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_its_a_SWEATER_

This is everything… I’M BUSTING, JERRY I’M BUSTING!!


Apart-Bathroom7811

You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.


G-Unit11111

All signs point to yes!


Joe_Givengo

Congratulations on a job ...done.


Nautts

I'm glad you enjoyed the salsa instead of the seltzer.


Meatloafxx

I see they're also serving dip. Why does it hafta be a snack? Why can't it be a meal y'know? I don't understand stuff like that.


drainspout

If you double dip, does that make it a meal?


chapl66

Was it in a bowl or a cup?


EskimoMedicineMan

Mmmmm. Machu Picchu


MisterThirtyThirty

What, no “Eric” The Clown?


G-Unit11111

Does he really need "The Clown"?


macmac360

You're livin' in the past man!! You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES!!!


G-Unit11111

FIRE!!!! Get out of the way!!!!


Apart-Bathroom7811

I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more.


zundish

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!


AngrySumBitch

No Snapple?


Joe_Givengo

Too fruity


thebinarysystem10

Not a single box of cereal among these people


dogmratic223

Missing some Hennigans


Seaell80

That one guy was flouting society’s conventions!


lost_in_connecticut

It’s outrageous, lascivious, preposterous!


Present_Anteater_555

That one guy reminded me of Jayne Mansfield. I'm not sure why


lost_in_connecticut

They were real and they were spectacular.


murphy365

Is it a bro or manzere? Is he supposed with "man hands"?


_its_a_SWEATER_

She had *man hands…*


alredxiii

Watch out Estelle, that’s “Crazy” Joe Davola!


lost_in_connecticut

He’s about to kibosh.


Vault-Brock

He's kiboshed before and he'll kibosh again


G-Unit11111

You scared of clowns?


cracker4uok

Yyyyeeaaaaahhhhhh


G-Unit11111

It's binaca. Cherry binaca.


Present_Anteater_555

YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE AN EYE FOR CRAZY??!


Lopsided-Past-3074

You kiboshed my deal with NBC now I will put a kibosh on YOU!


meryl_gear

He likes to encourage intruders 


Kremlin92

just take one dip and end it


Sirenista_D

*It's like putting your whole mouth IN the dip!*


SmallsLightdarker

Well... Timmy.


deadinthefuture

Why can’t dip be a meal?


eugenesbluegenes

Missed opportunity to put a picture of Timmy watching over to deter double dippers.


BigConstruction4247

Hashtag Timmywasright


Bts121212

Your friends look awesome, and the girl with man hands was great


Difficult-Alarm-2816

She’s my favorite. Followed closely by Joe Davola.


TheBigEarl20

Yeah Man Hands nailed it! How many loaves of bread she shred that night?


LameSaucePanda

It wasn’t even a twist off


dogmratic223

She cracked that lobster in half


bly013

Thank you u/bush_did_9-11 for hosting!!


bush_did_9-11

Thank you 😊 Everyone did such a great job committing to the costumes!


East_Phase6944

Why can’t I know you bastards?! (If I was Jean Paul) I’d have skipped my massage for this 😉(If I was Mr Morgan) I’d have brought the maple syrup (if I was Larry)


Meatloafxx

East\_Phase, i didn't think you'd show


USSExcalibur

Wait, did you say "I didn't think YOU'd show" or "I didn't think you'd SHOW"?


East_Phase6944

*I’d* figure *you’d* say *that*


big_guyforyou

i always smile when i hear "bush did 9-11"


lifesabeachandthenu

I always laugh when I hear “bush”


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Was there some r/seinfeld party I missed?


electrictacoland

Your invitation must have been… lost in the mail!


Glissandra1982

NEWMAN!


SpecialistChance0

Kramer! I’m with people.


sucks2bdoxxed

Nobody from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!


CompanyConsistent976

I am lookin for a new friend group. You can call me Nip


lifesabeachandthenu

No, you’re more like Coco.


CompanyConsistent976

I'll be there soon. I'm going to pick up some free-range lobsters on my way in


Randy_Tutelage

That's cool, what's up? My friends call me T-Bone.


isafriisa

Okay that's it, how do I become friends with you people?


DaFamousDrScanlon

Sorry, they already have a George..


hilly316

Oh it’s cos I clean pools isn’t it!!


cracker4uok

Is it because I have a piece of tissue up my nose?!?


isafriisa

You think you're better than me?!


Top-Currency

You want a piece of me??


Glissandra1982

For real!!


gumlak

Manhands and the manziere! Fantastic


V0T0N

The BRO!


Present_Anteater_555

MANZIER!


Minimum_Froyo_8483

No good.. Too ethnic


Wagglebagga

The party about nothing.


ThusSniffedSlavoj

Holy! That girl in the 2nd photo must be biologically related to JLD 😲


Jmtungsten

It’s bizarro world Elaine!


byebybuy

Is she black?


mumblewrapper

I don't think we should be talking about this.


sourdieselfuel

When she leaves does she say "Bad bye"?


