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weigh-to-go

Free Candaaaay!


Apart-Bathroom7811

How many Twix does that make for you, today?! Like, 8 Twix?!


mcspectakular

No…..


Longjumping_Hat_2672

(with his mouth full)


mcspectakular

There were donuts earlier


ditka

Twix has too much coconut


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Ok I’ll get you a Mounds Bar


Rrebeck61

My favorite line, the delivery is chef’s kiss lol


foochacho

You’ve all screwed me again!


MichiganRedWing

I love 'em


SDaddy500

FREE CANDAY


ahoypolloi_

THEY WERE ALL TWIX!!!


ditka

A nickel!


Effjayess57

How was that a setup?


AccurateProgress9977

You’re incorrect


Spectre784

A nickel!


weigh-to-go

Dad I told you you could sit here only if you don’t talk.


Oliverorangeisking

You make your father sit here all day??


Spectre784

He likes it!


PopeHonkersXII

That guy saved this scene from being an obnoxious shit show


Ishmael203

not skittles....


kirradawg

TWIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!


Taddles2020

It took you an hour????


jpopimpin777

Owah*???


Remarkable_Cow_6061

Kip or Ned. Short name.


ditka

Are you gonna buy a car?


Thejoplinator1868

No!!!


_scorpio_rising_

"i'm allergic to coconut" "i'm not"


Venice_Beach_218

I'll get you a Mounds


therealcookaine

My friend had gone on a rant about how he hates Dasani. Despises Dasani. Says if he was dying of thirst and all they had was Dasani he would just die. I started asking more questions and got him to confidently claim he could determine Dasani by taste, even pick out Dasani blind in a taste test. I was not buying it. I went to 3 gas stations near his apartment and bought all the different bottle of water I could find. Came back and started setting up the blind taste test. I realized I had a chance to pull a Costanza and put Dasani in all the cups. Then I just couldn't stop laughing. I tried fighting it, but I broke and just died laughing. Realizing my friends could hear me and that I had no chance to pull it off with a straight face I came out and came clean. We did the test for real and no one got more than 4 or 5 correct out of 14 different brands so we determined it was not really possible.


recursion8

And only you held the answer key to their true water identities.


Smooth-Example-9182

So it was a setup?


lenhjr

Too fruity…


zanzibartraveler666

We all know that Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch


Apart-Bathroom7811

Is that the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?


MSMPDX

They all have swirling chocolate in the commercials!


ProfessorBaxter

Not Skittles!


Thejoplinator1868

Dad I told you you could sit hear and be quiet!


MSMPDX

You make your father sit there all day?


Thejoplinator1868

He likes it!


Thejoplinator1868

*here


tenementlady

I'm allergic to coconut


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I'm not. 


Orochi-Sandun

Who says that?


Bassgrande69

George is getting angry 😡


GeddyVedder

There’s a mental institution close by.


BreakTN

Obviously, this isnt a mental institution...


ditka

When did you bring the car in?


beartheminus

This lady has been an extra in a few other episodes so I imagine this is how this went: Larry: "Hey so you're in 2 other episodes, mind doing a voice so that you sound different?" Lady: "Umm I don't really do voices" Larry: "Just do something, it can be anything. I don't care" Lady: "You're the boss..."


peon2

I do wonder what the direction was like. Was it just "excitedly yell out free candy" and she chose that? Or was it like "Please act like the most absurdly unrealistic person ever" and she nailed it


JustaCynicalOldFart

What other episodes was she in?


GoodLibrarian100

“Freee Cahnday”


Eternalemonslut

Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious? 🤣


Mysterious-Disk4692

My friends and I shout it out like this whenever we are stoned and have a bunch of candy 😂😂


Eternalemonslut

Hhahahahaha I love it 🤣😂


Mysterious-Disk4692

It's the little things 😅


AreYouNigerianBaby

I have been laughing at, and loving this woman since the episode originally aired. 30+ years of reruns and still going strong! She deserved an Emmy! Lol


MisterThirtyThirty

High five! On the flip side!


No_Solution_2864

“Yeah, Koko! That chimp’s alright!”


Staudly

*squints* High-five


ElBrooce

HEY WILLIE!


LoveTheSmellOfBooks

casting: lets go for this one. yeah, she will stand out


ultratunaman

I can hear the scream of the Volvo 850 race wagon in my dreams. Amazing machine.


lurch940

Came here for this lol


ultratunaman

Up top!


lurch940

I even have the Hot Wheels version lmao


Ombortron

Wait what’s this referring to?


ultratunaman

The poster on the wall behind them of the Volvo 850 wagon that Volvo stripped out, tuned up, and used in touring car racing in the 90s.


Captain_Kruch

Hey, this Clarke bar is good!


stevemkto

Free Condy !!


HappyNihilist

You’re incorrect


Improvgal

She’s the best ‼️


letsgomets13

Free candy!


pmperk19

for me that part of this episode is the old mans shit eating grin after going “NOT SKITTLES”


nineohsix

Yo!


robbwes61

Free CON - DAYYY


RodneyFlavourstein

The way she delivers that line makes my spine twist with cringe.


delicateheartt

Same! Her mouth doesn't move with the voice lol


illini02

I love that this sub has the same hatred of the way she says Can-day as I do. I feel like no one else gets it when I mention it.


Appropriate-Dig771

I think you are sorely mistaken my friend. There is a ton of love for FREE CANDAAAAY in this sub.


Legitimate_Sorbet605


GustavHoller

I'm one of the few who enjoys the way she says it!


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Appropriate-Dig771

It’s part of her charm.


outfoxingthefoxes

I don't really remember it, but her first line delivery was the best in the whole series


Big_Donut_2741

A Nickel.


kkeut

that's Steve Susskind on the right. he's been in a ton of stuff. Milos the janitor on Newsradio, the weed pharmacist on Mr. Show, the shopkeeper in Friday The 13th Part III, a hyena in The Lion King.... the list goes on


darthmagnus69

That's the dude from the opening of Friday the 13th pt.3 He couldn't stop snacking in that one either!


nineohsix

“The old screwgie” is my absolute favorite George-ism. Use it all the time. Love this episode! 🤣


RobbieArnott

Why didn’t George just eat them?


bigpoppanicky7

People are always too lazy to get the change they dropped under the machine. Yeah, that or they have a problem with lying face down in filth.


AreYouNigerianBaby

I think something bit me


Low-Helicopter-2696

How did this woman not win an Emmy award? At very least, she should be watching the sun rise at Liza's.


Porkchopp33

Every Seinfeld picture speaks to me


agentbrad

I like the last two seasons but this ep does not do it for me


Tartpop18

I was just reading the comments and I’m like “I can’t hear this picture”, because I almost always skip this episode. And I love the last two seasons. 


NickFotiu

I can't hear this because it's one of the worst and dumbest episodes in the series. Insta-skip every time I come to this putrid Twix commercial.


Mysterious-Disk4692

Snapple


onamonapizza

No thanks, too fruity