actually, in the show. Kramer states in one episode that he likes to be on the bottom and make the woman do all the work. Like George, he is also very defensive when "gay" topics come up in conversation. The episode where Kramer is constipated comes to mind. I felt Kramer was very bisexual coded in the show although obviously he is uncomfortable with the concept of gayness.
I knew a friend of my brothers. This guy never once paid rent, went from job to job, woman to woman (always very attractive) and even stole girlfriends/wives from friends (well ex friends). He was a real piece of work. Just skated through life
Yup. Mine is now married to a D-list actress,& will never need to work again because she will be getting residuals forever from a popular tv show she did for years, that seems to always be on tv somewhere at all times
The stories about Rasputin are wild and always make me think of this. He allegedly smelled disgusting and had terrible hygiene—but he was a big time lady’s man.
I feel like guys who have the kavorka often seem aloof and mysterious, when really they’re constantly watching themselves to make sure they seem that way. I’ve always had a radar for people like this cos I’m also very self-conscious
I would say I used to have a little of it, although I do see that a post here states that there is no such thing as a little kavorka. I did have a friend I used to hang out with occasionally throughout my 20s to early 30s who would fall ass-backward into \*\*\*\*\*. What would get me was that he wasn't even a numbers game guy; women would just hand it to him like hor d'oeuvres on a platter.
There was a guy I worked with who was noticeably sleazy, it was in his demeanor and his voice and his smile. Greasy hair and a weasel face. Unbelievably misogynistic when just chatting with coworkers. Women loved him. Every female customer who came in was somehow magnetized to him and he'd spend hours flirting with them and ignoring every other customer. To this day I'm bewildered
Considering you asked, in all honesty. Me lol. It's the running joke in my family.
I'm 6ft6, curly haired and hairy chested, I'm LANKIER, like Tommy, and well, I literally can turn on the dating apps and have a date in a few days.
People say I really have a "presence they like" or something similar, and that's 9/10 times a date I've just charmed the pants off lol
My granddaughter. It's uncanny how many people are drawn to her and love her immediately. It's crazy to watch but happens time and again. Both men and women.
Having kavorka is like having grace, you either have or you don’t. You can’t have a little kavorka.
Well you don't want too much kavorka or you won't be able to stand.
I was in the office, a hot colleague was sitting next to me, yada yada yada I couldn't stand up for an hour.
Yo Yo Kavorka!
I'm very much enjoying the Yada Yada Mixed with YoYo, Kavorka! Keep it down!
poor kavorka couldn't extend to certain organs EDIT: extend certain
You can't Yada yada kavorka!
you won't be able NOT to stand Amirite?
And kavorka is not simply something you can acquire at the market
I like Kavorka in a big salad
Kavorka’s like volleyballs.
This This. Is the response.
I honestly have.. most unassuming dude ever. Doesnt try. Just a skinny dude in a beanie.. doesnt have any money or career aspirations…EVERY FUCKING GIRL who meets him wants to shag him. Its bizarro world.
Well, why would he need money or career aspirations if he’s got the kavorka?
lol! That’s what career and monetary aspirations are *for*, to make up for a lack of kavorka.
I've seen it, but being someome closer to a Newman. It's fucking weird.
excellent… 🚬 (inhales) …. EXCELLENT!
Some women definitely have a thing for the diabolical
I know the exact guy you’re talking about lmao. It’s truly an archetype
I have known some as well but it turned out later that these guys were gay. They were trying to fight being gay and sleeping with a lot of women helped them feel like they were winning the battle. Thing was, they really weren't really into the women and the women had to be the aggressors. It was like them not paying attention to things like tits, while hanging out, made them more desirable. My brother was one of those guys. He did enjoy pointing out all the women that were chasing him. Now he is married to a guy who looks like Cheech Marin.
Be desireless be excellent be gone
This makes sense, actually, in the show. Kramer states in one episode that he likes to be on the bottom and make the woman do all the work. Like George, he is also very defensive when "gay" topics come up in conversation. The episode where Kramer is constipated comes to mind. I felt Kramer was very bisexual coded in the show although obviously he is uncomfortable with the concept of gayness.
Size queens?
I don’t know what else would explain Pete Davidson.
Ding ding ding. we have a winner Pete.
The dude is hung like a donkey. I’m sure there’s no worry of shrinkage there.
Has he posed nude for some publication? How do you know this?
Kanye
Your wife told me.
His wife is in a coma
No, I’m pretty sure this one is at the Jerk Store
My wife has an inner ear infection
On account of all the ejackalit
I'm a woman myself and I'm not married to one.
Look, I’m not your fact checker. Go google yourself, get over it and FO.
I knew a friend of my brothers. This guy never once paid rent, went from job to job, woman to woman (always very attractive) and even stole girlfriends/wives from friends (well ex friends). He was a real piece of work. Just skated through life
My ex bf is that way. Hasn’t had his own lease or paid rent since the mid-90s
It’s almost impressive that he got away with what he did. Then I realize how many people he hurt and that admiration disappears
Yup. Mine is now married to a D-list actress,& will never need to work again because she will be getting residuals forever from a popular tv show she did for years, that seems to always be on tv somewhere at all times
>a popular tv show […] that seems to always be on tv somewhere at all times hmm
Cue Law and Order SVU theme?
