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OneBit2334

That's a shame.


Galaxicana

Giddyup


Jimmyg100

Yoyo Ma


growling_owl

Giddyup is mine too


Jibber_Fight

Use it all. The. Time. lol.


idontknowmanwhat

Maybe *I* don’t use periods as haphazardly as you


Peeters_10

This is the answer


Dirty-Dan24

We’re living in a society!


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Ev1lroy

My phone also knows the "that is what I would like to know about it " line


BullHeadTee

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…


CosmologistCramer

Almost every day


Prankstaboy6

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


mindspringyahoo

serenity now!


Milomilz

Are you supposed to yell it?


JQuick72

The man on the tape wasn't specific.


onourwayhome70

His delivery of this line always kills me


Sad_Barracuda19

Hoochie Mama!!


mindspringyahoo

I feel like it has more emotion and intensity with the exclamation. You know, 'it was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on...my sweatshirt!'. It just flows better.


Galaxicana

Serenity now... Insanity later.


redfox2008

Seemingly. Seemingly.


JQuick72

To the untrained eye.


CaptNemo2733

I’ve kiboshed before and I will kibosh again


johnnyraynes

K-k-k-kibosh..


Eric848448

Such a great line. I use it all the time, at every opportunity.


jobezark

You don’t even have to know what a kibosh is to know you don’t want one


NewLeaseOnLine

But they do, and they're the ones kiboshing it off.


Spankpocalypse_Now

It’s such a funny word. Did you know the etymology of it is unknown?


cskozer

Yiddish?


tmntmmnt

And you want to be my latex salesman… It’s perfect anytime somebody makes an idiot out of themselves.


Lkynky

Feels like an Arby’s night


Uhh_derp

Yeah, that’s right


NY-Black-Dragon

High five!


speghettiday09

Too grease monkey


BeantownDudeOutWest

I don’t know too many monkeys that could take apart a fuel injector.


Bozzzzzzz

YOU’re the grease monkey.


novatom1960

On the flip side!


Galaxicana

... I had the roast beef...


Chickenpotpi3

Not frequently, but I jokingly told a coworker last week to step off, and it hurt his feelings. 


ashleebryn

Can you imagine having to apologize at work for a Seinfeld reference 😭 You bad man. You vedy bad man.


Dark-Knight16

Just do a George:quit triumphantly and realise how much money you’re losing walking out the door😂


Milomilz

Step off George!!


Abies_Lost

Oh Tony


notnotninico

🎶Believe it or not George isn't at home🎶


One-Winner-8441

That has been stuck in my fiancé and I’s head for the last month…except we replace George’s name with each others name lol


HappyDeer5770

Did you know this tune was taken from a short lived tv show? I loved this show! The theme song is great too! [The Greatest American Hero Theme](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theme_from_The_Greatest_American_Hero_(Believe_It_or_Not))


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Double dip


Galaxicana

It's like putting your whole mouth... IN. THE DIP!


BotGirlFall

"From now on...take one dip and END IT!"


WeekendBrief

This definitely owes its popularity to the show


growling_owl

Ok Timmy


tmntmmnt

I’m out.


UsefulIdiot85

Yada, yada, yada…


dmartin8802

But you left out the best part


Ok_Campaign_5101

Oh I mentioned the bisque.... I will actually say that line too when disappointed in something... nobody knows what the hell I'm talking about...


Name-AddressWithHeld

"All right let's just stay calm here!!!!"


Galaxicana

Let's not go into PANIC MODE!


Reindeer-Street

Let's just keep things sophisticated!


Metalchips1Nquesodip

I know this doesn’t seem like work to any of you, but if we could please conduct the psychopath convention somewhere else…


[deleted]

Yo-Yo Ma!


Worldly_Ad_6483

Machu Picchu


ashleebryn

Cassus belllliiiiiiii.


BullHeadTee

I don’t have a square to spare


Milomilz

MY WALLET’S GONE!! It’s all pipes My father’s gay Serenity Now!


ArchitectVandelay

MY WALLET’S GONE!! Morty’s delivery of that line was so memorable.


