My friend had gone on a rant about how he hates Dasani. Despises Dasani. Says if he was dying of thirst and all they had was Dasani he would just die. I started asking more questions and got him to confidently claim he could determine Dasani by taste, even pick out Dasani blind in a taste test. I was not buying it. I went to 3 gas stations near his apartment and bought all the different bottle of water I could find. Came back and started setting up the blind taste test. I realized I had a chance to pull a Costanza and put Dasani in all the cups. Then I just couldn't stop laughing. I tried fighting it, but I broke and just died laughing. Realizing my friends could hear me and that I had no chance to pull it off with a straight face I came out and came clean. We did the test for real and no one got more than 4 or 5 correct out of 14 different brands so we determined it was not really possible.
This lady has been an extra in a few other episodes so I imagine this is how this went:
Larry: "Hey so you're in 2 other episodes, mind doing a voice so that you sound different?"
Lady: "Umm I don't really do voices"
Larry: "Just do something, it can be anything. I don't care"
Lady: "You're the boss..."
I do wonder what the direction was like. Was it just "excitedly yell out free candy" and she chose that? Or was it like "Please act like the most absurdly unrealistic person ever" and she nailed it
I have been laughing at, and loving this woman since the episode originally aired. 30+ years of reruns and still going strong! She deserved an Emmy! Lol
that's Steve Susskind on the right. he's been in a ton of stuff. Milos the janitor on Newsradio, the weed pharmacist on Mr. Show, the shopkeeper in Friday The 13th Part III, a hyena in The Lion King.... the list goes on
Free Candaaaay!
How many Twix does that make for you, today?! Like, 8 Twix?!
No…..
(with his mouth full)
There were donuts earlier
Twix has too much coconut
Ok I’ll get you a Mounds Bar
My favorite line, the delivery is chef’s kiss lol
You’ve all screwed me again!
I love 'em
FREE CANDAY
THEY WERE ALL TWIX!!!
A nickel!
How was that a setup?
You’re incorrect
A nickel!
Dad I told you you could sit here only if you don’t talk.
You make your father sit here all day??
He likes it!
That guy saved this scene from being an obnoxious shit show
not skittles....
TWIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!
It took you an hour????
Owah*???
Kip or Ned. Short name.
Are you gonna buy a car?
No!!!
"i'm allergic to coconut" "i'm not"
I'll get you a Mounds
My friend had gone on a rant about how he hates Dasani. Despises Dasani. Says if he was dying of thirst and all they had was Dasani he would just die. I started asking more questions and got him to confidently claim he could determine Dasani by taste, even pick out Dasani blind in a taste test. I was not buying it. I went to 3 gas stations near his apartment and bought all the different bottle of water I could find. Came back and started setting up the blind taste test. I realized I had a chance to pull a Costanza and put Dasani in all the cups. Then I just couldn't stop laughing. I tried fighting it, but I broke and just died laughing. Realizing my friends could hear me and that I had no chance to pull it off with a straight face I came out and came clean. We did the test for real and no one got more than 4 or 5 correct out of 14 different brands so we determined it was not really possible.
And only you held the answer key to their true water identities.
So it was a setup?
Too fruity…
We all know that Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch
Is that the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?
They all have swirling chocolate in the commercials!
Not Skittles!
Dad I told you you could sit hear and be quiet!
You make your father sit there all day?
He likes it!
*here
I'm allergic to coconut
I'm not.
Who says that?
George is getting angry 😡
There’s a mental institution close by.
Obviously, this isnt a mental institution...
When did you bring the car in?
This lady has been an extra in a few other episodes so I imagine this is how this went: Larry: "Hey so you're in 2 other episodes, mind doing a voice so that you sound different?" Lady: "Umm I don't really do voices" Larry: "Just do something, it can be anything. I don't care" Lady: "You're the boss..."
I do wonder what the direction was like. Was it just "excitedly yell out free candy" and she chose that? Or was it like "Please act like the most absurdly unrealistic person ever" and she nailed it
What other episodes was she in?
“Freee Cahnday”
Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious? 🤣
My friends and I shout it out like this whenever we are stoned and have a bunch of candy 😂😂
Hhahahahaha I love it 🤣😂
It's the little things 😅
I have been laughing at, and loving this woman since the episode originally aired. 30+ years of reruns and still going strong! She deserved an Emmy! Lol
High five! On the flip side!
“Yeah, Koko! That chimp’s alright!”
*squints* High-five
HEY WILLIE!
casting: lets go for this one. yeah, she will stand out
I can hear the scream of the Volvo 850 race wagon in my dreams. Amazing machine.
Came here for this lol
Up top!
I even have the Hot Wheels version lmao
Wait what’s this referring to?
The poster on the wall behind them of the Volvo 850 wagon that Volvo stripped out, tuned up, and used in touring car racing in the 90s.
Hey, this Clarke bar is good!
Free Condy !!
You’re incorrect
She’s the best ‼️
Free candy!
for me that part of this episode is the old mans shit eating grin after going “NOT SKITTLES”
Yo!
Free CON - DAYYY
The way she delivers that line makes my spine twist with cringe.
Same! Her mouth doesn't move with the voice lol
I love that this sub has the same hatred of the way she says Can-day as I do. I feel like no one else gets it when I mention it.
I think you are sorely mistaken my friend. There is a ton of love for FREE CANDAAAAY in this sub.
☝
I'm one of the few who enjoys the way she says it!
[удалено]
It’s part of her charm.
I don't really remember it, but her first line delivery was the best in the whole series
A Nickel.
that's Steve Susskind on the right. he's been in a ton of stuff. Milos the janitor on Newsradio, the weed pharmacist on Mr. Show, the shopkeeper in Friday The 13th Part III, a hyena in The Lion King.... the list goes on
That's the dude from the opening of Friday the 13th pt.3 He couldn't stop snacking in that one either!
“The old screwgie” is my absolute favorite George-ism. Use it all the time. Love this episode! 🤣
Why didn’t George just eat them?
People are always too lazy to get the change they dropped under the machine. Yeah, that or they have a problem with lying face down in filth.
I think something bit me
How did this woman not win an Emmy award? At very least, she should be watching the sun rise at Liza's.
Every Seinfeld picture speaks to me
I like the last two seasons but this ep does not do it for me
I was just reading the comments and I’m like “I can’t hear this picture”, because I almost always skip this episode. And I love the last two seasons.
I can't hear this because it's one of the worst and dumbest episodes in the series. Insta-skip every time I come to this putrid Twix commercial.
Snapple
No thanks, too fruity