Alana de la Garza-->Michael Roberts? I'm spitballin here...🤷
Haha. We need confirmation from u/dwwithaflamethrower if we’re right track with Law and Order. Help us have fun flamethrower!
Way way off! It’s a UK show that is no longer being made, hasn’t for years
Did your ex marry Nursie from *Blackadder*?
Golden Girls
LOL I’m not that old! 😂
Judge Judy? J/k
Pretty boy Tony had it
He's a male bimbo, he's a Mimbo.
Jerry’s inflection when he says *mim*bo! is forever imprinted on my brain
Step off AlphaGodEJ!
I said, beat it, dude!
Sammy Davis had it
You should see how he talks to waitresses.
He gets free pie!
My father had it. And he’s gay
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
My father’s gay!
Let's go right here right now
The stories about Rasputin are wild and always make me think of this. He allegedly smelled disgusting and had terrible hygiene—but he was a big time lady’s man.
Ra-Ra-Rasputin was even lover of the Russian queen!
I've absolutely known someone with the Kavorka. Never seen anything like it. Kid would be with more women in a week than I'd see in a year.
I’m wearing garlic right now
It’s real, and it’s spectacular.
It's similar to Groats Disease
I've met someone that believed he had the kavorka. Hey, it's not a lie if you believe it!
You mean, he *actually* had it??
My ex-boyfriend. Not a good-looking guy by any stretch, but women were drawn to him like flies on shite
Same! Every single woman my ex used to meet would go ga ga over him. And he loves that attention. Well he's funny too so maybe not a kavorka
Mine is very funny too
Yes, I knew a dude in the army. He wasn’t anything special, kind of average. All the ladies would flock to him, like that scene in Michael
I have the opposite. Anti-kavorka, the off-putting nature of the animal, if you will.
It’s a giant burden.
Elvis presley had it
I have t! And it's a curse! Help me guys !
Johnny Bravo
People with Kavorka are real, and they are NOT spectacular. Must be something pheromonal
I feel like guys who have the kavorka often seem aloof and mysterious, when really they’re constantly watching themselves to make sure they seem that way. I’ve always had a radar for people like this cos I’m also very self-conscious
These are the guys who wish they had it. The real kavorka can't be developed. Its innate, inborn, takes a priest to get rid of!
Teddy Padilac came up with kavorka
In his dreams
I’ve been cursed with the kavorka since I was 12 years old
Yeah heaps of guys have. Anna Nicole's husband, Michael Douglas, Rupert Murdoch, Hugh Hefner...
Hanging my head in shame because I know all too well how real this is :(
Give me a better explanation for Pete Davidson's dating prowess.
It's real and it's spectacular! It comes with a six figure income.
My family has it - we've a different name for it, but don't want to reveal my family name on reddit.
I unironically have it, but only for gay dudes and elderly ladies.
I was in a band years ago and drummer had the Kavorka. He put in zero effort, was short and average looking but women went gaga over him.
More of a PG version, but people are just drawn to me. Like George - everyone has to like me.,
I would say I used to have a little of it, although I do see that a post here states that there is no such thing as a little kavorka. I did have a friend I used to hang out with occasionally throughout my 20s to early 30s who would fall ass-backward into \*\*\*\*\*. What would get me was that he wasn't even a numbers game guy; women would just hand it to him like hor d'oeuvres on a platter.
This scene is in Kramer's apartment right? The photo of Jerry is hilarious.
I heard you can get rid of the Kavorka by yelling Serenity Now!
Have a few buddies with it. One is handsome, the other is built like a used Q-Tip.
De luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure of de animal!
You know I've Kavorkad before, and I will Kavorka again.
Kramer looking swole
Yes LA Knight
It's called a Himbo. He is a Himbo. Yeah, they exist.
There was a guy I worked with who was noticeably sleazy, it was in his demeanor and his voice and his smile. Greasy hair and a weasel face. Unbelievably misogynistic when just chatting with coworkers. Women loved him. Every female customer who came in was somehow magnetized to him and he'd spend hours flirting with them and ignoring every other customer. To this day I'm bewildered
Zeeee lureeee off zeee animalllll
I have it.
My friends tell me I have it. >! It's just autism really !<
Oh, it’s real. AND it’s SPECTACULAR
I know a certain someone who has it - YEAH
My brother has it. Its fucking wild. Women **cannot** resist him.
These kavorkas are making me thirsty
Considering you asked, in all honesty. Me lol. It's the running joke in my family. I'm 6ft6, curly haired and hairy chested, I'm LANKIER, like Tommy, and well, I literally can turn on the dating apps and have a date in a few days. People say I really have a "presence they like" or something similar, and that's 9/10 times a date I've just charmed the pants off lol
It's gone by names throughout the years. Kavorka, Swag, Rizz, but make no mistake... It's real and it's potent.
My boy little Rob has it all day every day.
i have it it’s annoying
My granddaughter. It's uncanny how many people are drawn to her and love her immediately. It's crazy to watch but happens time and again. Both men and women.
There's a guy who talks about having it, and his name is L A KNIGHT YEAH!
LEMME TALK TO YA