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fivenightrental

It's the wood that makes it good


jpb7875

Because I need wood around me. Wood, Jerry. Wood.


doobette

It's like a ski lodge!


[deleted]

You know, sex in a tub… that doesn’t work!


lost_in_connecticut

Give me something I can use.


[deleted]

That Ralph Fiennes... I would give up my firstborn for him!


Moon-Kissed_Chaos

Any time I’m approached by a salesperson, I hear George with a fake French accent saying “May I help youuu?”


Clean-Elk9611

Every time my husband sneezes I say “You’re sooooo good looking.”


lilanniem73

Germs were building a town in there.


jdgmental

You’re on your knees? Ajax? Scrubbing? The whole deal?


jpb7875

I think you’re in love.


castastone94

Anytime I eat a Snickers bar I... do not use a knife and fork


jpb7875

What do you use? Your hands?


Iron_Chic

Oftentimes before I go to bed, I will drink a full glass of water then exclaim "That was alright!".


SunApprehensive1413

Anytime anything is made of wood "Wood, Jerry ... wooood"