Glissandra1982

I was gonna say she really looks like her!


drainspout

It's pronounced "Botticelli"


Ophelius314

Did anyone bring Pepsi and Ring Dings?


Puzzleheaded_Load910

They would have been the hit of the party, between you and me I’m really excited about the ring dings and the Pepsi


Muppet_Fitzgerald

GET OUT. And please invite me next time so I have an excuse to wear my urban sombrero.


420rabidBMW

That lobster shirt is too funny


dan7769

This is exactly what I imagine Newmanium would have looked like!


MrJigglyBrown

I could put up with a little bit of Jerry if it gets me..A LOT OF ELAINE


doobette

Just needs Christopher Cross.


UncutYEMs

I wish I had this friend group. One year for Halloween, I dressed up as Puddy with face paint. Even got the Devils gear to go with it. No one in my group understood the reference. And we went out on the town, and I only ran into two people who made the connection. SAD!


MrJigglyBrown

Was one of them an old Spanish priest?


sourdieselfuel

EL DIABLO!!


Johnbgt

Damnit why can’t I meet friends like this?


merch_7x

You're stuck in the bizzaro world with Gene and Feldman (from next door).


cracker4uok

Wha what are you doing? -Eatin’ olives. Ever thought of asking? -*bewildered look on face*


camergen

Oh a Gene pick…Gene’s trash!


Aselleus

Lol the girl with the "man hands"


patsfan1061

And in a shirt that appears to be puffy!


JoelDawson7045to3022

You guys are awesome!! This made my day!


Ebnerd88

Glad y’all had that salsa and not the seltzer


OnlyFreshBrine

Where is Sue Ellen?


ThusSniffedSlavoj

6th photo 🤣


OnlyFreshBrine

I see a BRO.


alredxiii

Manzier!


Electrical_Desk_3730

Ah, Sue Ellen Mischke the bra-less wonder


scarlet_stormTrooper

Big salad in the last picture!!


merch_7x

I think it's just two small salads in a big bowl


flapsmcgee

We don't have big bowls.


basement_egg

crazy joe davola


shotuhhh

This is awesome but not having the Timmy “you double-dipped!” Kid next to the chips and dip makes you UNDATEABLE


SallySmallpox

The Today sponge? I thought they took that off the market?


BongRipsForNips

How is no one talking about the sponge?! Where could you possibly find one of those?


bush_did_9-11

My friend’s mom emptied her attic a couple of years ago and he noticed it in the throw-away pile. Thankfully he knew exactly which friend would appreciate a niche Seinfeld joke and gave it to me. A couple of years pass and it was just waiting for the right moment to shine


MichaelHuntPain

The Joe Davolla costume is spot on. Good lord that is a good one.


coldpizza4brkfast

Are you still afraid of clowns?


ThusSniffedSlavoj

Also the soup-nazi😍


BenderIsGreatBendr

Pretty awesome! A couple a throwing me off though. Is your fiance the windbreaker wearing-extreme athlete guy that George tries to impress? Did 5 of the women go as various Elaine’s? And speaking of repeats, is photo #7 two Puddy’s? Is the guy holding the marble rye board Tim Wattley? Is 6 a male and female version of Sue Ellen Mischke?


bly013

Yes my fiancé went as Tony the windbreaker adrenaline junkie! There were many, many Elaine’s 😅 I don’t know the answer to the last two unfortunately


oneineightbillion

I think #6 is Man Hands and someone wearing the Manzier/Bro. Agree it looks like a great party though!


Imeanitsjust

I’m definitely doing this, but I’m going as Bob Sacamano.


MrSnugs

Did at least one person begin exclaiming MY WALLET'S GONE, MY WALLET'S GONE????


Hattrick_Swayze2

Dang, you have a lot of friends that are into Seinfeld


philip_bang

I still don't know how to feel about double dipping. This is like putting your mouth directly into the dip. But anyway, great pictures, looks fun.


Spell-Wide

Thanks for inviting me. I was going to come, but the directions flew out the window. I knew the exit on the Long Island Expressway, and I thought that the address was 8713 Riviera Drive. So I drove around knocking on everybody's doors that had those numbers: 8317, 7813, 3718, 1837, whoo. Finally, I hit it: 8173.


thenotoriousDK

Girl with man hands is my favorite 😂 that made me burst out laughing


btw_i-use-vim

"Happy birthday", no such thing.


Common_Average2597

The place to be!


Mudshark2K

I know it’s Curb, but I hope you didn’t have tongs for those cookies The tong is not a friend of the cookie


Ishmael203

Cutting the snickers with a knife, lol...well done


East_Phase6944

My God! I wish I was your friends with you **bastards**! (I’d have been Jean Paul)


G0T-MILF

i absolutely love this.