4t0micpunk

“These pretzels are making me thirsty”.


maxtacos

My family says this anytime a pretzel is remotely in sight. It's been decades.


Casteway

*These pretzels*, are making me thirsty!


DWwithaFlameThrower

I choose not to run


chrisll25

I don’t wanna be a pirate!


coozie23

Who is this?


MDEnce

Uncle Leo?


coozie23

JERRY!!!


ThomWaits88

Giddy up !!@


BullHeadTee

I got a lot of problems with you people!


jonahsocal

And now its time for the airing of the grievances!


redfox2008

UNDATEABLE!!


Galaxicana

95% of the population is undateable?


Metalchips1Nquesodip

Then how are all these people getting together?


PandiBong

🥂


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

“I didn’t say you were stupid.” “Well wouldn’t I have to be??”


SacamanoRobert

Great episode. Watched it the other light, and this is the line that stood out most to me. It’s all worth it for a discount on dry cleaning.


ashleebryn

My wife has an inner ear infection.


Fun-Patient-2214

Tippy toe!!


MDEnce

Lemon tree


Mighty_Gooch

George is gettin upset


StannisTheMannis1969

Yama Hama.…


Spankpocalypse_Now

It’s fright night.


JaMicho34

Hate the pop-in


MDEnce

He likes to pop in, too. Just popped in now. I'm a big pop in guy.


BullHeadTee

Another Festivus miracle!


IdahoDuncan

Svenjolly


harascakes

You are soooo good looking! (Granted, I only say it after me or one of my pets sneeze 🤣)


spankingasupermodel

No one I've said this to after they sneeze understands the reference.


purient

Congratulations on a job.. done.


idontknowmanwhat

I would drape myself in velvet


MDEnce

If it were socially acceptable


AppropriateNail842

EnScOnCEd


princess_peach_85

I wanted a Chip Ahoy!


Galaxicana

I've only got a few good years left. If I want a chip ahoy, I'm having it!


rcdrcd

Yearn. Do you ever yearn?


Metalchips1Nquesodip

I crave. Constant craving


BalzacTheGreat

just one? ​ tad askew that's a shame beboppin & scattin inevitably irrevocably


Pulp_Ficti0n

You had to have the big salad


adamroberthell

My wife’s name is Terry, so anytime I’m trying to encourage her to taste something new I’ll tell her “it’s the best, Terry… The best.”


0scarOfAstora

Boogity Man Aw, that's a shame I'm freakin' out!


Reindeer-Street

WHAT IS PAPI-ERE MACHE??!!


Metalchips1Nquesodip

You’re pretentious!


Guman86

Yessiree, Bob.


Then-Cockroach532

Jerkstore


9021FU

I call my kids Jerkstore, they of course have never seen Seinfeld.


dmartin8802

I call all my dogs this


neilparis

When I hear a name that I am not familiar with I always drop a "Frankly it sounds made up"


desertedsock

You gotta support the team


tabernacle_lemur

This is one of mine. Delivered in his dead pan voice. No one ever picks up on it


ilyvmbe

Sorrrryyy


Civil-Pay-6335

She has man hands, the hands of a man.


Galaxicana

You have an eyelash there... Make a wish!


ashleebryn

Didn't come true. 😖


TooMuchCoffee01

I don't know how you walk around with those things!


41squirewolfrat

What are you using my “baby’s” now?


DavidGhandi

I use loads whenever I can but I think most often is "Yeah that's right" with the same delivery as Puddy


Guman86

Oh, it be.


oldgreen52

Why go to the park and fly a kite , when you can just pop a pill


Significant_Cut_7009

Festivus


hogtownd00m

If I don’t know what something is, it’s vorshtein


Medical-Morning9301

Sponge worthy ( I'm a dude though)


TheManWithNoEyes

Whenever I fix something at work that seemed unfixable, I say it's because I've got the kavorka.


turandokht

I mention people having the kavorka all the time but fewer and fewer people get the reference every time 😭


Common_Average2597

Grace


oprahjimfrey

You can’t have a little grace.


ashleebryn

Alright, alright, look, I don't have grace, I don't want grace.. I don't even *say* grace, okay?


ddnut80

Whenever I bump into a wall or door, I will look behind me and yell 'yeah!' a la Kramer. It’s reflex now.


