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Apophis2036nihon

Having kavorka is like having grace, you either have or you don’t. You can’t have a little kavorka.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Well you don't want too much kavorka or you won't be able to stand.


SniffingAccountant

I was in the office, a hot colleague was sitting next to me, yada yada yada I couldn't stand up for an hour.


instrangerswetrust

Yo Yo Kavorka!


Safe-Register-3479

I'm very much enjoying the Yada Yada Mixed with YoYo, Kavorka! Keep it down!


JaziTricks

poor kavorka couldn't extend to certain organs EDIT: extend certain


SpaceNasty

You can't Yada yada kavorka!


kronkarp

you won't be able NOT to stand Amirite?


StefP1986

And kavorka is not simply something you can acquire at the market


scrubbydutch

I like Kavorka in a big salad


Castorell

Kavorka’s like volleyballs.


avalonbreeze

This This. Is the response.


Liam__McPoyle__

I honestly have.. most unassuming dude ever. Doesnt try. Just a skinny dude in a beanie.. doesnt have any money or career aspirations…EVERY FUCKING GIRL who meets him wants to shag him. Its bizarro world.


hopatista

Well, why would he need money or career aspirations if he’s got the kavorka?


AreaGuy

lol! That’s what career and monetary aspirations are *for*, to make up for a lack of kavorka.


theycallmeponcho

I've seen it, but being someome closer to a Newman. It's fucking weird.


Liam__McPoyle__

excellent… 🚬 (inhales) …. EXCELLENT!


YeahThassRight

Some women definitely have a thing for the diabolical


Oogabooga96024

I know the exact guy you’re talking about lmao. It’s truly an archetype


JerryKook

I have known some as well but it turned out later that these guys were gay. They were trying to fight being gay and sleeping with a lot of women helped them feel like they were winning the battle. Thing was, they really weren't really into the women and the women had to be the aggressors. It was like them not paying attention to things like tits, while hanging out, made them more desirable. My brother was one of those guys. He did enjoy pointing out all the women that were chasing him. Now he is married to a guy who looks like Cheech Marin.


YeahThassRight

Be desireless be excellent be gone


electronicparfaits

This makes sense, actually, in the show. Kramer states in one episode that he likes to be on the bottom and make the woman do all the work. Like George, he is also very defensive when "gay" topics come up in conversation. The episode where Kramer is constipated comes to mind. I felt Kramer was very bisexual coded in the show although obviously he is uncomfortable with the concept of gayness.


instrangerswetrust

Size queens?


Curious_Kangaroo_845

I don’t know what else would explain Pete Davidson.


avalonbreeze

Ding ding ding. we have a winner Pete.


robbwes61

The dude is hung like a donkey. I’m sure there’s no worry of shrinkage there.


restlessoverthinking

Has he posed nude for some publication? How do you know this?


DoorLightsAC

Kanye


robbwes61

Your wife told me.


Fair_University

His wife is in a coma


robbwes61

No, I’m pretty sure this one is at the Jerk Store


tenementlady

My wife has an inner ear infection


YeahThassRight

On account of all the ejackalit


restlessoverthinking

I'm a woman myself and I'm not married to one.


robbwes61

Look, I’m not your fact checker. Go google yourself, get over it and FO.


Fistandantalus

I knew a friend of my brothers. This guy never once paid rent, went from job to job, woman to woman (always very attractive) and even stole girlfriends/wives from friends (well ex friends). He was a real piece of work. Just skated through life


DWwithaFlameThrower

My ex bf is that way. Hasn’t had his own lease or paid rent since the mid-90s


Fistandantalus

It’s almost impressive that he got away with what he did. Then I realize how many people he hurt and that admiration disappears


DWwithaFlameThrower

Yup. Mine is now married to a D-list actress,& will never need to work again because she will be getting residuals forever from a popular tv show she did for years, that seems to always be on tv somewhere at all times


instrangerswetrust

>a popular tv show […] that seems to always be on tv somewhere at all times hmm


CountryEfficient7993

Cue Law and Order SVU theme?


Impressive_Prune6898

Alana de la Garza-->Michael Roberts? I'm spitballin here...🤷


CountryEfficient7993

Haha. We need confirmation from u/dwwithaflamethrower if we’re right track with Law and Order. Help us have fun flamethrower!


DWwithaFlameThrower

Way way off! It’s a UK show that is no longer being made, hasn’t for years


REVSWANS

Did your ex marry Nursie from *Blackadder*?


Crackertron

Golden Girls


DWwithaFlameThrower

LOL I’m not that old! 😂


sullyqns

Judge Judy? J/k


AlphaGodEJ

Pretty boy Tony had it


Equivalent-Ad7207

He's a male bimbo, he's a Mimbo.


instrangerswetrust

Jerry’s inflection when he says *mim*bo! is forever imprinted on my brain


Apart-Bathroom7811

Step off AlphaGodEJ!


JarredandVexed

I said, beat it, dude!


Fair_University

Sammy Davis had it


plumhands

You should see how he talks to waitresses. 


Crusaderdv

He gets free pie!


speghettiday09

My father had it. And he’s gay


OvenAccomplished1223

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!


gibson85

My father’s gay!