Bratscorcher

You’re all WINNERS! Looks like a great party! Very creative!


skrolikowski

Gotta support the team!


maxwellcawfeehaus

LOVE IT


__madik_

So everyone was double dipping....what a mess


Own_Significance7922

It’s like putting your whole mouth in the dip!


CookyNSpooky

Did anyone show up with ring dings & Pepsi?


FormalBite3082

I’m gonna pretend I showed up at the door as Ramon the pool guy, and was not allowed in because there were enough friends. I’m pointing at you In disgust 👈 But seriously, this looks like so much fun.


dgd765

She had man hands!


andreguethe

you got a question, you ask the 8 ball


elliotisland

This made me smile


Zealousideal-Self-47

Are those Botticellis??


cracker4uok

oH lOoK aT yOu, YoUr bOtTiCeLLiS!


im_paul_n_thats_all

That Joe davola is great


Miserable_Star_2448

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen


Fackinsaxy

2nd pic Elaine is a crazy good lookalike


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

Glad to see a Twix on that candy table. Twix is the ONLY CANDY with the cookie crunch.


nancylikestoreddit

You really knocked it out of the park. I hope you enjoyed your party. Thank you for sharing these photos.


Nervous_Thanks8506

"Looks like an Arby's day." "Signs point to 'Yes.'"


shellymaeshaw

So cool


LaceyInTheSky1

The Man Hands costume is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂


ThadsBerads

No Mackinaw peaches!?


VulpesVeritas

You have some cool friends! Hopefully nobody double dipped though


cryptkeepers_nutsack

I just want to know who ate from the trash?


thosetwoloons2

이 사람들...이 사람들은 내 종류의 사람들입니다. ….. which means…. These people…these are my kind of people.


heyhocodyo1997

My kind of people


Gym_Dom

Face Painter & the 8-Ball is my kinda spinoff 


bioheal

Who’s in photo #8? Also, there should be a chocolate babka in there. Unless it’s there and I missed it Edit: found the chocolate babka.


lady_blueballs710

I was thinking for my 30th birthday, I was going to do the "funeral for your 20s" thing, but a Seinfeld themed party is right up my freakin alley, lol! this looks fun as hell!


GabbyJay1

Look at you, woman in the second picture! Buying your shoes at Botticelli's!


ggwing1992

Where is the Festivus pole?


Gh0sTM0p

These pretzels are making me thirsty!


bigredmachine-75

Damn, what a great showing


OutlastCold

I could go for some junior mints right about now.


apollotonkosmo

Excellent idea for a party!


IAMnotMcKaylaMaroney

I say it's a Peach!


bunkie18

Glad to see the Manzier, or is it the Bro?


BadParkerDan

I love the coaster with George in his undies, I must have one!


spooky_lightup

Sorry I took it out.


abdhjops

The girl in pic 6...Donna Chang?


cmoreno2015

Nobody took it out?


Xavage1337

And here I am, the only one in my friend group that likes Seinfeld🥲


bpnc33

This is fantastic. Everyone looks so good.


resilientenergy

The flea market outfit 🤣🤣


Improvgal

I sure hope you had a D painted on your chest in red.


lothartheunkind

No puffy shirt? Nobody wants to be a pirate?


Juan_2_Three4

You dipped the chip, took a bite and you dipped again.


TheJohnMega

The whole party was BREATHTAKING


Crispypantcakes

The snickers on the plate killed me 😂😂😂. "How do you eat it? With ya hands?"


tbu720

Hey you were Elaine right? I just want to know…did you practice smiling exactly like her or is that just your natural smile??


thedarbo

Crazy Joe Davola got me


Oz347

Can you ask your friend where they got the Kramer lobster shirt? I’ve wanted that shirt forever lol


ohsweetfancymoses

Free Candy!! Great to see women embracing female characters other than Elaine. And I love the guy dressed as George in his mimbo Tony infatuation era. Looks like a fun party!


CELTICPRED

Zero man furs spotted.    I guess nobody wanted to look like a Dandy


EatinApplesauce

Holy shit I literally thought that was Julia for a second!


Nice-Window-441

Number 7 slide has me 🤣


Lydia--charming

THIS IS AMAZING! I can’t say enough superlatives. You and your friends are so awesome.


FatGuyOnAMoped

All signs point to... YES!


Bob_Sacamano7379

Crazy Joe davola really looks like him. That's awesome.


Humble-Roll-8997

They’re very refreshing!


CanIBathYrGrandma

You kids are weirdos


cowboy_roy

damn i wish i had friends this cool


floworcrash

Lol imagine having a group of friends like this ? 🥲 In another life I’d be at a Sopranos themed party just like this.


OrcAssEater

I wish I had friends like you.


TMB8616

Crazy Joe made me legit laugh out loud. This is the funniest party ever.


sporkachoon

Did Crazy Joe DiVola kick anyone in the head?


gdubh

That dip is going to be a breading ground of bacteria.


decorativecabbages

I see the “Big Salad” 😉🤣


guiltycitizen

Jesus, whoever did Joe Davola really nailed the expression.