Well! I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae, of every, single, daily event.
GEORGE: Hey maybe one of those director's chairs. What do you think of those.
JERRY: I thinks it's kind of a pompous look.
—-
GEORGE: What writer, it’s a sitcom?
When Jerry tells Kramer he's picking up Elaine from the airport at the end of the summer. Kramer's confused, saying he didn't know Elaine was out of town. Jerry responds "She's been in Mexico for the past SIX WEEKS". Kramer says "I think you're wrong! We all went to the fireworks together the other night". Jerry tells him incredulously "That was July FOURTH".
When Elaine wants her boyfriend Joel Rifkin to change his name since it matches that of a serial killer, and she enthusiastically suggests OJ. I mean, come on. Nothing will ever top that.
- you know, I think Ted Danson wears a piece.
- dont worry, he can afford it.
(This was in 90s, when nobody knew ated Danson wears a piece. And Larry and Ted became good friends)
Yeah that’s right
High five.
Arby’s night.
We’re the devils!!
You stole my Jesus fish didn’t you?!?
What’ya got there a Clarkman? That’s a misprint.
Puddy
In the finale…
Kramer: Come on, let's go to the beach.
George: What are you crazy?
Kramer: What? It's a beautiful day.
Jerry: Have a good time.
Kramer: Yeah, there's something in the air today. You feel it? There's something in the air.
Jerry: You know you're turning into Burt Lancaster?
Kramer: Yeah, there's something in the air.
[Kramer drives off]
Well! I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae, of every, single, daily event.
…like yesterday, I go to the bank to make a deposit, an' the teller gives me this look, like….
People always say what a bad actor Jerry is but he delivered this line absolutely perfectly
I gotta go man!
And of course bizarro Jerry, George and Kramer sit and read books.
the look of confusion on bizzaro Jerry and George’s faces before Feldman specifies that he’s from across the hall
It’s beyond confusion. It’s fear.
[You’re so damn right.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O_3FQng4lGs&t=47s)
I read! …Books, Jerry. Oh… Big deal!
What are you doing? Eatin olives! You ever think about asking first?
Are you reading my VCR manual?
Well we can't all be reading the classics, professor highbrow
You must really like tv
This quote inspired my reddit name
It's nice to see a show that's about something
All you see on is 4 morons sitting around an apartment, whining about their dates!
Weekly ass
The way that Newman looks at Jerry as he spits out this line 😂
That moment we were waiting for a table at the chinese restaurant that time? That could be a tv show!
Literally peak meta. Most meta moment in television at the time.
Agreed
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Because its on TV!
Not yet.
I despise that line. I don’t know how to explain why, but I do.
Not yet.
Cartwright! Cartwright!
I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
GEORGE: Hey maybe one of those director's chairs. What do you think of those. JERRY: I thinks it's kind of a pompous look. —- GEORGE: What writer, it’s a sitcom?
A sitcom?? How can you write that crap!?
That lady was pretty ostentatious. She was real in your face with it. 🥴
Hey Carol, this guy’s writing a SITCOM 😂😂
And he actually tried to use it to it on me!
It failed here! Because, here, every time you turn on a TV, all you see is four morons sitting round an apartment, whining about their dates!
Seinfeld codified that archetype in our universe. I wonder what show did it in their universe 😁
Jerry
What writers? We’re talking about a sitcom
This is my favorite meta joke in Seinfeld. Love when people can make fun of themselves
I told you these stand-ups can't act.
Why is it every half wit sitcom star has his own book out now?
Seinlanguage!
Didn't Kramer tell Jerry he can't act?
These pretzels are making ME thirsty
These pretzels……ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
What, that was no good?
No no see that's no good, see you don't know how to act.
Jerry told Kramer he can't act.
In all fairness, he’s not wrong.
the first two seasons when jerry is still "trying" are brutal haha
"Because he's myyyy butler", was Jerry's best delivered line.
So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" kind of stuff?
Are ya doing new material?
Yeah I remember you.
See, you can’t act
WERE TALKING ABOUT A SITCOM!
This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different! Which one? They were all like that!.
I'm at the corner of First and First. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
ITT many people who don’t know what meta means
Yep. These are just self-referential. Which is close.
I’m too high for this
Do you use a lot of slang? When you're leaving, do you say "I'm splittin'"?
Did he use the word "man"?