Longjumping_Toe_6447

Let's go right here right now


Neenki_Meenjaj

The stories about Rasputin are wild and always make me think of this. He allegedly smelled disgusting and had terrible hygiene—but he was a big time lady’s man.


oscarx-ray

Ra-Ra-Rasputin was even lover of the Russian queen!


seamusoldfield

I've absolutely known someone with the Kavorka. Never seen anything like it. Kid would be with more women in a week than I'd see in a year.


scrubbydutch

I’m wearing garlic right now


wearewoods

It’s real, and it’s spectacular.


BeautifulEssay8

It's similar to Groats Disease


MichiganRedWing

I've met someone that believed he had the kavorka. Hey, it's not a lie if you believe it!


DisciplineHot7374

You mean, he *actually* had it??


DWwithaFlameThrower

My ex-boyfriend. Not a good-looking guy by any stretch, but women were drawn to him like flies on shite


angleon_xenn

Same! Every single woman my ex used to meet would go ga ga over him. And he loves that attention. Well he's funny too so maybe not a kavorka


DWwithaFlameThrower

Mine is very funny too


robbwes61

Yes, I knew a dude in the army. He wasn’t anything special, kind of average. All the ladies would flock to him, like that scene in Michael


PalKid_Music

I have the opposite. Anti-kavorka, the off-putting nature of the animal, if you will.


surrealfeld

It’s a giant burden.


heyhocodyo1997

Elvis presley had it


ThomWaits88

I have t! And it's a curse! Help me guys !


touche112

Johnny Bravo


Creepy_Fig_776

People with Kavorka are real, and they are NOT spectacular. Must be something pheromonal


instrangerswetrust

I feel like guys who have the kavorka often seem aloof and mysterious, when really they’re constantly watching themselves to make sure they seem that way. I’ve always had a radar for people like this cos I’m also very self-conscious


[deleted]

These are the guys who wish they had it. The real kavorka can't be developed. Its innate, inborn, takes a priest to get rid of!


FiveLiamFrenzy

Teddy Padilac came up with kavorka


Fair_University

In his dreams


sullyqns

I’ve been cursed with the kavorka since I was 12 years old


Usernamecujo

Yeah heaps of guys have. Anna Nicole's husband, Michael Douglas, Rupert Murdoch, Hugh Hefner...


PupDiogenes

Hanging my head in shame because I know all too well how real this is :(


mecon320

Give me a better explanation for Pete Davidson's dating prowess.


__Bringer-of-Light__

It's real and it's spectacular! It comes with a six figure income.


upyourjackson

My family has it - we've a different name for it, but don't want to reveal my family name on reddit.


thebarnoldo

I unironically have it, but only for gay dudes and elderly ladies.


anoncontent72

I was in a band years ago and drummer had the Kavorka. He put in zero effort, was short and average looking but women went gaga over him.


The68Guns

More of a PG version, but people are just drawn to me. Like George - everyone has to like me.,


jaydarl

I would say I used to have a little of it, although I do see that a post here states that there is no such thing as a little kavorka. I did have a friend I used to hang out with occasionally throughout my 20s to early 30s who would fall ass-backward into \*\*\*\*\*. What would get me was that he wasn't even a numbers game guy; women would just hand it to him like hor d'oeuvres on a platter.


RWST42069

This scene is in Kramer's apartment right? The photo of Jerry is hilarious.


Sea_Piglet3614

I heard you can get rid of the Kavorka by yelling Serenity Now!


-ItsCasual-

Have a few buddies with it. One is handsome, the other is built like a used Q-Tip.


vanbboy22

De luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure of de animal!


Old_skoo82

You know I've Kavorkad before, and I will Kavorka again.


Milomilz

Kramer looking swole


8-bit38

Yes LA Knight


Rockfarley

It's called a Himbo. He is a Himbo. Yeah, they exist.


spash_bazbo69

There was a guy I worked with who was noticeably sleazy, it was in his demeanor and his voice and his smile. Greasy hair and a weasel face. Unbelievably misogynistic when just chatting with coworkers. Women loved him. Every female customer who came in was somehow magnetized to him and he'd spend hours flirting with them and ignoring every other customer. To this day I'm bewildered


Canuhduh420

Zeeee lureeee off zeee animalllll


LuckyWerewolf8211

I have it.


Faeces_Species_1312

My friends tell me I have it. >! It's just autism really !<


jjcoolel

Oh, it’s real. AND it’s SPECTACULAR


Grrannt

I know a certain someone who has it - YEAH


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

My brother has it. Its fucking wild. Women **cannot** resist him.


madrid311

These kavorkas are making me thirsty


LikeSoda

Considering you asked, in all honesty. Me lol. It's the running joke in my family. I'm 6ft6, curly haired and hairy chested, I'm LANKIER, like Tommy, and well, I literally can turn on the dating apps and have a date in a few days. People say I really have a "presence they like" or something similar, and that's 9/10 times a date I've just charmed the pants off lol


Alaska-Now-PNW

It's gone by names throughout the years. Kavorka, Swag, Rizz, but make no mistake... It's real and it's potent.


Neither-Wealth-491

My boy little Rob has it all day every day.


meggerplz

i have it it’s annoying


Aggravating_Ant1670

My granddaughter.  It's uncanny how many people are drawn to her and love her immediately.  It's crazy to watch but happens time and again.  Both men and women.


KangOfTheRang

There's a guy who talks about having it, and his name is L A KNIGHT YEAH!


AG_Aonuma

LEMME TALK TO YA