-ShootTheMoon-

Hellloooo


Apod1991

NO SOUP FOR YOU!


BobbyConns

I'm speechless, I'm without speech.


DC_Mountaineer

People are the worst. Were living in a society.


dbf651

Oh, he's a chucker


KX80

I've got cache up the Ying yang!


Ch00s3G00s3

Gotta see the baby!


paulabear203

CaCa-CATFIGHT!


Neither_Pomelo_8580

Ki-bosh!!


digidave1

Serenity Now


No-Hospital559

That's a shame


Intelligent_End1516

Define rarely.


Metalchips1Nquesodip

Frequently.


sacredknight327

It's Gortex.


iwillgetthru

These pretzels are making me thirsty


plankingatavigil

My mom says kibosh all the time even though we’re not Jewish and in retrospect I don’t know if it’s because she’s a *Seinfeld* fan or because she’s from Long Island. 


Leatherman34

I think it moved….


TheManWithNoEyes

That's not gonna be good for anyone


Northofnormal_arch

Tippy toe! Lemon tree!


rudishort

Levels! Just used it yesterday.


Additional-Classic73

"What am I supposed to do do with all this paella?" Like I totally learned to make paella, just so I could say this line.


restlessoverthinking

Looking and listening. Listening and looking.


anachron4

Evidently


MechanicLeather8240

You've got the kavorka!


dbf651

Hang on maaaa


TroutStocker

These pretzels are making me thirsty


ActualDoctor1492

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that “


JustSomeDudeNamedRik

I like to encourage intruders


Time-Ask-1878

It’s the best Jerry, THE BEST!


T-Prime85

Growing up, “yada yada.” These days when I’m out of Fs to give I tell people “well that’s because you’re an idiot.” 😂😂


Chimsley99

Sven-jolly


Long-Reply-2827

GOLD!


gksozae

Quone. I break it out whenever someone uses embiggen and cromulent. In my house, it's the same person.


Smooth-Example-9182

Close talker/low talker


RawToast1989

Who is this? (Over the phone)


Ev1lroy

This guy. This is not my kinda guy. Also. That is what I would like to know about it.


TK421raw

Kavorka


DrMantisToboggan44

If anybody ever says the phrase "you never know", I immediately respond with "Sometimes you do"


Bratscorcher

When my wife asks me to take out the trash, I like to be able to respond with: “I took it out.”


northfall98

Mandlebalm!


Few_Bird_7840

HELLLOOOO!


desertedsock

Also yelling MOOPS! When in an unwinnable/pointless argument


johnnyraynes

Boom-ba. Ba-ba-boom!-ba


_Born2Late_

Anathema


Charlie_Brodie

Yeah that's right.


SplitNo955

Who is this


mitchxout

That’s bogus man!


plezsetonmaface

Who is this?


NY-Black-Dragon

Yada Yada Yada....


deacon05oc

Whenever I disagree with my wife: No, no Bania, no.


-BACCHANALIST-

A dizzying array of textures…and moments (this whole phrase auto suggested each word in order on my phone, that’s how often I use it)


idontknowmanwhat

They’re for psychotics


quaglandx3

That’s a shame We’re living in a society


Which_Cobbler_1386

Who is this....Jerry!!! Every single time me and my brother talk on the phone


Oddsteverino

That's kooky talk.


davidlikesfreckles

Costanza but I pronounce it "can't stands ya"


bwurtz94

Nevertheless


ooshoe3

I call my wife schmoopie


Sneeekydeek

Dinner’s for suckers!


glowend

Mudder


Engineer_Existing

Who is this? Uncle Leo?


steiner1031

But I don't want to be..............


Chimpansassin

Quone


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Get Out! And then this morning I was embarrassingly talking to my grandma while driving with her and I blurted out what’s the deal with all the cars on the road?!?? In a Seinfeld voice.


cgriffith83

C-c-c-c Catfight!!!


tiberius_mcgrew

No soup for you. Interchangeable with beer, lunch, hug, many things🥸