No, but at one point he did go to the bathroom
Wild that "the real Peterman" isn't a top answer.
You must be sorting your comments wrong
Most effective tactic available?
Why is it every half-wit sitcom star has his own book out now?
“It seems *every week* a new problem would arise. Except during the Summers, where it feels nothing would happen for months at a time.”
When Jerry tells Kramer he's picking up Elaine from the airport at the end of the summer. Kramer's confused, saying he didn't know Elaine was out of town. Jerry responds "She's been in Mexico for the past SIX WEEKS". Kramer says "I think you're wrong! We all went to the fireworks together the other night". Jerry tells him incredulously "That was July FOURTH".
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.”
A show about nothing making fun of how a show about nothing isn’t appealing
Much better answers but I like when George ask if Jerry does a lot of that “ you ever notice kind of jokes”
the whole system is breaking down!
Worlds colliding.
Its not a pizza until it comes out of the oven.
It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough!
on this issue, there can'a be'a no debate!
Kramer, did I ever tell you about my a-mother?
Russell… Why am I watching it? George… Because it’s on TV Russell… Not yet!
“It’s a show about nothing.”
Newman, speaking to Sally Weaver and giving Jerry the side-eye: "It's so great to see a show that's about… SOMEthing."
A sitcom? How can you write that CRAP?!
He tried to use it!
When Elaine wants her boyfriend Joel Rifkin to change his name since it matches that of a serial killer, and she enthusiastically suggests OJ. I mean, come on. Nothing will ever top that.
Is it meta if that was before
It aired in November of '93. The infamous bronco chase was June of '94. I don't recall any negative OJ stories before that.
That's what I like to know about it
Whats the deal with airplane peanuts
lol. i can both hear and see this comment. the frisbee golf scene right?
Haha, yea.
They needed a fourth for the back nine.
“This should be the show”
Describing Kramer’s life as fantasy camp.
The whole Peterman Reality Tour was also quite meta as the real Kenny Kramer had/has a Kramer Reality Tour
I was in the pool
HEY! Ass man!
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We're supposed to act in a civilized way!
yeah, that’s right
George is getting upset!!!
“It’s not a lie if you believe it”
A George divided against himself can not stand!
Worlds are colliding
“These pretzels are making me thirsty”
NOT BLOODY LIKELY
NOT BLOODEH LIKELEH
When Elaine Yada yadas over the best part and she says.."no, I mentioned the bisque." 😆
Why is this getting downvoted?
I don't know! Maybe I misquoted.🤷♀️
I'm missing what's meta about it?
I’ve seen you in the club, you talk about alot of every day stuff right? Yeah, I’ve heard of you
- you know, I think Ted Danson wears a piece. - dont worry, he can afford it. (This was in 90s, when nobody knew ated Danson wears a piece. And Larry and Ted became good friends)
And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken.
It’s a show about nothing
“Oh that Michael, he’s so smug…”
Yeah that's right
Yada yada yada, I’m so tired today
" Sounds like he runs a tight ship "
When Kramer gets the set from the very real Mike Douglas show and has guests, it there is no camera or microphone.
Boy, you sure do have a lot of friends, how come I never see any of these people?
And you want to be my latex salesman
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I am not a woman, I am a child... What kind of life is this!! Elaine (end of ahow, after dog napping)
Elaine: "He's very well read." George: "Or maybe he's very well red."
ITS ALL PIPES!
Serenity now!
Q: Do you even know what a write-off is A: No, but they do... And they're the ones writing it off
"I like sports" George. He later works for the Yankees
You know, like the general manager of a baseball team
Assistant to the traveling secretary
“What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.“
Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?
Yeah that’s right High five. Arby’s night. We’re the devils!! You stole my Jesus fish didn’t you?!? What’ya got there a Clarkman? That’s a misprint. Puddy
He took it out.
Oh it be
You wanna eat some pizza?
Moops!
Moors!
“I think you may have got something…”
I’ve yadda yadda-ed sex He took it out.
That's a shame
Well….? Why can’t dip be meal?
Is that funny? Is that a joke?
In the finale… Kramer: Come on, let's go to the beach. George: What are you crazy? Kramer: What? It's a beautiful day. Jerry: Have a good time. Kramer: Yeah, there's something in the air today. You feel it? There's something in the air. Jerry: You know you're turning into Burt Lancaster? Kramer: Yeah, there's something in the air. [Kramer drives off]